The BEST Episodes of Crank Yankers
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Nov 8, 2019
Network: Comedy Central
Yankerville's puppet citizens -- voiced by celebrities and stand-up comedians -- make real calls to real people, whether they like it or not. They make all the crank phone calls you wish you'd made when you were a kid.
#1 - Wanda Sykes & Robert Schimmel
Season 2 - Episode 2
Spoon Love needs karate lessons before he goes back to jail. Gladys finds a pornography cassette of her sons.
10.00 
#2 - Wanda Sykes & Bobcat Goldthwait
Season 2 - Episode 6
Gladys' kids super glue her butt to a toilet seat. Steven calls a talent agency and only does Bobcat Goldthwait impressions.
10.00 
#3 - Adam Carolla & Jim Florentine
Season 2 - Episode 7
A blind Stripper applies for college. Birchum wants to get swimming lessons for his conjoined kids at the YMCA.
10.00 
#4 - Lil Jon, Sarah Silverman
Season 4 - Episode 1
"Lil Jon Hires a Backup Musician" "Chip is Moving" "Andy Milonakis Calls His Neighbors" "Incoming Call: Bobby's Roommate Needs to Use the Phone" "Hadassah Calls Mall Security" "Terrence Books An Appointment for Jessica Simpson" Hadassah Follow-up
10.00 
#5 - Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla
Season 1 - Episode 9
Karl Malone wants Beanie Babies. Danny calls a caterer. Elmer lodges a complaint to the cable company about what he saw on TV. Birchum calls for a moving company. And Haddassah calls the Department of Waste.
9.00 
#6 - Jimmy Kimmel & David Alan Grier
Season 2 - Episode 9
Elmer calls about a gay cruise.
9.00 
#7 - Bob Odenkirk & Adam Carolla
Season 3 - Episode 4
Special Ed needs his hair cut; Birchum is on the hunt.
9.00 #8 - David Alan Grier, Will Forte & Chelsea Peretti
Season 5 - Episode 6
9.00 
#9 - Jimmy Kimmel & Wanda Sykes
Season 1 - Episode 4
Spoonie calls a country club for tee time but they don't have tee time. Niles needs a healthcare giver. And Elmer needs some hearing aids.
8.89 
#10 - Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman
Season 2 - Episode 1
Elmer needs a gift for his wife so he buys anal beads. Special Ed wants to buy a CD with a certain song on it.
8.75 #11 - Wanda Sykes & Sarah Silverman
Season 3 - Episode 17
Murray calls a restaurant to complain; Birchum recruits strong men to do his chores.
8.67 
#12 - Dave Chappelle, Seth Green
Season 4 - Episode 4
"Special Ed Has a Bug Problem" "Francis Wants to Give Awards to His Team" "Wayne McClammy Calls a Cattle Ranch" "Elmer Feels Violated" "Birchum Calls A Dog Walker" "Bobby Calls a Tanning Salon" "Russel Has High Hopes for a Prank"
8.50 
#13 - Wu Tang Clan
Season 1 - Episode 3
Shavin books a room for the Wu Tang Clan. Haddassah wants to be a nanny. Rob's friend(who's deaf) wants to call a phone sex line. And Elmer keeps finding chicken beaks in his dinner.
8.33 
#14 - David Alan Grier & Dave Attell
Season 1 - Episode 5
Bobby seeks out a job. Cammie needs computer help. Birtchum loses a fake leg. And Danny is sick.
8.33 
#15 - Jeff Garlin & Gilbert Gottfried
Season 2 - Episode 4
George Zucco has swelling testicles. And Bobby hits an innocent bystander then shoots him.
8.33 #16 - Drew Carey & Jeff Goldblum
Season 3 - Episode 15
Cammie needs a sturdy bed for her nighttime activities; Kevin and Kate conduct a survey.
8.33 
#17 - Denis Leary & Sarah Silverman
Season 1 - Episode 2
Blind stripper Cammie wants to join a strip club but is denied. Spoonie Luv(From Up Above) wants to send flowers and asks for inappropriate things to be written on the card. Denis Leary's friend's pet is a problem pet. And Special Ed's got mail and finds out he's got lower standerds because he uses "I Got Mail".
8.13 
#18 - Dane Cook & Sarah Silverman
Season 1 - Episode 10
Spoonie orders flowers. Gene Winterbuck makes a call to a library. Haddassah catches crabs. And someone took a pee on Elmer's house.
8.00 #19 - Bob Odenkirk & Tracy Morgan
Season 3 - Episode 14
Spoonie plans a night out; Elmer searches for the right personal assistant.
8.00 
#20 - Kevin Nealon & Super Dave Osborne
Season 1 - Episode 8
Spoonie wants hot girls. Helen calls a grocery store. OCD Ken wants love. And Terrence calls Subway.
7.86 
#21 - Susie Essman & Jim Florentine
Season 1 - Episode 6
Niles wants invitations for an ass slaping contest. Tony Deloge wants votes. Helen's son gives her a foul mouthed parrot. And Bobby tries to sign up to be a consulor to help kids on drugs. Also starring The Touchtone Terrorists.
7.80 
#22 - Jimmy Kimmel & Wanda Sykes
Season 1 - Episode 1
Someone crapped in Gladys' car. Elmer tries to get an appartment. Batman's Nemesis tries to find Batman. And Special Ed wants to go to Hawaii. Birchum tries to get a job. Also starring Billy West and Tenacious D.
7.80 
#23 - Sarah Silverman & Tracy Morgan
Season 1 - Episode 7
Haddassah has a survey. Spoonie's got an idea for greeting cards. Sav macauley is on the Phone Zone. And Bobby accidentally kills his grandfather. Also featuring Ween.
7.67 
#24 - Fred Armisen & Kevin Nealon
Season 2 - Episode 5
Hadassah has a perfume rash on her vagina. OCD Ken gets "trapped" in a bathroom and needs someone to repeatedly hit the pound key. And Special Ed calls a farm to tell them knock knock jokes but just pisses one of the farmers off.
7.50 #25 - Tracy Morgan & Adam Carolla
Season 3 - Episode 10
Norman complains of senior abuse; Terrence casts a show for Spike Lee.
7.50