Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman

The WORST episodes of Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Louise Lasser delivers a masterful performance in the title role of Norman Lear's sublimely twisted soap opera, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman -- at once a parody of the format and a twisted satire of American media/consumer culture. In the fictional town of Fernwood, Ohio, suburban housewife Mary Hartman seeks the kind of domestic perfection promised by Reader's Digest and TV commercials. Instead she finds herself suffering the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune -- mass murders, low-flying airplanes, and waxy yellow buildup on her kitchen floor.

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Episode 021
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#1 - Episode 021

Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 2/2/1976

Mary visits Sgt. Foley's apartment; Charlie and Loretta pack for Nashville; Heather knows something's up, while Raymond and Roberta go on a date.

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Episode 026
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#2 - Episode 026

Season 1 - Episode 26 - Aired 2/9/1976

Tom has something to discuss with Mary. Tom moves in with Charlie. Loretta is sinking fast.

Directors: Jim Drake
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Episode 042
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#3 - Episode 042

Season 1 - Episode 42 - Aired 3/2/1976

Mary finds a match made in heaven, in her own kitchen. Roberta hopes Grandpa can forget. Mary finds new meaning in her life.

Directors: Jim Drake
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Episode 044
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#4 - Episode 044

Season 1 - Episode 44 - Aired 3/4/1976

Mary's chicken soup makes the evening news. The time has come for Steve to gesture goodbye. Mary's guilt gets Leroy a Cadillac.

Directors: Jim Drake
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Episode 047
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#5 - Episode 047

Season 1 - Episode 47 - Aired 3/9/1976

Mae's reunion is a big headache for Tom and it's all Mary's fault. Loretta and Charlie get some not so friendly news. Loretta makes a spectacular comeback, in more ways than one

Directors: Jim Drake
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Episode 059
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#6 - Episode 059

Season 1 - Episode 59 - Aired 3/25/1976

Mrs. Haggers meets Mrs. Haggers. Sergeant Foley waits with Mary. Mary is shaking - and it's not from the cold. Charlie and Muriel remember things differently.

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Episode 060
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#7 - Episode 060

Season 1 - Episode 60 - Aired 3/26/1976

Mary is not nervous as Mona drops by. Cathy has no need to be jealous. Tom learns the wonders of performance anxiety.

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Episode 061
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#8 - Episode 061

Season 1 - Episode 61 - Aired 3/29/1976

Mary wonders about Tom's sudden burst of cooperativeness. Charlie tells Loretta the story of Muriel. Cathy has found the perfect man - again.

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Episode 062
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#9 - Episode 062

Season 1 - Episode 62 - Aired 3/30/1976

Mona has a perfect record - practically. Loretta and Mary tackle each other's problems and talk about "the scar!"

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Episode 063
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#10 - Episode 063

Season 1 - Episode 63 - Aired 3/31/1976

Loretta gives a farewell performance. Cathy plays hard-to-get and says yes to two dates.

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Episode 064
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#11 - Episode 064

Season 1 - Episode 64 - Aired 4/1/1976

Tom has some good news. Mary's not in touch with herself and witnesses the wounding of the Lackawanda Institute.

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Episode 065
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#12 - Episode 065

Season 1 - Episode 65 - Aired 4/2/1976

Martha confides in Mary and tells her about the ozone. Mary talks to Heather about love and slaps her in the face.

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Episode 066
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#13 - Episode 066

Season 1 - Episode 66 - Aired 4/5/1976

The Shumways are warned about Sergeant Foley from the one he loves. Mary tells of the meaning of STET and loses more than her arm. Muriel talks of Charlie's "base instincts."

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Episode 067
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#14 - Episode 067

Season 1 - Episode 67 - Aired 4/6/1976

Mary feels awful and Roberta says "great." Mary tells Dennis he must forget Cathy. Mary confides in Cathy, who hates her.

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Episode 068
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#15 - Episode 068

Season 1 - Episode 68 - Aired 4/7/1976

Mary wonders about international conspiracy and makes the morning meal. Cathy and Dennis play games. Mary gets a gift from Dennis, but has nothing to give him, except maybe one thing.

Episode 069
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#16 - Episode 069

Season 1 - Episode 69 - Aired 4/8/1976

Mary can't get out of bed. Muriel gets breakfast from Loretta and an ultimatum from Charlie. Muriel's extortion scheme falls flat off her face.

Episode 070
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#17 - Episode 070

Season 1 - Episode 70 - Aired 4/9/1976

Modern medicine triumphs. Mary thinks she feels great. Charlie and Loretta share another announcement. Muriel wants sympathy - and five thousand dollars.

Episode 071
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#18 - Episode 071

Season 1 - Episode 71 - Aired 4/12/1976

Mary's breakfast is a failure. Loretta's career is a success. Mary attempts to save Cathy from a tragedy with a reading from TV Guide.

Episode 072
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#19 - Episode 072

Season 1 - Episode 72 - Aired 4/13/1976

Sergeant Foley tries the two-timer two-step. Loretta warms up for her Hollywood debut. Charlie counts toes and ends up a father.

Episode 073
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#20 - Episode 073

Season 1 - Episode 73 - Aired 4/14/1976

The Haggers say "hooray for Hollywood." Mary denies her sister's wedding day wish for the sake of cholesterol. Charlie makes plans for a VIP tour. Mary wonders if Loretta will forget.

Episode 074
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#21 - Episode 074

Season 1 - Episode 74 - Aired 4/15/1976

Mary has hopes for Loretta's success. Mary's emergency is a job for Otto Feurenbach. Charlie and Loretta are in a room that's not green.

Episode 075
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#22 - Episode 075

Season 1 - Episode 75 - Aired 4/16/1976

It's Loretta's big day on the Dinah show and all goes great until she commits a shocking blooper.

Episode 076
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#23 - Episode 076

Season 1 - Episode 76 - Aired 4/19/1976

Loretta's TV coverage is more complete than expected. Mary really needs her doctor - so she gets put on hold. Martha makes a confession. Tom gets an unexpected escort.

Episode 077
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#24 - Episode 077

Season 1 - Episode 77 - Aired 4/20/1976

Mary and Cathy are going crazy. Roberta has no need to scream when Dennis gives back the key. Sergeant Foley threatens to set a date, if Mary won't.

Episode 078
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#25 - Episode 078

Season 1 - Episode 78 - Aired 4/21/1976

Mary urges Tom to read bumper stickers - for the sake of his family. Dennis invites Roberta to an open marriage. Mary calls the police, but doesn't want to get involved.