The WORST episodes of Cheers
Every episode of Cheers ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Cheers!
Sam, a former pitcher for the Boston Red Sox, owns and runs Cheers, a cozy bar in Boston. Somewhat snobby, beautiful and intelligent Diane -- forced to become a waitress when her fiance jilts her -- constantly bickers with Sam. Eventually, they fall in love. Several wacky characters make the bar their home-away-from-home, including sarcastic waitress Carla, beer-loving Norm and Boston letter carrier Cliff.
#1 - I'll Be Seeing You (1)
Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/3/1984
Sam commissions a portrait of Diane from an artist so obnoxious that he soon forbids Diane to continue posing for him, an order Diane won't accept.
#2 - Coach Buries a Grudge
Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 2/16/1984
An old friend of Coach has died and Coach decides to hold a memorial to him in the bar, inviting all their old friends. But then Coach discovers his late friend made a pass at his late wife.
#3 - Where There's a Will...
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/22/1983
Sam lets a dying man tend bar just for fun, but the man leaves the bar patrons $100,000 in a paper napkin will.
#4 - I'll Be Seeing You (2)
Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/10/1984
#5 - The Mail Goes to Jail
Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/7/1985
Norm gets arrested when he finishes the route for an ill Cliff, but Cliff refuses to back up Norm's explanation to the authorities.
#6 - Norman's Conquest
Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 2/23/1984
The regulars push Norm into pursuing an attractive new client who seems to be interested in him.
#7 - Whodunit?
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/3/1985
Frasier is devastated when he learns that his learned mentor has been dating Carla, who also has a little surprise of her own.
#8 - They Called Me Mayday
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/1/1983
Sam and Diane go to work after Dick Cavett suggests that Sam's autobiography might sell and Norm confronts an old flame of Vera's who's interested in her again.
#9 - Cheers: The Motion Picture
Season 5 - Episode 24 - Aired 4/2/1987
The gang tries to reassure a nervous Mr. and Mrs. Boyd back in Indiana that Woody is fine and has wonderful friends in Boston by making a home movie of an average day at Cheers.
#10 - Bar Wars
Season 6 - Episode 23 - Aired 3/31/1988
The gang at Cheers declares war when rival bar, Gary's Old Town Tavern, steals the trophy celebrating their one and only sporting victory in a bowling tournament.
#11 - Cliff's Rocky Moment
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 1/26/1984
Cliff's know-it-all attitude finally gets him into a fight with another patron.
#12 - The Ghost and Mrs. Lebec
Season 8 - Episode 23 - Aired 4/12/1990
Carla feels compelled to call in an exorcist when Eddie's ghost appears in the bar and Rebecca complains to a TV station about a defective hair removal system.
#13 - Just Three Friends
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/15/1983
Diane is at first incredulous then furious when it becomes apparent that Sam and her old school chum find each other very attractive.
#14 - No Help Wanted
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/12/1984
Sam regrets asking Norm to do his taxes when the out of work accountant comes up with a five figure refund.
#15 - Go Make
Season 10 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/12/1991
Sam and Rebecca let their imaginations run free during a weekend of baby-making and dream up different versions of their future progeny.
#16 - Feeble Attraction
Season 8 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/7/1989
Norm fires his secretary, who sees it as proof that he's wildly attracted to her and Rebecca becomes obsessed with a surprise hidden in the desk Robin, gave her.
#17 - Rich Man, Wood Man
Season 10 - Episode 19 - Aired 2/20/1992
The gang tries to bring Woody back to earth after a vacation in London with Kelly and her money.
#18 - And Coachie Makes Three
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/19/1984
Sam and Diane want to spend some time alone together, but the lonely Coach keeps joining them, not realising he is spoiling things for them. Rather than hurt his feelings by asking him not to bother them, Sam and Diane decide to set him up with a woman so they will be left in peace.
#19 - Loathe and Marriage
Season 11 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/4/1993
Carla's daughter insists on having her father walk her down the aisle, despite Carla's objections.
#20 - Personal Business
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/20/1983
Diane, angry at the implication that she couldn't hold a job anywhere but Cheers, leaves for better position and Norm leaves Vera.
#21 - Battle of the Exes
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/5/1984
Not wanting to appear lonely and dateless whilst going to her ex-husband Nick's wedding ceremony to blonde bimbo Loretta, Carla asks Sam to accompany her.
#22 - Spellbound
Season 5 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/22/1987
Nick vows to take Diane away from Sam when Sam defends Loretta's efforts to ditch Nick and start her own singing career.
#23 - Honor Thy Mother
Season 9 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/3/1991
Carla's formidable mother demands on her deathbed that Carla name one of her children "Benito Mussolini."
#24 - Little Carla, Happy at Last (1)
Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/15/1987
Carla and Eddie plan to get married if they can get past superstition, Eddie's mother, Carla's children, and Rebecca's nerves as she waits for her boss to show up at the bar.
#25 - Power Play
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/29/1983
The regular gang finds Sam and Diane's romance hard to believe, a view apparently shared by Diane, who throws Sam out of her apartment after only five minutes.