The BEST Episodes of Crank Yankers

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Dec 31, 2019

Network: Comedy Central

Yankerville's puppet citizens -- voiced by celebrities and stand-up comedians -- make real calls to real people, whether they like it or not. They make all the crank phone calls you wish you'd made when you were a kid.

Wanda Sykes & Robert Schimmel

#1 - Wanda Sykes & Robert Schimmel

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Mar 11, 2003

Spoon Love needs karate lessons before he goes back to jail. Gladys finds a pornography cassette of her sons.

star 10.00
1 votes
Wanda Sykes & Bobcat Goldthwait

#2 - Wanda Sykes & Bobcat Goldthwait

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Apr 8, 2003

Gladys' kids super glue her butt to a toilet seat. Steven calls a talent agency and only does Bobcat Goldthwait impressions.

star 10.00
1 votes
Adam Carolla & Jim Florentine

#3 - Adam Carolla & Jim Florentine

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Apr 15, 2003

A blind Stripper applies for college. Birchum wants to get swimming lessons for his conjoined kids at the YMCA.

star 10.00
1 votes
Lil Jon, Sarah Silverman

#4 - Lil Jon, Sarah Silverman

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired Feb 9, 2007

"Lil Jon Hires a Backup Musician" "Chip is Moving" "Andy Milonakis Calls His Neighbors" "Incoming Call: Bobby's Roommate Needs to Use the Phone" "Hadassah Calls Mall Security" "Terrence Books An Appointment for Jessica Simpson" Hadassah Follow-up

star 10.00
1 votes
Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla

#5 - Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Jul 28, 2002

Karl Malone wants Beanie Babies. Danny calls a caterer. Elmer lodges a complaint to the cable company about what he saw on TV. Birchum calls for a moving company. And Haddassah calls the Department of Waste.

star 9.00
10 votes
Jimmy Kimmel & David Alan Grier

#6 - Jimmy Kimmel & David Alan Grier

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Apr 29, 2003

Elmer calls about a gay cruise.

star 9.00
2 votes
Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla

#7 - Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired Aug 10, 2004

The Truth needs to hire a P.I.; Sonny Tanning calls a nursing home.

star 9.00
3 votes
Jimmy Kimmel & Wanda Sykes

#8 - Jimmy Kimmel & Wanda Sykes

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Jun 23, 2002

Spoonie calls a country club for tee time but they don't have tee time. Niles needs a healthcare giver. And Elmer needs some hearing aids.

star 8.80
10 votes
Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman

#9 - Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Mar 4, 2003

Elmer needs a gift for his wife so he buys anal beads. Special Ed wants to buy a CD with a certain song on it.

star 8.75
4 votes
Tracy Morgan & Jimmy Kimmel

#10 - Tracy Morgan & Jimmy Kimmel

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired Feb 23, 2005

Special Ed tries to get the alcohol monkey off his back; Rudy learns about breast feeding.

star 8.67
3 votes
Dave Chappelle, Seth Green

#11 - Dave Chappelle, Seth Green

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired Mar 2, 2007

"Special Ed Has a Bug Problem" "Francis Wants to Give Awards to His Team" "Wayne McClammy Calls a Cattle Ranch" "Elmer Feels Violated" "Birchum Calls A Dog Walker" "Bobby Calls a Tanning Salon" "Russel Has High Hopes for a Prank"

star 8.50
2 votes
Wu Tang Clan

#12 - Wu Tang Clan

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Jun 16, 2002

Shavin books a room for the Wu Tang Clan. Haddassah wants to be a nanny. Rob's friend(who's deaf) wants to call a phone sex line. And Elmer keeps finding chicken beaks in his dinner.

star 8.33
12 votes
David Alan Grier & Dave Attell

#13 - David Alan Grier & Dave Attell

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Jun 30, 2002

Bobby seeks out a job. Cammie needs computer help. Birtchum loses a fake leg. And Danny is sick.

star 8.33
12 votes
Jeff Garlin & Gilbert Gottfried

#14 - Jeff Garlin & Gilbert Gottfried

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Mar 25, 2003

George Zucco has swelling testicles. And Bobby hits an innocent bystander then shoots him.

star 8.33
3 votes
Jason Schwartzman & David Alan Grier

#15 - Jason Schwartzman & David Alan Grier

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired Feb 9, 2005

Terrence casts a reality show; Hadassah develops a sentimental attachment to someone else's lost wallet.

star 8.33
3 votes
Denis Leary & Sarah Silverman

#16 - Denis Leary & Sarah Silverman

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Jun 9, 2002

Blind stripper Cammie wants to join a strip club but is denied. Spoonie Luv(From Up Above) wants to send flowers and asks for inappropriate things to be written on the card. Denis Leary's friend's pet is a problem pet. And Special Ed's got mail and finds out he's got lower standerds because he uses "I Got Mail".

star 8.13
16 votes
Dane Cook & Sarah Silverman

#17 - Dane Cook & Sarah Silverman

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Aug 4, 2002

Spoonie orders flowers. Gene Winterbuck makes a call to a library. Haddassah catches crabs. And someone took a pee on Elmer's house.

star 8.00
7 votes
David Alan Grier & Jeff Garlin

#18 - David Alan Grier & Jeff Garlin

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired Oct 28, 2003

Birchum needs kids to work around the house, Cammie wants a deal on a rental car, Special Ed likes Donkey Kong, Helen Higgins calls about a film she dropped off, Jeff calls looking for a toy, Concierge gives wake up calls to random hotel room, Danny needs an engagement ring.

star 8.00
1 votes
Tracy Morgan & Jimmy Kimmel

#19 - Tracy Morgan & Jimmy Kimmel

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired Feb 2, 2005

Special Ed wants to join Alcoholics Anonymous, and Spoonie Luv learns a little about peaches.

star 8.00
4 votes
Bobby Brown, Wanda Sykes & Kathy Griffin

#20 - Bobby Brown, Wanda Sykes & Kathy Griffin

Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired Dec 11, 2019

Gladys wants to trademark a popular phrase, a cat orders cleaners for his owner's apartment, and Terrence asks Bobby Brown to change his name for Millie Bobby Brown.

star 7.88
8 votes
Kevin Nealon & Super Dave Osborne

#21 - Kevin Nealon & Super Dave Osborne

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Jul 21, 2002

Spoonie wants hot girls. Helen calls a grocery store. OCD Ken wants love. And Terrence calls Subway.

star 7.86
7 votes
Susie Essman & Jim Florentine

#22 - Susie Essman & Jim Florentine

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Jul 7, 2002

Niles wants invitations for an ass slaping contest. Tony Deloge wants votes. Helen's son gives her a foul mouthed parrot. And Bobby tries to sign up to be a consulor to help kids on drugs. Also starring The Touchtone Terrorists.

star 7.80
10 votes
Sarah Silverman, Tiffany Haddish & Kevin Nealon

#23 - Sarah Silverman, Tiffany Haddish & Kevin Nealon

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired Oct 30, 2019

A haunted hotel gets a call from an interested guest, Hadassah wants a no-touch massage, and a woman plans to perform Wiccan rituals at a lumberyard.

star 7.71
7 votes
Sarah Silverman & Tracy Morgan

#24 - Sarah Silverman & Tracy Morgan

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Jul 14, 2002

Haddassah has a survey. Spoonie's got an idea for greeting cards. Sav macauley is on the Phone Zone. And Bobby accidentally kills his grandfather. Also featuring Ween.

star 7.67
12 votes
David Alan Grier, Will Forte & Chelsea Peretti

#25 - David Alan Grier, Will Forte & Chelsea Peretti

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired Nov 6, 2019

An angry girlfriend calls a hat shop to complain about her boyfriend's fedora, The Truth wants to set up a book signing, and Niles Standish has to get rid of some lice.

star 7.63
8 votes