The WORST episodes of Santa Clarita Diet
Every episode of Santa Clarita Diet ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Santa Clarita Diet!
Married couple Sheila and Joel are real estate agents in Santa Clarita, California. The couple's lives take a dark turn after Sheila goes through a dramatic change.
#1 - So Then a Bat or a Monkey
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/3/2017
Joel and Sheila's marriage gets a jumpstart when Sheila debuts a truly killer new personality and an anything-goes menu. And they used to be so normal.
#2 - We Can't Kill People!
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/3/2017
The Hammonds try to live with their new reality. Abby comes to a hard realization while browsing comics, and Joel treats Sheila to a very expensive dinner.
#3 - The Farting Sex Tourist
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/3/2017
Sheila inspires her friends and insults the principal. Joel bonds with Abby, and Dan makes a damning discovery while spraying for ants.
#4 - We Can Kill People
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/3/2017
Sheila's tummy is growling and Joel needs to find her someone tasty ASAP. Meanwhile, Abby embraces her inner badass and helps out a friend in need.
#5 - We Let People Die Every Day
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/29/2019
Sheila and Joel want Anne out of their business. Hey, good luck with that. Also, Eric laments his heroics, and a woman's life hinges on potato salad.
#6 - Wuffenloaf
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/29/2019
God, why me? That's what Sheila wants to know. Meanwhile, Joel feels a smidge threatened, Anne spreads the gospel, and Abby and Eric pretend to date.
#7 - A Specific Form of Recklessness
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/29/2019
Sheila's got a plan: turn Jean undead so she'll be around to meet her grandkid. Joel's not on board, but this train has already left the station.
#8 - Baka, Bile and Baseball Bats
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 2/3/2017
Dr. Wolf is ready to get down to work, but with Sheila growing more aggressive by the minute, Joel worries it might be too late.
#9 - Attention to Detail
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/3/2017
Joel and Sheila try dividing up the tasks, Eric and Abby stumble onto something big, and Dan learns that a realtor can only be pushed so far.
#10 - Forever!
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/29/2019
A twist in the FBI's investigation takes Eric and Abby by surprise. Sheila introduces Jean to a new diet. Joel tries to trick the ever-elusive Ron.
#11 - Man Eat Man
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/3/2017
Abby discovers that parents can't be trusted (especially hers). Joel learns there might be a cure for Sheila, and Dan puts his cards on the table.
#12 - No Family is Perfect
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/23/2018
OK, let’s see here: Joel’s stuck in an asylum, Sheila’s chained to a pole, and Abby’s on the hunt for Serbian bile. Yep, sounds about right.
#13 - More of a Cat Person
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/29/2019
Joel's feeling pressured to join the undead club. Meanwhile, Ramona wants Eric, the FBI wants answers, and poor Mr. Ball Legs wants some attention.
#14 - Coyote in Yoga Pants
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/23/2018
Eager to secure a lucrative new listing, Joel and Sheila brainstorm how to knock rival realtors out of contention ... without resorting to murder.
#15 - Going Pre-med
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/23/2018
A snarky online review comes back to haunt Joel. Meanwhile, Sheila's new friendship proves problematic, and Abby leans into her new persona.
#16 - The Book!
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 2/3/2017
Joel and Eric seek out the mysterious Anton at a paranormal convention while Sheila and Abby bond over their shared love of bad behavior.
#17 - How Much Vomit?
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/3/2017
A new-look Loki takes Joel and Sheila by surprise while Abby and Eric learn the fine art of leaving well enough alone.
#18 - Knighttime
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/29/2019
Sheila and Joel meet a knight and Anne lays down the law. Plus, there's a rumor going 'round that Eric and Abby are k-i-s-s-i-n-g. Ooooooh!
#19 - Belle and Sebastian Protect the Head
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/29/2019
Joel and Sheila engage in a battle of wits (well, kind of) with Tommy. Ron shares his plans. Lisa is forced to -- ugh -- get serious.
#20 - Zombody
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/29/2019
Joel's eager to nail his interview and become a Knight of Serbia, but Sheila keeps salting his game. Meanwhile, Abby hits the town with a new friend.
#21 - Easels and War Paint
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/23/2018
Sheila and Joel piece together the previous night's events while dealing with a professional setback. Abby gets a bold new look, courtesy of Lisa.
#22 - Pasión
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/23/2018
Is a colonel the clam connection? Joel’s on a stakeout to find out. Also, Abby has a date, and Sheila doesn't see eye to eye with her boss.
#23 - The Chicken and the Pear
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/29/2019
To stop the Knights of Serbia, one must become a Knight of Serbia. That's Joel's logic, anyway. Meanwhile, Sheila and Abby see another side of Jean.
#24 - Moral Gray Area
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/23/2018
After an old nemesis asks for a favor, Joel and Sheila find themselves neck deep in Nazis, raffle tickets and surprisingly stunning woodwork.
#25 - Strange or Just Inconsiderate?
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/3/2017
With the cops looking for Dan, Sheila dines on the evidence. But that's a lot of evidence. Meanwhile, Joel stops to smell the coffee.