The BEST Episodes of Kenny vs. Spenny
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Oct 18, 2019
Network: Showcase (CA)
This show is about Canadian friends Kenny Hotz and Spenny Rice who compete against each other. Glory for the Winner, Humiliation for the Loser! The main characters of the show are: - Kenneth Joel Hotz (Kenny) and Spencer Nolan Rice (Spenny) who have been best friends since a very young age; Spenny is a stressed out, neurotic, short-fused adult-type who believes in preparation and hard work. He's responsible, often angry, introspective, paranoid and ethical, and Kenny is all the opposite to his friend, the best way to describe Kenny that he`s a witty wise-cracker, brilliant schemer, a goofball looking for a shortcut, he loves to humiliate Spenny and will do anything to win.
#1 - Who Can Wear a Dead Octopus On Their Head the Longest?
Season 3 - Episode 3
The boys see who can wear a dead octopus on his head in this brutal endurance competition. Both guys lose their minds as a rotting corpse stinks up their scalps…one more than the other.
#2 - Who Can Stay Naked the Longest?
Season 2 - Episode 2
When Kenny and Spenny see who can go longer without wearing any clothes, Spenny tries to overcome his shame of being naked, while Kenny goes all-out in a bid to maximize his friend's embarrassment and discomfort.
#3 - Who Can Keep a Dump in their Pants the Longest?
Season 5 - Episode 1
Armed with diapers and no dignity, the boys revisit infancy to see who can keep a dump in their diaper the longest. Spenny is prepared for the worst forcing Kenny to have to think way outside the box to win this mega-stinky stinky competition.
#4 - Who Do Old People Like More?
Season 2 - Episode 4
The boys each get to entertain a group of elderly ladies, who will then vote on whom they like better. Spenny tries to make the seniors feel loved and appreciated, while Kenny tugs on their heartstrings by conning them.
#5 - First One to Talk Loses
Season 2 - Episode 6
The rules are simple: the first guy to say a word loses; grunting is allowed. Spenny tries to take advantage of the fact that Kenny talks in his sleep. Can Kenny abuse Spenny without talking?
#6 - Who Can Stay Blindfolded the Longest?
Season 1 - Episode 9
Kenny decides to make this competition “The Torture Spenny Show.” Imagine being blind and having a madman torment you. Spenny won’t have to imagine.
#7 - Who Can Bone More Women?
Season 5 - Episode 2
Eight women spend some sexy time with Kenny and Spenny who do everything in their power to get as much sex as possible off them. Spenny's arousal theory is put to the test while the ever confident Kenny is more focused on what he hopes would be Spenny's worst humiliation to date.
#8 - Who is the Better Boxer?
Season 1 - Episode 26
After a season of competing, the boys decide to punch out their mutual frustration with each other in the squared-circle. Are best friends really capable of beating the crap out of each other? Watch as tensions explode in a most surprising and sadistic season finale.
#9 - Who Can Drink More Beer?
Season 2 - Episode 1
The guys compete to see who can drink more beer - and puking means disqualification! Since Spenny's a much more experienced boozer, he's sure he has this one in the bag.
#10 - Who is Funnier?
Season 2 - Episode 7
Spenny's strategy is to return to his stand-up comedy roots. Meanwhile, Kenny, realizing the epic nature of the competition, decides to pull out all the stops, and pulls off the meanest practical joke he has ever perpetrated on Spenny.
#11 - Who Can Commit the Most Crime?
Season 4 - Episode 10
Possessing a natural criminal mind, Kenny tries to break every law in the book, while Spenny tries to commit politically correct crimes and unleash his inner criminal.
#12 - Who Can Produce More Semen?
Season 3 - Episode 8
The boys see who can produce the most semen in a week. Kenny, knowing that Spenny is a master of masturbation, must do something drastic to stop him!
#13 - Who Can Imitate the Other Guy Better?
Season 3 - Episode 11
Judged by the crew, the guys must impersonate each other for several days. Spenny's impersonation of Kenny is good, but when Kenny starts to portray Spenny in a horribly negative light, Spenny breaks character in order to defend himself.
#14 - First Guy to Get a Boner Loses
Season 4 - Episode 1
Kenny and Spenny compete to see who gets a boner first. They both put on speedos and throw whatever tactic they can at each other. Spenny brings his cousin Bianca in a bikini to Kenny's room and try to arouse him while Kenny tries to get Spenny so frustrated that the blood rushes to his genitals. That fails but Kenny gets an injection that stops him from getting a boner for a week.
#15 - Who Can Eat More Meat?
Season 4 - Episode 4
Hold on to your stomachs for an all-you-can-eat carnivorous bloat fest: whichever guy eats more meat is the winner. Kenny, a pig by definition, summons the gluttonous gods and gorges like never before, while Spenny chooses the more methodical approach of eating, exercising, resting and moving his bowels.
#16 - Who Can Live in a Van the Longest?
Season 1 - Episode 25
The boys see who can last the longest living in the same van. Spenny, scared to death of Kenny's driving, opts for the front, while Kenny turns the back of the van into his own personal Turkish party palace. This bizarre competition offers a unique, claustrophobic twist on road rage.
#17 - Who Can Sell More Bibles?
Season 2 - Episode 9
Kenny and Spenny square off to see who can sell more bibles. Kenny has a brilliant plan to teach Spenny a moral biblical lesson that he will never forget.
#18 - Who Can Blow the Biggest Fart?
Season 4 - Episode 2
Armed with gas masks the crew is forced to record perhaps the smelliest competition to date. Kenny, the fart-maestro, is shocked to find out that Spenny's gas-inducing diet is making him competitive. So, Kenny must dig deep to into his bag of tricks (and bowels) in order to win this methane-filled contest.
#19 - Arm Wrestling Competition
Season 3 - Episode 13
Kenny and Spenny decide to have an arm wrestling competition. Terrified that Kenny will tamper with him, Spenny hires a security force and a trainer, while Kenny unveils his most unpredictable plot to date.
#20 - Who is Cooler?
Season 3 - Episode 7
The boys compete to see which one is “cooler.” In possibly his lamest strategy to date, Spenny tries to transforms himself with a Johnny Depp impersonation. Kenny, knowing he’s cooler, just relaxes and parties.
#21 - Who Can Lose the Most Weight?
Season 1 - Episode 12
The boys risk heart attacks and fainting spells to see who can lose the most weight in 72 hours. Laxatives, starvation, sweating, colonics, spitting and dehydration are just a few strategies of this epic contest. Do not try this at home!!!
#22 - Who Can Earn the Most Money in Three Days?
Season 1 - Episode 7
Will Spenny’s hard work and perseverance win over Kenny’s effortless and brilliant money making schemes?
#23 - Who Can Make a Better Porno?
Season 3 - Episode 5
Judged by a professional porn producer, the guys compete to see who can make a better porno movie. Spenny decides to recreate an unfulfilled teenage fantasy, while Kenny decides to star in his own production, producing the first sketch comedy porno ever made.
#24 - Who is a Better Parent?
Season 1 - Episode 15
It’s diapers, bottles and late night feeding as the boys get life-like, state-of-the-art computer chip babies. The data is measured and whoever has taken the best care of their baby is the winner.
#25 - First One to Be Mean Loses
Season 2 - Episode 11
In a total reversal of Kenny's behavior, the guys compete to see who can go longer without being mean to the other. Kenny attempts to overwhelm his best friend with a highly suspicious onslaught of love and caring.