The BEST episodes of Horrible Histories (2009) season 2

Every episode of Horrible Histories (2009) season 2, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Horrible Histories (2009) season 2!

Sketches, cartoons and quizzes liberally splattered with blood and gore, based on the books published by Scholastic.

Last Updated: 12/18/2024Network: CBBCStatus: Continuing

7.33

45 votes

#1 - Episode 10

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 7/6/2010

King Charles I sends someone else to get married for him, a new recruit regrets joining the Georgian army, and Queen Cleopatra reveals her weird beauty secrets.

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7.32

40 votes

#2 - Episode 11

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 7/13/2010

Barmy Roman emperor Caligula fails to invade Britain so collects seashells instead, King Henry VIII plays tennis while Anne Boleyn is executed, and some naughty Saxon monks throw a funky party.

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7.31

58 votes

#3 - Episode 1

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/31/2010

A prank-loving emperor hosts a dinner party on Roman Come Dine with Me, the Durham Home Guard injure themselves while learning first aid, and the Viking rock band paint the town red... literally.

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7.24

55 votes

#4 - Episode 2

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/1/2010

A pirate captain regrets stealing a herd of seasick cows, a Georgian sportsman invents a whole new way of boxing, King Charles II raps about his party lifestyle, and the Georgian army goes to war against a bunch of naughty schoolboys.

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7.23

43 votes

#5 - Episode 8

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/22/2010

Some Vikings attack a monastery but can't remember why, a peasant gets a posh makeover on Georgian Fashion Fix, Crimewatch BC tries to solve the murder of Julius Caesar, and prepare to be confused by the Egyptian Hieroglyphics song.

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7.23

43 votes

#6 - Episode 12

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 7/20/2010

Ug and Grunt demonstrate how to paint like a caveman, some silly World War Two codebreakers forget their own code, and Henry VIII challenges the King of France to a wrestlemania-style smackdown!

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7.22

49 votes

#7 - Episode 3

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/2/2010

In Ancient Greece, it's time for Spartan High School Musical, a jester breaks bad news to Henry VIII using armpit raspberries, learn how to stay fit with the Caveman Workout, and Roman emperor Nero stars in a (not very) romantic movie.

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7.22

46 votes

#8 - Episode 4

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/3/2010

Britain's greatest sailor, Admiral Nelson, turns out to be horribly seasick, two doctors from the Middle Ages argue over how to treat a patient, discover the many uses for an Incan llama, and the World War 2 Girls sing about Girl Power on the Home Front.

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7.19

47 votes

#9 - Episode 6

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/8/2010

The Ug and Ugio families go head to head on Stone Age Family Fortunes, mad King George III's doctors are even madder than he is, and Emperor Elagabalus launches his pranktastic Roman lottery.

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7.15

47 votes

#10 - Episode 5

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/4/2010

An Incan kid has the worst birthday ever, a Roman farmer meets a door-to-door poo salesman, and King George IV embarks on a solo musical career.

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7.14

42 votes

#11 - Episode 9

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/29/2010

The Stuarts are confused by the newly-discovered drink of tea, a Viking funeral ends in a massive fight, a child evacuated in the Blitz thinks farm animals are monsters, and some cowboys sing about life in the Wild West.

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7.11

44 votes

#12 - Episode 7

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/15/2010

Joan of Arc gets a visit from a confused angel, a pirate captain tries to make his crew dress like ladies, and Mrs Celt enjoys being a Roman on Historical Wife Swap.

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0.00

0 votes

#13 - Episode 13

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 7/25/2011

A compilation of the songs from the season, featuring Spartan High School Musical, the Viking Rock Band, punky Queen Boudica, Incan emperor Pachacuti, the posh rapping of Charles II, Blackbeard the Pirate, George IV going solo, the Victorian Inventions song, and the World War 2 Girls.

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