The BEST Episodes of Crank Yankers

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Nov 8, 2019

Network: Comedy Central

Yankerville's puppet citizens -- voiced by celebrities and stand-up comedians -- make real calls to real people, whether they like it or not. They make all the crank phone calls you wish you'd made when you were a kid.

Wanda Sykes & Robert Schimmel

#1 - Wanda Sykes & Robert Schimmel

Season 2 - Episode 2

Spoon Love needs karate lessons before he goes back to jail. Gladys finds a pornography cassette of her sons.

star 10.00
1 votes
Wanda Sykes & Bobcat Goldthwait

#2 - Wanda Sykes & Bobcat Goldthwait

Season 2 - Episode 6

Gladys' kids super glue her butt to a toilet seat. Steven calls a talent agency and only does Bobcat Goldthwait impressions.

star 10.00
1 votes
Adam Carolla & Jim Florentine

#3 - Adam Carolla & Jim Florentine

Season 2 - Episode 7

A blind Stripper applies for college. Birchum wants to get swimming lessons for his conjoined kids at the YMCA.

star 10.00
1 votes
Lil Jon, Sarah Silverman

#4 - Lil Jon, Sarah Silverman

Season 4 - Episode 1

"Lil Jon Hires a Backup Musician" "Chip is Moving" "Andy Milonakis Calls His Neighbors" "Incoming Call: Bobby's Roommate Needs to Use the Phone" "Hadassah Calls Mall Security" "Terrence Books An Appointment for Jessica Simpson" Hadassah Follow-up

star 10.00
1 votes
Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla

#5 - Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla

Season 1 - Episode 9

Karl Malone wants Beanie Babies. Danny calls a caterer. Elmer lodges a complaint to the cable company about what he saw on TV. Birchum calls for a moving company. And Haddassah calls the Department of Waste.

star 9.00
10 votes
Jimmy Kimmel & David Alan Grier

#6 - Jimmy Kimmel & David Alan Grier

Season 2 - Episode 9

Elmer calls about a gay cruise.

star 9.00
2 votes
Bob Odenkirk & Adam Carolla

#7 - Bob Odenkirk & Adam Carolla

Season 3 - Episode 4

Special Ed needs his hair cut; Birchum is on the hunt.

star 9.00
3 votes
David Alan Grier, Will Forte & Chelsea Peretti

#8 - David Alan Grier, Will Forte & Chelsea Peretti

Season 5 - Episode 6

star 9.00
2 votes
Jimmy Kimmel & Wanda Sykes

#9 - Jimmy Kimmel & Wanda Sykes

Season 1 - Episode 4

Spoonie calls a country club for tee time but they don't have tee time. Niles needs a healthcare giver. And Elmer needs some hearing aids.

star 8.89
9 votes
Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman

#10 - Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman

Season 2 - Episode 1

Elmer needs a gift for his wife so he buys anal beads. Special Ed wants to buy a CD with a certain song on it.

star 8.75
4 votes
Wanda Sykes & Sarah Silverman

#11 - Wanda Sykes & Sarah Silverman

Season 3 - Episode 17

Murray calls a restaurant to complain; Birchum recruits strong men to do his chores.

star 8.67
3 votes
Dave Chappelle, Seth Green

#12 - Dave Chappelle, Seth Green

Season 4 - Episode 4

"Special Ed Has a Bug Problem" "Francis Wants to Give Awards to His Team" "Wayne McClammy Calls a Cattle Ranch" "Elmer Feels Violated" "Birchum Calls A Dog Walker" "Bobby Calls a Tanning Salon" "Russel Has High Hopes for a Prank"

star 8.50
2 votes
Wu Tang Clan

#13 - Wu Tang Clan

Season 1 - Episode 3

Shavin books a room for the Wu Tang Clan. Haddassah wants to be a nanny. Rob's friend(who's deaf) wants to call a phone sex line. And Elmer keeps finding chicken beaks in his dinner.

star 8.33
12 votes
David Alan Grier & Dave Attell

#14 - David Alan Grier & Dave Attell

Season 1 - Episode 5

Bobby seeks out a job. Cammie needs computer help. Birtchum loses a fake leg. And Danny is sick.

star 8.33
12 votes
Jeff Garlin & Gilbert Gottfried

#15 - Jeff Garlin & Gilbert Gottfried

Season 2 - Episode 4

George Zucco has swelling testicles. And Bobby hits an innocent bystander then shoots him.

star 8.33
3 votes
Drew Carey & Jeff Goldblum

#16 - Drew Carey & Jeff Goldblum

Season 3 - Episode 15

Cammie needs a sturdy bed for her nighttime activities; Kevin and Kate conduct a survey.

star 8.33
3 votes
Denis Leary & Sarah Silverman

#17 - Denis Leary & Sarah Silverman

Season 1 - Episode 2

Blind stripper Cammie wants to join a strip club but is denied. Spoonie Luv(From Up Above) wants to send flowers and asks for inappropriate things to be written on the card. Denis Leary's friend's pet is a problem pet. And Special Ed's got mail and finds out he's got lower standerds because he uses "I Got Mail".

star 8.13
16 votes
Dane Cook & Sarah Silverman

#18 - Dane Cook & Sarah Silverman

Season 1 - Episode 10

Spoonie orders flowers. Gene Winterbuck makes a call to a library. Haddassah catches crabs. And someone took a pee on Elmer's house.

star 8.00
7 votes
Bob Odenkirk & Tracy Morgan

#19 - Bob Odenkirk & Tracy Morgan

Season 3 - Episode 14

Spoonie plans a night out; Elmer searches for the right personal assistant.

star 8.00
3 votes
Kevin Nealon & Super Dave Osborne

#20 - Kevin Nealon & Super Dave Osborne

Season 1 - Episode 8

Spoonie wants hot girls. Helen calls a grocery store. OCD Ken wants love. And Terrence calls Subway.

star 7.86
7 votes
Susie Essman & Jim Florentine

#21 - Susie Essman & Jim Florentine

Season 1 - Episode 6

Niles wants invitations for an ass slaping contest. Tony Deloge wants votes. Helen's son gives her a foul mouthed parrot. And Bobby tries to sign up to be a consulor to help kids on drugs. Also starring The Touchtone Terrorists.

star 7.80
10 votes
Jimmy Kimmel & Wanda Sykes

#22 - Jimmy Kimmel & Wanda Sykes

Season 1 - Episode 1

Someone crapped in Gladys' car. Elmer tries to get an appartment. Batman's Nemesis tries to find Batman. And Special Ed wants to go to Hawaii. Birchum tries to get a job. Also starring Billy West and Tenacious D.

star 7.80
45 votes
Sarah Silverman & Tracy Morgan

#23 - Sarah Silverman & Tracy Morgan

Season 1 - Episode 7

Haddassah has a survey. Spoonie's got an idea for greeting cards. Sav macauley is on the Phone Zone. And Bobby accidentally kills his grandfather. Also featuring Ween.

star 7.67
12 votes
Fred Armisen & Kevin Nealon

#24 - Fred Armisen & Kevin Nealon

Season 2 - Episode 5

Hadassah has a perfume rash on her vagina. OCD Ken gets "trapped" in a bathroom and needs someone to repeatedly hit the pound key. And Special Ed calls a farm to tell them knock knock jokes but just pisses one of the farmers off.

star 7.50
2 votes
Tracy Morgan & Adam Carolla

#25 - Tracy Morgan & Adam Carolla

Season 3 - Episode 10

Norman complains of senior abuse; Terrence casts a show for Spike Lee.

star 7.50
2 votes