The BEST episodes of Crank Yankers season 2
Every episode of Crank Yankers season 2, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Crank Yankers season 2!
Yankerville's puppet citizens -- voiced by celebrities and stand-up comedians -- make real calls to real people, whether they like it or not. They make all the crank phone calls you wish you'd made when you were a kid.

#1 - Jimmy Kimmel & Gilbert Gottfried
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 10/7/2003
Bobby Fletcher needs a loan, Elmer can't get out of his bed, Niles Standish needs a new suit, Arthur Johnson gets even, Ken calls a pharmacy, George Zucco Plans a family event.
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#2 - Robert Smigel & Adam Carolla
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 10/21/2003
Elmer is having technical problems, Adam and Dr. Drew make a best of show for the holidays, Larson calls about a house sitting, George Zucco wants to rent a tape, Agent Tierney issues an odd citation, Adam and Dr. Drew reach out to their listeners, Gladys calls a store.
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#3 - Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla
Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 11/4/2003
Elmer checks his lucky numbers, Dr. Mark Premise looks for love, Birchum applies for a job, Dick Rodgers has a personal revelation, Kevin & Katie call a Butcher Shop, Gladys has some concerns about her son, and Tony Deloge books a speaking engagement,
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#4 - Adam Carolla & David Alan Grier
Season 2 - Episode 25 - Aired 3/9/2004
Tobias gives a free reading, Jim bugs a Pizza Place, Chip fights racism, Ed needs piano lessons, Elmer has a Birthday, and The Truth wants to be a Sportscaster.
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Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 2/17/2004
Bobby and Billy Fletcher call to make a reservation at a restaurant and Hadassah receives a sexually suggestive toy from her mother.
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#6 - Wanda Sykes & Bobcat Goldthwait
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/8/2003
Gladys' kids super glue her butt to a toilet seat. Steven calls a talent agency and only does Bobcat Goldthwait impressions.
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#7 - Adam Carolla & Jim Florentine
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/15/2003
A blind Stripper applies for college. Birchum wants to get swimming lessons for his conjoined kids at the YMCA.
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#8 - Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/4/2003
Elmer needs a gift for his wife so he buys anal beads. Special Ed wants to buy a CD with a certain song on it.
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#9 - Wanda Sykes & Robert Schimmel
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/11/2003
Spoon Love needs karate lessons before he goes back to jail. Gladys finds a pornography cassette of her sons.
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#10 - Snoop Dogg & Kevin Nealon
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/18/2003
Guest star Snoop Dogg calls to run for public office. And Haddassah gets harassed by a salesperson.
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#11 - Wanda Sykes & Kevin Nealon
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 9/23/2003
Gladys Murphy calls volunteering for conjugal visits, Elmer needs a dentist, Bobby Fletcher wants a new best friend, Dr. Premise can’t speak, Niles Standish is getting married, Ken is stuck in the restroom.
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#12 - Bob Odenkirk & Fred Armisen
Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 11/11/2003
Niles Standish calls about a new hobby, Samir is throwing a party, Clay calls looking for a gift for his girlfriend, Terence needs a new pair of boots for Hall and Oates, Cammie calls a Gynecologist's office.
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#13 - Seth Green & Jamie Kennedy
Season 2 - Episode 27 - Aired 3/23/2004
Birchum makes Funeral arrangements, Marcia wants to enroll her son in Pre-School, Gene wants to get in shape, Elmer calls with a safety concern, Travis needs some clothes for his Wife, and Ezekiel Magoo takes a stand.
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#14 - Wanda Sykes & Adam Carolla
Season 2 - Episode 28 - Aired 3/30/2004
Gladys develops a negative attitude, Katie wants a job at a Grocery Store, Tobias predicts the future, Niles needs a Dentist, Bobby needs a new job, Foreign guy books a Cruise, Vote for Tony Deloge, and a Prank Call Blooper.
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Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 5/6/2003
Special Ed goes out to the ballgame; a sleazy professor calls a co-ed.
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#16 - Jeff Garlin & Gilbert Gottfried
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/25/2003
George Zucco has swelling testicles. And Bobby hits an innocent bystander then shoots him.
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#17 - David Alan Grier & Jeff Garlin
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 10/28/2003
Birchum needs kids to work around the house, Cammie wants a deal on a rental car, Special Ed likes Donkey Kong, Helen Higgins calls about a film she dropped off, Jeff calls looking for a toy, Concierge gives wake up calls to random hotel room, Danny needs an engagement ring.
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#18 - Fred Armisen & Kevin Nealon
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/1/2003
Hadassah has a perfume rash on her vagina. OCD Ken gets "trapped" in a bathroom and needs someone to repeatedly hit the pound key. And Special Ed calls a farm to tell them knock knock jokes but just pisses one of the farmers off.
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#19 - Adam Carolla & Dr. Drew Pinsky
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/22/2003
Bobby Fletcher calls a country store to complain about expired grape soda that keeps making him belch. Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Pinsky talk hip-hop.
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#20 - Jimmy Kimmel & David Alan Grier
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/29/2003
Elmer calls about a gay cruise.
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#21 - Jim Florentine & Kathy Griffin
Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 11/18/2003
Sonny calls delivering a singing phone-a-gram, Katie wants a credit card, Bobby Fletcher calls a retirement home looking for acting talent, Asha gets an unexpected delivery, Elmer plans a reunion., Maria calls about getting some plastic surgery for her 11 year old daughter, Ed calls a man asking if he knows any special people.
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#22 - Kevin Nealon & Wanda Sykes
Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 2/17/2004
Bobby needs a locksmith, Gladys calls a breast feeding expert, Terrence needs help with his new boss, Ken calls wanting to hire a bodyguard, Cammie teaches teens about Sex, Ray needs some language lessons.
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#23 - Jamie Kennedy & David Alan Grier
Season 2 - Episode 23 - Aired 2/24/2004
Birchum calls a Private Investigator,Wally Calls an Exterminator, Stompie Wants to have fun, Hadassah gets a new job.
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#24 - Wanda Sykes & Kevin Nealon
Season 2 - Episode 24 - Aired 3/2/2004
Niles calls with a complaint, Jack wants to buy a used car, Gladys wrestles with doing the right thing, Kevin wants a new playmate, Theo calls hoping to adopt some kittens.
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#25 - Jimmy Kimmel & Fred Armisen
Season 2 - Episode 30 - Aired 4/13/2004
Katie's having a party, Terrence is looking for new artwork, Sonny Tanning delivers a singing Phone-O-Gram, Birchum needs some able bodies, Chip Le Las Comiquitas, Bobby wants to lose some weight, and Hadassah desperately needs a Plumber.
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