The WORST episodes of Santa Clarita Diet
Every episode of Santa Clarita Diet ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Santa Clarita Diet!
Married couple Sheila and Joel are real estate agents in Santa Clarita, California. The couple's lives take a dark turn after Sheila goes through a dramatic change.
#1 - A Specific Form of Recklessness
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/29/2019
Sheila's got a plan: turn Jean undead so she'll be around to meet her grandkid. Joel's not on board, but this train has already left the station.
#2 - The Chicken and the Pear
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/29/2019
To stop the Knights of Serbia, one must become a Knight of Serbia. That's Joel's logic, anyway. Meanwhile, Sheila and Abby see another side of Jean.
#3 - Wuffenloaf
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/29/2019
God, why me? That's what Sheila wants to know. Meanwhile, Joel feels a smidge threatened, Anne spreads the gospel, and Abby and Eric pretend to date.
#4 - So Then a Bat or a Monkey
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/3/2017
Joel and Sheila's marriage gets a jumpstart when Sheila debuts a truly killer new personality and an anything-goes menu. And they used to be so normal.
#5 - Halibut!
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/23/2018
With their options dwindling and their paranoia rising, Joel and Sheila consider making a move. Eric and Abby come up with a fracking good plan.
#6 - Suspicious Objects
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/23/2018
Joel and Sheila learn that the clampocalypse may hit sooner than they thought. Anne accepts constructive criticism like a pro.
#7 - Pasión
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/23/2018
Is a colonel the clam connection? Joel’s on a stakeout to find out. Also, Abby has a date, and Sheila doesn't see eye to eye with her boss.
#8 - Going Pre-med
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/23/2018
A snarky online review comes back to haunt Joel. Meanwhile, Sheila's new friendship proves problematic, and Abby leans into her new persona.
#9 - The Queen of England
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/23/2018
Eric's having girl problems, Abby's rage is showing, there's a talking head in the basement, and now -- sheesh -- the neighbor wants lasagna.
#10 - Moral Gray Area
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/23/2018
After an old nemesis asks for a favor, Joel and Sheila find themselves neck deep in Nazis, raffle tickets and surprisingly stunning woodwork.
#11 - Coyote in Yoga Pants
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/23/2018
Eager to secure a lucrative new listing, Joel and Sheila brainstorm how to knock rival realtors out of contention ... without resorting to murder.
#12 - We Can't Kill People!
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/3/2017
The Hammonds try to live with their new reality. Abby comes to a hard realization while browsing comics, and Joel treats Sheila to a very expensive dinner.
#13 - Attention to Detail
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/3/2017
Joel and Sheila try dividing up the tasks, Eric and Abby stumble onto something big, and Dan learns that a realtor can only be pushed so far.
#14 - Easels and War Paint
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/23/2018
Sheila and Joel piece together the previous night's events while dealing with a professional setback. Abby gets a bold new look, courtesy of Lisa.
#15 - No Family is Perfect
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/23/2018
OK, let’s see here: Joel’s stuck in an asylum, Sheila’s chained to a pole, and Abby’s on the hunt for Serbian bile. Yep, sounds about right.
#16 - Baka, Bile and Baseball Bats
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 2/3/2017
Dr. Wolf is ready to get down to work, but with Sheila growing more aggressive by the minute, Joel worries it might be too late.
#17 - Zombody
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/29/2019
Joel's eager to nail his interview and become a Knight of Serbia, but Sheila keeps salting his game. Meanwhile, Abby hits the town with a new friend.
#18 - Forever!
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/29/2019
A twist in the FBI's investigation takes Eric and Abby by surprise. Sheila introduces Jean to a new diet. Joel tries to trick the ever-elusive Ron.
#19 - Belle and Sebastian Protect the Head
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/29/2019
Joel and Sheila engage in a battle of wits (well, kind of) with Tommy. Ron shares his plans. Lisa is forced to -- ugh -- get serious.
#20 - We Let People Die Every Day
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/29/2019
Sheila and Joel want Anne out of their business. Hey, good luck with that. Also, Eric laments his heroics, and a woman's life hinges on potato salad.
#21 - The Farting Sex Tourist
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/3/2017
Sheila inspires her friends and insults the principal. Joel bonds with Abby, and Dan makes a damning discovery while spraying for ants.
#22 - Strange or Just Inconsiderate?
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/3/2017
With the cops looking for Dan, Sheila dines on the evidence. But that's a lot of evidence. Meanwhile, Joel stops to smell the coffee.
#23 - Man Eat Man
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/3/2017
Abby discovers that parents can't be trusted (especially hers). Joel learns there might be a cure for Sheila, and Dan puts his cards on the table.
#24 - We Can Kill People
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/3/2017
Sheila's tummy is growling and Joel needs to find her someone tasty ASAP. Meanwhile, Abby embraces her inner badass and helps out a friend in need.
#25 - How Much Vomit?
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/3/2017
A new-look Loki takes Joel and Sheila by surprise while Abby and Eric learn the fine art of leaving well enough alone.