The WORST episodes of Horrible Histories (2009)

Every episode of Horrible Histories (2009) ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Horrible Histories (2009)!

Sketches, cartoons and quizzes liberally splattered with blood and gore, based on the books published by Scholastic.

Last Updated: 4/13/2024Network: CBBCStatus: Continuing
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Bewitching Books
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#1 - Bewitching Books

Season 10 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/7/2024

Comedian and children’s author Rosie Jones is here to help Rattus choose his World Book Day outfit, and discover the gory details behind some favourite children's books!

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Episode 13
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#2 - Episode 13

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 7/25/2011

A compilation of the songs from the season, featuring Spartan High School Musical, the Viking Rock Band, punky Queen Boudica, Incan emperor Pachacuti, the posh rapping of Charles II, Blackbeard the Pirate, George IV going solo, the Victorian Inventions song, and the World War 2 Girls.

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Smash Hit Songs
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#3 - Smash Hit Songs

Season 9 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/25/2022

Rattus has an idea that might make him millions – he is going to launch a streaming service. However, to make Ratify a success, he is going to need some great songs from history.

Cursed Careers
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#4 - Cursed Careers

Season 9 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/18/2022

Rattus considers a career change, and luckily he has the whole of history to look through for ideas. Could he be an inventor like Babbage, or is the pirate life for him?

Henry And Liz's Family Face-Off
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#5 - Henry And Liz's Family Face-Off

Season 9 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/11/2022

Tudors King Henry VIII and daughter Queen Elizabeth I bicker about who was the best ruler.

Radical Renaissance
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#6 - Radical Renaissance

Season 10 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/16/2024

Legendary artists Da Vinci and Michelangelo are the guides for a journey through one of history’s most creative, and sometimes weirdest, periods.

Hideous Homes
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#7 - Hideous Homes

Season 10 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/2/2024

From how Henry VIII had the most comfortable poo possible, to finding out which bit of his house Charles Dickens called The Demon - take a tour of horrible homes through history.

Gruesome Gunpowder Plot
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#8 - Gruesome Gunpowder Plot

Season 10 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/3/2023

Horrible Histories presents the sometimes-ludicrous story of Guy Fawkes and the Gunpowder Plot.

Ruinous Rivals
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#9 - Ruinous Rivals

Season 10 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/9/2024

From warring brothers to farting mothers, Horrible Histories presents some of the biggest, best and worst rivalries throughout time. Guest starring Rosie Jones, Fred Sirieix and Rob Rinder.

Gory Greek Myths
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#10 - Gory Greek Myths

Season 10 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/23/2024

From trojan horses to sirens, Horrible Histories presents mythical mayhem - Greek style!

Banging Bling
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#11 - Banging Bling

Season 9 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/21/2022

From Henry VIII's wine fountain, to Empress Dowager's marble boat, Horrible Histories talks money, jewellery and untold treasures.

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Formidable Florence Nightingale
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#12 - Formidable Florence Nightingale

Season 7 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/8/2018

There is much more to Florence Nightingale than being 'The Lady with the Lamp'. We follow Florence as she embarks on her journey to help the soldiers in the Crimean War, and in doing so changes the world of nursing forever. Not to mention her obsession with unusually named cats.

Holly H Song Special
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#13 - Holly H Song Special

Season 8 - Episode 13 - Aired 7/20/2020

Social media star Holly H is Rattus’ guest as he launches his own radio station, BBC Radio Number Two, and plays a selection of musical greatest hits from the series.

Fantastic Firsts Special
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#14 - Fantastic Firsts Special

Season 8 - Episode 14 - Aired 7/27/2020

A special show featuring some of history's greatest firsts, including the first ever library, Olympic Games, people on the moon and rat roller-skating on TV!

Beastly Bodily Functions Special
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#15 - Beastly Bodily Functions Special

Season 8 - Episode 15 - Aired 8/3/2020

Doctors Chris and Xand van Tulleken join Rattus for a selection of old and new sketches relating to bodies.

Black British History
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#16 - Black British History

Season 9 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/30/2021

Horrible Histories charts the contribution of Black people to British life throughout history. How did African soldiers come to be guarding Hadrian’s Wall? Why was a West African diver asked to help salvage Henry VIII's ship, the Mary Rose? And the actor Ira Aldridge tells us how he came to leave New York to find fame in 19th-century England.

Protesting with Pankhurst
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#17 - Protesting with Pankhurst

Season 9 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/19/2021

Protests about inequality or environmental damage are common today, but how have people protested in the past? Emmeline Pankhurst is our guide through this history of protest.

Gruesome Guide to Growing Up
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#18 - Gruesome Guide to Growing Up

Season 9 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/7/2021

Life wasn’t always fun for children in the past. Horrible Histories delves into the not-so-easy lives of children throughout history, from the strict parenting of ancient civilisations, to the terrible fights the young King Louis XIV had with his little brother - even weeing on each other's beds! And find out just why Henry VIII was so keen for his son Edward VI to stay inside.

Foul Feasting
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#19 - Foul Feasting

Season 9 - Episode 7 - Aired 1/7/2022

Horrible Histories serves up the history of foul feasting, from Stone Age lentils to Queen Victoria’s anti-fart bread.

Infectious Influencers
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#20 - Infectious Influencers

Season 9 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/14/2022

From Cleopatra's hairdo to Elizabeth I's flushing loo, meet history's biggest influencers.

Diabolical Daily Life
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#21 - Diabolical Daily Life

Season 9 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/28/2022

Daily routines throughout history, from waking in Ancient Egypt to Medieval Loo Man.

Monstrous Myths
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#22 - Monstrous Myths

Season 9 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/4/2022

Count Rattula looks at history's greatest myths and monsters.

Foul Football
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#23 - Foul Football

Season 10 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/19/2023

Legendary Lioness Jill Scott joins Rattus to look at the history of the beautiful game, including Shakespearean mentions, women’s football being banned and coffins on the pitch!

The Chaotic Civil War
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#24 - The Chaotic Civil War

Season 10 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/1/2024

Take a journey through one of the weirdest, wildest periods in English history, featuring the only time that a king has been tried and executed for treason!

NHS 75th Birthday Special
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#25 - NHS 75th Birthday Special

Season 10 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/5/2023

How did the NHS come into being? When was the first kidney transplant? Is half a chicken actually a cure for anything? Find out as comedian and former psychiatric nurse Jo Brand joins Rattus to host a special episode in honour of the NHS's 75th birthday.