The BEST Episodes of Geordie Shore
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Nov 26, 2019
Network: MTV (UK)
Geordie Shore is a reality television series, broadcast by MTV (UK and Ireland). Set in and around Newcastle upon Tyne, it is the British adaptation of American show Jersey Shore. Let's get mortal!
#1 - Party in Portugal!
Season 20 - Episode 4
Sam makes a big decision when the squad are told they are off to Portugal. The family have fun on the Algarve, but tension between Bethan, Beau and Abbie threatens to boil over.
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#2 - Episode 8
Season 6 - Episode 8
As their time in Sydney comes to an end, the singles make it their mission to have a wild night out in the Whitsundays. Vicky and Fit Dan have a never ending date, Scotty sets out to find some company and an indiscretion from Gary sees him joining James in the Prison Hotel. And will Charlotte get closure once and for all?
7.98 #3 - Episode 12
Season 17 - Episode 12
The Geordies' time down under is at an end, but not before they hit the seas for a boat party. Sam and Chloe make a decision about their relationship, and Sophie says goodbye to Alex.
7.94 #4 - Episode 6
Season 17 - Episode 6
Geordie House Parties are a thing of legend, but will it be the end of the party for Grant and Abbie? Sam sees red when Chloe gets up close with Alex, however, Nathan has the last laugh.
7.87 #5 - Episode 9
Season 17 - Episode 9
The gang wake up in the outback and immerse themselves in the local ways. A night at a strip joint brings tips for Abbie, and Sophie goes all out to get her man. A new Geordie arrives.
7.86 #6 - Episode 4
Season 18 - Episode 4
After their trip to Blackpool the gang couldn't be in a better place, but that soon changes. Faith falls out with Nathan, and tensions in Sam and Chloe's relationship spill over.
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#7 - Episode 8
Season 18 - Episode 8
Sophie is lost for words when Aussie Alex makes a surprise visit. The house is proper buzzing when Holly returns and takes them to Newcastle Pride for much needed fun, drinking and dancing!
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#8 - Episode 8
Season 8 - Episode 8
Will Aaron and Marnie finally get together and will Gaz and Scott make up after Gaz broke his own Lad Code? Meanwhile Charlotte and Holly announce Geordie Shore’s first-ever wedding!
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#9 - Episode 5
Season 7 - Episode 5
There's an explosive situation to deal with as Marnie returns to the house following her nightclub fall-out with Holly and Charlotte. The girls can't deal with Marnie coming back, and the boys are left in shock as a fierce slanging match erupts. Is there any hope that the girls will ever make up? The Geordies head to London to get mortal in the capital, and everyone's wondering if Charlotte's London-based boyfriend Mitch will make a surprise appearance on their big night out. But the partying is destined to end in tears for Charlotte, as events take an unexpected turn and Charlotte and Holly's friendship is left hanging by a thread.
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#10 - Episode 8
Season 5 - Episode 8
Will the gang cool off after the biggest fight in Geordie Shore history, Charlotte finds herself in hot water with boss Anna, and there's a distinctly icy atmosphere between the boys and the girls as they all head off to the French Alps for their final Geordie Tour of the series.
7.75 #11 - Episode 11
Season 17 - Episode 11
The gang celebrate Pride as only the Geordies can with a mother of a house party. The course of true love doesn't run smooth for Sophie and Alex. Sam returns and Abbie and Adam get it on.
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#12 - Episode 8
Season 4 - Episode 8
It's all coming to an end in the Geordie Shore house with some keener to leave than others, but before they pack their bags, there's still time for a big blow out bash Geordie style and it seems like love is all around as those warm and fuzzy familiar feelings resurface once again.
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#13 - Episode 3
Season 7 - Episode 3
Buzzin'! It's Holly's 21st birthday, and the Geordies celebrate as only they know how - with a mint house party, getting mortal, and tashing on. Can Holly overcome her cock fright and get a birthday buck? Will James risk Holly's fury by bringing his girlfriend Kate to the party? How many girls can Gary bed at once? And why is Charlotte weeing in the boys' bin? Marnie necks on with a handsome partygoer, only to find out that it was one of Scott's best mates, and when Scott finds out, he goes on the rampage. Will things between Scott and Marnie ever recover? Meanwhile there's a tiny tragedy in the house, leading to an unexpected funeral on the beach.
7.70 #14 - Episode 5
Season 17 - Episode 5
Arguments between Dee and Chysten, and Nick and Sam create tension. Meanwhile, Sophie's having no luck with the single life, but could a holiday romance be on the cards?
7.70 #15 - Episode 4
Season 17 - Episode 4
Half the gang head off to Byron Bay leaving the rest wondering where they are! Chloe is going out of her mind without Sam whilst Abbie is trying to work out if Grant is the lad for her.
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#16 - Episode 3
Season 5 - Episode 3
There's tension in the Toon, as James brings girlfriend Kate on a night out with the gang, leaving Holly unimpressed. The Geordie Shore house explodes as Vicky and Ricci have a row to remember, Scott flips out, and Holly has to find a novel way to calm him down. And with all the chaos going on around them, Gary and Charlotte seem to think they're back in Amsterdam...
7.68 #17 - Episode 6
Season 18 - Episode 6
The Geordies try Burlesque dancing and invite their friends over for a games night. Anna sends them to Benidorm and the squad tear up the Strip but Sophie hits Sam after he calls her out.
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#18 - Give It Another Go!
Season 20 - Episode 2
Sam realises he has to sit down with Chloe so they leave the house for an honest chat. They decide to give things another go but the news does not go down well.
7.65 #19 - Episode 5
Season 18 - Episode 5
Abbie and Adam struggle with their friendship and Nathan feels let down by Chloe who puts Sam first. Faith finally feels like she's one of the gang and Scott takes the crew Tank driving!
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#20 - Episode 10
Season 16 - Episode 10
It's the last couple of days in the house and the Geordies are going out with a bang! Steph and Abbie make up, and suspicions arise over Marnie and Aaron. Sam asks Chloe on a date.
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#21 - Episode 7
Season 5 - Episode 7
The gang return from Barcelona with Charlotte's declaration of love for Gary still hanging in the air and Vicky set for a final showdown with Ricci. While James organises a day at a military boot camp, the girls decide to throw an American-themed house party, but it's anything but united as Charlotte gets into a state over Gary resulting in the biggest fight in Geordie Shore history...
7.60 #22 - Episode 7
Season 17 - Episode 7
Holly arrives with a blast from the past. Nathan brings his inner Peter Andre to the club while Sophie brings her flirting skills. Both end up hot and sweaty but for very different reasons.
7.60 #23 - Episode 8
Season 17 - Episode 8
Holly is concerned for Chloe but Chloe just wants to teach Sam a lesson. Nathan's birthday calls for a trip to the outback, but what will the locals make of four men in drag?
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#24 - Episode 2
Season 6 - Episode 2
The group are in high spirits as a surprise visit from Jay means a few days of non-stop partying. Charlotte is still coming to terms with her feelings for Gaz, Vicky starts dating whilst James’ battle with Holly is set to continue. The competition for the title of ‘top shagger’ shows no sign of letting up as every girl in Sydney is on Scotty and Gaz’s radar and it looks like Gaz may have taken pulling to a whole new level!
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#25 - Episode 4
Season 6 - Episode 4
Whilst the fittest guy in Australia sends the girls into a spin, Scotty and Gaz square up as nightclubbing gets nasty. House destruction sees Gary head into the bush, Charlotte have an epiphany, Vicky swoons and Scotty T enjoy his punishment just a little too much.
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