The BEST episodes of The Real Housewives of Melbourne
Every episode of The Real Housewives of Melbourne ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Real Housewives of Melbourne!
When it comes to style and glamour Melbourne is the jewel in Australia’s crown. It’s the city where fashion, food and culture reign supreme. But relationships in this high society are like four seasons in one day, fine one minute, stormy the next. And Melbourne’s Housewives know that they had better be careful because it’s a long way to fall.
#1 - Getting Into The Spirit
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/31/2018
Jackie takes to the stage for her debut Shine It Up show in front of 300 eager fans. Venus holds a make-up masterclass showcasing her new contouring cosmetics, and reveals her true self. In an effort to bid farewell to the ghosts currently haunting her house, Gamble invites the girls to a seance.
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#3 - It's My Party I'll Invite Who I Want To
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/10/2018
Venus, Lydia and Gina catch up but it’s the ongoing feud between Lydia and Jackie that dominates the conversation. Unsurprisingly, Jackie has a very different take on things to Lydia and she heads over to Chyka’s place for a chat. After successfully launching her accessories range Sally is now preparing to open her hotel in Bali. When Gamble shares her suspicions that their new house is haunted with Rick and Luke, the boys aren’t so sure. Then, the girls celebrate Jackie’s 37th birthday in style, with the notable exception of Lydia. Jackie takes everyone by surprise by inviting them on an overseas trip, motivating Venus to patch things up with Gamble.
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#9 - Episode 2
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/17/2021
Simmering tensions between Kyla and Janet are put to one side as Jackie confides in the ladies about her recent miscarriage. Concerned about drama at her forthcoming Champagne Masterclass, Kyla invites ex-CNN journalist and friend Anjali along for moral support. ANjali's building a new life in Melbourne as a recently divorced bisexual... but has an annoying habit of name-dropping from her past. Gamble has a new prestige project under way, an exhibition of works by her late artist father- but is she actually dabbling in borderline porn? Jackie has a life-changing secret to share with husband Ben, and a drinking game turns sour at the Masterclass when Gamble accuses Anjali of peddling fake news and Kyla finds herself front and centre of the drama all over again.
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#11 - Dishing The Dirt
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/27/2017
Sally and Gamble get together over lunch to discuss the mystery surrounding Venus and the photos. Venus advises her younger sister Rebecca that it’s time to tell their father that her wedding is off. Lydia organises a day of truffle hunting in the country, giving Sally the chance to confront Venus about the photos. Meanwhile Janet, Jackie and Gamble chopper off to Levantine Hill Vineyard. The three are determined to get to the bottom of the mystery surrounding Venus, and with Janet’s latest intel, things are set to get interesting.
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#12 - Episode 1
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/10/2021
Excitement is at fever pitch as Jackie, Janet, and Gamble reunite in epic Housewives style. The ladies are still living their best lives- enjoying summer holidays, private jets, and pampering their pooches- but Jackie, now at the end of her eighth round of IVF, has been doing it tough. She's grappling with a recent miscarriage and is desperately hoping a dream she's had about having twins, could come true. Meanwhile, a chance meeting with yoga teacher Cherry and her wine-executive friend, Kyla (aka 'The Champagne Dame')- leads to a tense Housewives lunch, where questions are raised about Kyla's etiquette and her integrity. But it's at a spa event, with new girl Simone, where conflict really erupts- as accusations about her poor fashion choices and a cover-up get as heated as a sauna.
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#14 - New Kids on the Block
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/9/2014
Janet visits Dr Chris Moss for some 'freshening' and asks her new bestie Jackie along for support. Jackie and Ben host an extravagant housewarming party. - See more at: http://www.arenatv.com.au/tv-guide.html?offset=6#sthash.xpSinnn9.dpuf
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#15 - Venus Rising
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 12/6/2017
Gina and Lydia’s friendship has come full circle, with the two growing closer than ever. While Gina is grateful for Lydia’s support throughout a difficult time, it seems the same can’t be said for Gamble, who finds herself increasingly on the outs. Gina hosts a dinner for all the girls, except for Gamble, which prompts Jackie to question if Gina is replacing Gamble with new girl Venus. At dinner, Lydia confronts Jackie about their unresolved issues, and Gina is shocked when a mysterious gift arrives at the table.
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#16 - Anyone for Tennis?
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/30/2014
The new Liberty Belle Skin Centre building is slow as Andrea anxiously plans a launch party. Andrea hosts a tennis day at her beach house on the Mornington Peninsula. It starts off well but its game on when one of the girls arrives late.
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#17 - Waterfront
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 5/1/2016
Lydia’s mum celebrates her 69th birthday, Gina launches ‘Gina’ the perfume and the ladies get together for a final dinner slash showdown. Pettifleur’s feeling a little unloved after Lydia’s outburst at Glasshouse and meets up with her sister Gillian to try and get things back on track. Meanwhile Lydia still wants PF to attend her mum Lina’s 69th birthday party even though some of the other wives aren’t as welcome. Jackie gives Susie an emotionally charged psychic reading focusing on family past, present and future. Gina’s perfume launch is a moment of nervous pride and delight as friends and family immerse themselves in a cloud of her essence. Pettifleur and Gamble have become unexpected allies after a rocky start but Lydia, sensing her alliances are depleted, seeks an audience with Chyka in the hope of righting things between them. Finally, all the ladies reunite for a last dinner at the Waterfront Port Melbourne. But as often happens with the Real Housewives of Melbourne, the night starts off wonderfully then quickly hits the skids.
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#18 - Bye Bye Byron
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/27/2016
Bitter sweet life lessons with family. While the weather held for Gamble and Rick’s beach ceremony, the heavens finally open all over the reception amid much scrambling for cover and concern for their teetering multi-tiered cake. The new Mr and Mrs Wolfe aren’t the only couple of interest given Janet’s ex, Brian is working the crowd. Gina’s early departure the night before has some of the wives in full on detective mode but when Chyka and Janet chose to question her about it they’re quickly cut down by a Gina in fighting form. Family is the priority back in Melbourne: Susie takes her teenager Rupert for a driving lesson and Chessie’s made a life changing decision that doesn’t sit well with her Mum and Dad. Gina visits her elderly dad in a nursing home where he’s suffered a recent fall. As for the love lives: Janet’s still keeping her options open meeting up with Christopher again – this time they’re joining Susie and Marcello (who showed interest in Byron) on a double date. Things don’t exactly pan out as expected. Meanwhile Gina’s preparing a family feast for her younger son’s birthday. With Gamble still away on her honeymoon Pettifleur and Lydia are invited to join the celebrations. When talk turns to the Gamble/Gina friendship Gina is quick to deflect the blame.
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#21 - Here's to Happy Endings
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/27/2014
Jackie and Ben audition dancers for the launch. Andrea shoots the cover of her upcoming book. Chyka encourages Gina and Andrea to meet and discuss their differences but are they ready to be civil before the big La Mascara launch party.
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#23 - Episode 6
Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/14/2021
With the launch of her exhibition, Gamble fulfils a lifelong ambition to celebrate her late father's art, but where is Anjali? A naked man whose modesty is protected only by a stuffed bunny rabbit, provides a 'small' distraction. Miraculously, Janet and Kyla seem to be bonding at last, but the jury's out how long it will last. Meanwhile, Anjali's absence is still ruffling feathers, and tempers flare when Gamble reveals the ex-CNN anchor's been accusing the ladies of fake news. An old friend is back to help organise Jackie's baby shower and plans are afoot to reveal the gender of the twins. And after a romantic night out in the city and a successful charity event, Cherry is on a high, but with Anjali's dramas escalating tensions within the group; the mood soon comes back down to earth with a crash.
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#24 - Episode 9
Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/5/2021
The dust from Janet and Kyla's clash at Gamble's record launch has yet to settle, with Simone's alleged pot-stirring now in the spotlight too. While it's hoped Jackie's podcast can unfold without drama, Cherry's feeling more protective of her best friend than ever and after a few too many drinks, audience heckles descend into outright confrontation at the bar. With Kyla and Janet facing off yet again and old tensions between Simone and Cherry resurfacing - Jackie is horrified by the lack of positivity on the team. An awkward confrontation at Cherry's 40th follows, leading the yoga teacher to engage in some emergency deep breathing. But while Simone is also grappling with the polarised group dynamics, the real concern is Janet's pointed absence. Could another Housewife soon be departing the group?
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