The BEST Episodes of The Oblongs

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Jun 30, 2020

Network: The WB

The tight-knit Oblong clan lives in Hill Valley, a toxic valley downstream from your typical industrial waste site, which has caused a variety of bizarre physical and emotional abnormalities. At the head of the dinner table is the loving, limbless, tirelessly upbeat patriarch Bob Oblong and his adoring, alcohol-and-tobacco-addicted, bald-but-beautifully-wigged wife Pickles, who frequents the Rusty Bucket bar, owned by transexual Anita Bidet (who was originally to be named Sofonda Cox!). The family includes their conjoined twin sons Biff and Chip, who share three legs and three buttocks, but can't seem to agree on anything; sweet, tattling, 4-year-old daughter Beth, sporting a cucumber-like growth sprouting from her head; and youngest son Milo, a one-haired optimist who has every childhood emotional disorder and behavioral problem ever diagnosed. Other members of the family include Bob's mother, Grammy, who's a vegetable; Milo's narcoleptic scottie dog, Scottie; and the chain-smoki

The Golden Child

#1 - The Golden Child

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired May 6, 2001

Bob fears his career is going nowhere. That is, until marketing genius Milo's sales take off for his new energy drink, "Manic," which improves Bob's co-workers' productivity. But the real secret of his success is found out when Bob's company anoints Milo as their new CEO.

star 8.38
21 votes
Directors: Linda Miller
Writers: Leonard Dick
Get Off My Back

#2 - Get Off My Back

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Sep 8, 2002

Everyone is excited about Dump Day -- the day when the Valley people get to loot the stuff the Hill people have thrown away.

star 8.00
10 votes
Directors: Jack Dyer
Writers: Eric Friedman
Father of the Bribe

#3 - Father of the Bribe

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Oct 20, 2002

Biff and Chip finally get their driver's license -- and end up smashing Bob's car. To make it up to their Dad, the male siblings chip in to buy a new car at an auction.

star 8.00
9 votes
Writers: Eric Friedman
Pickles' Little Amazons

#4 - Pickles' Little Amazons

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Aug 25, 2002

When Pickles is convicted of being an unfit mother, her punishment is having to do community service -- as the leader of a Girl-Scout-like group called The Little Amazons. When it's brought to her attention that her group is short one girl, Pickles comes up with a solution -- putting Milo in drag.

star 7.89
9 votes
Directors: Skip Jones
Writers: Ben Kull
Please Be Genital

#5 - Please Be Genital

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Sep 15, 2002

When Bob's coworker, James, orders a mail-order-bride on eBay, he throws a bachelor party at a strip club -- which Bob mistakes for a "colonial themed steakhouse." Bob accidentally ends up on stage and a stripper steps on his "family jewels." He goes to the doctor, who says he can't have sex for two weeks.

star 7.80
10 votes
Disfigured Debbie

#6 - Disfigured Debbie

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired May 20, 2001

Milo runs for school president against Debbie Klimer, leader of the snobby Debbies, and he loses -- but then his opponent suffers a freak accident. The Klimer family fakes young Debbie's death while she goes under the plastic surgeon's knife, but the operation is less than successful and Debbie returns looking like The Phantom of the Opera. Shunned by her upscale family and friends, The Oblong clan and the valley kids take in the reject Debbie as one of their own. But when Debbie's cheerfulness starts getting on everyone's nerves, the valley kids turn to the freakish school nurse to get Debbie back with the in-crowd.

star 7.73
15 votes
Directors: Joe Horne
Writers: Jill Soloway
Misfit Love

#7 - Misfit Love

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Apr 1, 2001

Bob learns that the family may lose their medical coverage, so he urges the family to be extra careful. Milo brainstorms and realizes that if he gets hurt, he'll get to transfer out of the school for freaks, and go to "normal school" with his friends. So Helga sets out to injure him -- but there's really no need once Pickles inadvertently sends Biff and Chip to the emergency room. As a result, Milo gets to transfer to regular school, where he falls in love with Yvette, a girl who's literally out of this world.

star 7.66
113 votes
Directors: Vincent Waller
Writers: Jace Richdale
Milo Interrupted

#8 - Milo Interrupted

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Apr 15, 2001

After a disturbance in the Hills is blamed on Valley kids, the Valley's mayor appoints a child-services czar to improve parenting skills. Elsewhere, Milo learns that his freaky friend Helga has been abandoned by her parents and he is forced to spend every evening with his lonely pal. But Bob and Pickles suspect their son's late-night antics may be because he is on drugs... more than his numerous prescribed pharmaceuticals, that is. And Chip and Biff walk in on their parents at the wrong time. . .and end up having to scrub their corneas.

star 7.66
68 votes
Directors: Kelly Armstrong
Writers: Ben Kull

#9 - Bucketheads

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Apr 22, 2001

To keep dry in the rain, Pickles puts a bucket on Milo's head and sends him off to school. Funzie, the cool guy, thinks Milo's bucket is hip, so the next day, everyone's wearing a bucket on their heads. Milo finds himself running with the in-crowd, so he sets out to launch a strange new line of apparel -- with disastrous results.

star 7.63
65 votes
Directors: Joe Horne
Writers: Scott Buck
Flush, Flush, Sweet Helga

#10 - Flush, Flush, Sweet Helga

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired May 13, 2001

Milo and his friends crash a party thrown for the Mayor's daughter, Debbie Bledsoe, and they cause the Debbie's new locket to be tossed into the sewer. The zaftig Helga goes after the gift and gets lodged in the pipe, plugging it up like a human cork. The hill people and rescuers work feverishly to rescue... the locket, and leave Helga blocking the main water line -- just one flush away from the great beyond. Helga causes a disruption in the water supply to valley, but the hill people pay no attention -- until their water is cut off too.

star 7.31
45 votes
Directors: Monte Young
Writers: Jace Richdale
Narcoleptic Scottie

#11 - Narcoleptic Scottie

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Apr 8, 2001

Milo soon grows attached to a stray Scottie dog the Oblongs take in, but the pet brings out the animal in the hyperactive boy, and the family gives the pooch away to Bob's boss, George, thinking he'll have a good home. But when his new owners soon tire of him, Scottie finds himself in an animal testing lab, sniffing perfume with narcoleptic side effects. So the Oblongs set out to rescue Scottie before it's too late.

star 7.31
75 votes
Directors: Bob Jaques
Writers: Scott Buck
My Name is Robbie

#12 - My Name is Robbie

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Oct 6, 2002

A freak accident at a Globicide-owned amusement park leaves Bob unable to use his mouth. Out of compassion (and at the advice of their lawyers), the people at Globicide build him a robotic suit with limbs that he can use to perform his duties.

star 7.22
40 votes
Directors: Vincent Waller
Writers: Jill Soloway
Heroine Addict

#13 - Heroine Addict

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Apr 29, 2001

Pickles decides to quit smoking, but she replaces one addiction with another when she channels her nervous energy into becoming a reckless thrill-seeker. Her decision comes much to the dismay of Bob, who worries about her safety, and Milo, who resents her unseating him as the crazy one in the family.

star 6.81
58 votes
Directors: Monte Young
Writers: Jill Soloway, Scott Buck