The BEST Episodes of Crank Yankers

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Feb 4, 2020

Network: Comedy Central

Yankerville's puppet citizens -- voiced by celebrities and stand-up comedians -- make real calls to real people, whether they like it or not. They make all the crank phone calls you wish you'd made when you were a kid.

Wanda Sykes & Robert Schimmel

#1 - Wanda Sykes & Robert Schimmel

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Mar 11, 2003

Spoon Love needs karate lessons before he goes back to jail. Gladys finds a pornography cassette of her sons.

star 10.00
1 votes
Wanda Sykes & Bobcat Goldthwait

#2 - Wanda Sykes & Bobcat Goldthwait

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Apr 8, 2003

Gladys' kids super glue her butt to a toilet seat. Steven calls a talent agency and only does Bobcat Goldthwait impressions.

star 10.00
1 votes
Adam Carolla & Jim Florentine

#3 - Adam Carolla & Jim Florentine

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Apr 15, 2003

A blind Stripper applies for college. Birchum wants to get swimming lessons for his conjoined kids at the YMCA.

star 10.00
1 votes
Lil Jon, Sarah Silverman

#4 - Lil Jon, Sarah Silverman

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired Feb 9, 2007

"Lil Jon Hires a Backup Musician" "Chip is Moving" "Andy Milonakis Calls His Neighbors" "Incoming Call: Bobby's Roommate Needs to Use the Phone" "Hadassah Calls Mall Security" "Terrence Books An Appointment for Jessica Simpson" Hadassah Follow-up

star 10.00
1 votes
Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla

#5 - Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Jul 28, 2002

Karl Malone wants Beanie Babies. Danny calls a caterer. Elmer lodges a complaint to the cable company about what he saw on TV. Birchum calls for a moving company. And Haddassah calls the Department of Waste.

star 9.00
10 votes
Jimmy Kimmel & David Alan Grier

#6 - Jimmy Kimmel & David Alan Grier

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Apr 29, 2003

Elmer calls about a gay cruise.

star 9.00
2 votes
Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla

#7 - Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired Aug 10, 2004

The Truth needs to hire a P.I.; Sonny Tanning calls a nursing home.

star 9.00
3 votes
Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman

#8 - Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Mar 4, 2003

Elmer needs a gift for his wife so he buys anal beads. Special Ed wants to buy a CD with a certain song on it.

star 8.75
4 votes
Tracy Morgan & Jimmy Kimmel

#9 - Tracy Morgan & Jimmy Kimmel

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired Feb 23, 2005

Special Ed tries to get the alcohol monkey off his back; Rudy learns about breast feeding.

star 8.67
3 votes
Dave Chappelle, Seth Green

#10 - Dave Chappelle, Seth Green

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired Mar 2, 2007

"Special Ed Has a Bug Problem" "Francis Wants to Give Awards to His Team" "Wayne McClammy Calls a Cattle Ranch" "Elmer Feels Violated" "Birchum Calls A Dog Walker" "Bobby Calls a Tanning Salon" "Russel Has High Hopes for a Prank"

star 8.50
2 votes
David Alan Grier & Dave Attell

#11 - David Alan Grier & Dave Attell

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Jun 30, 2002

Bobby seeks out a job. Cammie needs computer help. Birtchum loses a fake leg. And Danny is sick.

star 8.38
13 votes
Jimmy Kimmel & Wanda Sykes

#12 - Jimmy Kimmel & Wanda Sykes

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Jun 23, 2002

Spoonie calls a country club for tee time but they don't have tee time. Niles needs a healthcare giver. And Elmer needs some hearing aids.

star 8.36
11 votes
Wu Tang Clan

#13 - Wu Tang Clan

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Jun 16, 2002

Shavin books a room for the Wu Tang Clan. Haddassah wants to be a nanny. Rob's friend(who's deaf) wants to call a phone sex line. And Elmer keeps finding chicken beaks in his dinner.

star 8.33
12 votes
Jeff Garlin & Gilbert Gottfried

#14 - Jeff Garlin & Gilbert Gottfried

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Mar 25, 2003

George Zucco has swelling testicles. And Bobby hits an innocent bystander then shoots him.

star 8.33
3 votes
Jason Schwartzman & David Alan Grier

#15 - Jason Schwartzman & David Alan Grier

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired Feb 9, 2005

Terrence casts a reality show; Hadassah develops a sentimental attachment to someone else's lost wallet.

star 8.33
3 votes
Denis Leary & Sarah Silverman

#16 - Denis Leary & Sarah Silverman

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Jun 9, 2002

Blind stripper Cammie wants to join a strip club but is denied. Spoonie Luv(From Up Above) wants to send flowers and asks for inappropriate things to be written on the card. Denis Leary's friend's pet is a problem pet. And Special Ed's got mail and finds out he's got lower standerds because he uses "I Got Mail".

star 8.18
17 votes
Kevin Nealon & Super Dave Osborne

#17 - Kevin Nealon & Super Dave Osborne

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Jul 21, 2002

Spoonie wants hot girls. Helen calls a grocery store. OCD Ken wants love. And Terrence calls Subway.

star 8.13
8 votes
Dane Cook & Sarah Silverman

#18 - Dane Cook & Sarah Silverman

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Aug 4, 2002

Spoonie orders flowers. Gene Winterbuck makes a call to a library. Haddassah catches crabs. And someone took a pee on Elmer's house.

star 8.00
7 votes
David Alan Grier & Jeff Garlin

#19 - David Alan Grier & Jeff Garlin

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired Oct 28, 2003

Birchum needs kids to work around the house, Cammie wants a deal on a rental car, Special Ed likes Donkey Kong, Helen Higgins calls about a film she dropped off, Jeff calls looking for a toy, Concierge gives wake up calls to random hotel room, Danny needs an engagement ring.

star 8.00
1 votes
Tracy Morgan & Jimmy Kimmel

#20 - Tracy Morgan & Jimmy Kimmel

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired Feb 2, 2005

Special Ed wants to join Alcoholics Anonymous, and Spoonie Luv learns a little about peaches.

star 8.00
4 votes
Susie Essman & Jim Florentine

#21 - Susie Essman & Jim Florentine

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Jul 7, 2002

Niles wants invitations for an ass slaping contest. Tony Deloge wants votes. Helen's son gives her a foul mouthed parrot. And Bobby tries to sign up to be a consulor to help kids on drugs. Also starring The Touchtone Terrorists.

star 7.91
11 votes
Sarah Silverman & Tracy Morgan

#22 - Sarah Silverman & Tracy Morgan

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Jul 14, 2002

Haddassah has a survey. Spoonie's got an idea for greeting cards. Sav macauley is on the Phone Zone. And Bobby accidentally kills his grandfather. Also featuring Ween.

star 7.85
13 votes
Bobby Brown, Wanda Sykes & Kathy Griffin

#23 - Bobby Brown, Wanda Sykes & Kathy Griffin

Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired Dec 11, 2019

Gladys wants to trademark a popular phrase, a cat orders cleaners for his owner's apartment, and Terrence asks Bobby Brown to change his name for Millie Bobby Brown.

star 7.73
11 votes
David Alan Grier, Will Forte & Chelsea Peretti

#24 - David Alan Grier, Will Forte & Chelsea Peretti

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired Nov 6, 2019

An angry girlfriend calls a hat shop to complain about her boyfriend's fedora, The Truth wants to set up a book signing, and Niles Standish has to get rid of some lice.

star 7.63
8 votes
Tiffany Haddish, Roy Wood Jr. & Thomas Lennon

#25 - Tiffany Haddish, Roy Wood Jr. & Thomas Lennon

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired Nov 13, 2019

A woman is furious about her boyfriend's obsession with "Red Dead Redemption," a wannabe performer calls an acting school, and Terrence tries to plan Paris Hilton's wedding.

star 7.63
8 votes