The BEST episodes of The Real Housewives of Melbourne season 5
Every episode of The Real Housewives of Melbourne season 5, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Real Housewives of Melbourne season 5!
When it comes to style and glamour Melbourne is the jewel in Australia’s crown. It’s the city where fashion, food and culture reign supreme. But relationships in this high society are like four seasons in one day, fine one minute, stormy the next. And Melbourne’s Housewives know that they had better be careful because it’s a long way to fall.
#1 - Episode 8
Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/28/2021
Despite one glaring absence, the girls head out of town with high hopes for a tension-free weekend until a persistent rumour about Janet threatens the peace and one housewife makes another cataclysmic exit.
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#2 - Episode 2
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/17/2021
Simmering tensions between Kyla and Janet are put to one side as Jackie confides in the ladies about her recent miscarriage. Concerned about drama at her forthcoming Champagne Masterclass, Kyla invites ex-CNN journalist and friend Anjali along for moral support. ANjali's building a new life in Melbourne as a recently divorced bisexual... but has an annoying habit of name-dropping from her past. Gamble has a new prestige project under way, an exhibition of works by her late artist father- but is she actually dabbling in borderline porn? Jackie has a life-changing secret to share with husband Ben, and a drinking game turns sour at the Masterclass when Gamble accuses Anjali of peddling fake news and Kyla finds herself front and centre of the drama all over again.
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#3 - Episode 1
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/10/2021
Excitement is at fever pitch as Jackie, Janet, and Gamble reunite in epic Housewives style. The ladies are still living their best lives- enjoying summer holidays, private jets, and pampering their pooches- but Jackie, now at the end of her eighth round of IVF, has been doing it tough. She's grappling with a recent miscarriage and is desperately hoping a dream she's had about having twins, could come true. Meanwhile, a chance meeting with yoga teacher Cherry and her wine-executive friend, Kyla (aka 'The Champagne Dame')- leads to a tense Housewives lunch, where questions are raised about Kyla's etiquette and her integrity. But it's at a spa event, with new girl Simone, where conflict really erupts- as accusations about her poor fashion choices and a cover-up get as heated as a sauna.
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#4 - Episode 6
Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/14/2021
With the launch of her exhibition, Gamble fulfils a lifelong ambition to celebrate her late father's art, but where is Anjali? A naked man whose modesty is protected only by a stuffed bunny rabbit, provides a 'small' distraction. Miraculously, Janet and Kyla seem to be bonding at last, but the jury's out how long it will last. Meanwhile, Anjali's absence is still ruffling feathers, and tempers flare when Gamble reveals the ex-CNN anchor's been accusing the ladies of fake news. An old friend is back to help organise Jackie's baby shower and plans are afoot to reveal the gender of the twins. And after a romantic night out in the city and a successful charity event, Cherry is on a high, but with Anjali's dramas escalating tensions within the group; the mood soon comes back down to earth with a crash.
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#5 - Episode 9
Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/5/2021
The dust from Janet and Kyla's clash at Gamble's record launch has yet to settle, with Simone's alleged pot-stirring now in the spotlight too. While it's hoped Jackie's podcast can unfold without drama, Cherry's feeling more protective of her best friend than ever and after a few too many drinks, audience heckles descend into outright confrontation at the bar. With Kyla and Janet facing off yet again and old tensions between Simone and Cherry resurfacing - Jackie is horrified by the lack of positivity on the team. An awkward confrontation at Cherry's 40th follows, leading the yoga teacher to engage in some emergency deep breathing. But while Simone is also grappling with the polarised group dynamics, the real concern is Janet's pointed absence. Could another Housewife soon be departing the group?
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#6 - Episode 3
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/24/2021
Anjali and Gamble patch up their recent clash over a shared experience of losing their fathers... and their somewhat dubious singing careers. Also seeking resolution, Cherry invites frenemies Kyla and Janet shopping, in the hope they can bond over vintage clothes. Meanwhile, haunted by their recent miscarriage, Jackie and Ben attend a scan to see if their twins are in good health, before Jackie pulls best friend Janet aside for an emotional revelation. Tears continue to flow at Anjali's pool party when SImone opens up about her recent heartbreak, and the ladies are finally told Jackie's life-changing news. Celebrations are so raucous, expensive hair and make-up is forgotten and the ladies plunge face-first into the pool. To top it all off, Jackie invites all to a restorative 'babymoon' intended to bring calm ahead of the birth. But, as the ladies jet-off to a luxury location, ongoing personality clashes suggest the trip will bring anything but.
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#7 - Episode 4
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/31/2021
The housewives are settling into a newly-pregnant Jackie's North Queensland 'babymoon' and it's decided new relationships need to be forged. Jackie's especially concerned about an impenetrable threesome; Cherry, Kyla, and Anjali- and decides to split them all up on a drive to the falls. Despite arriving to a scene of spectacular natural beauty, the scene soon becomes ugly as fashion-conscious Simone accuses Cherry of trying to steal her designer, and rumours abound Kyla's not being honest about her past. Team Kyla breaks away to reflect on the accusations, while the others indulge on some good old fashioned... toad racing?! But all bets are off when Kyla claims to have heard the others gossiping about her friends, Jackie storms off and Janet is left to conclude they have a pathological liar in their midst.
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#8 - Episode 10
Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/12/2021
Since her no-show at Cherry's 40th, Janet's beef with Kyla has escalated again- this time through heated text messages behind the scenes. Janet's adamant she's been sorely provoked, but nobody's sure exactly who's to blame. Meanwhile Cherry and Simone finally agree on something; Janet's insults are next level. With speculation about a showdown looming, Jackie lets off some steam by pranking husband Ben, Gamble campaigns for a new puppy and Kyla finally gets a chance to tackle her relationship problems at home. But it's back to fighting form for the Finale dinner; Kyla wants an apology... while Janet's not even sure she'll turn up. With cheeky plans to replace her nemesis, Kyla invites a 'suitable substitute' in the form of drag artist Paris- but which queen will reign supreme? All bets are off, as it's Cherry who takes the hot seat, closing this seasons shenanigans with a showdown as characteristically catty as it is comical.
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#9 - Episode 5
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/7/2021
After the fireworks of the first 'babymoon' dinner in Far North Queensland, some of the ladies retreat via helicopter to play golf. But they're not out of danger yet, as Simone threatens to cash the golf-buggy in the vicinity of a dozen hungry resident crocs. Back at the hotel, Kyla is still reeling from her clash with Janet, while others seek calm in the sanctity of the spa. Meanwhile, Simone and Cherry's squabble over a fashion designer is still simmering- now with Anjali implicated for her role in the spat. And with Janet resolving to avoid further conflict, and Kyla hell-bent on confronting issues head-on, someone has the spectacular idea of placing all warring factors in the confines of a small boat, miles from the coast. Back in Melbourne, the storm clouds part briefly for a surprise celebration, before another somewhat superficial conflict kicks off- hilariously this time... over the pettiness of their fights
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#10 - Episode 7
Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/21/2021
Anjali's ongoing absence is a concern, and since Gamble's revelation, the ex-CNN anchor's accused them of all 'fake news', the ladies are desperate to discuss her hurtful views, face-to-face. But for once, business trumps conflict; Gamble's busy filming a music video, Jackie's taking head shots for her forthcoming podcast and Janet's gathering everyone to take part in her herbal tea brand's first ever TV commercial. But with the success of the ad ressting on the ladies' somewhat wooden acting skills, she has the unenviable task of loosening them up with nothing stronger than tea on the menu... A crisis meeting between Anjali, Cherry and Kyla leads to the resurfacing of a shocking rumour about Janet, before Anjali makes a bombshell revelation of her own. Meanwhile, Jackie's baby shower goes off with a bang as the gender of her twins is finally revealed by a double cannon-fire.
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