The WORST episodes of Kenny vs. Spenny

Every episode of Kenny vs. Spenny ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Kenny vs. Spenny!

This show is about Canadian friends Kenny Hotz and Spenny Rice who compete against each other. Glory for the Winner, Humiliation for the Loser! The main characters of the show are: - Kenneth Joel Hotz (Kenny) and Spencer Nolan Rice (Spenny) who have been best friends since a very young age; Spenny is a stressed out, neurotic, short-fused adult-type who believes in preparation and hard work. He's responsible, often angry, introspective, paranoid and ethical, and Kenny is all the opposite to his friend, the best way to describe Kenny that he`s a witty wise-cracker, brilliant schemer, a goofball looking for a shortcut, he loves to humiliate Spenny and will do anything to win.

Last Updated: 11/10/2026Network: Showcase (CA)Status: Ended
Who Is the Sanest?
star
6.00
29 votes

#1 - Who Is the Sanest?

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/30/2003

Kenny and Spenny get various psychiatric evaluations to see who is the sanest. Will Spenny’s paranoia and neurosis cost him victory, or will the head-shrinkers see thorough Kenny’s con-man ways giving Spenny victory?

Who Can?
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6.50
116 votes

#2 - Who Can?

Season 6 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/29/2010

It's Spenny's turn to pick a competition but Kenny has his own ideas of how things will progress. In this very rare behind-the-scenes episode, Kenny's megalomania materializes in the form of a Roman Emperor, while Spenny just wants to get on with it and do a simple sports competition.

Who Can 69 the Longest?
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6.50
116 votes

#3 - Who Can 69 the Longest?

Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/20/2009

The boys will be strapped to each other in the 69 position -- the first guy to unstrap himself loses. With almost zero mobility the crew gets bored with them and the competition takes some unexpected turns.

First Guy to Stop Singing Loses
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6.50
58 votes

#4 - First Guy to Stop Singing Loses

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/25/2007

Just in time for your Christmas caroling, the first one to stop singing loses in this surprisingly grueling competition. Kenny explores various musical genres while creating a fictitious and hideously slanderous version of Spenny's family tree. Spenny decides to get motivated by singing for charity, trying to raise money to buy a piano for a community center.

Arm Wrestling Competition
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6.50
58 votes

#5 - Arm Wrestling Competition

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/14/2007

Kenny and Spenny decide to have an arm wrestling competition. Terrified that Kenny will tamper with him, Spenny hires a security force and a trainer, while Kenny unveils his most unpredictable plot to date.

Who Can Catch a Bigger Fish?
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6.50
58 votes

#6 - Who Can Catch a Bigger Fish?

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/18/2006

The guys head out to sea in a fishing competition. Spenny claims to be the better fisherman, but Kenny wants Spenny to be the catch of the day.

Who Can Dance the Longest?
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6.50
58 votes

#7 - Who Can Dance the Longest?

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/14/2005

The guys compete in a torturous endurance dance marathon. Kenny has a diabolical plan that will leave Spenny paranoid,confused and humiliated.

Who Can Win a Beauty Pageant?
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6.50
58 votes

#8 - Who Can Win a Beauty Pageant?

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/28/2003

Formal wear, swimsuits, talent and personality will all be put to the test as one of the boys gets to wear the tiara. Taking the superficial route, Kenny makes himself as gorgeous as possible, while Spenny hopelessly learns to tap dance.

Who Can Put On A Better Fashion Show?
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6.60
58 votes

#9 - Who Can Put On A Better Fashion Show?

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/11/2003

Spenny tries to bring political consciousness to the superficial world of fashion, as Kenny finally gets his chance to create skimpy swimwear and get close to yummy hottie models.

Who Can Put On the Best Play?
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6.80
116 votes

#10 - Who Can Put On the Best Play?

Season 6 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/12/2010

The boys hit the theater and attempt to see who can produce the better play.

Who Can Win a Cockfight?
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6.80
116 votes

#11 - Who Can Win a Cockfight?

Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/11/2009

The boys have their ballsiest battle yet competing to see who can beat the other one up using only their penises in the legendary cocktagon. Although Spenny lacks the size to compete effectively, he works it using martial art like techniques. Meanwhile, Kenny uses explosive robotic technology.

Who Can Survive in the Woods the Longest?
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7.00
58 votes

#12 - Who Can Survive in the Woods the Longest?

Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 2/23/2004

It’s a city boy’s worst nightmare, as Kenny and Spenny have to fend for themselves in the unforgiving wilderness. This fish-out-of-water competition has the boys pathetically attempting to make fire, hunt, forage, build shelter while driving each other crazy.

Who Is the Better Journalist?
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7.00
29 votes

#13 - Who Is the Better Journalist?

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/1/2006

The boys compete to see who can break the better news story. Spenny goes on a journey into his own personal heart of darkness. Kenny, meanwhile, tries to generate some of his own news by staging a tabloid media hoax.

First One to Use Their Arms Loses
star
7.00
58 votes

#14 - First One to Use Their Arms Loses

Season 1 - Episode 23 - Aired 3/2/2004

Kenny and Spenny are in another endurance contest. Their arms are tied and the first guy to use them loses. The boys have to try and survive, living life as amputees. Can they survive going to the bathroom, or eating and watching TV without the use of their most important appendages?

Who Is the Best Figure Skater?
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7.00
29 votes

#15 - Who Is the Best Figure Skater?

Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 2/17/2004

The boys hit the rink to see who is the better figure skater. Kenny, as usual, has to think on his feet because he can’t skate, while Spenny works very hard on his ever-so-cheesy tribute to rock and roll.

Who Is the Best Male Stripper?
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7.00
29 votes

#16 - Who Is the Best Male Stripper?

Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 2/10/2004

The boys don g-strings and take to the poles to see who will make the better male stripper. Kenny’s devious plot makes his own Tarzan routine obsolete and puts Spenny’s stripping nerd character on the brink.

Who Is the Best Actor?
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7.00
29 votes

#17 - Who Is the Best Actor?

Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 2/3/2004

Taking the stage, the boys perform a theater piece judged by a professional. Kenny brings back the lost art of mime, while Spenny, using his embattled friendship with Kenny as inspiration, writes and acts a scene where he plays 1950’s down and out prize fighter.

Who Makes the Most Convincing Woman?
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7.00
29 votes

#18 - Who Makes the Most Convincing Woman?

Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 1/28/2004

The boys, in full drag, host a ladies-night-out cocktail party at the house. The real women will choose which one has transformed himself into the most convincing woman: Will it be Kendra, the slutty party girl, or Spennita, the career woman, who wants it all.

Who Is the Strongest?
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7.00
29 votes

#19 - Who Is the Strongest?

Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 1/21/2004

Kenny, who knows he’s stronger, offers up his sister Miriam to compete in a bench press competition. Spenny takes the challenge not fully realizing that if he loses to Kenny’s sister, it will be the most humiliating defeat he’s ever suffered.

Who Do Kids Like Most?
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7.00
29 votes

#20 - Who Do Kids Like Most?

Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 1/14/2004

Seven six year olds spend half the day with Kenny then half the day with Spenny. The kids decide which guy they like most. Kenny spoils them rotten, while Spenny takes them on a mysterious fantasy adventure.

Who Can Win a Series of Mini-Competitions?
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7.00
29 votes

#21 - Who Can Win a Series of Mini-Competitions?

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/4/2003

Kenny and Spenny do a series of fast paced mini-competitions. Spitting grapes, climbing stairs, standing on their head, rock/paper scissors, wrestling – and many more. One gets injured, the other wins.

Who Does She Like Better?
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7.00
29 votes

#22 - Who Does She Like Better?

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/14/2003

Kenny and Spenny agree to date the same girl -- the one she likes best is the winner. Though they both try to impress, one has lost before the competition has started. Kenny pulls out all the stops for this critically important competition.

Who Can Earn the Most Money in Three Days?
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7.00
29 votes

#23 - Who Can Earn the Most Money in Three Days?

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/7/2003

Will Spenny’s hard work and perseverance win over Kenny’s effortless and brilliant money making schemes?

Who Can Sit On a Cow the Longest?
star
7.00
87 votes

#24 - Who Can Sit On a Cow the Longest?

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/23/2003

Dairy cows don’t like being mounted and they can run faster than most people. Will Kenny’s bag of dirty tricks help him to stay on his cow longer than Spenny? The boys risk life and limb and learn more than they ever wanted to know about cow dung.

Who Is the Better Chef?
star
7.00
29 votes

#25 - Who Is the Better Chef?

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/9/2003

Kenny has always been a much better cook than Spenny so he pledges to play by the rules. Spenny, knowing he’s screwed, goes against his moral code, and finally decides it’s time to cheat.