The BEST Episodes of Santa Clarita Diet
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Oct 29, 2019
Married couple Sheila and Joel are real estate agents in Santa Clarita, California. The couple's lives take a dark turn after Sheila goes through a dramatic change.
#1 - Halibut!
Season 2 - Episode 10
With their options dwindling and their paranoia rising, Joel and Sheila consider making a move. Eric and Abby come up with a fracking good plan.
#2 - The Cult of Sheila
Season 3 - Episode 10
Joel and Sheila have a scary man's undivided attention. Abby and Eric are surprised by hungry visitors. A troublesome trio crashes the Hammonds' party.
#3 - Suspicious Objects
Season 2 - Episode 9
Joel and Sheila learn that the clampocalypse may hit sooner than they thought. Anne accepts constructive criticism like a pro.
#4 - The Queen of England
Season 2 - Episode 4
Eric's having girl problems, Abby's rage is showing, there's a talking head in the basement, and now -- sheesh -- the neighbor wants lasagna.
#5 - A Change of Heart
Season 2 - Episode 7
007, he ain’t. Eric’s plan to go undercover as a seafood distributor hits a snag. Meanwhile, Joel and Sheila worry Abby is getting out of control.
#6 - Moral Gray Area
Season 2 - Episode 3
After encountering an undead Gary, Sheila and Joel attempt to fulfill his final request. Eric makes a shocking discovery after a date with Ramona.
#7 - Pasión
Season 2 - Episode 6
Is a colonel the clam connection? Joel’s on a stakeout to find out. Also, Abby has a date, and Sheila doesn't see eye to eye with her boss.
#8 - The Chicken and the Pear
Season 3 - Episode 6
To stop the Knights of Serbia, one must become a Knight of Serbia. That's Joel's logic, anyway. Meanwhile, Sheila and Abby see another side of Jean.
#9 - Strange or Just Inconsiderate?
Season 1 - Episode 7
With the cops looking for Dan, Sheila dines on the evidence. But that's a lot of evidence. Meanwhile, Joel stops to smell the coffee.
#10 - Easels and War Paint
Season 2 - Episode 8
Sheila and Joel piece together the previous night's events while dealing with a professional setback. Abby gets a bold new look, courtesy of Lisa.
#11 - Zombody
Season 3 - Episode 9
Joel's eager to nail his interview and become a Knight of Serbia, but Sheila keeps salting his game. Meanwhile, Abby hits the town with a new friend.
#12 - Belle and Sebastian Protect the Head
Season 3 - Episode 5
Joel and Sheila engage in a battle of wits (well, kind of) with Tommy. Ron shares his plans. Lisa is forced to -- ugh -- get serious.
#13 - Knighttime
Season 3 - Episode 2
Sheila and Joel meet a knight and Anne lays down the law. Plus, there's a rumor going 'round that Eric and Abby are k-i-s-s-i-n-g. Ooooooh!
#14 - Coyote in Yoga Pants
Season 2 - Episode 2
Eager to secure a lucrative new listing, Joel and Sheila brainstorm how to knock rival realtors out of contention ... without resorting to murder.
#15 - Going Pre-med
Season 2 - Episode 5
A snarky online review comes back to haunt Joel. Meanwhile, Sheila's new friendship proves problematic, and Abby leans into her new persona.
#16 - More of a Cat Person
Season 3 - Episode 4
Joel's feeling pressured to join the undead club. Meanwhile, Ramona wants Eric, the FBI wants answers, and poor Mr. Ball Legs wants some attention.
#17 - No Family is Perfect
Season 2 - Episode 1
OK, let’s see here: Joel’s stuck in an asylum, Sheila’s chained to a pole, and Abby’s on the hunt for Serbian bile. Yep, sounds about right.
#18 - Wuffenloaf
Season 3 - Episode 1
God, why me? That's what Sheila wants to know. Meanwhile, Joel feels a smidge threatened, Anne spreads the gospel, and Abby and Eric pretend to date.
#19 - Forever!
Season 3 - Episode 8
A twist in the FBI's investigation takes Eric and Abby by surprise. Sheila introduces Jean to a new diet. Joel tries to trick the ever-elusive Ron.
#20 - We Let People Die Every Day
Season 3 - Episode 3
Sheila and Joel want Anne out of their business. Hey, good luck with that. Also, Eric laments his heroics, and a woman's life hinges on potato salad.
#21 - How Much Vomit?
Season 1 - Episode 8
A new-look Loki takes Joel and Sheila by surprise while Abby and Eric learn the fine art of leaving well enough alone.
#22 - A Specific Form of Recklessness
Season 3 - Episode 7
Sheila's got a plan: turn Jean undead so she'll be around to meet her grandkid. Joel's not on board, but this train has already left the station.
#23 - The Book!
Season 1 - Episode 9
Joel and Eric seek out the mysterious Anton at a paranormal convention while Sheila and Abby bond over their shared love of bad behavior.
#24 - Man Eat Man
Season 1 - Episode 5
Abby discovers that parents can't be trusted (especially hers). Joel learns there might be a cure for Sheila, and Dan puts his cards on the table.
#25 - Attention to Detail
Season 1 - Episode 6
Joel and Sheila try dividing up the tasks, Eric and Abby stumble onto something big, and Dan learns that a realtor can only be pushed so far.