The BEST episodes of The Neighborhood

Every episode of The Neighborhood ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Neighborhood!

The nicest guy in the Midwest moves his family into a tough neighborhood in Los Angeles where not everyone appreciates his extreme neighborliness. That includes their new next-door neighbor Calvin.

Last Updated: 1/25/2023Network:CBS
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Welcome to the Porch Pirate
star
7.99
191 votes

#1 - Welcome to the Porch Pirate

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/11/2021

When Dave and Gemma face a devastating loss, Calvin and Tina offer emotional support and reflect on a period that tested their own family.

Directors: Victor Gonzalez
Writer: Meg DeLoatch
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Welcome to Bro Money, Bro Problems
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7.92
182 votes

#2 - Welcome to Bro Money, Bro Problems

Season 4 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/28/2022

Calvin's wealthy and impulsive brother Curtis makes a surprise visit, creating chaos in the Butlers' lives. Also, Dave and Gemma run into challenges while trying to declutter their home.

Directors: Victor Gonzalez
Writer: Meg DeLoatch
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Welcome to the Art of Negotiation
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7.92
167 votes

#3 - Welcome to the Art of Negotiation

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/17/2022

When Dave is up for a promotion at work, Calvin tries to help him negotiate a raise from his penny-pinching new boss, Gregory. Also, Tina struggles with whether to share some sensitive information with Gemma.

Directors: Victor Gonzalez
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Welcome to the Remodel
star
7.87
167 votes

#4 - Welcome to the Remodel

Season 4 - Episode 15 - Aired 3/14/2022

After months of crashing with Malcolm and Marty, Calvin and Tina finally reveal the impressive results of their major home renovation. Also, Dave and Gemma decide it's time to have "the talk" with Grover.

Directors: Victor Gonzalez
Writer: Chris Moore
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Welcome to the Stakeout
star
7.87
174 votes

#5 - Welcome to the Stakeout

Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/28/2022

When there's a break-in at Calvin's business, he teams up with Dave for a stakeout to catch the culprit in the act. Also, Gemma is uncharacteristically reluctant to share her new hobby with Tina.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Welcome to Our Time
star
7.86
128 votes

#6 - Welcome to Our Time

Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/5/2022

Calvin weighs the pros and cons of making a major life change. Also, Marty turns to Dave for help dealing with a troubling discovery.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Welcome to Thanksgiving
star
7.86
424 votes

#7 - Welcome to Thanksgiving

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/19/2018

Dave and Gemma host a memorable Thanksgiving in their new home when Dave’s politically incorrect mother, Paula, visits from out of town and meets Calvin, Tina and the rest of the Butler family for the first time.

Directors: Stan Lathan
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Welcome to Jury Duty
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7.86
183 votes

#8 - Welcome to Jury Duty

Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/3/2022

Calvin and Dave are both chosen to serve as jurors on the same trial. Also, Malcolm and Marty get a big surprise when they fail to ask what the movie's about after they rent out their house for a film shoot.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Welcome to the Campaign
star
7.85
252 votes

#9 - Welcome to the Campaign

Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/4/2020

Dave makes a run for city council, working hard to earn Calvin's support, only to have a controversial photo threaten to derail his entire campaign.

Directors: Mark Cendrowski
Writer: Don D. Scott
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Welcome to the Hot Prospect
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7.84
163 votes

#10 - Welcome to the Hot Prospect

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/24/2022

When Calvin stumbles upon a big business opportunity, he must convince Malcolm to help him so he can seal the deal. Also, Gemma is forced to confront a secret from her beauty pageant past when a friend from her hometown arrives.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Welcome to Fight Night
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7.84
382 votes

#11 - Welcome to Fight Night

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/4/2019

Calvin reluctantly invites Dave to join his guys’ night at home with Malcolm and Marty, while Gemma and Tina take their first girls’ trip to Vegas and find themselves unexpectedly in the spotlight.

Directors: Phill Lewis
Writer: Jim Reynolds
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Welcome to the Hockey Game
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7.83
289 votes

#12 - Welcome to the Hockey Game

Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/17/2020

After Calvin enjoys attending a hockey game with Dave, Malcolm and Marty wonder if their neighbor is rubbing off too much on their dad; Tina decides to enjoy the perks that come with her "stardom" when she's mistaken for an A-list celebrity.

Directors: Mark Cendrowski
Writer: Ryan Raddatz
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Welcome to the Haunting
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7.83
196 votes

#13 - Welcome to the Haunting

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/1/2021

As Halloween draws near, Calvin tries to determine what's behind the sudden strange occurrences at the Butlers' house. Also, Gemma and Tina question if their days of sexy costumes should be behind them.

Directors: Victor Gonzalez
Writer: Jess Pineda
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Welcome to the Jump
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7.83
269 votes

#14 - Welcome to the Jump

Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/6/2020

When Tina receives unexpected news, Calvin, Dave and Gemma encourage her to embrace a new chapter by taking a big leap of faith -- literally -- by learning to skydive; Marty helps Grover create a battle bot for a school science competition.

Directors: Victor Gonzalez
Writer: Malik S
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Welcome to Logan #2
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7.82
364 votes

#15 - Welcome to Logan #2

Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/25/2019

When Calvin and Dave’s college basketball teams go head to head, Dave surprises the Butlers with tickets to the game and also invites one of his best friends from Michigan, Logan #2, who reveals to Calvin surprising new details about Dave.

Directors: Mark Cendrowski
Writer: Malik S
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Welcome to the Intervention
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7.82
187 votes

#16 - Welcome to the Intervention

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/27/2021

When a member of the community's behavior becomes increasingly erratic, Calvin and Dave step up to help. Also, Marty undergoes a dramatic makeover to impress a longtime crush.

Directors: Victor Gonzalez
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Welcome to the Man Code
star
7.82
170 votes

#17 - Welcome to the Man Code

Season 4 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/21/2022

When Calvin discovers his friend is harboring a secret, he struggles with whether to share the info with Tina. Also, Dave becomes concerned about Gemma's growing closeness to a coach at her school.

Directors: Kelly Park
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Welcome to the Procedure
star
7.82
221 votes

#18 - Welcome to the Procedure

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 2/22/2021

When Dave discovers Calvin hasn't seen a physician in nearly a decade, he insists that he schedule a physical; Calvin gets more than he bargained for when Dr. Fisher insists he undergo a routine colonoscopy.

Directors: Ron Moseley
Writer: Don D. Scott
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Welcome to the Barbershop
star
7.82
425 votes

#19 - Welcome to the Barbershop

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/12/2018

When Dave drops by Calvin’s longtime barbershop, he’s quickly embraced by its owner and patrons, much to Calvin’s consternation.

Directors: Victor Gonzalez
Writer: Malik S
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Welcome to the Big Little Leagues
star
7.81
182 votes

#20 - Welcome to the Big Little Leagues

Season 4 - Episode 14 - Aired 3/7/2022

Calvin and Malcolm butt heads on coaching styles as Malcolm's little league team approaches its first game of the season. Also, Tina tries to win over a food critic she inadvertently offended before he reviews her cupcakes.

Directors: Eric Dean Seaton
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Welcome to the Bully
star
7.80
338 votes

#21 - Welcome to the Bully

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/30/2019

When Grover gets into a fight with a bully at school, Gemma is torn between her role as principal and wanting to protect her son; Calvin encourages Marty to stand up to his own bully, only to be shocked when he learns who it is.

Directors: Mark Cendrowski
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Welcome to the Hero
star
7.80
187 votes

#22 - Welcome to the Hero

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 4/19/2021

Dave earns Calvin’s respect when he thwarts a robbery at the barbershop, until the recognition goes to his head and he starts exaggerating the truth. Also, Marty invites an anxious Gemma to give his new stress-busting hobby a try

Directors: Mark Cendrowski
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Welcome to the Big One
star
7.79
185 votes

#23 - Welcome to the Big One

Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/24/2022

The Butlers and Johnsons are rattled in different ways after an earthquake strikes, with Calvin and Tina moving in with Malcolm and Marty while their home is repaired, and Dave going to extremes trying to prepare his family for the next time.

Directors: Phill Lewis
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Welcome to the Wagon
star
7.79
318 votes

#24 - Welcome to the Wagon

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/28/2019

Dave and Tina discover a common bond when they attend a concert together. Also, Gemma seeks the Butlers' help when an unwelcome visitor takes up residence in the Johnson home.

Directors: Phill Lewis
Writer: Ryan Raddatz
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Welcome to the Dream Girls
star
7.79
163 votes

#25 - Welcome to the Dream Girls

Season 4 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/16/2022

When Tina reunites with her former girl group after decades apart, old issues are reignited, threatening to derail the trio’s big performance.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes

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