Testees

The BEST episodes of Testees

Every episode of Testees ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Testees!

Two guys in their early 30s are human guinea pigs for a testing facility known as Testico. As they try to live their lives as normally as possible, they have to deal with the potential side effects of a new product, experimental medication, or treatment.

Last Updated: 3/16/2022Network: FX
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Jelly Bean Omelettes
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7.53
259 votes

#1 - Jelly Bean Omelettes

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/4/2008

Peter becomes totally paralyzed by a potent new muscle relaxant, and must use Ron for his daily care.

Directors: Ian MacDonald
Pill for Men
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7.32
455 votes

#2 - Pill for Men

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/16/2008

After losing something unexpected, in the pants area, Peter and Ron test the waters to see what it's like to be a woman.

Directors: Samir Rehem
 Mr. Pain and Danger Lad
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7.26
287 votes

#3 - Mr. Pain and Danger Lad

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/11/2008

When the doctors at Testico tell Ron and Peter they've lost the ability to feel pain, they turn into daredevils.

Directors: Samir Rehem
Gas Pills
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7.25
453 votes

#4 - Gas Pills

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/9/2008

A radical new pill has Peter believing he has a miracle growing inside him.

Directors: Samir Rehem
Project X
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7.22
316 votes

#5 - Project X

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/18/2008

Ron and Peter begin imagining symptoms after Testico will not tell them what they are testing out.

Kicking the Bucket List
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7.20
228 votes

#6 - Kicking the Bucket List

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/20/2008

As the guys face death, they come to the realization that they have yet to really live.

Directors: Ian MacDonald
Pineapple Shampoo
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7.07
230 votes

#7 - Pineapple Shampoo

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/11/2008

Nugget moves into Ron and Peter's apartment, to live rent free, after they are blinded by a new shampoo.

Directors: Ian MacDonald
Abstinence Underwear
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6.87
287 votes

#8 - Abstinence Underwear

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/4/2008

Ron and Peter must refrain from sex for a week when they test chastity belts.

Directors: Samir Rehem
Truth Serum
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6.87
287 votes

#9 - Truth Serum

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/18/2008

Ron and Peter test out a new truth serum for Testico, which unravels Peter's past and puts his friendship with Ron in jeopardy.

Memory Loss
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6.87
322 votes

#10 - Memory Loss

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/23/2008

For Ron and Peter, a brain washing experiment goes horribly wrong, but not for Nugget.

Directors: Samir Rehem
Herfume
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6.77
260 votes

#11 - Herfume

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/13/2008

Ron and Peter test an experimental new pheromone spray that makes them irresistible to women.

Directors: Samir Rehem
Uber-Glued
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6.65
259 votes

#12 - Uber-Glued

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/6/2008

Ron and Peter test the world's strongest glue and they become closer than they ever thought possible.

Directors: Samir Rehem
Vac Attack
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6.36
266 votes

#13 - Vac Attack

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/30/2008

When super slob Peter earns the boys a chance to test a million dollar vacuum, they discover having a hyper intelligent, military grade home appliance really sucks.

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