The WORST Episodes of Kenny vs. Spenny

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Dec 23, 2019

Network: Showcase (CA)

This show is about Canadian friends Kenny Hotz and Spenny Rice who compete against each other. Glory for the Winner, Humiliation for the Loser! The main characters of the show are: - Kenneth Joel Hotz (Kenny) and Spencer Nolan Rice (Spenny) who have been best friends since a very young age; Spenny is a stressed out, neurotic, short-fused adult-type who believes in preparation and hard work. He's responsible, often angry, introspective, paranoid and ethical, and Kenny is all the opposite to his friend, the best way to describe Kenny that he`s a witty wise-cracker, brilliant schemer, a goofball looking for a shortcut, he loves to humiliate Spenny and will do anything to win.

Who Can Win a Beauty Pageant?

#1 - Who Can Win a Beauty Pageant?

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Oct 28, 2003

Formal wear, swimsuits, talent and personality will all be put to the test as one of the boys gets to wear the tiara. Taking the superficial route, Kenny makes himself as gorgeous as possible, while Spenny hopelessly learns to tap dance.

star 6.51
71 votes
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First Guy to Stop Singing Loses

#2 - First Guy to Stop Singing Loses

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired Dec 25, 2007

Just in time for your Christmas caroling, the first one to stop singing loses in this surprisingly grueling competition. Kenny explores various musical genres while creating a fictitious and hideously slanderous version of Spenny's family tree. Spenny decides to get motivated by singing for charity, trying to raise money to buy a piano for a community center.

star 6.52
67 votes
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Who Can?

#3 - Who Can?

Season 6 - Episode 10 - Aired Jan 29, 2010

It's Spenny's turn to pick a competition but Kenny has his own ideas of how things will progress. In this very rare behind-the-scenes episode, Kenny's megalomania materializes in the form of a Roman Emperor, while Spenny just wants to get on with it and do a simple sports competition.

star 6.53
125 votes
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Who Can 69 The Longest?

#4 - Who Can 69 The Longest?

Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired Nov 20, 2009

The boys will be strapped to each other in the 69 position -- the first guy to unstrap himself loses. With almost zero mobility the crew gets bored with them and the competition takes some unexpected turns.

star 6.59
133 votes
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Who is the Sanest?

#5 - Who is the Sanest?

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Sep 30, 2003

Kenny and Spenny get various psychiatric evaluations to see who is the sanest. Will Spenny’s paranoia and neurosis cost him victory, or will the head-shrinkers see thorough Kenny’s con-man ways giving Spenny victory?

star 6.60
43 votes
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Who Can Dance the Longest?

#6 - Who Can Dance the Longest?

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Nov 14, 2005

The guys compete in a torturous endurance dance marathon. Kenny has a diabolical plan that will leave Spenny paranoid,confused and humiliated.

star 6.70
66 votes
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Arm Wrestling Competition

#7 - Arm Wrestling Competition

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired Jan 14, 2007

Kenny and Spenny decide to have an arm wrestling competition. Terrified that Kenny will tamper with him, Spenny hires a security force and a trainer, while Kenny unveils his most unpredictable plot to date.

star 6.72
65 votes
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Who Can Make the Best Viral Video?

#8 - Who Can Make the Best Viral Video?

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired Nov 20, 2007

The guys each make a series of videos and must choose one to put online. The most popular video wins. Kenny, the more Internet savvy of the two, makes an eclectic series of shocking videos dealing with: 9/11, terrorists, pranks, and celebrity spoofs. Spenny, who thinks viral videos are generally idiotic, disregards his personal opinion and does everything in his power to defeat Kenny including consuming excrement

star 6.75
32 votes
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Who Can Catch a Bigger Fish?

#9 - Who Can Catch a Bigger Fish?

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired Dec 18, 2006

The guys head out to sea in a fishing competition. Spenny claims to be the better fisherman, but Kenny wants Spenny to be the catch of the day.

star 6.75
68 votes
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Who is the Best Fashion Designer?

#10 - Who is the Best Fashion Designer?

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Aug 26, 2003

Spenny tries to bring political consciousness to the superficial world of fashion, as Kenny finally gets his chance to create skimpy swimwear and get close to yummy hottie models.

star 6.79
86 votes
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Who Can Put On The Best Play?

#11 - Who Can Put On The Best Play?

Season 6 - Episode 12 - Aired Feb 12, 2010

The boys hit the theater and attempt to see who can produce the better play.

star 6.86
127 votes
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Who Do Gay Guys Like More?

#12 - Who Do Gay Guys Like More?

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired Oct 23, 2006

Kenny and Spenny each go on a date with the same gay man, who will decide whom he likes better. Spenny decides that he will do anything to win, while Kenny does everything in his power to make Spenny look like a scumbag.

star 6.86
36 votes
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Who Can Win a Cockfight?

#13 - Who Can Win a Cockfight?

Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired Dec 11, 2009

The boys have their ballsiest battle yet competing to see who can beat the other one up using only their penises in the legendary cocktagon. Although Spenny lacks the size to compete effectively, he works it using martial art like techniques. Meanwhile, Kenny uses explosive robotic technology.

star 6.86
126 votes
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Who do Kids Like Most?

#14 - Who do Kids Like Most?

Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired Jan 14, 2004

Seven six year olds spend half the day with Kenny then half the day with Spenny. The kids decide which guy they like most. Kenny spoils them rotten, while Spenny takes them on a mysterious fantasy adventure.

star 6.91
43 votes
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Who's the Better Jew?

#15 - Who's the Better Jew?

Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired Dec 8, 2008

Get your bagels, lox and cream cheese as Kenny and Spenny compete to see who the better Jew is. Kenny, who speaks Hebrew, thinks the competition will be a kosher cake-walk as Spenny, who was raised in a secular home, uses an orthodox rabbi to cram his Jewishness and make up for lost time.

star 6.95
38 votes
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Who Do Disabled People Like More?

#16 - Who Do Disabled People Like More?

Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired Dec 15, 2008

The guys each spend a day with three physically disabled people and they vote for the guy they like best. Spenny, trying not to make his past mistake of being too serious, tempers the political aspects of his strategy by trying to show the handicapped a good time. Kenny, with a counter-intuitive strategy, does his best to be mean to his disabled guests.

star 6.97
36 votes
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Who is the Best Male Stripper?

#17 - Who is the Best Male Stripper?

Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired Feb 10, 2004

The boys don g-strings and take to the poles to see who will make the better male stripper. Kenny’s devious plot makes his own Tarzan routine obsolete and puts Spenny’s stripping nerd character on the brink.

star 7.00
38 votes
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Who Can Keep Their Head In A Chicken Coop The Longest?

#18 - Who Can Keep Their Head In A Chicken Coop The Longest?

Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired Nov 27, 2009

The guys wear chicken cages with live chickens on their heads in this most unusual endurance competition. Kenny's strategy precipitates arguments about who is smarter and the contest takes an academic turn that will ultimately decide the winner.

star 7.01
125 votes
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Who is the Best Actor?

#19 - Who is the Best Actor?

Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired Feb 3, 2004

Taking the stage, the boys perform a theater piece judged by a professional. Kenny brings back the lost art of mime, while Spenny, using his embattled friendship with Kenny as inspiration, writes and acts a scene where he plays 1950’s down and out prize fighter.

star 7.02
42 votes
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Who is the Strongest?

#20 - Who is the Strongest?

Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired Jan 21, 2004

Kenny, who knows he’s stronger, offers up his sister Miriam to compete in a bench press competition. Spenny takes the challenge not fully realizing that if he loses to Kenny’s sister, it will be the most humiliating defeat he’s ever suffered.

star 7.02
41 votes
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Who is the Better Rapper?

#21 - Who is the Better Rapper?

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired Jan 9, 2006

Spenny, who doesn't know much about rap, uses the opportunity to put out an educational message through his music. Kenny uses Spenny's ignorance of rap music against him, rapping his way to the final showdown.

star 7.06
66 votes
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Who Can Handle More Torture?

#22 - Who Can Handle More Torture?

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired Dec 18, 2007

Whoever can take the most pain wins. Spenny, in order to get motivated, dedicates his performance to his late father, while Kenny becomes not only a competition participant but also the torturer.

star 7.06
66 votes
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Who Can Win a Series of Mini-Competitions?

#23 - Who Can Win a Series of Mini-Competitions?

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired Nov 4, 2003

Kenny and Spenny do a series of fast paced mini-competitions. Spitting grapes, climbing stairs, standing on their head, rock/paper scissors, wrestling – and many more. One gets injured, the other wins.

star 7.07
45 votes
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Who is the Better Journalist?

#24 - Who is the Better Journalist?

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired Jan 1, 2006

The boys compete to see who can break the better news story. Spenny goes on a journey into his own personal heart of darkness. Kenny, meanwhile, tries to generate some of his own news by staging a tabloid media hoax.

star 7.08
38 votes
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Who Can Be Obese the Longest?

#25 - Who Can Be Obese the Longest?

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired Jan 1, 2008

The guys put on 80 pound weights, and the first one to take them off loses.

star 7.10
69 votes
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