The BEST Episodes of Testees
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Mar 8, 2020
Network: FX
Testees is a half-hour comedy from Kenny Hotz (creator of Kenny vs. Spenny) about two best friends and roommates who make a living as guinea pigs for "Testico," a drug and product testing facility. In each episode, the guys just try to live their lives while dealing with the often surprising side effects and highly unusual occupational hazards. The show is produced by FX Productions and Blueprint Entertainment Inc.
#1 - Jelly Bean Omelettes
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Dec 4, 2008
Peter becomes totally paralyzed by a potent new muscle relaxant, and must use Ron for his daily care.
7.53 
#2 - Pill for Men
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Oct 16, 2008
After losing something unexpected, in the pants area, Peter and Ron test the waters to see what it's like to be a woman.
7.33 
#3 - Mr. Pain and Danger Lad
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Dec 11, 2008
When the doctors at Testico tell Ron and Peter they've lost the ability to feel pain, they turn into daredevils.
7.26 
#4 - Gas Pills
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Oct 9, 2008
A radical new pill has Peter believing he has a miracle growing inside him.
7.25 
#5 - Project X
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired Dec 18, 2008
Ron and Peter begin imagining symptoms after Testico will not tell them what they are testing out.
7.22 
#6 - Kicking the Bucket List
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Nov 20, 2008
As the guys face death, they come to the realization that they have yet to really live.
7.20 
#7 - Pineapple Shampoo
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired Dec 11, 2008
Nugget moves into Ron and Peter's apartment, to live rent free, after they are blinded by a new shampoo.
7.07 
#8 - Abstinence Underwear
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Dec 4, 2008
Ron and Peter must refrain from sex for a week when they test chastity belts.
6.87 
#9 - Truth Serum
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired Dec 18, 2008
Ron and Peter test out a new truth serum for Testico, which unravels Peter's past and puts his friendship with Ron in jeopardy.
6.87 
#10 - Memory Loss
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Oct 23, 2008
For Ron and Peter, a brain washing experiment goes horribly wrong, but not for Nugget.
6.86 
#11 - Herfume
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Nov 13, 2008
Ron and Peter test an experimental new pheromone spray that makes them irresistible to women.
6.77 
#12 - Uber-Glued
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Nov 6, 2008
Ron and Peter test the world's strongest glue and they become closer than they ever thought possible.
6.65 
#13 - Vac Attack
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Oct 30, 2008
When super slob Peter earns the boys a chance to test a million dollar vacuum, they discover having a hyper intelligent, military grade home appliance really sucks.
6.35