The BEST Episodes of Crank Yankers

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Sep 16, 2020

Network: Comedy Central

Yankerville's puppet citizens -- voiced by celebrities and stand-up comedians -- make real calls to real people, whether they like it or not. They make all the crank phone calls you wish you'd made when you were a kid.

Jimmy Kimmel & Gilbert Gottfried

#1 - Jimmy Kimmel & Gilbert Gottfried

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired Oct 7, 2003

Bobby Fletcher needs a loan, Elmer can't get out of his bed, Niles Standish needs a new suit, Arthur Johnson gets even, Ken calls a pharmacy, George Zucco Plans a family event.

star 10.00
1 votes
Wanda Sykes & Bobcat Goldthwait

#2 - Wanda Sykes & Bobcat Goldthwait

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Apr 8, 2003

Gladys' kids super glue her butt to a toilet seat. Steven calls a talent agency and only does Bobcat Goldthwait impressions.

star 9.00
2 votes
Robert Smigel & Adam Carolla

#3 - Robert Smigel & Adam Carolla

Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired Oct 21, 2003

Elmer is having technical problems, Adam and Dr. Drew make a best of show for the holidays, Larson calls about a house sitting, George Zucco wants to rent a tape, Agent Tierney issues an odd citation, Adam and Dr. Drew reach out to their listeners, Gladys calls a store.

star 9.00
1 votes
Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla

#4 - Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla

Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired Nov 4, 2003

Elmer checks his lucky numbers, Dr. Mark Premise looks for love, Birchum applies for a job, Dick Rodgers has a personal revelation, Kevin & Katie call a Butcher Shop, Gladys has some concerns about her son, and Tony Deloge books a speaking engagement,

star 9.00
1 votes
Adam Carolla & David Alan Grier

#5 - Adam Carolla & David Alan Grier

Season 2 - Episode 25 - Aired Mar 9, 2004

Tobias gives a free reading, Jim bugs a Pizza Place, Chip fights racism, Ed needs piano lessons, Elmer has a Birthday, and The Truth wants to be a Sportscaster.

star 9.00
1 votes
Lil Jon, Sarah Silverman

#6 - Lil Jon, Sarah Silverman

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired Feb 9, 2007

"Lil Jon Hires a Backup Musician" "Chip is Moving" "Andy Milonakis Calls His Neighbors" "Incoming Call: Bobby's Roommate Needs to Use the Phone" "Hadassah Calls Mall Security" "Terrence Books An Appointment for Jessica Simpson" Hadassah Follow-up

star 9.00
2 votes
Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla

#7 - Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Jul 28, 2002

Karl Malone wants Beanie Babies. Danny calls a caterer. Elmer lodges a complaint to the cable company about what he saw on TV. Birchum calls for a moving company. And Haddassah calls the Department of Waste.

star 8.92
12 votes
Wanda Sykes & Sarah Silverman

#8 - Wanda Sykes & Sarah Silverman

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired Jan 19, 2005

Murray complains about a traumatic restaurant experience, and Hadassah needs cooking advice on a special night.

star 8.67
3 votes
Wanda Sykes & Robert Schimmel

#9 - Wanda Sykes & Robert Schimmel

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Mar 11, 2003

Spoon Love needs karate lessons before he goes back to jail. Gladys finds a pornography cassette of her sons.

star 8.50
2 votes
Adam Carolla & Jim Florentine

#10 - Adam Carolla & Jim Florentine

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Apr 15, 2003

A blind Stripper applies for college. Birchum wants to get swimming lessons for his conjoined kids at the YMCA.

star 8.50
2 votes
Bob Odenkirk & Adam Carolla

#11 - Bob Odenkirk & Adam Carolla

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired Aug 31, 2004

Terrence plans a prank for Johnny Knoxville, and Bobby finds a human head.

star 8.50
4 votes
Dane Cook & Kevin Nealon

#12 - Dane Cook & Kevin Nealon

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired Mar 16, 2005

Rudy needs help with his script; Special Ed calls a doughnut shop.

star 8.50
2 votes
Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman

#13 - Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Mar 4, 2003

Elmer needs a gift for his wife so he buys anal beads. Special Ed wants to buy a CD with a certain song on it.

star 8.40
5 votes
Jimmy Kimmel & Kevin Nealon

#14 - Jimmy Kimmel & Kevin Nealon

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired Aug 17, 2004

Niles recruits for a basketball team; Special Ed in space.

star 8.33
3 votes
David Alan Grier & Dave Attell

#15 - David Alan Grier & Dave Attell

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Jun 30, 2002

Bobby seeks out a job. Cammie needs computer help. Birtchum loses a fake leg. And Danny is sick.

star 8.29
14 votes
Denis Leary & Sarah Silverman

#16 - Denis Leary & Sarah Silverman

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Jun 9, 2002

Blind stripper Cammie wants to join a strip club but is denied. Spoonie Luv(From Up Above) wants to send flowers and asks for inappropriate things to be written on the card. Denis Leary's friend's pet is a problem pet. And Special Ed's got mail and finds out he's got lower standerds because he uses "I Got Mail".

star 8.21
19 votes
Jimmy Kimmel & Wanda Sykes

#17 - Jimmy Kimmel & Wanda Sykes

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Jun 23, 2002

Spoonie calls a country club for tee time but they don't have tee time. Niles needs a healthcare giver. And Elmer needs some hearing aids.

star 8.15
13 votes
Kevin Nealon & Super Dave Osborne

#18 - Kevin Nealon & Super Dave Osborne

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Jul 21, 2002

Spoonie wants hot girls. Helen calls a grocery store. OCD Ken wants love. And Terrence calls Subway.

star 8.11
9 votes
Snoop Dogg & Kevin Nealon

#19 - Snoop Dogg & Kevin Nealon

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Mar 18, 2003

Guest star Snoop Dogg calls to run for public office. And Haddassah gets harassed by a salesperson.

star 8.00
3 votes
Jeff Garlin & Gilbert Gottfried

#20 - Jeff Garlin & Gilbert Gottfried

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Mar 25, 2003

George Zucco has swelling testicles. And Bobby hits an innocent bystander then shoots him.

star 8.00
4 votes
Jimmy Kimmel & David Alan Grier

#21 - Jimmy Kimmel & David Alan Grier

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Apr 29, 2003

Elmer calls about a gay cruise.

star 8.00
3 votes
Wanda Sykes & Kevin Nealon

#22 - Wanda Sykes & Kevin Nealon

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired Sep 23, 2003

Gladys Murphy calls volunteering for conjugal visits, Elmer needs a dentist, Bobby Fletcher wants a new best friend, Dr. Premise can’t speak, Niles Standish is getting married, Ken is stuck in the restroom.

star 8.00
1 votes
Seth Green & Jamie Kennedy

#23 - Seth Green & Jamie Kennedy

Season 2 - Episode 27 - Aired Mar 23, 2004

Birchum makes Funeral arrangements, Marcia wants to enroll her son in Pre-School, Gene wants to get in shape, Elmer calls with a safety concern, Travis needs some clothes for his Wife, and Ezekiel Magoo takes a stand.

star 8.00
1 votes
Wanda Sykes & Adam Carolla

#24 - Wanda Sykes & Adam Carolla

Season 2 - Episode 28 - Aired Mar 30, 2004

Gladys develops a negative attitude, Katie wants a job at a Grocery Store, Tobias predicts the future, Niles needs a Dentist, Bobby needs a new job, Foreign guy books a Cruise, Vote for Tony Deloge, and a Prank Call Blooper.

star 8.00
1 votes
Bob Odenkirk & Tracy Morgan

#25 - Bob Odenkirk & Tracy Morgan

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired Mar 9, 2005

Spoonie plans a night out; Elmer searches for the right personal assistant.

star 8.00
5 votes