The WORST episodes of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica
Every episode of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica!
Newlyweds follows the always interesting, and sometimes funny, newly married Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson. Don't miss the parties, the performing, the love, and of course, the 'Jessica Moments' as Nick and Jess put their celebrity marriage on display in Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica. THEME SONG: "This I Swear" by Nick Lachey
#1 - The Orange Bowl
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/2/2005
Nick and Jessica are in the Orange Bowl to watch Ashlee's performance
#2 - Newlyweds and Dancers
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/26/2003
Jessica goes to a dancer audition with Nick and is unamused to see him dancing around with half-naked girls. Jessica goes shopping and spends $746.00 on 4 items,which makes Nick a little uneasy. Nick & Jessica preform for the USO Troops.
#5 - Newlyweds on Vacation
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/23/2003
It's the 4th of July and Jessica sings live on the NBC Fourth Of July Fireworks Spectacular; Nick, Jessica, Drew, & Lea take a vacation to the Bahamas.
#6 - Newlyweds Birthday
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/14/2003
Nick battles bees; Drew and Lea throw a huge Alice In Wonderland Theme Party for Jessica's 23rd birthday.
#8 - The Anniversary
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/21/2004
After Jessica's dad books her to sing, Nick and Jessica are forced to celebrate their first anniversary in Atlantic City; after the trip is interrupted by Oktoberfest they head off for a romantic night in New York.
#9 - A Newlyweds Christmas
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/25/2004
Nick & Jessica spend the Christmas holidays with family in Cincinnati and Dallas.
#10 - Eye Surgery
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 7/7/2004
Nick & Drew go deep-sea fishing; Jessica performs at a USO show in Dallas, TX; Jessica & CaCee get Lasik eye surgery.
#12 - Nick's Lawn
Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 8/11/2004
While Jessica is on tour Nick decides to grass in the open lot next to the house.
#13 - The Newlyweds
Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 8/18/2004
Jessica experiences problems while preparing for her tour; Nick participates in batting practice with the Cincinnati Reds; Nick and Jessica return to the site of their wedding.
#14 - Training Daisy
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/9/2005
Daisy, Nick and Jessica's dog, gets a trainer.
#15 - The Dukes of Hazzard
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/16/2005
Jessica is in Baton Rouge filming The Dukes Of Hazzard movie, while Nick and Drew head to New York for a family Christmas gathering. Nick, with the help of Drew, sneaks a Christmas tree into his hotel room. Then he takes his family on an FAO Schwartz shopping trip. Jessica shows up at Nick's hotel door after getting two days off from filming, a surprise to them both!
#17 - Boys Weekend in Cabo
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/9/2005
With Jessica away in Louisiana filming a movie, Nick takes off to Cabo with his friends for a guys-only weekend. A night of barbecuing and drinking inspires some creative haircuts. A fishing trip is halted by military men who have the guys fill out fishing licenses. A trip to a Baja race track takes a turn for the worse when one of the guys totals a race car resulting in $10,000 worth of damages. Back in Baton Rouge, Jessica films new scenes and misses her hubby
#18 - Newlyweds Series Finale
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/30/2005
Nick and Jessica prepare to move to a new house. While packing, the couple takes a trip down memory lane as they recount the ups and downs of the past two years. At the end of the sentimental journey they decide to stay in their current house.
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Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/23/2005
Nick and Jessica agree to a $20 spending limit for Valentine's Day gifts. Nick comes in under budget and Jessica is way over. The two go out to dinner and present each other with homemade cards and Jessica insists that Nick wear his as a sign of his love for her. Nick has one more surprise waiting at home for Jessica.
#20 - Newlyweds Together Again
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/16/2005
Nick heads out to Louisiana to spend more time with Jessica while she films her first movie, The Dukes of Hazzard. Jessica is busy wrapping up filming, and doing a photo shoot for her beauty line. Nick spends time in the recording in the studio.
#22 - Newlyweds Go Golfing
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/9/2003
Jessica is upset when Nick goes to the Playboy Mansion; Nick takes Jessica golfing for the first time.
#23 - The French Language
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/11/2004
Nick & Jessica do a sketch for VH1 Big in 2003; Jessica has problems memorizing the complex dialogue. Nick is in the Detroit American Thanksgiving Parade. Nick & Jessica spend Thanksgiving with family at the Simpson House in Waco, TX.
#24 - The Duet
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/18/2004
Nick & Jessica have a hectic December with 18 different shows to perform; Nick & Jessica make plans to record a duet.