The WORST episodes of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica
Every episode of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica!
Newlyweds follows the always interesting, and sometimes funny, newly married Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson. Don't miss the parties, the performing, the love, and of course, the 'Jessica Moments' as Nick and Jess put their celebrity marriage on display in Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica. THEME SONG: "This I Swear" by Nick Lachey
#1 - The Orange Bowl
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/2/2005
Nick and Jessica are in the Orange Bowl to watch Ashlee's performance
#2 - The Newlyweds
Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 8/18/2004
Jessica experiences problems while preparing for her tour; Nick participates in batting practice with the Cincinnati Reds; Nick and Jessica return to the site of their wedding.
#3 - A Newlyweds Christmas
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/25/2004
Nick & Jessica spend the Christmas holidays with family in Cincinnati and Dallas.
#4 - The Anniversary
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/21/2004
After Jessica's dad books her to sing, Nick and Jessica are forced to celebrate their first anniversary in Atlantic City; after the trip is interrupted by Oktoberfest they head off for a romantic night in New York.
#5 - Newlyweds Birthday
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/14/2003
Nick battles bees; Drew and Lea throw a huge Alice In Wonderland Theme Party for Jessica's 23rd birthday.
#6 - The New Newlyweds
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/16/2003
Jessica records a new song; Nick's 82 yr old grandmother gets married.
#7 - Newlyweds Go Camping
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/2/2003
Nick & Jessica go camping with Nick's brother Drew,his wife Lea,and their German Shepherd Dog named Luka. The girls freak out about the possibility of bears being around.
#8 - The Duet
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/18/2004
Nick & Jessica have a hectic December with 18 different shows to perform; Nick & Jessica make plans to record a duet.
#9 - Eye Surgery
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 7/7/2004
Nick & Drew go deep-sea fishing; Jessica performs at a USO show in Dallas, TX; Jessica & CaCee get Lasik eye surgery.
#10 - Being Famous Ain't Easy
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 6/30/2004
Nick & Jessica must deal with aggressive paparazzi and fans; Nick & Jessica rent a house in Palm Springs with her family for Easter.
#11 - Newlyweds Baby
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 7/14/2004
Nick & Jessica visit friends in Arizona and take turns babysitting their friends newborn baby; Nick contemplates becoming a Big Brother.
#13 - The Traveling Newlyweds
Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 8/4/2004
Nick & Drew are in Fiji to take part in the Kelly Slater Surf Invitational; Jessica is in New Orleans to shoot the video for her song 'Angel.'
#14 - Newlyweds Two Year Anniversary
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/26/2005
Nick and Jessica celebrate their two-year wedding anniversary in Napa Valley, California.
#15 - Jess Gets a Root Canal
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/2/2005
Jessica has a toothache and has to get a root canal. Meanwhile, Nick goes shopping for Halloween supplies.
#16 - New Year's Eve
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/23/2005
It's New Year's for the newlyweds! The couple and some friends head down to Miami. But their dream home isn't really a dream but a nightmare. Remember, all's well that end's well.
#17 - Boys Weekend in Cabo
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/9/2005
With Jessica away in Louisiana filming a movie, Nick takes off to Cabo with his friends for a guys-only weekend. A night of barbecuing and drinking inspires some creative haircuts. A fishing trip is halted by military men who have the guys fill out fishing licenses. A trip to a Baja race track takes a turn for the worse when one of the guys totals a race car resulting in $10,000 worth of damages. Back in Baton Rouge, Jessica films new scenes and misses her hubby
#18 - Newlyweds Together Again
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/16/2005
Nick heads out to Louisiana to spend more time with Jessica while she films her first movie, The Dukes of Hazzard. Jessica is busy wrapping up filming, and doing a photo shoot for her beauty line. Nick spends time in the recording in the studio.
#19 - The Valentine's Day Budget
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/23/2005
Nick and Jessica agree to a $20 spending limit for Valentine's Day gifts. Nick comes in under budget and Jessica is way over. The two go out to dinner and present each other with homemade cards and Jessica insists that Nick wear his as a sign of his love for her. Nick has one more surprise waiting at home for Jessica.
#20 - Newlyweds Series Finale
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/30/2005
Nick and Jessica prepare to move to a new house. While packing, the couple takes a trip down memory lane as they recount the ups and downs of the past two years. At the end of the sentimental journey they decide to stay in their current house.
#21 - CaCee Moves In
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 6/16/2004
Jessica's best friend and personal assistant moves in; Nick and Jessica perform at the Houston Livestock Show.
#22 - Valentine's Day
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/24/2004
Jessica plans an elaborate Valentine's Day for her and Nick.
#23 - The Newlyweds Vacation
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/17/2004
Nick, Jessica, Drew, and Lea go skiing; Nick has problems skiing.
#24 - Puppy Maddness
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/10/2004
Jessica has to sing the National Anthem at the Sugar Bowl but her hairdresser cannot make it; Nick and Jessica discuss what kind of dog to get.
#25 - Jessica's 'Dessert'
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/3/2004
Jessica promotes her new perfume line called "Dessert;" rumors of Jessica being pregnant circulate.