The BEST episodes of Cheers season 5

Every episode of Cheers season 5, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Cheers season 5!

Sam, a former pitcher for the Boston Red Sox, owns and runs Cheers, a cozy bar in Boston. Somewhat snobby, beautiful and intelligent Diane -- forced to become a waitress when her fiance jilts her -- constantly bickers with Sam. Eventually, they fall in love. Several wacky characters make the bar their home-away-from-home, including sarcastic waitress Carla, beer-loving Norm and Boston letter carrier Cliff.

Last Updated: 11/20/2024Network: NBCStatus: Ended
I Do, Adieu
star
8.04
227 votes

#1 - I Do, Adieu

Season 5 - Episode 26 - Aired 5/7/1987

Dr. Sumner Sloane returns to Cheers on Diane and Sam's wedding day to tell her that a publisher is interested in one of her class manuscripts if she can go to work immediately on rewrites.

Directors: James Burrows
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Dinner at Eight-ish
star
7.95
217 votes

#2 - Dinner at Eight-ish

Season 5 - Episode 20 - Aired 2/26/1987

Frasier and Lilith invite Sam and Diane over for dinner to celebrate their first week of cohabitation. But things start going wrong when Lilith finds out Frasier and Diane were engaged, and she locks herself in the bathroom. Then Sam and Diane have an argument as well. Meanwhile Cliff agrees to babysit Carla's kids.

Directors: James Burrows
Writer: Phoef Sutton
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Abnormal Psychology
star
7.88
315 votes

#3 - Abnormal Psychology

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/16/1986

Diane tries to help Lilith, the lady psychologist attracted to Frasier, to soften her appearance and surprise Frasier during their television debate.

Directors: James Burrows
Writer: Janet Leahy
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Simon Says
star
7.75
211 votes

#4 - Simon Says

Season 5 - Episode 21 - Aired 3/5/1987

Diane badgers a noted British marriage counselor into seeing her and Sam for a pre-nuptial session, then refuses to heed his advice.

Directors: James Burrows
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The Proposal
star
7.71
287 votes

#5 - The Proposal

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/25/1986

We finally found out who Sam's telephone proposal at the end of the last episode was to - Diane! But Diane fears that Sam is meerely on the rebound after breaking up with Janet, so asks him to repeat the proposal in a more romantic occasion, but when he does (on a boat), she refuses, causing Sam to make her walk the plank. Later Diane says she does want to get married, but Sam has now retracted the proposal.

Directors: James Burrows
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Everyone Imitates Art
star
7.63
241 votes

#6 - Everyone Imitates Art

Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/4/1986

Diane becomes obsessed with tracking down a poem she's sure Sam plagiarized and had published in a literary magazine that has repeatedly turned her work down.

Directors: James Burrows
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Chambers vs Malone
star
7.58
218 votes

#7 - Chambers vs Malone

Season 5 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/8/1987

Sam proposes to Diane again and ends up charged with assault and battery when she turns him down again.

Directors: James Burrows
Writer: David Angell
Norm's First Hurrah
star
7.57
204 votes

#8 - Norm's First Hurrah

Season 5 - Episode 23 - Aired 3/26/1987

Norm elaborates on his new position with a top CPA firm and is caught in his little white lies when the gang decides to surprise him at work. Meanwhile Cliff finds a $20 note - and Woody has lost one.

Directors: James Burrows
One Last Fling
star
7.54
216 votes

#9 - One Last Fling

Season 5 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/12/1987

Diane gives Sam 24 hours for a final fling before their wedding.

Directors: James Burrows
Diamond Sam
star
7.54
234 votes

#10 - Diamond Sam

Season 5 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/15/1987

Sam regrets trying to buy Diane an engagement ring that is a cheap imitation.

Directors: James Burrows
Writer: Tom Reeder
Tan N' Wash
star
7.51
274 votes

#11 - Tan N' Wash

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/6/1986

The gang insists on getting in on Norm's new business investment then complains bitterly when it looks like a washout.

Directors: James Burrows
Young Dr. Weinstein
star
7.51
269 votes

#12 - Young Dr. Weinstein

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/13/1986

Stung by Diane's attitude, Sam tries to impress her by getting reservations at the most exclusive restaurant in Boston.

Directors: James Burrows
Writer: Phoef Sutton
The Godfather, Part III
star
7.50
206 votes

#13 - The Godfather, Part III

Season 5 - Episode 22 - Aired 3/19/1987

Sam's goddaughter Joyce Pantusso (the late Coach's niece) has come to Boston for a visit. Not wanting her to get into trouble, Sam asks Woody to help her out and show her around - but Woody and Joyce have a surprise for Sam when they get engaged!

Directors: James Burrows
Never Love a Goalie (2)
star
7.49
180 votes

#14 - Never Love a Goalie (2)

Season 5 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/5/1987

Eddie's career was red-hot until he started dating Carla. The defendant in Diane's murder case comes to the bar.

Directors: James Burrows
The Book of Samuel
star
7.48
204 votes

#15 - The Book of Samuel

Season 5 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/11/1986

Woody delves into Sam's legendary black book to find a date to impress his former girl friend, who is coming to Cheers to introduce her fiancé.

Directors: James Burrows
Writer: Phoef Sutton
A House is Not a Home
star
7.46
202 votes

#16 - A House is Not a Home

Season 5 - Episode 25 - Aired 4/30/1987

Diane is haunted by the memories of the couple who lived a long and happy life together in the home she and Sam have purchased.

Directors: James Burrows
Writer: Phoef Sutton
Knights of the Scimitar
star
7.43
240 votes

#17 - Knights of the Scimitar

Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/20/1986

Cliff prods a reluctant Norm to join his lodge and Sam thinks Diane has invented a suitor to make him jealous.

Directors: James Burrows
Writer: Jeff Abugov
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Never Love a Goalie (1)
star
7.40
223 votes

#18 - Never Love a Goalie (1)

Season 5 - Episode 16 - Aired 1/29/1987

Carla falls for Eddie, a hockey goalie; meanwhile, Diane is foreman of a jury in an attempted murder trial.

Directors: James Burrows
Dog Bites Cliff
star
7.40
180 votes

#19 - Dog Bites Cliff

Season 5 - Episode 19 - Aired 2/19/1987

Cliff is thinking lawsuit after a dog bites him while delivering the mail, until he meets the dog's beautiful and cooperative owner.

Directors: James Burrows
Thanksgiving Orphans
star
7.40
230 votes

#20 - Thanksgiving Orphans

Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/27/1986

The gang gathers at Carla's house for a Thanksgiving dinner of frozen turkey and overdone peas.

Directors: James Burrows
Dance, Diane, Dance
star
7.38
237 votes

#21 - Dance, Diane, Dance

Season 5 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/18/1986

Frasier's effort to lighten a dance instructor's harsh criticism of Diane's efforts backfires when she decides to audition for the Boston Ballet.

Directors: James Burrows
Writer: Jeff Abugov
Money Dearest
star
7.36
279 votes

#22 - Money Dearest

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/9/1986

Cliff's ecstatic when his mother decides to marry a wealthy man until the groom decides to give it all away to charity.

Directors: James Burrows
Writer: Janet Leahy
The Cape Cad
star
7.34
279 votes

#23 - The Cape Cad

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/2/1986

Diane follows Sam to Cape Cod in an effort to ruin his weekend with another woman.

Directors: James Burrows
House of Horrors With Formal Dining and Used Brick
star
7.34
297 votes

#24 - House of Horrors With Formal Dining and Used Brick

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/30/1986

Cliff finds a reasonably priced older home for Carla to buy that turns out to be haunted.

Directors: James Burrows
Writer: David Angell
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Spellbound
star
7.22
201 votes

#25 - Spellbound

Season 5 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/22/1987

Nick vows to take Diane away from Sam when Sam defends Loretta's efforts to ditch Nick and start her own singing career.

Directors: James Burrows