The BEST Episodes of Crank Yankers
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Feb 4, 2020
Network: Comedy Central
Yankerville's puppet citizens -- voiced by celebrities and stand-up comedians -- make real calls to real people, whether they like it or not. They make all the crank phone calls you wish you'd made when you were a kid.
#1 - Wanda Sykes & Robert Schimmel
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Mar 11, 2003
Spoon Love needs karate lessons before he goes back to jail. Gladys finds a pornography cassette of her sons.
10.00 
#2 - Wanda Sykes & Bobcat Goldthwait
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Apr 8, 2003
Gladys' kids super glue her butt to a toilet seat. Steven calls a talent agency and only does Bobcat Goldthwait impressions.
10.00 
#3 - Adam Carolla & Jim Florentine
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Apr 15, 2003
A blind Stripper applies for college. Birchum wants to get swimming lessons for his conjoined kids at the YMCA.
10.00 
#4 - Lil Jon, Sarah Silverman
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired Feb 9, 2007
"Lil Jon Hires a Backup Musician" "Chip is Moving" "Andy Milonakis Calls His Neighbors" "Incoming Call: Bobby's Roommate Needs to Use the Phone" "Hadassah Calls Mall Security" "Terrence Books An Appointment for Jessica Simpson" Hadassah Follow-up
10.00 
#5 - Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Jul 28, 2002
Karl Malone wants Beanie Babies. Danny calls a caterer. Elmer lodges a complaint to the cable company about what he saw on TV. Birchum calls for a moving company. And Haddassah calls the Department of Waste.
9.00 
#6 - Jimmy Kimmel & David Alan Grier
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Apr 29, 2003
Elmer calls about a gay cruise.
9.00 
#7 - Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired Aug 10, 2004
The Truth needs to hire a P.I.; Sonny Tanning calls a nursing home.
9.00 
#8 - Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Mar 4, 2003
Elmer needs a gift for his wife so he buys anal beads. Special Ed wants to buy a CD with a certain song on it.
8.75 
#9 - Tracy Morgan & Jimmy Kimmel
Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired Feb 23, 2005
Special Ed tries to get the alcohol monkey off his back; Rudy learns about breast feeding.
8.67 
#10 - Dave Chappelle, Seth Green
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired Mar 2, 2007
"Special Ed Has a Bug Problem" "Francis Wants to Give Awards to His Team" "Wayne McClammy Calls a Cattle Ranch" "Elmer Feels Violated" "Birchum Calls A Dog Walker" "Bobby Calls a Tanning Salon" "Russel Has High Hopes for a Prank"
8.50 
#11 - David Alan Grier & Dave Attell
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Jun 30, 2002
Bobby seeks out a job. Cammie needs computer help. Birtchum loses a fake leg. And Danny is sick.
8.38 
#12 - Jimmy Kimmel & Wanda Sykes
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Jun 23, 2002
Spoonie calls a country club for tee time but they don't have tee time. Niles needs a healthcare giver. And Elmer needs some hearing aids.
8.36 
#13 - Wu Tang Clan
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Jun 16, 2002
Shavin books a room for the Wu Tang Clan. Haddassah wants to be a nanny. Rob's friend(who's deaf) wants to call a phone sex line. And Elmer keeps finding chicken beaks in his dinner.
8.33 
#14 - Jeff Garlin & Gilbert Gottfried
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Mar 25, 2003
George Zucco has swelling testicles. And Bobby hits an innocent bystander then shoots him.
8.33 
#15 - Jason Schwartzman & David Alan Grier
Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired Feb 9, 2005
Terrence casts a reality show; Hadassah develops a sentimental attachment to someone else's lost wallet.
8.33 
#16 - Denis Leary & Sarah Silverman
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Jun 9, 2002
Blind stripper Cammie wants to join a strip club but is denied. Spoonie Luv(From Up Above) wants to send flowers and asks for inappropriate things to be written on the card. Denis Leary's friend's pet is a problem pet. And Special Ed's got mail and finds out he's got lower standerds because he uses "I Got Mail".
8.18 
#17 - Kevin Nealon & Super Dave Osborne
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Jul 21, 2002
Spoonie wants hot girls. Helen calls a grocery store. OCD Ken wants love. And Terrence calls Subway.
8.13 
#18 - Dane Cook & Sarah Silverman
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Aug 4, 2002
Spoonie orders flowers. Gene Winterbuck makes a call to a library. Haddassah catches crabs. And someone took a pee on Elmer's house.
8.00 
#19 - David Alan Grier & Jeff Garlin
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired Oct 28, 2003
Birchum needs kids to work around the house, Cammie wants a deal on a rental car, Special Ed likes Donkey Kong, Helen Higgins calls about a film she dropped off, Jeff calls looking for a toy, Concierge gives wake up calls to random hotel room, Danny needs an engagement ring.
8.00 
#20 - Tracy Morgan & Jimmy Kimmel
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired Feb 2, 2005
Special Ed wants to join Alcoholics Anonymous, and Spoonie Luv learns a little about peaches.
8.00 
#21 - Susie Essman & Jim Florentine
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Jul 7, 2002
Niles wants invitations for an ass slaping contest. Tony Deloge wants votes. Helen's son gives her a foul mouthed parrot. And Bobby tries to sign up to be a consulor to help kids on drugs. Also starring The Touchtone Terrorists.
7.91 
#22 - Sarah Silverman & Tracy Morgan
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Jul 14, 2002
Haddassah has a survey. Spoonie's got an idea for greeting cards. Sav macauley is on the Phone Zone. And Bobby accidentally kills his grandfather. Also featuring Ween.
7.85 
#23 - Bobby Brown, Wanda Sykes & Kathy Griffin
Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired Dec 11, 2019
Gladys wants to trademark a popular phrase, a cat orders cleaners for his owner's apartment, and Terrence asks Bobby Brown to change his name for Millie Bobby Brown.
7.73 
#24 - David Alan Grier, Will Forte & Chelsea Peretti
Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired Nov 6, 2019
An angry girlfriend calls a hat shop to complain about her boyfriend's fedora, The Truth wants to set up a book signing, and Niles Standish has to get rid of some lice.
7.63 
#25 - Tiffany Haddish, Roy Wood Jr. & Thomas Lennon
Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired Nov 13, 2019
A woman is furious about her boyfriend's obsession with "Red Dead Redemption," a wannabe performer calls an acting school, and Terrence tries to plan Paris Hilton's wedding.
7.63