The WORST episodes of Made in Chelsea

Every episode of Made in Chelsea ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Made in Chelsea!

An eye-opening reality series that follows the lives and loves of the socially elite 20-somethings who live in some of London's most exclusive postcodes.

Last Updated: 2/19/2024Network: E4Status: Continuing
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It's Just...Lighting The Match
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5.40
5 votes

#1 - It's Just...Lighting The Match

Season 21 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/29/2021

Our favourite Chelsea socialites bubble up in a Cotswolds mansion. Ollie and Gareth make an announcement, and the return of Miles and Julius causes a stir.

You Snooze, You Lose
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5.40
5 votes

#2 - You Snooze, You Lose

Season 8 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/20/2014

Andy Jordan is busy expressing how he feels about his ex-girlfriend Louise finding love in New York, but it's not well received by her new beau Alik.

She Doesn't Trust Him To Be Around Me
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5.75
4 votes

#3 - She Doesn't Trust Him To Be Around Me

Season 19 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/27/2020

Sam tries to cover his tracks. Harvey wants to cement his relationship with Emily, but is she ready to take the next step? Ollie and Binky don't see eye to eye.

I Need To Find A Tree And Feed It Chocolate
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5.92
12 votes

#4 - I Need To Find A Tree And Feed It Chocolate

Season 17 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/13/2019

Eyebrows are raised when Maeva unexpectedly befriends Miles' new partner Sammy, while a psychic could have the answer to Jamie's broken heart.

I’m More Domesticated Than A Cat
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6.00
15 votes

#5 - I’m More Domesticated Than A Cat

Season 14 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/11/2017

Jamie is still texting Frankie but also taking Clemmie out on a date. Things come to a head at Liv and Digby's dinner party. Meanwhile, Louise and Mimi help Sam get back into the dating game.

Mimi Has Got A Boyfriend, Everyone Else Stay Calm
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6.17
18 votes

#6 - Mimi Has Got A Boyfriend, Everyone Else Stay Calm

Season 15 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/19/2018

How will Jamie react to the news that Melody might be settling in Chelsea for good? And Melissa has to decide whether to trust Harry or call it a day.

We Could Die Tonight So Let's All Try To Be Happy
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6.25
4 votes

#7 - We Could Die Tonight So Let's All Try To Be Happy

Season 8 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/17/2014

Alik is keen to establish if there's any truth to the rumour that Louise hooked up with another guy, but Louise claims to have no recollection of that night

What Happens In New York, Doesn't Stay In New York
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6.29
7 votes

#8 - What Happens In New York, Doesn't Stay In New York

Season 8 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/13/2014

The gang are back from the Big Apple and when Andy hears that his ex Louise has found love with native New Yorker Alik, his reaction is rather unexpected.

Here's Your Box of Bullshit
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6.33
3 votes

#9 - Here's Your Box of Bullshit

Season 26 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/6/2023

Just 24 hours after his shock breakup with Yas, Sam is spotted looking cosy with Inga. Temps finds himself isolated because of his pursuit of Liv.

Prince Charmings Will Come And Go...But I'll Always Be Here
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6.33
6 votes

#10 - Prince Charmings Will Come And Go...But I'll Always Be Here

Season 21 - Episode 12 - Aired 6/14/2021

The gang are back on home turf in Chelsea. Ruby prepares to start a new chapter, while reality sets in for Reza, and Sophie shares some news with Fred.

Don’t Look At Me When You’re Taking Your Pants Off Please
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6.33
15 votes

#11 - Don’t Look At Me When You’re Taking Your Pants Off Please

Season 15 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/16/2018

Louise is fed up of Ryan being sidelined since Alik's return. Sam Prince is in trouble as his cheating is confirmed, and Mark Francis dreams of being a superstar DJ and recruits Alex to help him.

Julius Is Nursing A Semi
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6.38
8 votes

#12 - Julius Is Nursing A Semi

Season 21 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/12/2021

The surprise arrival of Sophie's recent love interest, Tom Zanetti, steals Julius's thunder. James sees red with Miles. And Habbs joins the gang in the Cotswolds.

The Wedding
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6.40
5 votes

#13 - The Wedding

Season 20 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/14/2020

After months of delays and worry, Ollie and Gareth's big day has arrived. Elsewhere, Tristan makes Liv a tempting offer, and Sam and Zara have a heart-to-heart.

When Are We Getting Married?
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6.50
6 votes

#14 - When Are We Getting Married?

Season 7 - Episode 10 - Aired 6/9/2014

Jamie's love life is the talk of Chelsea and Lucy isn't pleased to hear about his involvement with her former intern Riley. On confrontation, Jamie reveals his feelings for Lucy have never gone away.

Someone Needs To Watch The Sheep When The Shepherd's Away
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6.50
4 votes

#15 - Someone Needs To Watch The Sheep When The Shepherd's Away

Season 8 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/1/2014

Still reeling from her confrontation with Andy, Louise is determined that he will not be involved in her relationship. But how will this affect things with Alik?

If Lily’s Tongue Wasn’t Down Billy’s Throat It Was Up Harvey’s Arse
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6.50
6 votes

#16 - If Lily’s Tongue Wasn’t Down Billy’s Throat It Was Up Harvey’s Arse

Season 25 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/24/2023

Maeva declines the offer to attend London Fashion Week because Liv and Tristan are there. And a trip to the countryside gets steamy (and messy) thanks to a late-night drinking game.

You And I Have Gone Down A Very Dark Track
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6.50
12 votes

#17 - You And I Have Gone Down A Very Dark Track

Season 16 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/3/2018

Miles returns to Chelsea to find Digby on his doorstep, Habbs starts to feel suffocated by Sam's constant attentions and Ollie tries to pull out all the stops for his book launch.

I Wouldn't Want My Daughter Going Out With Spencer Matthews
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6.56
9 votes

#18 - I Wouldn't Want My Daughter Going Out With Spencer Matthews

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/13/2013

Spencer whisks Lucy away on a romantic date, while Andy takes Louise bowling. Jamie, Josh, Proudlock and Spencer get revved up for a day at a car test track, and Mark's first magazine deadline looms.

I Need My Binky Back
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6.57
7 votes

#19 - I Need My Binky Back

Season 19 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/23/2020

Ollie and Binky are back with the gang. Could cohabiting be on the cards for Jamie and Habbs? Sam confides in Harry. And an impending love triangle spells trouble...

3AM Is Prime Time Booty Call
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6.60
5 votes

#20 - 3AM Is Prime Time Booty Call

Season 20 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/28/2020

The gang reunite in the country for a summer of love and luxury. Back in Chelsea, a new revelation rocks Sam and Zara's relationship. And Ollie and Gareth's wedding plans are up in the air.

We Do Complicated, Don't We?
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6.60
10 votes

#21 - We Do Complicated, Don't We?

Season 17 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/25/2019

The drama-free life comes to an end for Miles when Maeva moves to London. James plans a romantic trip to Paris with Eliza, and Sophie Herman throws a party. 

No One Wants To Shag Just A Personality
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6.60
10 votes

#22 - No One Wants To Shag Just A Personality

Season 15 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/7/2018

James tries to impress Toff with a fun night out, while Louise enlists the help of Francis to help overcome her fear of public speaking as her book launch approaches.

It’s Just Difficult To Tell Your Friends What’s Going On
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6.60
25 votes

#23 - It’s Just Difficult To Tell Your Friends What’s Going On

Season 14 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/16/2017

Jamie and Frankie can't seem to leave the past in the past, while new kid on the block Charlie finds himself in an awkward love triangle with arch rivals Mimi and Tiff.

Maybe Suck On A Sweet While I Tell You This
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6.62
13 votes

#24 - Maybe Suck On A Sweet While I Tell You This

Season 17 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/27/2019

How will Jamie react when Liv admits she told Habbs that Jamie has feelings for her? Miles realises he doesn't want to share Maeva with anyone.

I Hate When My Human Side Comes Out
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6.62
13 votes

#25 - I Hate When My Human Side Comes Out

Season 16 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/15/2018

Sophie Herman performs at a jazz cabaret evening, accompanied by a rather worried Fred, while Liv is on the warpath as she learns Miles has set Digby up on a date with Bruna.