The Best Episodes of Duckman

Where No Duckman Has Gone Before

#1 - Where No Duckman Has Gone Before 9.25

Season 4 - Episode 27

In a send-up of the Paramount franchise, Eric Tiberius Duckman, captain of the starship Enterprise matches wits against the evil Khan Chicken.

Directors: Steve Loter
You've Come a Wrong Way, Baby

#2 - You've Come a Wrong Way, Baby 8.75

Season 4 - Episode 24

Mambo is caught with a cigarette in his mouth; Bernice takes action in Congress. A tobacco company CEO invites her and the family to enjoy the hospitality of the tobacco industry. When Bernice won't change her position, they are put to work picking tobacco. Rescue seems hopeless, until Agnes Delrooney, reveals that she has been hiding out as Grandma-ma all this time. She makes an escape, with Duckman handcuffed to her.

Directors: Stig Bergquist
The Tami Show

#3 - The Tami Show 8.60

Season 4 - Episode 19

Duckman backs his car into a cute girl in front the house. Finding out that she is on her own, Beverly and the family invite her to stay; however, Beverly becomes the victim when Tami tries to takeover a have a ""perfect family.""

Directors: Anthony Bell
Westward, No!

#4 - Westward, No! 8.60

Season 4 - Episode 21

Cornfed invites Beverly to join him on a trip to his Aunt's catfish ranch. Duckman, jealous of Cornfed's interest in Bev, tags along for the ride. After getting the ranch hands fired, Duckman and the gang must help the foreman, Big Jack McBastard, on the big catfish drive to Texas. On part of their drive involves crossing ""Hell's Toilet,"" where ""the days are so hot they can boil your brain and the nights are colder than David Caruso's film career."" After Duckman accidentally kills Big Jack, they are on their own.

Directors: Steve Loter
A Trophied Duck

#5 - A Trophied Duck 8.33

Season 4 - Episode 10

Duckman and the gang travel to San Francisco to attend Dickcon 97. He thinks he is being honored with an ""achievement"" award. When he gets there, he encounters an old rival from detective school. The rival is running the event and takes every opportunity to humiliate him. One of these methods involves an attempt to find a kidnapped Cornfed.

Directors: Jeff McGrath
Bev Takes a Holiday

#6 - Bev Takes a Holiday 8.33

Season 4 - Episode 12

Bernice travels to Washington to assume her new role as Congresswoman. Duckman spots a woman who happens to look like Beatrice, but gets hit by a bus. It turns out that she is Beatrice and Bernice's long lost triplet. Bev realizes the only way to keep Duckman alive is to pretend to be Beatrice.

Directors: Stig Bergquist
From Brad to Worse

#7 - From Brad to Worse 8.25

Season 4 - Episode 5

Duckman finds an old high school classmate who's been homeless due to something Duckman did to him 20 years ago. Duckman's attempts to help only make things worse.

Directors: Peter Avanzino
Ajax and Ajaxer

#8 - Ajax and Ajaxer 8.25

Season 4 - Episode 8

Duckman and Cornfed are hired to perform surveillance on a laboratory that is performing experiments on intelligence formulas. Cornfed accidentally swallows a ""Get Dumb"" formula, that falls in with the plans of the scientist who created it. If Cornfed gets cured, will Ajax lose his first true friend?

Directors: Peter Avanzino
Aged Heat 2: Women in Heat

#9 - Aged Heat 2: Women in Heat 8.25

Season 4 - Episode 3

Duckman is imprisoned for killing Fluffy and Uranus, again. However, he is accidentally sent to a women's prison. A dream of his comes true! In fact Duckman fits in quite well and becomes the star attraction in the warden's side business, a dance ring. Everything's going great until Suzy comes along.

Directors: Peter Avanzino
Psyche

#10 - Psyche 8.24

Season 1 - Episode 4

Feeling inadequate and hard up, Duckman gets a bill job. The detectives then get a job researching the lives of two large breasted women, but Duckman runs away from it. Seeking further help, takes him into his psyche where he confronts what has really been troubling him.

Directors: Paul Demeyer
Bonfire of the Panties

#11 - Bonfire of the Panties 8.20

Season 4 - Episode 6

Cornfed along with Charles and Mambo prepare the ultimate aphrodisiac for Duckman to turn his love life around. They give him a limited amount of the potion, but he quickly replicates it in huge batches. Now he has more woman than he can deal with. Bernice discovers what is going on and demands that he stop. When the real thing occurs between Duckman and actress Courtney Thorne-Smith, no one believes him.

Directors: Anthony Bell
Role With It

#12 - Role With It 8.20

Season 4 - Episode 7

Duckman takes the family and the staff on a holiday to a real Indian reservation, with a casino. While there, a psychiatrist notices Duckman and the rest of the family's overall self-destructive behavior. She offers them treatment that involves a role-playing session that uncovers some of their real issues.

Directors: Anthony Bell
Gland of Opportunity

#13 - Gland of Opportunity 8.18

Season 1 - Episode 5

Duckman receives the adrenal gland of a daredevil via a transplant at an amusement park clinic. The new gland gives him loads of confidence.

Directors: John Eng
With Friends Like These

#14 - With Friends Like These 8.14

Season 4 - Episode 9

Duckman quests for friendship when Cornfed is the only guest at his surprise party. He begins hanging out at a coffee shop that is filled with a group of twenty-somethings named Ditzi, Bobby, Sassy, Pete and Marion. Together they discuss their ""problems"" a la Friends with a side of Ellen.

Directors: Steve Loter
A Star is Abhorred

#15 - A Star is Abhorred 8.00

Season 4 - Episode 11

Duckman takes the family and Cornfed out for dinner. The karaoke machine comes out and Bernice's rantings against Duckman are heard by a record company big-wig. He markets her as an Alanis Morrisette type of singing sensation; however, the tour takes a toll on her and the family.

Directors: Jaime Diaz
They Craved Duckman's Brain!

#16 - They Craved Duckman's Brain! 8.00

Season 3 - Episode 15

Duckman is cast in a hospital educational film with Joe Walsh; for his part he is put into a MRI chamber. The film crew is thrown out of the lab and Duckman forgotten. Left too long in the chamber, a mutation occurs which a doctor identifies as a cure for cancer. Now everyone wants Duckman's brain for their own purposes. Meanwhile, Agnes is still impersonating Grandma-ma.

Directors: Donovan Cook
Four Weddings Inconceivable

#17 - Four Weddings Inconceivable 8.00

Season 4 - Episode 28

At the wedding of Dr. Ben Stein, a series of emotional epiphanies lead to an amazing set of marriage proposals. King Chicken proposes to Bernice. Cornfed proposes to Beverly. Duckman proposes to his new love, King Chicken's ex Honey. After many arguments between the principles, Duckman says he will make all the arrangements, thereby letting everyone blame him. Despite his arrangements, the ceremony goes off with the appropriate hitches, except that Duckman finds out something that Cornfed forgot to tell him.

Directors: Steve Ressel
All About Elliott

#18 - All About Elliott 8.00

Season 4 - Episode 4

Duckman and Cornfed hire a college intern for the agency. The intern undermines Cornfed's reputation and indulges Duckman's self-destructive behavior. Duckman must choose between his flashy new assistant (who may be trying to kill him) and his old partner.

Directors: Peter Shin
The Amazing Colossal Duckman

#19 - The Amazing Colossal Duckman 8.00

Season 3 - Episode 19

Through a unique combination of chemicals, Duckman gets a rare blood disease that causes him to grow several inches each time he gets angry and rants & raves. Realizing that he can't control himself after growing several feet, Duckman exiles himself to a desert island.

Directors: John Eng
Color of Naught

#20 - Color of Naught 7.89

Season 3 - Episode 4

Duckman again foils King Chicken's plot for revenge. This time King Chicken has produced a product that makes everything beautiful, everything except Duckman. The only problem being is that this product is actually a virus that de-evolves everything. Duckman must again battle King Chicken and save the world.

Directors: John Eng
Grandma-ma's Flatulent Adventure

#21 - Grandma-ma's Flatulent Adventure 7.88

Season 3 - Episode 3

The family makes plans to put Grandma-ma in a rest home. While taking her there, Duckman gets distracted and loses track of her. Grandma-ma embarks on a flatulent adventure and later when Cornfed and Duckman find her, she appears to be dead. Duckman makes the funeral arrangements.

Directors: Norton Virgien
Dammit, Hollywood

#22 - Dammit, Hollywood 7.86

Season 4 - Episode 1

Annoyed with the current state of the film industry, Duckman goes to Hollywood to demand his $7 back. Instead, he falls into the plot of a soon-to-be deposed studio executive, a man who's looking for a patsy to run the studio into the ground in hopes of saving his own job. Duckman becomes head of Paradox Pictures, where ""if it's a good movie its a Paradox"". He quickly begins running through the studio's money, signs a secretary to a 340 million dollar deal to star in a movie in her underpants. The deposed executive also arranges it so that Duckman manages to alienate the studio's three biggest action stars.

Directors: Peter Shin
Papa Oom M.O.W. M.O.W.

#23 - Papa Oom M.O.W. M.O.W. 7.75

Season 2 - Episode 1

While trying to grab a couple of women in the ass, Duckman saves the president's life. When this fact is later revealed, Duckman tries to capitalize on his sleazy image.

Directors: Norton Virgien
Coolio Runnings

#24 - Coolio Runnings 7.67

Season 4 - Episode 2

With the Father & Son Games coming up, Duckman looks for an alternative to competing with Ajax. He spots a more than adequate replacement in recording artist Coolio, who's returned to school to replace his high school diploma. Coolio does not compete with Duckman. Ajax competes with Duckman and even tho they don't win, it has made Duckman and Ajax's bond stronger.

Directors: Jeff McGrath
A Civil War

#25 - A Civil War 7.60

Season 1 - Episode 7

Duckman is jealous when everyone showers Cornfed with their attention, so he fires him while working their next case, which involves the ""murder"" of the owner of a Steak and Waffle on a Stick factory.

Directors: Norton Virgien