The BEST Episodes of Kenny vs. Spenny
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Dec 23, 2019
Network: Showcase (CA)
This show is about Canadian friends Kenny Hotz and Spenny Rice who compete against each other. Glory for the Winner, Humiliation for the Loser! The main characters of the show are: - Kenneth Joel Hotz (Kenny) and Spencer Nolan Rice (Spenny) who have been best friends since a very young age; Spenny is a stressed out, neurotic, short-fused adult-type who believes in preparation and hard work. He's responsible, often angry, introspective, paranoid and ethical, and Kenny is all the opposite to his friend, the best way to describe Kenny that he`s a witty wise-cracker, brilliant schemer, a goofball looking for a shortcut, he loves to humiliate Spenny and will do anything to win.
#1 - Who Can Eat More Meat?
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired Nov 27, 2007
Hold on to your stomachs for an all-you-can-eat carnivorous bloat fest: whichever guy eats more meat is the winner. Kenny, a pig by definition, summons the gluttonous gods and gorges like never before, while Spenny chooses the more methodical approach of eating, exercising, resting and moving his bowels.
#2 - First Guy to Get a Boner Loses
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired Nov 6, 2007
Kenny and Spenny compete to see who gets a boner first. They both put on speedos and throw whatever tactic they can at each other. Spenny brings his cousin Bianca in a bikini to Kenny's room and try to arouse him while Kenny tries to get Spenny so frustrated that the blood rushes to his genitals. That fails but Kenny gets an injection that stops him from getting a boner for a week.
#3 - Who Do Old People Like More?
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Nov 7, 2005
The boys each get to entertain a group of elderly ladies, who will then vote on whom they like better. Spenny tries to make the seniors feel loved and appreciated, while Kenny tugs on their heartstrings by conning them.
#4 - Who Can Wear a Dead Octopus On Their Head the Longest?
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired Oct 30, 2006
The boys see who can wear a dead octopus on his head in this brutal endurance competition. Both guys lose their minds as a rotting corpse stinks up their scalps…one more than the other.
#5 - Who Can Imitate the Other Guy Better?
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired Dec 25, 2006
Judged by the crew, the guys must impersonate each other for several days. Spenny's impersonation of Kenny is good, but when Kenny starts to portray Spenny in a horribly negative light, Spenny breaks character in order to defend himself.
#6 - Who Can Stay Awake the Longest?
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Sep 2, 2003
The first one to fall asleep loses. Without stimulants Spenny feels he can outlast the lazy Kenny but Kenny is chugging coffee because he’s highly motivated by the prospect of eventual hallucinations.
#7 - First One to Laugh Loses
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired Oct 17, 2006
Doing his best to make Spenny laugh, Kenny engages in an outrageous barrage of funny costumes and ridiculous characters. Thinking defensively, Spenny tries to plunge himself into a deep depression and existential crisis.
#8 - Who Can Win a Ten Mile Race?
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired Nov 6, 2006
In this brutal endurance competition Kenny is at a disadvantage, Spenny is a runner, but that's not the reason why this competition turns out to be a disaster.
#9 - Who Can Bone More Women?
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired Oct 27, 2008
Eight women spend some sexy time with Kenny and Spenny who do everything in their power to get as much sex as possible off them. Spenny's arousal theory is put to the test while the ever confident Kenny is more focused on what he hopes would be Spenny's worst humiliation to date.
#10 - Who Can Wear a Gorilla Suit the Longest?
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired Nov 3, 2008
In perhaps the silliest competition to date - if that's even possible - the dysfunctional duo wear hot and itchy gorilla suits in the middle of summer - the first one to take off any part of the costume is the loser. Spenny's strategy is to ignore the costume and be himself while raising awareness of the fate of the mountain gorilla, while Kenny devolves, finding his inner gorilla, and does his best to put gorilla Spenny into extinction.
#11 - Who Can Blow the Biggest Fart?
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired Nov 13, 2007
Armed with gas masks the crew is forced to record perhaps the smelliest competition to date. Kenny, the fart-maestro, is shocked to find out that Spenny's gas-inducing diet is making him competitive. So, Kenny must dig deep to into his bag of tricks (and bowels) in order to win this methane-filled contest.
#12 - Who Can Have More Fun?
Season 6 - Episode 9 - Aired Jan 22, 2010
Kenny and Spenny compete to see who can have more fun. Spenny, who believes fun is subjective, decides to do what he thinks is fun, but is convinced that having a threesome is the winning strategy. Kenny, who lives for fun, realizes that blowing things up pales in comparison to the fun he has messing with Spenny.
#13 - Who Can Be Tied to a Goat the Longest?
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired Dec 11, 2007
The boys are each tethered to a live goat. The first one to break the bond loses. Kenny, who wants to have fun with his goat, cleverly uses an extremely long rope in hopes that Spenny will be stuck taking care of both goats. Spenny tries his best to toilet train his goat and keep him smelling as pleasant as possible. Though it's not easy, the goat is still a better roommate than Kenny.
#14 - Who Can Stay Blindfolded the Longest?
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Oct 21, 2003
Kenny decides to make this competition “The Torture Spenny Show.” Imagine being blind and having a madman torment you. Spenny won’t have to imagine.
#15 - Who Can Keep a Dump in their Pants the Longest?
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired Oct 20, 2008
Armed with diapers and no dignity, the boys revisit infancy to see who can keep a dump in their diaper the longest. Spenny is prepared for the worst forcing Kenny to have to think way outside the box to win this mega-stinky stinky competition.
#16 - Who is the Better Boxer?
Season 1 - Episode 26 - Aired Mar 23, 2004
After a season of competing, the boys decide to punch out their mutual frustration with each other in the squared-circle. Are best friends really capable of beating the crap out of each other? Watch as tensions explode in a most surprising and sadistic season finale.
#17 - Who Can Drink More Beer?
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Oct 16, 2005
The guys compete to see who can drink more beer - and puking means disqualification! Since Spenny's a much more experienced boozer, he's sure he has this one in the bag.
#18 - First One to Talk Loses
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Nov 21, 2005
The rules are simple: the first guy to say a word loses; grunting is allowed. Spenny tries to take advantage of the fact that Kenny talks in his sleep. Can Kenny abuse Spenny without talking?
#19 - Who Can Produce More Semen?
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired Dec 4, 2006
The boys see who can produce the most semen in a week. Kenny, knowing that Spenny is a master of masturbation, must do something drastic to stop him!
#20 - Who Can Make a Better Porno?
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired Nov 13, 2006
Judged by a professional porn producer, the guys compete to see who can make a better porno movie. Spenny decides to recreate an unfulfilled teenage fantasy, while Kenny decides to star in his own production, producing the first sketch comedy porno ever made.
#21 - Who Can Stay in a Haunted House the Longest?
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired Dec 11, 2006
The guys see who can best manipulate the supernatural. Spenny, who is afraid of ghosts, uses white witchcraft and his guardian angel to protect himself, while Kenny, who doesn't believe in ghosts, tries to frighten his best friend by scaring the living shit out of him.
#22 - Who Can Stand Up the Longest?
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Sep 16, 2003
This competition degenerates into a philosophical argument about what it means to stand. Is Kenny actually standing in his vertical sleeping bag apparatus or has he just managed to outsmart Spenny?
#23 - Who Can Kiss More Women?
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired Dec 5, 2005
Kenny uses deception in an attempt to slime as many kisses as humanly possible. Spenny paranoid of catching herpes, uses a direct and honest approach to get women to kiss him.
#24 - Who Can Squeeze More Boobs?
Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired Nov 20, 2009
In this Competition the Boys have to try to get as much fun with the twins as possible. Will Kenny cheat once again or will he just show us what a ladiesman he truly is?
#25 - Who Can Lift More Weight With Their Genitals?
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired Nov 20, 2006
Qigong is the ancient contest of genital weightlifting. Spenny and Kenny stretch their genitals to the extreme. But, unfortunately, both guys have more to worry about than hernias.