The BEST episodes written by Tim Heidecker

8.87

38 votes

#1 - Delicious Pizza

Tim and Eric Nite Live - Season 1 - Episode 1

The premiere episode of Tim and Eric Nite Live! stars Richard Dunn, David Liebe Hart, Zach Galifianakis, and Doug Lussenhop as DJ Douggpound.

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8.67

3 votes

#2 - Port of Call: Hawaii - Episode 17

Decker - Season 2 - Episode 17

Decker continues his jungle assault only to come across a massive breach in security.

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8.67

3 votes

#3 - Port of Call: Hawaii - Episode 15

Decker - Season 2 - Episode 15

Decker takes to the jungle in an aggressive attack against the Taliban.

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8.67

3 votes

#4 - Port of Call: Hawaii - Episode 20

Decker - Season 2 - Episode 20

In order to save the nation, Decker must come face-to-face with pure evil.

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8.50

4 votes

#5 - Port of Call: Hawaii - Episode 12

Decker - Season 2 - Episode 12

With Hawaii on the brink of destruction, President Davidson calls Decker for the latest intel.

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8.33

3 votes

#6 - Port of Call: Hawaii - Episode 14

Decker - Season 2 - Episode 14

With Decker's guidance, Kington learns the true meaning of why good men fight.

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8.33

3 votes

#7 - Port of Call: Hawaii - Episode 13

Decker - Season 2 - Episode 13

Decker attempts a risky plan that, if completed, will gain him access to the location of every terrorist on the island.

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8.33

3 votes

#8 - Port of Call: Hawaii - Episode 18

Decker - Season 2 - Episode 18

Trapped in a terrorist hideout with no options, Decker turns to Kington in a last ditch effort for freedom.

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8.00

4 votes

#9 - Port of Call: Hawaii - Episode 10

Decker - Season 2 - Episode 10

Decker declares the time for strategy is over. They must take action or the island, and America, will be lost.

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8.00

3 votes

#10 - Port of Call: Hawaii - Episode 19

Decker - Season 2 - Episode 19

Decker uses his CIA training to gain hard-hitting intel.

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'Parental Guidance' and 'Django Unchained'

8.00

9 votes

#11 - 'Parental Guidance' and 'Django Unchained'

On Cinema - Season 1 - Episode 10

Tim and Gregg discuss a family-friendly film, a not-so-family-friendly film, and disagree to disagree on their picks for the best film of 2012.

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8.00

3 votes

#12 - Port of Call: Hawaii - Episode 16

Decker - Season 2 - Episode 16

With Decker in the field, President Davidson calls Kington for the latest updates.

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8.00

4 votes

#13 - Port of Call: Hawaii - Episode 11

Decker - Season 2 - Episode 11

Decker and Kington infiltrate the terrorists' secret compound. A disgraced President Davidson looks back on his legacy.

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7.94

31 votes

#14 - Prunes

Beef House - Season 1 - Episode 2

Neighbor Lana invites Tim over for some special hot tub alone time. Fearing the hot water may explode his bowels, it's up to the Beef Boys to find a solution.

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'Jack Reacher' and 'Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away'

7.91

11 votes

#15 - 'Jack Reacher' and 'Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away'

On Cinema - Season 1 - Episode 9

Tim is happy to see Tom Cruise back in the spotlight, but a classic VHS debate sparks the Wrath of Gregg.

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7.77

25 votes

#16 - Beaver in the Beef House

Beef House - Season 1 - Episode 4

While Tim practices for his upcoming darts championship, a beaver plagues the Beef House and only one item will lure it out.

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7.75

4 votes

#17 - Port of Call: Hawaii - Episode 8

Decker - Season 2 - Episode 8

Lanoi reveals new concerns about Decker to Special Agent Kington.

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7.75

4 votes

#18 - Port of Call: Hawaii - Episode 9

Decker - Season 2 - Episode 9

Decker and Kington decide the only way forward is through jungle warfare.

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7.56

9 votes

#19 - Port of Call: Hawaii - Episode 2

Decker - Season 2 - Episode 2

Decker reconnects with his oldest and dearest friend, Lanoi Arnold. As celebration, he performs his hit song.

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'Zero Dark Thirty' and 'Monsters, Inc. 3D'

7.50

12 votes

#20 - 'Zero Dark Thirty' and 'Monsters, Inc. 3D'

On Cinema - Season 1 - Episode 8

Tim and Gregg are both impressed by 'Zero Dark Thirty,' but can't exactly agree on whether to make a trip to the cinema for 3D films.

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7.44

9 votes

#21 - 'The Hobbit' and 'Les Misérables'

On Cinema - Season 1 - Episode 7

Tim and Gregg finally get to let their Hobbit Freak Flags fly as they chat about the adventures of Bilbo and the gang. Also, Les Miserables is a movie with music in it.

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7.43

7 votes

#22 - Port of Call: Hawaii - Episode 3

Decker - Season 2 - Episode 3

The future of Decker's vacation is placed in peril. Will he shun responsibility, or will he step up to the challenge?

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7.38

8 votes

#23 - Port of Call: Hawaii - Episode 7

Decker - Season 2 - Episode 7

Decker takes to the water on a specially built jet ski. Meanwhile, Kington acquires a tape from a suspicious source.

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7.36

87 votes

#24 - WW Laserz

Tom Goes to the Mayor - Season 1 - Episode 2

Tom bought a whole bunch of World War II items online, thus deciding to propose a WWII themed restaurant to the Mayor, but with the help of the Mayor's nephew Terry, it is quickly changed to an arcade/pizza parlor.

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7.34

74 votes

#25 - Hair

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! - Season 4 - Episode 8

Cinco introduces the C-Bund as a "great alternative to pants", Tim graduates from barber school, "Live With my Dad" song, J.J. Pepper's Videography ad(guest starring Will Forte), Afternoon Review, Eric ruins Tim's graduation party, "Reasonable Shirts", Cinco Musical Tapes presents "Groban sings Casey" ad.

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'Playing for Keeps' and 'Hyde Park on Hudson'

7.33

9 votes

#26 - 'Playing for Keeps' and 'Hyde Park on Hudson'

On Cinema - Season 1 - Episode 6

Playing For Keeps scores a gooooooaaal with Tim and Gregg, while Bill Murray should be elected President of Comedy, but not for playing FDR. Also Gregg takes us out to another famous Tinseltown location.

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7.33

6 votes

#27 - Port of Call: Hawaii - Episode 6

Decker - Season 2 - Episode 6

With time running out for the president, Decker comes up with an ingenious plan to gain new intel.

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7.33

79 votes

#28 - Brothers Cinco

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! - Season 4 - Episode 9

A short film featuring the brothers Cinco; Mark (Tim) & Terry (Eric). During CincoCon, Terry is officially charged with the murder of his wife Lynn. The company rolls out their "E-Trial" software, which takes the place of an actual trial.

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7.32

38 votes

#29 - Port of Call: Hawaii - Episode 1

Decker - Season 2 - Episode 1

Decker is back! This time he's relaxing beachside on the beautiful and reclusive island of Hawaii. Not even calls from the president can stop this R&R.

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7.29

7 votes

#30 - Port of Call: Hawaii - Episode 5

Decker - Season 2 - Episode 5

Decker tracks down Agent Kington and learns a deeply hidden secret.

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7.28

78 votes

#31 - Origins

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! - Season 4 - Episode 6

Tim and Eric's origins, The Cinco Mouth Decorator, Dr Steve Brule with a tip on eggs.

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7.26

77 votes

#32 - Tennis

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! - Season 4 - Episode 10

Tim and Eric engage in a high stakes game of tennis, while Richard Dunn presides. Meanwhile, Glen Tennis sits down with Grum to discuss the release of their latest film.

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7.25

4 votes

#33 - Quall-ity Episode

Tim and Eric Nite Live - Season 1 - Episode 2

We always believed that Tim and Eric had Hollywood connections, but who knew that they could get Tom Cruise to appear on this second installment of Tim And Eric Nite Live? Of course, they couldn't leave regulars Richard Dunn and James Quall out of party.

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7.23

29 votes

#34 - Boro

Beef House - Season 1 - Episode 3

Eric takes his troubled nephew, Boro, only to discover he's more than the Beef House could ever have expected.

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'The Frozen Ground' and 'Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning'

7.18

38 votes

#35 - 'The Frozen Ground' and 'Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning'

On Cinema - Season 1 - Episode 5

Tim and Gregg are both excited to discuss 'The Frozen Ground' and 'Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning', but Tim sort of has a lot on his plate right now.

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7.18

38 votes

#36 - 'Red Dawn' and 'Life of Pi'

On Cinema - Season 1 - Episode 4

Tim and Gregg review 'Red Dawn' and 'Life of Pi,' which is maybe the weirdest movie ever made. And 'Twilight' fans are in for a treat, because Gregg has brought in his copy of the original 'Twilight' series!

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7.17

81 votes

#37 - Tommy

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! - Season 4 - Episode 5

Tim and Eric hire Tommy Wiseau to direct a "Pig Man" sketch for them. Features clips from The Room. Cinco introduces the Mancierge service.

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7.17

76 votes

#38 - Presidents

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! - Season 4 - Episode 7

Ben Hur hosts The Ben Hur Show Awesome. Includes a commercial for FreeRealEstateForJim.biz, a Kid Break about bloody nipples, Channel 5 Presents The Human Body with Dr. Steve Brule, Tim and Eric both want to be President during a press conference, "White Boys", Michael Ian Black Focus on Comedy with guests Tim and Eric, and an ad for The Best of Pusswhip Banggang album.

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7.17

78 votes

#39 - Road Trip

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! - Season 4 - Episode 4

Tim and Eric embark on a road trip. James Quall goes Back to Squall.

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7.16

44 votes

#40 - Episode 3

Decker - Season 1 - Episode 3

With an explosive suitcase in-hand, Decker struggles to get answers from the President's tight-lipped code expert. Will he break the three-digit code and reveal the sensitive information contained within the case? Or will the explosion destroy the United States capital and two centuries' worth of American history?

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7.09

34 votes

#41 - 'Kick-Ass 2'

On Cinema - Season 3 - Episode 7

An argument over the setting of a Star Trek film means Tim and Gregg may have to cancel their 4:45 PM reservations at Carrabba's.

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7.09

93 votes

#42 - Bear Trap Brothers

Tom Goes to the Mayor - Season 1 - Episode 1

Tom and The Mayor are worried about the safety of Jefferton's children, so they decide to buy thousands of Bear Traps to place all around the city to keep strangers away from the children.

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'Twilight: Part Two' and 'Anna Karenina'

7.08

38 votes

#43 - 'Twilight: Part Two' and 'Anna Karenina'

On Cinema - Season 1 - Episode 3

It's chick flick week as Tim and Gregg review vampire movie 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 2' and Russian movie 'Anna Karenina,' plus Gregg debuts an educational new segment.

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7.08

13 votes

#44 - Episode 5

Decker - Season 1 - Episode 5

Decker returns to the White House to inform President Davidson of the "Manhattan Incident."

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7.06

32 votes

#45 - 'Smurfs 2' and '300: Rise of an Empire'

On Cinema - Season 3 - Episode 5

The Oscars may have to make a new category for 'The Smurfs 2' while '300: Rise of an Empire' sparks a debate over the importance of having characters who died in the first movie return for the sequel.

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'Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters' and 'Elysium'

7.06

33 votes

#46 - 'Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters' and 'Elysium'

On Cinema - Season 3 - Episode 6

Tim doesn't need to see "Percy Jackson: Sea Of Monsters" and "Elysium" to know they are five baggers.

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'One Direction: This Is Us' and 'The Getaway'

7.06

33 votes

#47 - 'One Direction: This Is Us' and 'The Getaway'

On Cinema - Season 3 - Episode 9

Gregg throws a VHS-shaped wrench into Tim and Ayaka's relationship after he wonders who took his VHS copy of 'Airheads'.

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7.06

34 votes

#48 - 'The Lone Ranger' and 'Despicable Me 2'

On Cinema - Season 3 - Episode 1

Johnny Depp uses classic movie misdirection in 'The Lone Ranger' and Al Pacino puts in the finest performance of his career in 'Despicable Me 2' as Tim acclimates to his painful post-surgery life.

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7.02

43 votes

#49 - Army Buddy Brad

Beef House - Season 1 - Episode 1

As Eric prepares his greatest Easter ever, Tim's army buddy Brad visits the Beef House, causing mayhem as he sets up camp and takes control.

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7.00

33 votes

#50 - 'The World's End' and 'The Colony'

On Cinema - Season 3 - Episode 8

The first episode since Gregg Turkington's dismissal marks a real turning point in Tim's life -- for the better!