The WORST episodes of The Neighborhood

Every episode of The Neighborhood ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Neighborhood!

The nicest guy in the Midwest moves his family into a tough neighborhood in Los Angeles where not everyone appreciates his extreme neighborliness. That includes their new next-door neighbor Calvin.

Last Updated: 5/19/2026Network: CBSStatus: Ended
Welcome to the Movement
star
6.96
307 votes

#1 - Welcome to the Movement

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/16/2020

The Butlers and Johnsons unite when a member of their community is the victim of racial injustice.

Directors: Mark Cendrowski
Writer: Jim Reynolds
Welcome to Baby Proofing
star
7.00
58 votes

#2 - Welcome to Baby Proofing

Season 8 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/9/2026

While Marty heads to San Diego for a tech convention and Courtney is away for the weekend, Tina’s insistence on babysitting Daphne sparks a baby-proofing fiasco that leaves Calvin and Dave unexpectedly locked inside the bathroom.

Welcome to Gemma Johnson's Day Off
star
7.14
63 votes

#3 - Welcome to Gemma Johnson's Day Off

Season 8 - Episode 15 - Aired 4/6/2026

Gemma reaches her limit at work, and when a car issue forces her to slow down, an unexpected break helps her rethink what she really wants next. Meanwhile, Marty and Malcolm’s plans are thrown off course when unexpected opportunities arise, and Dave embraces a new career path.

Welcome to Murder at Sea
star
7.19
64 votes

#4 - Welcome to Murder at Sea

Season 8 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/16/2026

Gemma throws Dave an unforgettable murder mystery birthday party. Meanwhile, Malcolm uses the celebration to introduce Mercedes to his family.

Welcome to Secrets and Santa
star
7.19
112 votes

#5 - Welcome to Secrets and Santa

Season 8 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/8/2025

The Butlers’ anniversary plans take an unexpected turn when a blast from the past, Calvin’s ex-girlfriend, resurfaces. Meanwhile, Malcolm’s meeting gets hijacked, Marty makes a big move toward commitment and Gemma finds herself caught in a holiday misunderstanding.

Watch Now:Apple TV
Welcome to the Purse Dog
star
7.24
58 votes

#6 - Welcome to the Purse Dog

Season 8 - Episode 17 - Aired 4/20/2026

Calvin reluctantly agrees to dog-sit a glamorous little companion, only to face an awkward twist when someone else lays claim to it. Meanwhile, a joint celebration prompts Malcolm to question whether he and Mercedes are moving too fast.

Welcome to the Hoodwink
star
7.25
89 votes

#7 - Welcome to the Hoodwink

Season 8 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/2/2026

Tina grows concerned about Malcolm’s romantic choices. Meanwhile, Calvin and Dave’s street smarts are put to the test.

Welcome to Family Value
star
7.26
122 votes

#8 - Welcome to Family Value

Season 8 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/3/2025

Malcolm’s home renovation takes an unexpected turn when Calvin’s cousin Crutch shows up uninvited to fix his floors. Meanwhile, Dave’s attempts to help around the house and support Grover’s booming T-shirt business lead to more stress than he bargained for. This episode is the back-door pilot for the 'Crutch' spin-off on Paramount+.

Welcome to the Walk of Roses
star
7.28
118 votes

#9 - Welcome to the Walk of Roses

Season 8 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/17/2025

Calvin receives an unexpected honor that sparks mixed emotions, while Malcolm’s ghostwriting gig takes a wild turn after a viral outburst from his celebrity client.

Welcome to the Things We Do for Love
star
7.28
60 votes

#10 - Welcome to the Things We Do for Love

Season 8 - Episode 14 - Aired 3/30/2026

Marty meets Courtney’s intimidating father to ask for his blessing, but Clancy’s cryptic response sends Calvin and Tina digging for answers. Meanwhile, Gemma and Dave are stunned by Grover’s tattoo.

Welcome to Babies and Bathwater
star
7.29
113 votes

#11 - Welcome to Babies and Bathwater

Season 8 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/1/2025

Dave’s ambitious home improvement plans take a turn, prompting Calvin to step in, while Malcolm seeks Gemma’s help to overcome writer’s block. Meanwhile, Tina’s suggestion for Daphne sparks a parenting dilemma for Courtney.

Welcome to the Neighborhood, Daphne
star
7.30
158 votes

#12 - Welcome to the Neighborhood, Daphne

Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/21/2024

Marty and Courtney bring baby Daphne home from the hospital and Calvin is surprised to learn that Marty plans to take the paternity leave Dave offered in the employee handbook for the Fuse Box. Also, Tina will do anything to earn Daphne’s love.

Welcome to New Horizons
star
7.31
119 votes

#13 - Welcome to New Horizons

Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/10/2025

Dave’s silent auction wins lead to a classical concert outing with Gemma and the Butlers that quickly goes off the rails. Meanwhile, Malcolm’s ghostwriting gig takes a surprising turn when Tina encourages him to dive into reality TV for inspiration – sparking an unexpected obsession.

Welcome to the Vote
star
7.31
147 votes

#14 - Welcome to the Vote

Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/4/2024

Dave gathers everyone for a lengthy ballot-palooza party to discuss the merits of every candidate and prop on each of their election ballots. Gemma is determined to run a tight ship as their local precinct captain.

Welcome to the Breaking Point
star
7.32
57 votes

#15 - Welcome to the Breaking Point

Season 8 - Episode 16 - Aired 4/13/2026

After a frightening encounter, Dave takes a hard look at his health, prompting Calvin to help him find a healthier way to let off steam. Meanwhile, Tina has a hard time letting go of old memories, and Marty and Malcolm argue over a valuable find from their past.

Pilot
star
7.33
741 votes

#16 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/1/2018

Dave Johnson, the friendliest guy in the Midwest, moves his family to a neighborhood in Los Angeles where not everyone looks like him or appreciates his extreme neighborliness.

Directors: James Burrows
Writer: Jim Reynolds
Watch Now:Apple TV
Welcome To The Family
star
7.34
230 votes

#17 - Welcome To The Family

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/20/2021

When Dave starts researching his genealogy, he makes a surprising discovery: he and Calvin are more than just neighbors. Also, Tina offers to help Gemma when she’s overcome with morning sickness, and inadvertently stumbles on a new business idea.

Directors: Victor Gonzalez
Writer: Ralph Greene
Welcome to Pomp and Circumstance
star
7.40
121 votes

#18 - Welcome to Pomp and Circumstance

Season 7 - Episode 19 - Aired 5/5/2025

Tina and Gemma plan a joint graduation party for Malcolm and Grover.

Welcome to the Mama Drama
star
7.43
217 votes

#19 - Welcome to the Mama Drama

Season 4 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/9/2022

When Calvin is honored by the Chamber of Commerce for the positive impact his business has had on the community, he hopes to finally gain the approval of his mother, Marilyn.

Directors: Victor Gonzalez
Welcome to Getting Lucky
star
7.44
142 votes

#20 - Welcome to Getting Lucky

Season 7 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/24/2025

Calvin and Dave join Lamar on a road trip to the casino. Also, Tina and Gemma babysit Daphne while Marty desperately tries to spend time with Courtney alone.

Welcome to Couples Therapy
star
7.44
258 votes

#21 - Welcome to Couples Therapy

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/30/2020

After learning Dave and Gemma occasionally see a couples therapist to keep their marriage strong, Tina decides she and Calvin should do the same, to Calvin's consternation.

Directors: Ron Moseley
Watch Now:Apple TV
Welcome to the Downsizing
star
7.45
123 votes

#22 - Welcome to the Downsizing

Season 8 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/20/2025

Calvin and Marty face permit delays at Westside Fuse Box, pushing back the grand opening, while Malcolm’s booming writing career sparks an urgent search for a new nanny. Over at the Johnson house, Dave is still struggling to bounce back after being fired.

Watch Now:Apple TV
Welcome to the Housewarming
star
7.46
565 votes

#23 - Welcome to the Housewarming

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/22/2018

Dave and Gemma decide to invite the Butlers to their housewarming party. However, when everyone but Calvin accepts, Dave decides he’s finally had enough of Calvin’s refusal to welcome him to town.

Directors: Ken Whittingham
Writer: Ryan Raddatz
Watch Now:Apple TV
Welcome to Spades
star
7.46
114 votes

#24 - Welcome to Spades

Season 8 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/27/2025

Marty and Courtney’s nanny search takes an awkward turn, while Calvin’s secret spades night stirs tension at home. Meanwhile, Dave’s new hobby tests everyone’s patience, and a texting miscommunication between Tina and Gemma leads to a fiery confrontation.

Welcome to the Pickle (2)
star
7.51
146 votes

#25 - Welcome to the Pickle (2)

Season 7 - Episode 10 - Aired 2/3/2025

The Johnsons and Butlers are curious about their new neighbors’ lifestyle and their interest raises some surprising questions. Also, Marty feels pressure to enroll Daphne in the best preschool.