The WORST episodes of On Cinema

Every episode of On Cinema ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of On Cinema!

A weekly discussion about film hosted by Tim Heidecker, featuring guest Gregg Turkington.

Last Updated: 3/28/2024Network: HEI NetworkStatus: Continuing
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'The Magnificent Seven' and 'Storks'
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5.45
33 votes

#1 - 'The Magnificent Seven' and 'Storks'

Season 8 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/28/2016

An eventful season wraps up with two reviews, a visit to a Victorville landmark, and Tim sharing new and cutting-edge music.

'The Man with the Iron Fists' and 'Flight'
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5.60
10 votes

#2 - 'The Man with the Iron Fists' and 'Flight'

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/2/2012

This week, Tim and Gregg review instant classics 'The Man With the Iron Fists' and 'Flight' and actual classic 'Multiplicity.'

'Riddick'
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6.00
2 votes

#3 - 'Riddick'

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/4/2013

A simple deportation and a new Vin Diesel movie: all's right with the world!

'Solace' and 'The Light Between Oceans'
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6.00
4 votes

#4 - 'Solace' and 'The Light Between Oceans'

Season 8 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/7/2016

Two fresh reviews, a look at Victorville landmark, and highlighting a couple Popcorn Classics.

‘Abominable’ & ‘Judy’
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6.00
2 votes

#5 - ‘Abominable’ & ‘Judy’

Season 11 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/25/2019

The buffs are back with two fresh reviews.

'Joker' & 'The Current War'
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6.00
2 votes

#6 - 'Joker' & 'The Current War'

Season 11 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/2/2019

Tim shares more sound advice. Plus Mark Proksch returns!

'Midway' & 'Arctic Dogs'
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6.00
2 votes

#7 - 'Midway' & 'Arctic Dogs'

Season 11 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/6/2019

The buffs sample an exciting new war film and a snowy animated tale.

'Frozen 2' & '21 Bridges'
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6.00
2 votes

#8 - 'Frozen 2' & '21 Bridges'

Season 11 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/20/2019

Will Frozen 2 live up to the hype? Find out what the buffs have to say.

'The Circle' and 'How to Be a Latin Lover'
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6.25
4 votes

#9 - 'The Circle' and 'How to Be a Latin Lover'

Season 9 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/24/2017

The great Tom Hanks lights up the silver screen once more. Also, Gregg welcomes a very special guest.

'Rampage' & 'Super Troopers 2'
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6.33
3 votes

#10 - 'Rampage' & 'Super Troopers 2'

Season 10 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/19/2018

Tim and Gregg look at a summer blockbuster and grade the return of a cult favorite. Also, Gregg shares an exciting Popcorn Classic.

'Pacific Rim Uprising' & 'Sherlock Gnomes'
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6.33
3 votes

#11 - 'Pacific Rim Uprising' & 'Sherlock Gnomes'

Season 10 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/22/2018

The buffs return with a brand new set and two fresh reviews. Plus Tim introduces a powerful ally against germs.

'Charlie's Angels' & 'The Report'
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6.50
2 votes

#12 - 'Charlie's Angels' & 'The Report'

Season 11 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/13/2019

Tim and Gregg check out the reboot of a classic '70s show plus a somber flick regarding the tragedy of 9/11.

'Sgt. Stubby: An American Hero' & 'Overboard'
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6.67
3 votes

#13 - 'Sgt. Stubby: An American Hero' & 'Overboard'

Season 10 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/12/2018

Take a (simulated) VR tour while enjoying two fresh reviews. Plus Gregg adds a 'creature feature' to the pantheon of Popcorn Classics.

'Ready Player One' & 'Tyler Perry's Acrimony'
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6.67
3 votes

#14 - 'Ready Player One' & 'Tyler Perry's Acrimony'

Season 10 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/29/2018

Tim and Gregg check out new joints from Spielberg and Perry. Also, Gregg gives an update of the Victorville Film Archive.

'Oblivion' and 'Scary Movie 5'
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6.67
3 votes

#15 - 'Oblivion' and 'Scary Movie 5'

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/11/2013

Explore new worlds this weekend in Tom Cruise's new film 'Oblivion' or snack on some eye candy in 'Scary Movie 5' -- or just reflect on life with Tim, because time is so valuable.

'Avengers: Infinity War'
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6.75
4 votes

#16 - 'Avengers: Infinity War'

Season 10 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/3/2018

Screen legend Joe Estevez joins Tim and Gregg for a look at Marvel's biggest blockbuster.

'G.I. Joe: Retaliation' and 'Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor'
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6.91
32 votes

#17 - 'G.I. Joe: Retaliation' and 'Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor'

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/28/2013

Again with Bruce Willis! Again with The Rock! Again with Channing Tatum! Throw in the real Tyler Perry and Jimmy McNichol and you've got a star-studded episode of On Cinema At The Cinema.

'Chappie' and 'The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel'
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6.94
31 votes

#18 - 'Chappie' and 'The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel'

Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/4/2015

The buffs critique two new flicks and dish on the hotly-awaited Decker sequel, Decker: Port of Call: Hawaii, with guest star Joe Estevez.

'Hot Tub Time Machine 2' and 'McFarland USA'
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6.94
31 votes

#19 - 'Hot Tub Time Machine 2' and 'McFarland USA'

Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/18/2015

Tim and Gregg review two hotly awaited movies while also laying the groundwork for a much-anticipated sequel.

'Fifty Shades of Grey' and 'Kingsman: The Secret Service'
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6.94
31 votes

#20 - 'Fifty Shades of Grey' and 'Kingsman: The Secret Service'

Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/11/2015

Find out which movie is worth your money this Valentine's Day weekend.

'Grown Ups 2' and 'Pacific Rim'
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6.94
32 votes

#21 - 'Grown Ups 2' and 'Pacific Rim'

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/10/2013

The gang is back together with big gross-out laughs in 'Grown Ups 2', and 'Pacific Rim' is one Tom Cruise short of a perfect rating.

'Turbo' and 'Red 2'
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6.97
31 votes

#22 - 'Turbo' and 'Red 2'

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/17/2013

The childlike wonder of 'Turbo' is as entertaining as it is confusing, and 'Red 2' lives up to the high mark set by its predecessor

'The Wolverine' and 'Blue Jasmine'
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6.97
31 votes

#23 - 'The Wolverine' and 'Blue Jasmine'

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/24/2013

An incredibly long runtime doesn't hurt the brilliant "The Wolverine" and actor Joe Estevez comes by to discuss "Blue Jasmine" and the legacy of Woody Allen.

'Focus' and 'Lazarus'
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6.97
31 votes

#24 - 'Focus' and 'Lazarus'

Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/25/2015

It's a busy week with two fresh reviews, an update on Decker, another Popcorn Classic, and an urgent message from Tim.

'The Divergent Series: Insurgent' and 'The Gunman'
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6.97
31 votes

#25 - 'The Divergent Series: Insurgent' and 'The Gunman'

Season 6 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/18/2015

The duo sound off on a pair of new movies that bear a striking resemblance to Decker: Port of Call: Hawaii.