The BEST Episodes of Mission Hill

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Mar 8, 2020

Network: The WB

Mission Hill revolves around Andy French, a 24-year-old charmingly lazy guy, and his nerdy teenage brother Kevin who moves into Andy's big city loft. These two couldn't be more opposite: Andy can never seem to settle on a particular job or girlfriend, while straight-A Kevin never gets a B or a girlfriend." "The show takes place in the fictional city of Cosmopolis's equally fictional neighborhood of Mission Hill. It's a hip place full of diverse, colorful characters -- think Silver Lake in Los Angeles, Wicker Park in Chicago or Williamsburg in Brooklyn. Regulars also include Posey Tyler, the whimsical roommate who hides a secret dark side, and Andy's mellow best friend Jim Kuback who's well-connected to the hip downtown scene. Across the hall are Natalie, Carlos and their baby, who are, respectively, a painter, a professor and an infant. Next door are Gus and Wally, a gay couple in their 60s given to loud fights and loud making up." (msnhill.com press release) Picked

Kevin vs. the SAT (or Nocturnal Admissions)

#1 - Kevin vs. the SAT (or Nocturnal Admissions)

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Jul 2, 2000

Kevin, Toby and George seek to cheat on their SATs. Meanwhile, Posey goes into business as a masseuse, but her poorly-worded ad doesn't land her the kind of customers she was hoping for.

star 8.33
81 votes
Directors: Ilya Skorupsky
Writers: David N. Weiss, J. David Stem
Pilot (or The Douchebag Aspect)

#2 - Pilot (or The Douchebag Aspect)

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Sep 24, 1999

Andy's parents stick his nerdy, little brother, Kevin, on him -- which poses quite the threat to Andy's slacker lifestyle. Meanwhile, Kevin is torn between his desire to rat on Andy and his desire to cease being a nerd.

star 8.26
66 votes
Writers: Bill Oakley, Josh Weinstein
Andy vs. The Real World (or The Big-Ass Viacom Lawsuit)

#3 - Andy vs. The Real World (or The Big-Ass Viacom Lawsuit)

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Jun 9, 2002

Andy signs up for The Real World, planning to play the Puck character to show Mission Hill what a crock it all is, but once in the house, he finds himself under MTV's spell.

star 8.14
49 votes
Directors: Christian Roman
Writers: Ben Kull
Andy Joins the PTA (or Great Sexpectations)

#4 - Andy Joins the PTA (or Great Sexpectations)

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired May 26, 2002

Andy is first pressured to go to Kevin's parent/teacher conferences, then is pressured to join the PTA by Toby's mother. During the whole ordeal, Andy has the hots for Kevin's teacher.

star 8.05
55 votes
Directors: Gary McCarver
Writers: Andrew Kreisberg
Unemployment Part 1 (or Brother's Big Boner)

#5 - Unemployment Part 1 (or Brother's Big Boner)

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Jul 16, 2000

Ron's shady dealings with the I.R.S. force the closing of the waterbed store. When Andy is unable to hold down a new job, Kevin goes to Ron in hopes of getting unemployment benefits for his brother.

star 8.00
51 votes
Directors: Scott Alberts
Writers: Robin J. Stein
Unemployment Part 2 (or Theory of the Leisure Ass)

#6 - Unemployment Part 2 (or Theory of the Leisure Ass)

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Jul 14, 2002

Andy still hasn't found a job after two months -- not that he's exactly looking for one. His learning about Jim's previously secret career pushes him to become more motivated.

star 7.96
51 votes
Writers: Aaron Ehasz
Kevin Finds Love (or Hot for Weirdie)

#7 - Kevin Finds Love (or Hot for Weirdie)

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Jul 21, 2002

Kevin asks out the weirdest girl in his school, Eunice Eulmeyer, because she's the daughter of a well-known scientist, and he thinks the guy could write him a good letter of recommendation for college. Meanwhile, when Andy and company get refused entry into a new nightclub in town because they're not cool enough, they start up their own bogus nightclub -- and refuse to let the cool people into it.

star 7.92
51 votes
Directors: Cynthia Wells
Writers: Dan McGrath
Stories of Hope and Forgiveness (or Day of the Jackass)

#8 - Stories of Hope and Forgiveness (or Day of the Jackass)

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired Jul 28, 2002

A teen starlet invites Andy to the Grammys. Meanwhile, Toby is "chased" by a rabid dog. And Posey decides to go on a spiritual journey to find nirvana. And we don't mean the music group.

star 7.51
83 votes
Directors: Christian Roman
Writers: Dan McGrath
Andy Gets a Promotion (or How to Get Head in Business Without Really Trying)

#9 - Andy Gets a Promotion (or How to Get Head in Business Without Really Trying)

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Jul 9, 2000

Unable to handle rejection, Andy accepts Ron offer for assistant manager. Meanwhile, Stogie begins eating the living room couch when Andy neglects to buy dog food.

star 7.37
82 votes
Directors: Dominic Polcino
Writers: Michael Panes
Planet 9 from Mission Hill (or I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space)

#10 - Planet 9 from Mission Hill (or I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space)

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired Aug 11, 2002

Kevin discovers that, before they were a couple, Gus directed Wally in a grade-Z science fiction film way back when -- which haunts Wally to this day.

star 7.30
46 votes
Directors: Jim Shellhorn
Writers: Dan McGrath
Happy Birthday, Kevin (or Happy Birthday, Douchebag)

#11 - Happy Birthday, Kevin (or Happy Birthday, Douchebag)

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired Aug 4, 2002

When Kevin is down in the dumps, Andy plans a big birthday party for him -- only Kevin isn't very grateful. Meanwhile, Carlos and Natalie get a new pet. A boa constrictor.

star 7.20
15 votes
Directors: Michael Kim
Writers: Rich Siegel, Rob Schwartz
Andy and Kevin Make a Friend (or One Bang for Two Brothers)

#12 - Andy and Kevin Make a Friend (or One Bang for Two Brothers)

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Jun 25, 2000

Andy and Kevin battle it out for the affection of George Bang's sister. Meanwhile, Gus and Wally have a falling out.

star 7.20
82 votes
Directors: Michael Kim
Writers: Michael Panes
Kevin's Problem (or Porno for Pyro)

#13 - Kevin's Problem (or Porno for Pyro)

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Oct 8, 1999

Kevin is racked with guilt after he accidentally burns the local market while touching himself in its bathroom, and two of his mean classmates who were robbing the store at the time take the fall for it. Meanwhile, Jim inadvertently becomes a trendsetter when he returns from Japan wearing Day-Glo hot pants.

star 6.85
81 votes
Directors: Tricia Garcia
Writers: David N. Weiss, J. David Stem