The BEST Episodes of Testees

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Nov 12, 2019

Network: FX

Testees is a half-hour comedy from Kenny Hotz (creator of Kenny vs. Spenny) about two best friends and roommates who make a living as guinea pigs for "Testico," a drug and product testing facility. In each episode, the guys just try to live their lives while dealing with the often surprising side effects and highly unusual occupational hazards. The show is produced by FX Productions and Blueprint Entertainment Inc.

Kicking the Bucket List

#1 - Kicking the Bucket List

Season 1 - Episode 7

As the guys face death, they come to the realization that they have yet to really live.

star 7.95
26 votes
Directors: Ian MacDonald
Writers: Derek Harvie, Kenny Hotz
 Mr. Pain and Danger Lad

#2 - Mr. Pain and Danger Lad

Season 1 - Episode 10

When the doctors at Testico tell Ron and Peter they've lost the ability to feel pain, they turn into daredevils.

star 7.84
26 votes
Directors: Samir Rehem
Writers: Kenny Hotz, Derek Harvie
Jelly Bean Omelettes

#3 - Jelly Bean Omelettes

Season 1 - Episode 9

Peter becomes totally paralyzed by a potent new muscle relaxant, and must use Ron for his daily care.

star 7.75
28 votes
Directors: Ian MacDonald
Writers: Derek Harvie, Kenny Hotz
Truth Serum

#4 - Truth Serum

Season 1 - Episode 13

Ron and Peter test out a new truth serum for Testico, which unravels Peter's past and puts his friendship with Ron in jeopardy.

star 7.58
26 votes
Pill for Men

#5 - Pill for Men

Season 1 - Episode 2

After losing something unexpected, in the pants area, Peter and Ron test the waters to see what it's like to be a woman.

star 7.58
49 votes
Directors: Samir Rehem
Writers: Kenny Hotz, Derek Harvie
Abstinence Underwear

#6 - Abstinence Underwear

Season 1 - Episode 8

Ron and Peter must refrain from sex for a week when they test chastity belts.

star 7.56
27 votes
Directors: Samir Rehem
Writers: Derek Harvie, Kenny Hotz
Pineapple Shampoo

#7 - Pineapple Shampoo

Season 1 - Episode 11

Nugget moves into Ron and Peter's apartment, to live rent free, after they are blinded by a new shampoo.

star 7.54
28 votes
Directors: Ian MacDonald
Writers: Derek Harvie, Kenny Hotz
Gas Pills

#8 - Gas Pills

Season 1 - Episode 1

A radical new pill has Peter believing he has a miracle growing inside him.

star 7.49
71 votes
Directors: Samir Rehem
Writers: Kenny Hotz, Derek Harvie
Project X

#9 - Project X

Season 1 - Episode 12

Ron and Peter begin imagining symptoms after Testico will not tell them what they are testing out.

star 7.48
27 votes
Writers: Derek Harvie, Kenny Hotz, Jason Belleville
Memory Loss

#10 - Memory Loss

Season 1 - Episode 3

For Ron and Peter, a brain washing experiment goes horribly wrong, but not for Nugget.

star 7.45
31 votes
Directors: Samir Rehem
Writers: Kenny Hotz, Derek Harvie
Herfume

#11 - Herfume

Season 1 - Episode 6

Ron and Peter test an experimental new pheromone spray that makes them irresistible to women.

star 7.36
29 votes
Directors: Samir Rehem
Writers: Kenny Hotz, Derek Harvie
Uber-Glued

#12 - Uber-Glued

Season 1 - Episode 5

Ron and Peter test the world's strongest glue and they become closer than they ever thought possible.

star 7.06
28 votes
Directors: Samir Rehem
Writers: Derek Harvie, Kenny Hotz
Vac Attack

#13 - Vac Attack

Season 1 - Episode 4

When super slob Peter earns the boys a chance to test a million dollar vacuum, they discover having a hyper intelligent, military grade home appliance really sucks.

star 6.72
34 votes
Writers: Derek Harvie, Kenny Hotz