The BEST Episodes of Schitt's Creek
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Aug 19, 2019
The series centers on a formerly filthy rich video store magnate Johnny Rose, his soap star wife Moira, and their two kids, über-hipster son David and socialite daughter Alexis, who suddenly find themselves broke. They are forced to live in Schitt's Creek, a small depressing town they once bought as a joke.
#1 - Grad Night
Season 3 - Episode 13
Johnny and Stevie celebrate having a fully booked hotel; David and Patrick go on a date.
#2 - Singles Week
Season 4 - Episode 12
As Singles Week gets underway, Jocelyn has her baby. Patrick takes his relationship with David to the next level.
#4 - Happy Anniversary
Season 2 - Episode 13
Johnny and Moira go out for their anniversary and run into a couple they knew from their former life, while Alexis and David attend Mutt’s annual barn party, making up with some friends, and making out with others.
#5 - Open Mic
Season 4 - Episode 6
David and Patrick throw an open mic to promote their shop; David gets nervous when Patrick states he will be performing. Johnny and Alexis rebrand the motel, but Stevie fears they are overexpanding. Moira tries to keep secret the gender of the Schitts' new baby.
#6 - The Hike
Season 5 - Episode 13
Patrick and David go on a romantic hike. Everyone panics over Johnny's health scare.
#7 - Friends and Family
Season 3 - Episode 12
Johnny and Moira struggle to find a place for their family portrait. David hosts a 'soft launch' of his new store.
#8 - Stop Saying Lice!
Season 3 - Episode 11
Johnny tries to stop the spread of lice. Moira tries to get out of having a garden named after her.
#9 - The Affair
Season 3 - Episode 9
Moira and Roland find themselves in a compromising situation. Alexis drives a wedge between David and Patrick.
#10 - Meet the Parents
Season 5 - Episode 11
While in town for the surprise party, Patrick's parents get a surprise of their own. Moira gets coaxed into going to a soap opera convention with Alexis.
#11 - The Throuple
Season 3 - Episode 2
David and Stevie must come to terms with their new relationship, while Alexis and Moira become anxious when they schedule a rare mother/daughter lunch.
#12 - Opening Night
Season 3 - Episode 1
Johnny struggles to find a new purpose, while Moira must confront the harsh realities of local politics.
#13 - The Olive Branch
Season 4 - Episode 9
David tries to reconcile with Patrick. Moira pitches a singles event at Town Hall while Johnny buys Stevie a gift for her help at the motel.
#14 - New Car
Season 3 - Episode 3
Johnny and Moira try to get a deal on a used car while David helps Stevie put her great aunt to rest.
#15 - Lawn Signs
Season 2 - Episode 12
Some of Moira's lawn signs are missing, David and Alexis try to get David's boss out of trouble.
#16 - Motel Review
Season 3 - Episode 8
David meets a new friend while setting up his business, Johnny defends Alexis’s schoolwork, and Moira deals with a difficult guest at the motel.
#17 - The Rollout
Season 4 - Episode 11
Moira tries to avoid jury duty and David issues a recall on a Rose Apothecary product that causes rashes.
#18 - The Hospies
Season 5 - Episode 8
Johnny and Stevie attend the regional hospitality awards, while Moira does everything in her power to stop Alexis from auditioning for Cabaret.
#19 - Driving Test
Season 3 - Episode 4
Johnny and Moira worry about the future of the motel and David panics at the thought of retaking his driving test.
#20 - The Roast
Season 5 - Episode 12
Johnny fills in for Moira at the annual Mayor’s Roast, as David distracts Moira from finding out that Stevie and Patrick have been taking private dance lessons.
#21 - The Barbecue
Season 4 - Episode 7
David and Moira hold a party for Patrick, but David worries about how his family would adversely affect Patrick. Alexis investigates with help a mysterious text from Ted.
#22 - General Store
Season 3 - Episode 7
David plans a new business venture, while Alexis adjusts to her first day at school.
#23 - The Plant
Season 5 - Episode 3
Alexis and Johnny hatch a plan to impress a motel reviewer, while David and Patrick search for a new apartment.
#24 - Housewarming
Season 5 - Episode 5
David and Patrick throw a housewarming party and Ted finally lets loose, while Johnny and Moira try their best to babysit Roland Jr. for the evening.
#25 - RIP Moira Rose
Season 4 - Episode 5
A rumor appears on line that Moira died; Roland asks Johnny to be the godfather of his child.