The BEST episodes of Geordie Shore

Every episode of Geordie Shore ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Geordie Shore!

Geordie Shore is a reality television series, broadcast by MTV (UK and Ireland). Set in and around Newcastle upon Tyne, it is the British adaptation of American show Jersey Shore. Let's get mortal!

Last Updated: 1/11/2023Network:MTV (UK)
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The Answer To The Big Question
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8.40
5 votes

#1 - The Answer To The Big Question

Season 23 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/1/2022

Geordies, old and new, are reuniting! They'll reminisce over 22 series, celebrate at a swish event, enjoy a sun-soaked holiday and throw a party back in the Toon.

Return of the Mac
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8.33
3 votes

#2 - Return of the Mac

Season 22 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/26/2021

Back On The Toon
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8.33
6 votes

#3 - Back On The Toon

Season 23 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/15/2022

The Geordies are back in Newcastle for a night on the Toon! Who will show up and after all the recent drama will it be a Night to remember for all the right or wrong reasons?

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Holly's Hen Do
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8.25
4 votes

#4 - Holly's Hen Do

Season 23 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/25/2022

Louis' arrival causes drama for the Geordies. Charlotte and Sophie throw Holly a surprise Hen Do on a boat! Someone else unexpectedly turns up at the villa.

Someone's Getting Dumped
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8.17
6 votes

#5 - Someone's Getting Dumped

Season 22 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/12/2021

Amelia makes her return to the house, James and Louis fight for Roxy's affections and there's shocking news for the singles

Geordie-licious!
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8.07
14 votes

#6 - Geordie-licious!

Season 21 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/15/2020

It's the final night and the squad host an event. The pressure is on to deliver a party to remember - Amelia sings, Nathan rocks the frock and the lads do a strip.

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The Ultimate Food Fight
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8.03
33 votes

#7 - The Ultimate Food Fight

Season 17 - Episode 12 - Aired 7/31/2018

​It’s almost time for the Geordies to head back to the Toon but not before a farewell Booze Cruise! Sam and Chloe make things permanent and it’s painful! There’s tears all round when it’s time to say goodbye, especially from Sophie and Alex. Awwwwww!

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Episode 8
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8.03
35 votes

#8 - Episode 8

Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/27/2013

As their time in Sydney comes to an end, the singles make it their mission to have a wild night out in the Whitsundays. Vicky and Fit Dan have a never ending date, Scotty sets out to find some company and an indiscretion from Gary sees him joining James in the Prison Hotel. And will Charlotte get closure once and for all?

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The Singles Have Landed
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8.00
6 votes

#9 - The Singles Have Landed

Season 22 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/5/2021

Just A Kiss?
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8.00
4 votes

#10 - Just A Kiss?

Season 22 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/9/2021

Make or Break
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8.00
3 votes

#11 - Make or Break

Season 22 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/30/2021

Marty drops a bomb on Chloe, Ant pushes Molly to breaking point and the Geordies are faced with a tough decision.

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Trouble On The Horizon!
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8.00
5 votes

#12 - Trouble On The Horizon!

Season 23 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/18/2022

Chloe Ferrys shock arrival causes a massive ripple affect across the whole group! Nathan tries to smooth over tensions by taking the girls off to a spiritual retreat.

The Pitter Patter Of Wedding Bells!
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8.00
4 votes

#13 - The Pitter Patter Of Wedding Bells!

Season 23 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/8/2022

Marnie and Casey welcome a new arrival to their family! Elswhere, another monumental day looms and the Geordies are in Ibiza gearing up for Hollys wedding day!

Breaking Point
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7.95
19 votes

#14 - Breaking Point

Season 20 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/17/2019

James tells Sam about Chloe's kiss in Ibiza, and Sam confronts her. Chloe can't believe Abbie let the secret slip. Sam decides to leave the house for good!

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Sophie And Sam Fall Out
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7.90
30 votes

#15 - Sophie And Sam Fall Out

Season 18 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/6/2018

After their trip to Blackpool the gang couldn't be better, but that changes when they get back to the Toon. Tensions in Sam and Chloe's relationship spill over and send them packing.

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A Double Return
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7.83
24 votes

#16 - A Double Return

Season 18 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/4/2018

Sophie is lost for words when Aussie Alex makes a surprise visit. The house is proper buzzing when Holly returns and takes them to Newcastle Pride for much needed fun, drinking & dancing!

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The Shag Pad Invasion
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7.83
41 votes

#17 - The Shag Pad Invasion

Season 17 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/19/2018

Geordie House Parties are a thing of legend – getting mortal, tashing on, and a few home truths, but will it be the end of the party for Grant and Abbie? Sam sees red when Chloe gets up close with Alex however, Nathan has the last laugh.

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Out Out
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7.80
5 votes

#18 - Out Out

Season 22 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/23/2021

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Episode 2
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7.78
58 votes

#19 - Episode 2

Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/16/2013

The group are in high spirits as a surprise visit from Jay means a few days of non-stop partying. Charlotte is still coming to terms with her feelings for Gaz, Vicky starts dating whilst James’ battle with Holly is set to continue. The competition for the title of ‘top shagger’ shows no sign of letting up as every girl in Sydney is on Scotty and Gaz’s radar and it looks like Gaz may have taken pulling to a whole new level!

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Episode 3
star
7.77
169 votes

#20 - Episode 3

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/7/2011

It's Jay's birthday in Geordie Shore: Vicky plays the dutiful "girlfriend", Holly's boyfriend Dan makes a surprise visit and Charlotte loses her battle to fight off Gaz. But eight become seven as the house is rocked by a shock departure.

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Episode 6
star
7.77
141 votes

#21 - Episode 6

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/31/2012

Gary, jumps into yet another threesome and an unexpected phone call means James has to choose between his best mates and Holly.... For Charlotte, a night out trying to forget about Gary ends with disastrous results. The housemates are devastated as Sophie reveals that she wants to leave Mexico to return to boyfriend Joel in the UK.

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Unfinished Business
star
7.75
4 votes

#22 - Unfinished Business

Season 22 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/16/2021

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Episode 2
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7.74
137 votes

#23 - Episode 2

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/3/2012

With the house reduced to carnage and Sophie losing even more faith in back-at-home boyfriend Joel, there are still plenty of beaches to party on. Holly ups her game in the pursuit of James and shows that she can take rejection very badly. Charlotte and Gaz come to a major decision, and for Vicky and Ricci, the perfect relationship bubble, explodes. It all ends in tears.

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The Next Step
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7.73
41 votes

#24 - The Next Step

Season 17 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/12/2018

Making up is a bridge too far for someone and they pack their bags. Chloe puts on a show that Sam will never forget. Grant finds himself cosy in the girl’s bedroom and Sophie’s search for a boy brings her a lot closer to home.

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Episode 5
star
7.73
81 votes

#25 - Episode 5

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/28/2012

Tears consume Sophie after a surprise visit from her very own six-packed Adonis, but Charlotte and Vicky aren't going to let her steal the limelight and swiftly join her in heartbreak. The 'cheer us all up', party ends in carnage as Charlotte tries to move on, Vicky cements her future and the boys exchange blows.

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