The BEST episodes of Crank Yankers

Every episode of Crank Yankers ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Crank Yankers!

Yankerville's puppet citizens -- voiced by celebrities and stand-up comedians -- make real calls to real people, whether they like it or not. They make all the crank phone calls you wish you'd made when you were a kid.

Last Updated: 1/10/2024Network: Comedy CentralStatus: Ended
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Jimmy Kimmel & Gilbert Gottfried
star
10.00
1 votes

#1 - Jimmy Kimmel & Gilbert Gottfried

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 10/7/2003

Bobby Fletcher needs a loan, Elmer can't get out of his bed, Niles Standish needs a new suit, Arthur Johnson gets even, Ken calls a pharmacy, George Zucco Plans a family event.

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Robert Smigel & Adam Carolla
star
9.00
1 votes

#2 - Robert Smigel & Adam Carolla

Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 10/21/2003

Elmer is having technical problems, Adam and Dr. Drew make a best of show for the holidays, Larson calls about a house sitting, George Zucco wants to rent a tape, Agent Tierney issues an odd citation, Adam and Dr. Drew reach out to their listeners, Gladys calls a store.

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Eminem & Sarah Silverman
star
9.00
1 votes

#3 - Eminem & Sarah Silverman

Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 2/17/2004

Bobby and Billy Fletcher call to make a reservation at a restaurant and Hadassah receives a sexually suggestive toy from her mother.

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Lil Jon, Sarah Silverman
star
9.00
2 votes

#4 - Lil Jon, Sarah Silverman

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/9/2007

"Lil Jon Hires a Backup Musician" "Chip is Moving" "Andy Milonakis Calls His Neighbors" "Incoming Call: Bobby's Roommate Needs to Use the Phone" "Hadassah Calls Mall Security" "Terrence Books An Appointment for Jessica Simpson" Hadassah Follow-up

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Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla
star
9.00
1 votes

#5 - Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla

Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 11/4/2003

Elmer checks his lucky numbers, Dr. Mark Premise looks for love, Birchum applies for a job, Dick Rodgers has a personal revelation, Kevin & Katie call a Butcher Shop, Gladys has some concerns about her son, and Tony Deloge books a speaking engagement,

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Adam Carolla & David Alan Grier
star
9.00
1 votes

#6 - Adam Carolla & David Alan Grier

Season 2 - Episode 25 - Aired 3/9/2004

Tobias gives a free reading, Jim bugs a Pizza Place, Chip fights racism, Ed needs piano lessons, Elmer has a Birthday, and The Truth wants to be a Sportscaster.

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Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla
star
8.78
9 votes

#7 - Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/28/2002

Karl Malone wants Beanie Babies. Danny calls a caterer. Elmer lodges a complaint to the cable company about what he saw on TV. Birchum calls for a moving company. And Haddassah calls the Department of Waste.

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Wanda Sykes & Bobcat Goldthwait
star
8.50
4 votes

#8 - Wanda Sykes & Bobcat Goldthwait

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/8/2003

Gladys' kids super glue her butt to a toilet seat. Steven calls a talent agency and only does Bobcat Goldthwait impressions.

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Adam Carolla & Jim Florentine
star
8.50
2 votes

#9 - Adam Carolla & Jim Florentine

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/15/2003

A blind Stripper applies for college. Birchum wants to get swimming lessons for his conjoined kids at the YMCA.

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Eminem & Tracy Morgan
star
8.50
2 votes

#10 - Eminem & Tracy Morgan

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/14/2004

Hadassah buys the wrong handbag, and Special Ed and his friend Special Eminem try to go bowling.

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Tracy Morgan, Kevin Nealon & Adam Carolla
star
8.29
7 votes

#11 - Tracy Morgan, Kevin Nealon & Adam Carolla

Season 5 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/15/2020

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Dane Cook, Chamillionaire
star
8.25
4 votes

#12 - Dane Cook, Chamillionaire

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/23/2007

"Chamillionaire Gets Sued" "Chip Calls a Plastic Surgeon" "Maverick Has a Bone to Pick" "Terrence Books a Limo for His Client" "The Concierge Offer an Apology" "Jack Larson is Worried About His Dog"

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Wanda Sykes & Sarah Silverman
star
8.25
4 votes

#13 - Wanda Sykes & Sarah Silverman

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/19/2005

Murray complains about a traumatic restaurant experience, and Hadassah needs cooking advice on a special night.

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David Alan Grier & Dave Attell
star
8.11
9 votes

#14 - David Alan Grier & Dave Attell

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/30/2002

Bobby seeks out a job. Cammie needs computer help. Birtchum loses a fake leg. And Danny is sick.

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Wanda Sykes & Kevin Nealon
star
8.00
1 votes

#15 - Wanda Sykes & Kevin Nealon

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 9/23/2003

Gladys Murphy calls volunteering for conjugal visits, Elmer needs a dentist, Bobby Fletcher wants a new best friend, Dr. Premise can’t speak, Niles Standish is getting married, Ken is stuck in the restroom.

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Brian Posehn, Kevin Nealon, Quinta Brunson
star
8.00
3 votes

#16 - Brian Posehn, Kevin Nealon, Quinta Brunson

Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/9/2021

Jeff Goldblum & Fred Armisen
star
8.00
2 votes

#17 - Jeff Goldblum & Fred Armisen

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 5/6/2003

Special Ed goes out to the ballgame; a sleazy professor calls a co-ed.

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Dane Cook & Ween
star
8.00
10 votes

#18 - Dane Cook & Ween

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/21/2002

Hadassah calls with a survey; Spoonie pitches greeting cards; Sal Macauley plays The Phone Zone; Bobby suffers a loss; Ween performs.

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Brian Posehn, Nick Kroll & David Alan Grier
star
8.00
3 votes

#19 - Brian Posehn, Nick Kroll & David Alan Grier

Season 5 - Episode 18 - Aired 5/20/2020

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Tracy Morgan & Jimmy Kimmel
star
8.00
2 votes

#20 - Tracy Morgan & Jimmy Kimmel

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/23/2005

Birchum has an insect problem, and Spoonie Luv promotes his homemade porn videos.

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Tracy Morgan & Jimmy Kimmel
star
8.00
5 votes

#21 - Tracy Morgan & Jimmy Kimmel

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/2/2005

Special Ed wants to join Alcoholics Anonymous, and Spoonie Luv learns a little about peaches.

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Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla
star
8.00
2 votes

#22 - Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/10/2004

The Truth needs to hire a P.I.; Sonny Tanning calls a nursing home.

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Jimmy Kimmel, Nick Cannon
star
8.00
4 votes

#23 - Jimmy Kimmel, Nick Cannon

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/30/2007

Nick Cannon tries to sell a car that someone might have been murdered in, and Birchum tries to enroll his conjoined daughters in a gymnastics class.

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Wanda Sykes & Adam Carolla
star
8.00
1 votes

#24 - Wanda Sykes & Adam Carolla

Season 2 - Episode 28 - Aired 3/30/2004

Gladys develops a negative attitude, Katie wants a job at a Grocery Store, Tobias predicts the future, Niles needs a Dentist, Bobby needs a new job, Foreign guy books a Cruise, Vote for Tony Deloge, and a Prank Call Blooper.

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Seth Green & Jamie Kennedy
star
8.00
1 votes

#25 - Seth Green & Jamie Kennedy

Season 2 - Episode 27 - Aired 3/23/2004

Birchum makes Funeral arrangements, Marcia wants to enroll her son in Pre-School, Gene wants to get in shape, Elmer calls with a safety concern, Travis needs some clothes for his Wife, and Ezekiel Magoo takes a stand.

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