Crank Yankers

The BEST episodes of Crank Yankers

Every episode of Crank Yankers ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Crank Yankers!

Yankerville's puppet citizens -- voiced by celebrities and stand-up comedians -- make real calls to real people, whether they like it or not. They make all the crank phone calls you wish you'd made when you were a kid.

Last Updated: 8/7/2022Network: Comedy Central
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Jimmy Kimmel & Gilbert Gottfried
star
10.00
1 votes

#1 - Jimmy Kimmel & Gilbert Gottfried

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 10/7/2003

Bobby Fletcher needs a loan, Elmer can't get out of his bed, Niles Standish needs a new suit, Arthur Johnson gets even, Ken calls a pharmacy, George Zucco Plans a family event.

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Wanda Sykes & Bobcat Goldthwait
star
9.00
2 votes

#2 - Wanda Sykes & Bobcat Goldthwait

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/8/2003

Gladys' kids super glue her butt to a toilet seat. Steven calls a talent agency and only does Bobcat Goldthwait impressions.

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Robert Smigel & Adam Carolla
star
9.00
1 votes

#3 - Robert Smigel & Adam Carolla

Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 10/21/2003

Elmer is having technical problems, Adam and Dr. Drew make a best of show for the holidays, Larson calls about a house sitting, George Zucco wants to rent a tape, Agent Tierney issues an odd citation, Adam and Dr. Drew reach out to their listeners, Gladys calls a store.

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Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla
star
9.00
1 votes

#4 - Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla

Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 11/4/2003

Elmer checks his lucky numbers, Dr. Mark Premise looks for love, Birchum applies for a job, Dick Rodgers has a personal revelation, Kevin & Katie call a Butcher Shop, Gladys has some concerns about her son, and Tony Deloge books a speaking engagement,

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Adam Carolla & David Alan Grier
star
9.00
1 votes

#5 - Adam Carolla & David Alan Grier

Season 2 - Episode 25 - Aired 3/9/2004

Tobias gives a free reading, Jim bugs a Pizza Place, Chip fights racism, Ed needs piano lessons, Elmer has a Birthday, and The Truth wants to be a Sportscaster.

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Lil Jon, Sarah Silverman
star
9.00
2 votes

#6 - Lil Jon, Sarah Silverman

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/9/2007

"Lil Jon Hires a Backup Musician" "Chip is Moving" "Andy Milonakis Calls His Neighbors" "Incoming Call: Bobby's Roommate Needs to Use the Phone" "Hadassah Calls Mall Security" "Terrence Books An Appointment for Jessica Simpson" Hadassah Follow-up

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Eminem & Sarah Silverman
star
9.00
1 votes

#7 - Eminem & Sarah Silverman

Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 2/17/2004

Bobby and Billy Fletcher call to make a reservation at a restaurant and Hadassah receives a sexually suggestive toy from her mother.

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Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla
star
8.92
12 votes

#8 - Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/28/2002

Karl Malone wants Beanie Babies. Danny calls a caterer. Elmer lodges a complaint to the cable company about what he saw on TV. Birchum calls for a moving company. And Haddassah calls the Department of Waste.

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Wanda Sykes & Robert Schimmel
star
8.67
3 votes

#9 - Wanda Sykes & Robert Schimmel

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/11/2003

Spoon Love needs karate lessons before he goes back to jail. Gladys finds a pornography cassette of her sons.

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Tracy Morgan & Jimmy Kimmel
star
8.67
3 votes

#10 - Tracy Morgan & Jimmy Kimmel

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/23/2005

Birchum has an insect problem, and Spoonie Luv promotes his homemade porn videos.

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Adam Carolla & Jim Florentine
star
8.50
2 votes

#11 - Adam Carolla & Jim Florentine

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/15/2003

A blind Stripper applies for college. Birchum wants to get swimming lessons for his conjoined kids at the YMCA.

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Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla
star
8.50
4 votes

#12 - Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/10/2004

The Truth needs to hire a P.I.; Sonny Tanning calls a nursing home.

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Eminem & Tracy Morgan
star
8.50
2 votes

#13 - Eminem & Tracy Morgan

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/14/2004

Hadassah buys the wrong handbag, and Special Ed and his friend Special Eminem try to go bowling.

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Tracy Morgan & Jimmy Kimmel
star
8.33
6 votes

#14 - Tracy Morgan & Jimmy Kimmel

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/2/2005

Special Ed wants to join Alcoholics Anonymous, and Spoonie Luv learns a little about peaches.

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David Alan Grier & Dave Attell
star
8.29
14 votes

#15 - David Alan Grier & Dave Attell

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/30/2002

Bobby seeks out a job. Cammie needs computer help. Birtchum loses a fake leg. And Danny is sick.

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Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman
star
8.29
7 votes

#16 - Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/4/2003

Elmer needs a gift for his wife so he buys anal beads. Special Ed wants to buy a CD with a certain song on it.

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Tracy Morgan, Kevin Nealon & Adam Carolla
star
8.29
7 votes

#17 - Tracy Morgan, Kevin Nealon & Adam Carolla

Season 5 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/15/2020

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Dane Cook, Chamillionaire
star
8.25
4 votes

#18 - Dane Cook, Chamillionaire

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/23/2007

"Chamillionaire Gets Sued" "Chip Calls a Plastic Surgeon" "Maverick Has a Bone to Pick" "Terrence Books a Limo for His Client" "The Concierge Offer an Apology" "Jack Larson is Worried About His Dog"

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Wanda Sykes & Sarah Silverman
star
8.25
4 votes

#19 - Wanda Sykes & Sarah Silverman

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/19/2005

Murray complains about a traumatic restaurant experience, and Hadassah needs cooking advice on a special night.

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Jason Schwartzman & David Alan Grier
star
8.20
5 votes

#20 - Jason Schwartzman & David Alan Grier

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/9/2005

Terrence casts a reality show; Hadassah develops a sentimental attachment to someone else's lost wallet.

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Jimmy Kimmel & Wanda Sykes
star
8.15
13 votes

#21 - Jimmy Kimmel & Wanda Sykes

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/23/2002

Spoonie calls a country club for tee time but they don't have tee time. Niles needs a healthcare giver. And Elmer needs some hearing aids.

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Kevin Nealon & Super Dave Osborne
star
8.11
9 votes

#22 - Kevin Nealon & Super Dave Osborne

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/21/2002

Spoonie wants hot girls. Helen calls a grocery store. OCD Ken wants love. And Terrence calls Subway.

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Denis Leary & Sarah Silverman
star
8.10
20 votes

#23 - Denis Leary & Sarah Silverman

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/9/2002

Blind stripper Cammie wants to join a strip club but is denied. Spoonie Luv(From Up Above) wants to send flowers and asks for inappropriate things to be written on the card. Denis Leary's friend's pet is a problem pet. And Special Ed's got mail and finds out he's got lower standerds because he uses "I Got Mail".

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Snoop Dogg & Kevin Nealon
star
8.00
3 votes

#24 - Snoop Dogg & Kevin Nealon

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/18/2003

Guest star Snoop Dogg calls to run for public office. And Haddassah gets harassed by a salesperson.

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Jimmy Kimmel & David Alan Grier
star
8.00
3 votes

#25 - Jimmy Kimmel & David Alan Grier

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/29/2003

Elmer calls about a gay cruise.

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