The BEST episodes of Hogan Knows Best

Every episode of Hogan Knows Best ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Hogan Knows Best!

Hulk Hogan's famous "Grr" extends way beyond the wrestling ring and into his home. Not only is he a world famous wrestler - he's also a very "red state" suburban dad who lives on a 20,000-square-foot estate in Florida with wife Linda, 16 year-old daughter Brooke, who he won't allow to date and 14 year-old son Nick, who wants to be a race car driver. "HOGAN KNOWS BEST" takes you inside the Hogan household as Hulk and Linda wrestle with being PG parents in an increasingly R-rated world.

Last Updated: 11/18/2022Network:VH1
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Wedlock Headlock
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#1 - Wedlock Headlock

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/22/2007

After noticing more and more arguments taking place in their 23 year marriage, Hulk and Linda decide to go to a marriage counselor in the hopes of working through their issues.

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Koshermania
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#2 - Koshermania

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/12/2006

After having problems with their neighbors in Clear Water, the Hogans vow that things will be better in Miami. Linda decides to throw a block party barbeque but problems arise when they discover and are confused by the fact that their new neighbors keep kosher. It then falls to Nick and Hulk to find kosher food before the event.

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Hogans On the High Seas
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#3 - Hogans On the High Seas

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/29/2006

To celebrate Hulks 57th birthday, Linda and the kids decide to plan a family vacation aboard a cruise ship but Hulk finds himself unhappy when he is trapped on the ship with numerous fans and no where to run to.

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Brooke's Dating Game
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#4 - Brooke's Dating Game

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/19/2006

Even though the thought of Brooke dating anyone puts him on edge, Hulk agrees to a little contest with Linda and Nick to see who can bring home the best date for Brooke.

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Superfan
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#5 - Superfan

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/7/2007

The family takes part in a contest to determine Hulks biggest fan. The winner travels to Miami to spend time with Hulk himself but finds things a bit more harsh then expected when Hulk works him to his limit in the gym and in the ring.

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Que Vas Hacer, Hermano!
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#6 - Que Vas Hacer, Hermano!

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 1/14/2007

In hopes of fitting in and relating more to the their new neighbors in Miami, Linda decided that the family needs to learn Spanish. But Hulk has his objections.

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Brooke Bares All
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#7 - Brooke Bares All

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/21/2007

Even with a big concert demanding her attention Brooke finds herself more concerned with Hulk and Linda controlling her career and her life, so when FHM magazine offers her a chance to model for the cover and a multi page spread, she sees it as a chance to claim her independence. Hulk on the other hand is prepared to put his foot down if things get to revealing.

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Nick In The Driver's Seat
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#8 - Nick In The Driver's Seat

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/28/2007

Nick decides to take up drift car racing and takes lessons from stunt driver Bobby Ore. But the pressure begins to get the better of him when the tests to qualify for his drifting license grows closer and his car is damaged.

Knobs Invades
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#9 - Knobs Invades

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 2/11/2007

The Hogans have finally settled into Miami and Hulk decides to invite one of there long time friends, Brian Knobs to there new house. But when Knobs arrives and begins his normal jokes and pranks his welcome is very quickly worn out.

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Hulkamania Forever
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#10 - Hulkamania Forever

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/18/2007

Hulk is pretty much done with wrestling until Mr.McMahon, the chief of WWE, asks him to sign up for another twenty years. Hulk doesn't know if he has it in him but when McMahon offers to promote Brooke Hulk has a lot more to think about then just him.

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The Canine Mutiny
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#11 - The Canine Mutiny

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/25/2007

Linda notices that the pets, particularly the dogs, are acting weird since they moved to Miami.

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Brooke Faces the Music
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#12 - Brooke Faces the Music

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/5/2006

Brookes' harsh work schedule begins to take its toll on her as she begins to feel as if it is too much for her to handle. When her producer questions her commitment to her craft Hulk tries to her back on track.

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Brooke's Bodyguard
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#13 - Brooke's Bodyguard

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/29/2007

With Brooke spending later nights out at the studio being out on tour for weeks at a time, Hulk and Linda decide to hire a bodyguard to watch over her. After interviewing potentials Hulk decides on someone he sees as tough enough to protect Brooke but not good looking enough to tempt her. Brooke on the other hand sees her new protector as a way of her father spying on her rathe rthen let her be on her own.

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Hulk's Extreme Makeover
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#14 - Hulk's Extreme Makeover

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/5/2007

With the family settled in Miami and the renovations to the house almost complete, Linda, Brooke and Nick turn their attention to Hulks Fashion choices. Being in Miami and close to the fashion mecca of the city they hope that Hulk will ditch the fanny pack and parachute pants in the hope in favor of some South Beach styles. But Hulk begins to have second thoughts when the words "Hair Resoration" are mentioned.

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Keeping Up With Nick
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#15 - Keeping Up With Nick

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/12/2007

With Nick busy with girls and driving and school, Hulk feels like he is losing touch with his son. So in order to reconnect with him, Hulk decides to get involved in some of the things Nick likes but seems to have trouble when it comes to crossing the generational gap into the realm of rap music and texting.

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Hogan Knows Workouts
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#16 - Hogan Knows Workouts

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/19/2007

Linda decides that she needs to get into shape and in Hulks eyes, who better to train the wife than the husband. Unfortunately Linda does not think the same way and Hulk is not very happy when he sees who Linda chooses to take his place.

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Brooke's Older Boyfriend
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#17 - Brooke's Older Boyfriend

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/26/2007

Linda and Hulk discover that Brookes been hiding the fact that she has a new boyfriend. And she has a good reason to keep them in the dark as the guy happens to be thirty years old. In a foolish attempt to stop the relationship, Hulk invites one of Brookes old boyfriends from Clear Water to the house and in the process doubled his own problems by adding a new suitor to the mix.

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Hogans Go West
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#18 - Hogans Go West

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/2/2007

It's time once again for the family vacation. But instead of going to someplace where they can relax like the tropics, Linda decides that the family should get away from the beach and get their hands dirty on a western dude ranch. But while Linda enjoys this rustic life, the rest of family would rather be served on their vacation than be the ones doing all of the work.

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Birds and the Bees
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#19 - Birds and the Bees

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/16/2007

After seeing that Nick seems to have a way with the ladies, Hulk decides that it is time the have the long overdue "talk". But when Nick does not take his father seriously, Hulk decides to show him the consequence's of his actions by making him care for a comuterized baby doll which needs constant attention.

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Hogans in Disguise
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#20 - Hogans in Disguise

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/23/2007

The family travels to Universal Studios in Orlando for one of Brookes concerts and decide to stay and enjoy the park but find themselves mobbed by fans. Wanting to enjoy a trip with out hassel, Nick and Brooke come up with an idea that ivolves the family utilizing prosthetics and wigs so that they can move though the park like any other family.

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Brooke Breaks The Bank
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#21 - Brooke Breaks The Bank

Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/14/2007

Hulk notices that Brookes spending habits are out of control and if he can't find a way to curb them she may buy them in to peoverty. So to teach her about the value of money, he puts her in charge of her own money. Brooke happily agrees to this with the feeling that she is grown up enough to do this on her own but she soon discovers that perhaps her father was right about her extreme spending when her credit card bill comes.

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Father Of The Year
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#22 - Father Of The Year

Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/21/2007

The Family is excited and proud when Hulk is informed that he has been selected to recieve the "Father Of The Year" award. But before the ceremony the whole family returns the Clearwater to visit with Hulks mother and as is usually the case with in-laws, Linda and grandma Hogan don't always see things the same way.

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Hogans Go Hollywood
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#23 - Hogans Go Hollywood

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/16/2006

Hulk ventures to Hollywood to play Zeus in the movie <i>Little Hercules</i> and is able to get the rest of the family parts as well. But he gets on edge when he finds a 26-year-old crew member hitting on the 17-year-old Brooke.

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Nick's Girlfriend
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#24 - Nick's Girlfriend

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/17/2005

Terry and Linda think that Nick's been spending too much time with his new girlfriend, Ashley, who has been hanging around the house a lot lately. Concerned, the two search Nick's room and find a condom in Nick's wallet, and later interrogate him and Ashley. Wanting Nick to branch out and see that there are other girls, Terry takes Nick to a car show and tells his friend Kelly,a model, to take a ride with Nick in order to anger Ashley and take Nick's focus off of her. Nick does not fall for the bait, but promises not to see as much as Ashley in the end, and dismisses the condum incident as a misunderstanding.

Brooke's Big Break
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#25 - Brooke's Big Break

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/24/2005

Hulk continues shopping Brooke's music demos, and Brooke has a disastrous meeting with a manager who wishes to change her image completely. Then, Brooke gets the chance of a lifetime: At the Grammys, Hulk meets Larry Rudolph, Britney Spears' former manager. Larry calls Hulk and expresses interest in Brooke's singing career. Brooke and Hulk go to Los Angeles, where they meet with Larry and record a new song about Brooke's relationship with her father. Whether or not Larry will continue working with Brooke is up in the air, but Brooke walks away from their meeting with a reassured sense of confidence and strength.

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