The BEST episodes of Santa Clarita Diet season 3

Every episode of Santa Clarita Diet season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Santa Clarita Diet season 3!

Married couple Sheila and Joel are real estate agents in Santa Clarita, California. The couple's lives take a dark turn after Sheila goes through a dramatic change.

Last Updated: 11/4/2024Network: NetflixStatus: Ended
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The Cult of Sheila
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8.15
620 votes

#1 - The Cult of Sheila

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/29/2019

Joel and Sheila have a scary man's undivided attention. Abby and Eric are surprised by hungry visitors. A troublesome trio crashes the Hammonds' party.

Directors: Marc Buckland
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The Chicken and the Pear
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7.77
586 votes

#2 - The Chicken and the Pear

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/29/2019

To stop the Knights of Serbia, one must become a Knight of Serbia. That's Joel's logic, anyway. Meanwhile, Sheila and Abby see another side of Jean.

Directors: Rebecca Asher
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Zombody
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7.74
594 votes

#3 - Zombody

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/29/2019

Joel's eager to nail his interview and become a Knight of Serbia, but Sheila keeps salting his game. Meanwhile, Abby hits the town with a new friend.

Directors: Steve Pink
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Belle and Sebastian Protect the Head
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7.74
619 votes

#4 - Belle and Sebastian Protect the Head

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/29/2019

Joel and Sheila engage in a battle of wits (well, kind of) with Tommy. Ron shares his plans. Lisa is forced to -- ugh -- get serious.

Directors: Marc Buckland
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Knighttime
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7.73
632 votes

#5 - Knighttime

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/29/2019

Sheila and Joel meet a knight and Anne lays down the law. Plus, there's a rumor going 'round that Eric and Abby are k-i-s-s-i-n-g. Ooooooh!

Directors: Ken Kwapis
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More of a Cat Person
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7.68
636 votes

#6 - More of a Cat Person

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/29/2019

Joel's feeling pressured to join the undead club. Meanwhile, Ramona wants Eric, the FBI wants answers, and poor Mr. Ball Legs wants some attention.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Ben Smith
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Forever!
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7.63
608 votes

#7 - Forever!

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/29/2019

A twist in the FBI's investigation takes Eric and Abby by surprise. Sheila introduces Jean to a new diet. Joel tries to trick the ever-elusive Ron.

Directors: Adam Arkin
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A Specific Form of Recklessness
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7.60
583 votes

#8 - A Specific Form of Recklessness

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/29/2019

Sheila's got a plan: turn Jean undead so she'll be around to meet her grandkid. Joel's not on board, but this train has already left the station.

Directors: Ken Kwapis
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Wuffenloaf
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7.60
651 votes

#9 - Wuffenloaf

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/29/2019

God, why me? That's what Sheila wants to know. Meanwhile, Joel feels a smidge threatened, Anne spreads the gospel, and Abby and Eric pretend to date.

Directors: Marc Buckland
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We Let People Die Every Day
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7.59
639 votes

#10 - We Let People Die Every Day

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/29/2019

Sheila and Joel want Anne out of their business. Hey, good luck with that. Also, Eric laments his heroics, and a woman's life hinges on potato salad.

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