Santa Clarita Diet

The BEST episodes of Santa Clarita Diet

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Married couple Sheila and Joel are real estate agents in Santa Clarita, California. The couple's lives take a dark turn after Sheila goes through a dramatic change.

Last Updated: 5/9/2022Network: Netflix
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Halibut!
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8.36
843 votes

#1 - Halibut!

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/23/2018

With their options dwindling and their paranoia rising, Joel and Sheila consider making a move. Eric and Abby come up with a fracking good plan.

Directors: Marc Buckland
The Cult of Sheila
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8.17
591 votes

#2 - The Cult of Sheila

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/29/2019

Joel and Sheila have a scary man's undivided attention. Abby and Eric are surprised by hungry visitors. A troublesome trio crashes the Hammonds' party.

Directors: Marc Buckland
A Change of Heart
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7.92
843 votes

#3 - A Change of Heart

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/23/2018

007, he ain’t. Eric’s plan to go undercover as a seafood distributor hits a snag. Meanwhile, Joel and Sheila worry Abby is getting out of control.

Directors: Jaffar Mahmood
Suspicious Objects
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7.91
792 votes

#4 - Suspicious Objects

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/23/2018

Joel and Sheila learn that the clampocalypse may hit sooner than they thought. Anne accepts constructive criticism like a pro.

Directors: Jamie Babbit
The Queen of England
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7.86
854 votes

#5 - The Queen of England

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/23/2018

Eric's having girl problems, Abby's rage is showing, there's a talking head in the basement, and now -- sheesh -- the neighbor wants lasagna.

Directors: Adam Arkin
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Strange or Just Inconsiderate?
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7.83
1929 votes

#6 - Strange or Just Inconsiderate?

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/3/2017

With the cops looking for Dan, Sheila dines on the evidence. But that's a lot of evidence. Meanwhile, Joel stops to smell the coffee.

Moral Gray Area
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7.83
884 votes

#7 - Moral Gray Area

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/23/2018

After an old nemesis asks for a favor, Joel and Sheila find themselves neck deep in Nazis, raffle tickets and surprisingly stunning woodwork.

Directors: Ken Kwapis
The Chicken and the Pear
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7.77
557 votes

#8 - The Chicken and the Pear

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/29/2019

To stop the Knights of Serbia, one must become a Knight of Serbia. That's Joel's logic, anyway. Meanwhile, Sheila and Abby see another side of Jean.

Directors: Rebecca Asher
Belle and Sebastian Protect the Head
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7.77
590 votes

#9 - Belle and Sebastian Protect the Head

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/29/2019

Joel and Sheila engage in a battle of wits (well, kind of) with Tommy. Ron shares his plans. Lisa is forced to -- ugh -- get serious.

Directors: Marc Buckland
Pasión
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7.77
824 votes

#10 - Pasión

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/23/2018

Is a colonel the clam connection? Joel’s on a stakeout to find out. Also, Abby has a date, and Sheila doesn't see eye to eye with her boss.

Directors: Steve Pink
Knighttime
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7.76
604 votes

#11 - Knighttime

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/29/2019

Sheila and Joel meet a knight and Anne lays down the law. Plus, there's a rumor going 'round that Eric and Abby are k-i-s-s-i-n-g. Ooooooh!

Directors: Ken Kwapis
Zombody
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7.75
564 votes

#12 - Zombody

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/29/2019

Joel's eager to nail his interview and become a Knight of Serbia, but Sheila keeps salting his game. Meanwhile, Abby hits the town with a new friend.

Directors: Steve Pink
Easels and War Paint
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7.75
811 votes

#13 - Easels and War Paint

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/23/2018

Sheila and Joel piece together the previous night's events while dealing with a professional setback. Abby gets a bold new look, courtesy of Lisa.

Directors: Steve Pink
Coyote in Yoga Pants
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7.72
877 votes

#14 - Coyote in Yoga Pants

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/23/2018

Eager to secure a lucrative new listing, Joel and Sheila brainstorm how to knock rival realtors out of contention ... without resorting to murder.

Directors: Marc Buckland
Going Pre-med
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7.72
840 votes

#15 - Going Pre-med

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/23/2018

A snarky online review comes back to haunt Joel. Meanwhile, Sheila's new friendship proves problematic, and Abby leans into her new persona.

Directors: Marc Buckland
The Book!
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7.72
1848 votes

#16 - The Book!

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 2/3/2017

Joel and Eric seek out the mysterious Anton at a paranormal convention while Sheila and Abby bond over their shared love of bad behavior.

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More of a Cat Person
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7.71
605 votes

#17 - More of a Cat Person

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/29/2019

Joel's feeling pressured to join the undead club. Meanwhile, Ramona wants Eric, the FBI wants answers, and poor Mr. Ball Legs wants some attention.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
How Much Vomit?
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7.71
1854 votes

#18 - How Much Vomit?

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/3/2017

A new-look Loki takes Joel and Sheila by surprise while Abby and Eric learn the fine art of leaving well enough alone.

Directors: Steve Pink
No Family is Perfect
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7.70
1005 votes

#19 - No Family is Perfect

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/23/2018

OK, let’s see here: Joel’s stuck in an asylum, Sheila’s chained to a pole, and Abby’s on the hunt for Serbian bile. Yep, sounds about right.

Directors: Ken Kwapis
Man Eat Man
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7.68
2030 votes

#20 - Man Eat Man

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/3/2017

Abby discovers that parents can't be trusted (especially hers). Joel learns there might be a cure for Sheila, and Dan puts his cards on the table.

Directors: Marc Buckland
Forever!
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7.66
579 votes

#21 - Forever!

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/29/2019

A twist in the FBI's investigation takes Eric and Abby by surprise. Sheila introduces Jean to a new diet. Joel tries to trick the ever-elusive Ron.

Directors: Adam Arkin
Attention to Detail
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7.65
1959 votes

#22 - Attention to Detail

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/3/2017

Joel and Sheila try dividing up the tasks, Eric and Abby stumble onto something big, and Dan learns that a realtor can only be pushed so far.

Directors: Craig Zisk
Baka, Bile and Baseball Bats
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7.65
1844 votes

#23 - Baka, Bile and Baseball Bats

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 2/3/2017

Dr. Wolf is ready to get down to work, but with Sheila growing more aggressive by the minute, Joel worries it might be too late.

Directors: Dean Parisot
Wuffenloaf
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7.63
624 votes

#24 - Wuffenloaf

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/29/2019

God, why me? That's what Sheila wants to know. Meanwhile, Joel feels a smidge threatened, Anne spreads the gospel, and Abby and Eric pretend to date.

Directors: Marc Buckland
A Specific Form of Recklessness
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7.63
557 votes

#25 - A Specific Form of Recklessness

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/29/2019

Sheila's got a plan: turn Jean undead so she'll be around to meet her grandkid. Joel's not on board, but this train has already left the station.

Directors: Ken Kwapis