The BEST Episodes of Testees

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Jul 1, 2021

Network: FX

Testees is a half-hour comedy from Kenny Hotz (creator of Kenny vs. Spenny) about two best friends and roommates who make a living as guinea pigs for "Testico," a drug and product testing facility. In each episode, the guys just try to live their lives while dealing with the often surprising side effects and highly unusual occupational hazards. The show is produced by FX Productions and Blueprint Entertainment Inc.

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Jelly Bean Omelettes

#1 - Jelly Bean Omelettes

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Dec 4, 2008

Peter becomes totally paralyzed by a potent new muscle relaxant, and must use Ron for his daily care.

star 7.53
259 votes
Directors: Ian MacDonald
Writers: Derek Harvie, Kenny Hotz
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Pill for Men

#2 - Pill for Men

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Oct 16, 2008

After losing something unexpected, in the pants area, Peter and Ron test the waters to see what it's like to be a woman.

star 7.32
455 votes
Directors: Samir Rehem
Writers: Derek Harvie, Kenny Hotz
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Mr. Pain and Danger Lad

#3 - Mr. Pain and Danger Lad

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Dec 11, 2008

When the doctors at Testico tell Ron and Peter they've lost the ability to feel pain, they turn into daredevils.

star 7.26
287 votes
Directors: Samir Rehem
Writers: Derek Harvie, Kenny Hotz
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Gas Pills

#4 - Gas Pills

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Oct 9, 2008

A radical new pill has Peter believing he has a miracle growing inside him.

star 7.24
451 votes
Directors: Samir Rehem
Writers: Derek Harvie, Kenny Hotz
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Project X

#5 - Project X

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired Dec 18, 2008

Ron and Peter begin imagining symptoms after Testico will not tell them what they are testing out.

star 7.22
316 votes
Directors: Ian MacDonald (II)
Writers: Derek Harvie, Jason Belleville, Kenny Hotz
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Kicking the Bucket List

#6 - Kicking the Bucket List

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Nov 20, 2008

As the guys face death, they come to the realization that they have yet to really live.

star 7.20
228 votes
Directors: Ian MacDonald
Writers: Derek Harvie, Kenny Hotz
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Pineapple Shampoo

#7 - Pineapple Shampoo

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired Dec 11, 2008

Nugget moves into Ron and Peter's apartment, to live rent free, after they are blinded by a new shampoo.

star 7.07
230 votes
Directors: Ian MacDonald
Writers: Derek Harvie, Kenny Hotz
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Abstinence Underwear

#8 - Abstinence Underwear

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Dec 4, 2008

Ron and Peter must refrain from sex for a week when they test chastity belts.

star 6.87
287 votes
Directors: Samir Rehem
Writers: Derek Harvie, Kenny Hotz
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Truth Serum

#9 - Truth Serum

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired Dec 18, 2008

Ron and Peter test out a new truth serum for Testico, which unravels Peter's past and puts his friendship with Ron in jeopardy.

star 6.87
286 votes
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Memory Loss

#10 - Memory Loss

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Oct 23, 2008

For Ron and Peter, a brain washing experiment goes horribly wrong, but not for Nugget.

star 6.87
322 votes
Directors: Samir Rehem
Writers: Derek Harvie, Kenny Hotz
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Herfume

#11 - Herfume

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Nov 13, 2008

Ron and Peter test an experimental new pheromone spray that makes them irresistible to women.

star 6.77
260 votes
Directors: Samir Rehem
Writers: Derek Harvie, Kenny Hotz
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Uber-Glued

#12 - Uber-Glued

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Nov 6, 2008

Ron and Peter test the world's strongest glue and they become closer than they ever thought possible.

star 6.65
259 votes
Directors: Samir Rehem
Writers: Derek Harvie, Kenny Hotz
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Vac Attack

#13 - Vac Attack

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Oct 30, 2008

When super slob Peter earns the boys a chance to test a million dollar vacuum, they discover having a hyper intelligent, military grade home appliance really sucks.

star 6.36
266 votes
Directors: Benjamin Weinstein
Writers: Derek Harvie, Kenny Hotz
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