The BEST episodes of The Real Housewives of Melbourne season 3

Every episode of The Real Housewives of Melbourne season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Real Housewives of Melbourne season 3!

When it comes to style and glamour Melbourne is the jewel in Australia’s crown. It’s the city where fashion, food and culture reign supreme. But relationships in this high society are like four seasons in one day, fine one minute, stormy the next. And Melbourne’s Housewives know that they had better be careful because it’s a long way to fall.

Last Updated: 5/2/2024Network: ArenaStatus: Continuing
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Desert Storm
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7.61
51 votes

#1 - Desert Storm

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/17/2016

After an impassioned dinner in the Dubai desert that frightens the camels, the wives recover over retail therapy in the souks before heading off to another explosive group dinner.

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Waterfront
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7.37
60 votes

#2 - Waterfront

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 5/1/2016

Lydia’s mum celebrates her 69th birthday, Gina launches ‘Gina’ the perfume and the ladies get together for a final dinner slash showdown. Pettifleur’s feeling a little unloved after Lydia’s outburst at Glasshouse and meets up with her sister Gillian to try and get things back on track. Meanwhile Lydia still wants PF to attend her mum Lina’s 69th birthday party even though some of the other wives aren’t as welcome. Jackie gives Susie an emotionally charged psychic reading focusing on family past, present and future. Gina’s perfume launch is a moment of nervous pride and delight as friends and family immerse themselves in a cloud of her essence. Pettifleur and Gamble have become unexpected allies after a rocky start but Lydia, sensing her alliances are depleted, seeks an audience with Chyka in the hope of righting things between them. Finally, all the ladies reunite for a last dinner at the Waterfront Port Melbourne. But as often happens with the Real Housewives of Melbourne, the night starts off wonderfully then quickly hits the skids.

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Bye Bye Byron
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7.36
59 votes

#3 - Bye Bye Byron

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/27/2016

Bitter sweet life lessons with family. While the weather held for Gamble and Rick’s beach ceremony, the heavens finally open all over the reception amid much scrambling for cover and concern for their teetering multi-tiered cake. The new Mr and Mrs Wolfe aren’t the only couple of interest given Janet’s ex, Brian is working the crowd. Gina’s early departure the night before has some of the wives in full on detective mode but when Chyka and Janet chose to question her about it they’re quickly cut down by a Gina in fighting form. Family is the priority back in Melbourne: Susie takes her teenager Rupert for a driving lesson and Chessie’s made a life changing decision that doesn’t sit well with her Mum and Dad. Gina visits her elderly dad in a nursing home where he’s suffered a recent fall. As for the love lives: Janet’s still keeping her options open meeting up with Christopher again – this time they’re joining Susie and Marcello (who showed interest in Byron) on a double date. Things don’t exactly pan out as expected. Meanwhile Gina’s preparing a family feast for her younger son’s birthday. With Gamble still away on her honeymoon Pettifleur and Lydia are invited to join the celebrations. When talk turns to the Gamble/Gina friendship Gina is quick to deflect the blame.

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Reunion
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7.35
54 votes

#4 - Reunion

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 5/15/2016

After the most explosive season ever, temperatures soar as the ladies reunite for a fiery reunion. The Housewives air their grievances with tears, tantrums and plenty of allegations. Hosted by Alex Perry.

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Gossip Girl
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7.33
57 votes

#5 - Gossip Girl

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/24/2016

As Dubai recovers from the high drama that accompanied the housewives on their trip, the women return to normality back home with family. But it's a normal only they understand.

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Old Sparks, New Starts
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7.33
46 votes

#6 - Old Sparks, New Starts

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/28/2016

Janet has dinner with her ex husband Brian, Gamble promotes her dress designer to wedding planner and Lydia's the hot topic of conversation when the women go horse riding.

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Here Come The Brides
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7.31
48 votes

#7 - Here Come The Brides

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/13/2016

Chyka throws Gamble a bridal shower with a twist thanks to the strict dress code: wedding dress only. Turns out wearing your old frock can be an emotional trigger.

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Join The Club
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7.30
53 votes

#8 - Join The Club

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/21/2016

It's great to see all the women are back but the new girl Susie must be wondering what planet she's landed on after inviting them over for a baking day and a full on brawl ensues.

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Portrait of Figaro
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7.26
46 votes

#9 - Portrait of Figaro

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/3/2016

Chyka hosts a glamorous Middle Eastern dinner, but the thrill is somewhat dampened when Pettifleur and Jackie start sparring

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By Invitation Only
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7.10
40 votes

#10 - By Invitation Only

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/6/2016

Uncomfortable home truths are exchanged as the wives and various family members reunite. Bride to be Gamble is torn, should she invite Pettifleur to her wedding even though they’re at logger heads? Chewing it over with family, the ever supportive Rick encourages her to do the right thing while his son Luke has other ideas leaving Gamble as confused as ever. At the same time Pettifleur’s in damage control but not over Gamble. She and her sister Gillian were once close but they’ve drifted apart … so time to address their issues. Sadly things don’t really go to plan. And speaking of family planning, Jackie’s feeling the pressure to start one after a recent visit from her Mum and decides to confide her fears about motherhood to close pal Chyka. Questions of motherhood are at the forefront for Janet as well. When she separated from Brian, she distanced herself from his family and that included stepdaughter Fiora. When the two finally reunite, emotions are high and Fiora doesn’t hold back telling Janet what she thinks of the separation. Finally Gamble is having the ladies over for a cocktail party where she plans to issue the wedding invitations. It’s not what you’d call a sedate gathering as simmering tensions surface but when Pettifleur questions her wedding invitation all hell breaks loose.

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Do Buy
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7.09
55 votes

#11 - Do Buy

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/10/2016

The housewives arrive in lavish, resplendent Dubai. But not even the world's largest shopping mall can curtail their bickering which is fuelled to boiling point by scorching desert temps

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Gamble's Big Day
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7.04
45 votes

#12 - Gamble's Big Day

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/20/2016

The ladies head to Byron for Gamble's wedding. But with wild weather threatening the beach ceremony and everyone at logger heads, it's not exactly the smoothest of wedding days.

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