The Real Housewives of Melbourne

The BEST episodes of The Real Housewives of Melbourne

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

When it comes to style and glamour Melbourne is the jewel in Australia’s crown. It’s the city where fashion, food and culture reign supreme. But relationships in this high society are like four seasons in one day, fine one minute, stormy the next. And Melbourne’s Housewives know that they had better be careful because it’s a long way to fall.

Last Updated: 5/24/2022Network: Arena
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Getting Into The Spirit
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7.88
49 votes

#1 - Getting Into The Spirit

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/31/2018

Jackie takes to the stage for her debut Shine It Up show in front of 300 eager fans. Venus holds a make-up masterclass showcasing her new contouring cosmetics, and reveals her true self. In an effort to bid farewell to the ghosts currently haunting her house, Gamble invites the girls to a seance.

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It's My Party I'll Invite Who I Want To
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7.86
43 votes

#2 - It's My Party I'll Invite Who I Want To

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/10/2018

Venus, Lydia and Gina catch up but it’s the ongoing feud between Lydia and Jackie that dominates the conversation. Unsurprisingly, Jackie has a very different take on things to Lydia and she heads over to Chyka’s place for a chat. After successfully launching her accessories range Sally is now preparing to open her hotel in Bali. When Gamble shares her suspicions that their new house is haunted with Rick and Luke, the boys aren’t so sure. Then, the girls celebrate Jackie’s 37th birthday in style, with the notable exception of Lydia. Jackie takes everyone by surprise by inviting them on an overseas trip, motivating Venus to patch things up with Gamble.

Episode 4
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7.82
11 votes

#3 - Episode 4

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/31/2021

The housewives are settling into a newly-pregnant Jackie's North Queensland 'babymoon' and it's decided new relationships need to be forged. Jackie's especially concerned about an impenetrable threesome; Cherry, Kyla, and Anjali- and decides to split them all up on a drive to the falls. Despite arriving to a scene of spectacular natural beauty, the scene soon becomes ugly as fashion-conscious Simone accuses Cherry of trying to steal her designer, and rumours abound Kyla's not being honest about her past. Team Kyla breaks away to reflect on the accusations, while the others indulge on some good old fashioned... toad racing?! But all bets are off when Kyla claims to have heard the others gossiping about her friends, Jackie storms off and Janet is left to conclude they have a pathological liar in their midst.

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The Great Divide
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7.79
48 votes

#4 - The Great Divide

Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/14/2018

Gamble brings Rick to tears with her anniversary gift. Later, Lydia hosts a dinner for the girls and the night descends into chaos after Lydia attempts to say a few words about each of the girls.

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Episode 8
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7.75
8 votes

#5 - Episode 8

Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/28/2021

Despite one glaring absence, the girls head out of town with high hopes for a tension-free weekend until a persistent rumour about Janet threatens the peace and one housewife makes another cataclysmic exit.

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Tequila Sunset
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7.64
45 votes

#6 - Tequila Sunset

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/24/2018

The Housewives set sail for some fun in the sun on a catamaran off Cabo's coast but, beneath the calm waters, a storm is brewing between Gina and Sally.

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Episode 2
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7.64
11 votes

#7 - Episode 2

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/17/2021

Simmering tensions between Kyla and Janet are put to one side as Jackie confides in the ladies about her recent miscarriage. Concerned about drama at her forthcoming Champagne Masterclass, Kyla invites ex-CNN journalist and friend Anjali along for moral support. ANjali's building a new life in Melbourne as a recently divorced bisexual... but has an annoying habit of name-dropping from her past. Gamble has a new prestige project under way, an exhibition of works by her late artist father- but is she actually dabbling in borderline porn? Jackie has a life-changing secret to share with husband Ben, and a drinking game turns sour at the Masterclass when Gamble accuses Anjali of peddling fake news and Kyla finds herself front and centre of the drama all over again.

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Episode 1
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7.63
16 votes

#8 - Episode 1

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/10/2021

Excitement is at fever pitch as Jackie, Janet, and Gamble reunite in epic Housewives style. The ladies are still living their best lives- enjoying summer holidays, private jets, and pampering their pooches- but Jackie, now at the end of her eighth round of IVF, has been doing it tough. She's grappling with a recent miscarriage and is desperately hoping a dream she's had about having twins, could come true. Meanwhile, a chance meeting with yoga teacher Cherry and her wine-executive friend, Kyla (aka 'The Champagne Dame')- leads to a tense Housewives lunch, where questions are raised about Kyla's etiquette and her integrity. But it's at a spa event, with new girl Simone, where conflict really erupts- as accusations about her poor fashion choices and a cover-up get as heated as a sauna.

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Desert Storm
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7.62
65 votes

#9 - Desert Storm

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/17/2016

After an impassioned dinner in the Dubai desert that frightens the camels, the wives recover over retail therapy in the souks before heading off to another explosive group dinner.

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Reunion (Part 2)
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7.57
30 votes

#10 - Reunion (Part 2)

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 5/17/2015

Follow six sophisticated ladies who enjoy the lavish pampered and cultured lifestyle of Melbourne.

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Dishing The Dirt
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7.52
54 votes

#11 - Dishing The Dirt

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/27/2017

Sally and Gamble get together over lunch to discuss the mystery surrounding Venus and the photos. Venus advises her younger sister Rebecca that it’s time to tell their father that her wedding is off. Lydia organises a day of truffle hunting in the country, giving Sally the chance to confront Venus about the photos. Meanwhile Janet, Jackie and Gamble chopper off to Levantine Hill Vineyard. The three are determined to get to the bottom of the mystery surrounding Venus, and with Janet’s latest intel, things are set to get interesting.

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Reunion
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7.50
44 votes

#12 - Reunion

Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/21/2018

The housewives come together with Alex Perry for the most explosive reunion yet. With bullying and body image on the agenda there are sure to be a few bombshells dropped.

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Reunion
star
7.48
64 votes

#13 - Reunion

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 5/15/2016

After the most explosive season ever, temperatures soar as the ladies reunite for a fiery reunion. The Housewives air their grievances with tears, tantrums and plenty of allegations. Hosted by Alex Perry.

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Ice Queens
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7.47
32 votes

#14 - Ice Queens

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/16/2014

Lydia invites Jackie and Andrea away for skiing in Thredbo, they bond on and off the slopes. Back in Melbourne, Chyka and Gina help Janet chose outfits for her date that night with a younger man. Could this be a new love?

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Join The Club
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7.46
71 votes

#15 - Join The Club

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/21/2016

It's great to see all the women are back but the new girl Susie must be wondering what planet she's landed on after inviting them over for a baking day and a full on brawl ensues.

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Pick a Side
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7.46
48 votes

#16 - Pick a Side

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/2/2014

After Jackie's psychic reading Gina heads to the States to see her partner. Chyka invites the wives to a food tasting at historic Mural Hall. Jackie's upset about Gina's departure, is the friendship over before it's begun?

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Waterfront
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7.41
75 votes

#17 - Waterfront

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 5/1/2016

Lydia’s mum celebrates her 69th birthday, Gina launches ‘Gina’ the perfume and the ladies get together for a final dinner slash showdown. Pettifleur’s feeling a little unloved after Lydia’s outburst at Glasshouse and meets up with her sister Gillian to try and get things back on track. Meanwhile Lydia still wants PF to attend her mum Lina’s 69th birthday party even though some of the other wives aren’t as welcome. Jackie gives Susie an emotionally charged psychic reading focusing on family past, present and future. Gina’s perfume launch is a moment of nervous pride and delight as friends and family immerse themselves in a cloud of her essence. Pettifleur and Gamble have become unexpected allies after a rocky start but Lydia, sensing her alliances are depleted, seeks an audience with Chyka in the hope of righting things between them. Finally, all the ladies reunite for a last dinner at the Waterfront Port Melbourne. But as often happens with the Real Housewives of Melbourne, the night starts off wonderfully then quickly hits the skids.

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No Show or Go Show?
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7.41
27 votes

#18 - No Show or Go Show?

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/13/2014

The ladies return from Mission Beach with more baggage than they started out with and all somewhat stunned at the turn of events. Can Chyka's fancy soiree at Luminare iron things out and will Gina even show up?

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Portrait of Figaro
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7.40
57 votes

#19 - Portrait of Figaro

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/3/2016

Chyka hosts a glamorous Middle Eastern dinner, but the thrill is somewhat dampened when Pettifleur and Jackie start sparring

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New Kids on the Block
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7.39
41 votes

#20 - New Kids on the Block

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/9/2014

Janet visits Dr Chris Moss for some 'freshening' and asks her new bestie Jackie along for support. Jackie and Ben host an extravagant housewarming party. - See more at: http://www.arenatv.com.au/tv-guide.html?offset=6#sthash.xpSinnn9.dpuf

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Gossip Girl
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7.38
68 votes

#21 - Gossip Girl

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/24/2016

As Dubai recovers from the high drama that accompanied the housewives on their trip, the women return to normality back home with family. But it's a normal only they understand.

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Anyone for Tennis?
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7.38
37 votes

#22 - Anyone for Tennis?

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/30/2014

The new Liberty Belle Skin Centre building is slow as Andrea anxiously plans a launch party. Andrea hosts a tennis day at her beach house on the Mornington Peninsula. It starts off well but its game on when one of the girls arrives late.

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Sally Can't Wait
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7.37
51 votes

#23 - Sally Can't Wait

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/3/2018

Sally invites the girls to celebrate the launch of her accessories line, but things go a little pear shaped when Gamble and Venus lock horns and Lydia stirs things up with Jackie and Janet.

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Episode 6
star
7.36
11 votes

#24 - Episode 6

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/14/2021

With the launch of her exhibition, Gamble fulfils a lifelong ambition to celebrate her late father's art, but where is Anjali? A naked man whose modesty is protected only by a stuffed bunny rabbit, provides a 'small' distraction. Miraculously, Janet and Kyla seem to be bonding at last, but the jury's out how long it will last. Meanwhile, Anjali's absence is still ruffling feathers, and tempers flare when Gamble reveals the ex-CNN anchor's been accusing the ladies of fake news. An old friend is back to help organise Jackie's baby shower and plans are afoot to reveal the gender of the twins. And after a romantic night out in the city and a successful charity event, Cherry is on a high, but with Anjali's dramas escalating tensions within the group; the mood soon comes back down to earth with a crash.

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Episode 9
star
7.36
11 votes

#25 - Episode 9

Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/5/2021

The dust from Janet and Kyla's clash at Gamble's record launch has yet to settle, with Simone's alleged pot-stirring now in the spotlight too. While it's hoped Jackie's podcast can unfold without drama, Cherry's feeling more protective of her best friend than ever and after a few too many drinks, audience heckles descend into outright confrontation at the bar. With Kyla and Janet facing off yet again and old tensions between Simone and Cherry resurfacing - Jackie is horrified by the lack of positivity on the team. An awkward confrontation at Cherry's 40th follows, leading the yoga teacher to engage in some emergency deep breathing. But while Simone is also grappling with the polarised group dynamics, the real concern is Janet's pointed absence. Could another Housewife soon be departing the group?

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