The BEST Episodes of Crank Yankers
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: May 31, 2021
Network: Comedy Central
Yankerville's puppet citizens -- voiced by celebrities and stand-up comedians -- make real calls to real people, whether they like it or not. They make all the crank phone calls you wish you'd made when you were a kid.
#1 - Jimmy Kimmel & Gilbert Gottfried
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired Oct 7, 2003
Bobby Fletcher needs a loan, Elmer can't get out of his bed, Niles Standish needs a new suit, Arthur Johnson gets even, Ken calls a pharmacy, George Zucco Plans a family event.
#2 - Wanda Sykes & Bobcat Goldthwait
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Apr 8, 2003
Gladys' kids super glue her butt to a toilet seat. Steven calls a talent agency and only does Bobcat Goldthwait impressions.
#3 - Robert Smigel & Adam Carolla
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired Oct 21, 2003
Elmer is having technical problems, Adam and Dr. Drew make a best of show for the holidays, Larson calls about a house sitting, George Zucco wants to rent a tape, Agent Tierney issues an odd citation, Adam and Dr. Drew reach out to their listeners, Gladys calls a store.
#4 - Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla
Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired Nov 4, 2003
Elmer checks his lucky numbers, Dr. Mark Premise looks for love, Birchum applies for a job, Dick Rodgers has a personal revelation, Kevin & Katie call a Butcher Shop, Gladys has some concerns about her son, and Tony Deloge books a speaking engagement,
#5 - Adam Carolla & David Alan Grier
Season 2 - Episode 25 - Aired Mar 9, 2004
Tobias gives a free reading, Jim bugs a Pizza Place, Chip fights racism, Ed needs piano lessons, Elmer has a Birthday, and The Truth wants to be a Sportscaster.
#6 - Lil Jon, Sarah Silverman
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired Feb 9, 2007
"Lil Jon Hires a Backup Musician" "Chip is Moving" "Andy Milonakis Calls His Neighbors" "Incoming Call: Bobby's Roommate Needs to Use the Phone" "Hadassah Calls Mall Security" "Terrence Books An Appointment for Jessica Simpson" Hadassah Follow-up
#7 - Eminem & Sarah Silverman
Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired Feb 17, 2004
Bobby and Billy Fletcher call to make a reservation at a restaurant and Hadassah receives a sexually suggestive toy from her mother.
#8 - Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Jul 28, 2002
Karl Malone wants Beanie Babies. Danny calls a caterer. Elmer lodges a complaint to the cable company about what he saw on TV. Birchum calls for a moving company. And Haddassah calls the Department of Waste.
#9 - Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Mar 4, 2003
Elmer needs a gift for his wife so he buys anal beads. Special Ed wants to buy a CD with a certain song on it.
#10 - Wanda Sykes & Robert Schimmel
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Mar 11, 2003
Spoon Love needs karate lessons before he goes back to jail. Gladys finds a pornography cassette of her sons.
#11 - Wanda Sykes & Sarah Silverman
Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired Jan 19, 2005
Murray complains about a traumatic restaurant experience, and Hadassah needs cooking advice on a special night.
#12 - Adam Carolla & Jim Florentine
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Apr 15, 2003
A blind Stripper applies for college. Birchum wants to get swimming lessons for his conjoined kids at the YMCA.
#13 - Bob Odenkirk & Adam Carolla
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired Aug 31, 2004
Terrence plans a prank for Johnny Knoxville, and Bobby finds a human head.
#14 - Dane Cook & Kevin Nealon
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired Mar 16, 2005
Rudy needs help with his script; Special Ed calls a doughnut shop.
#15 - Jimmy Kimmel & Kevin Nealon
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired Aug 17, 2004
Niles recruits for a basketball team; Special Ed in space.
#16 - David Alan Grier & Dave Attell
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Jun 30, 2002
Bobby seeks out a job. Cammie needs computer help. Birtchum loses a fake leg. And Danny is sick.
#17 - Denis Leary & Sarah Silverman
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Jun 9, 2002
Blind stripper Cammie wants to join a strip club but is denied. Spoonie Luv(From Up Above) wants to send flowers and asks for inappropriate things to be written on the card. Denis Leary's friend's pet is a problem pet. And Special Ed's got mail and finds out he's got lower standerds because he uses "I Got Mail".
#18 - Jimmy Kimmel & Wanda Sykes
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Jun 23, 2002
Spoonie calls a country club for tee time but they don't have tee time. Niles needs a healthcare giver. And Elmer needs some hearing aids.
#19 - Kevin Nealon & Super Dave Osborne
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Jul 21, 2002
Spoonie wants hot girls. Helen calls a grocery store. OCD Ken wants love. And Terrence calls Subway.
#20 - Snoop Dogg & Kevin Nealon
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Mar 18, 2003
Guest star Snoop Dogg calls to run for public office. And Haddassah gets harassed by a salesperson.
#21 - Jimmy Kimmel & David Alan Grier
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Apr 29, 2003
Elmer calls about a gay cruise.
#22 - Wanda Sykes & Kevin Nealon
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired Sep 23, 2003
Gladys Murphy calls volunteering for conjugal visits, Elmer needs a dentist, Bobby Fletcher wants a new best friend, Dr. Premise can’t speak, Niles Standish is getting married, Ken is stuck in the restroom.
#23 - Seth Green & Jamie Kennedy
Season 2 - Episode 27 - Aired Mar 23, 2004
Birchum makes Funeral arrangements, Marcia wants to enroll her son in Pre-School, Gene wants to get in shape, Elmer calls with a safety concern, Travis needs some clothes for his Wife, and Ezekiel Magoo takes a stand.
#24 - Wanda Sykes & Adam Carolla
Season 2 - Episode 28 - Aired Mar 30, 2004
Gladys develops a negative attitude, Katie wants a job at a Grocery Store, Tobias predicts the future, Niles needs a Dentist, Bobby needs a new job, Foreign guy books a Cruise, Vote for Tony Deloge, and a Prank Call Blooper.
#25 - Bob Odenkirk & Tracy Morgan
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired Mar 9, 2005
Spoonie plans a night out; Elmer searches for the right personal assistant.