The BEST Episodes of Gene Simmons Family Jewels
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Sep 28, 2019
Network: A&E
Welcome to the unconventional family life of KISS front man Gene Simmons. Simmons and actress Shannon Tweed have been happily unmarried for twenty years and have two children, Nick and Sophie. Gene Simmons Family Jewels reveals a side of Gene that has remained hidden until now. See the softer side of this metal manic as he balances his rock star life with his role as a dad.
#1 - Sucker Bet
Season 2 - Episode 17
Sharon and Aunt Tracy are off to the Kentucky Derby and Gene insists on tagging along. A problem at the hotel leaves Gene wishing he would have stayed home. Tracy talks Sharon into betting $100,000 on a horse.
8.50 
#3 - The Wingman
Season 2 - Episode 9
Gene decides to take his business partner's thirty year old nephew out on the town in Las Vegas to help cheer him up after learning about his divorce. Gene soon finds out that getting game isn't as easy as it used to be.
8.33 
#4 - Face Off
Season 2 - Episode 5
A very graphical episode of Gene and Shannon's facelifts in which Shannon has to stay in the hospital due to the pain. Nick and especially Sophie can't really handle the initial results of their parents makeover.
8.17 #5 - The Honeymoon is Over Part 1
Season 7 - Episode 1
In the seventh-season opener, Shannon decides that she wants to adopt a child, which creates tension with Gene.
8.13 
#7 - Snowblind
Season 2 - Episode 7
Shannon tries to escape to Aspen for some real R & R, but Sophie talks the rest of the family into heading up their as well. Gene soon learns that Sophie wanted to go up there because of a boy she likes and Gene tries to find out all about him and ends up getting in trouble. Soon he has to be rescues by the mountain's ski patrol.
8.00 
#8 - Growing Pains
Season 2 - Episode 11
Nick's friends persuade him to move out of the house. Nick decides to check out a college. Sophie, Shannon and Gene go shopping to buy items for Nick to bribe him into staying home. Nick has a terrible experience at the weekend orientation. Sophie asks Nick not to tell their parents about his experience so that his parents will continue to bribe him into staying home.
8.00 
#9 - Rich Dad
Season 2 - Episode 15
Gene helps out a mother and son with their strip club while he is in Las Vegas. He rushed home after that to play volleyball with Sophie in a Father/Daughter game she never told him about because she doesn't want to bother him and his busy schedule. Gene thinks she just doesn't want him there and wants to be a proud dad.
8.00 
#10 - And They're Off
Season 2 - Episode 18
In a panic over Shannon's $100,000 bet on a horse she knows nothing about Gene frantically tries to sell her ticket at a discount to anyone he comes in contact with.
8.00 #11 - Sophie Couture
Season 3 - Episode 12
Gene ends up behind bars as he continues his research on prositution. As a result of her internship for a fashion designer, Sophie walks the catwalk during LA Fashion Week.
8.00 
#12 - Sophie's Sweet 16
Season 4 - Episode 1
It's Sophie's 16th birthday and Gene has gone way overboard, despite her request for a simple celebration.
8.00 
#14 - Who Dunnit?
Season 4 - Episode 8
In hopes of promoting family togetherness, Shannon guilt's them into participating in a 70's themed murder-mystery party.
8.00 
#15 - Derby Queen
Season 4 - Episode 13
Gene takes over the role of the family's happy homemaker, after Shannon accepts a role in a movie about the Roller Derby.
8.00 #16 - The Demon Turns 60
Season 5 - Episode 3
Gene tries to convince Shannon that he does not want to make a big deal of his upcoming birthday but is subsequently ignored when Shannon and Paul Stanley decide to throw him a huge surprise party. But the surprise may be ruined when Gene decides to go on a business trip on the day of the party.
8.00 #18 - The Adoption Plan
Season 7 - Episode 4
After Sophie's and Nick's strong objection to adoption, Shannon suspects that Gene is wavering as well and arranges for Gene to meet happy families that have adopted. Meanwhile, cut off Nick searches for a place to live.
8.00 #19 - The Demon Must Be Crazy
Season 7 - Episode 8
Shannon has a secret agenda to change Gene's mind on adoption while they vacation in Africa.
8.00 #20 - Baby On Board? Part 1
Season 7 - Episode 11
Gene and Shannon have trouble agreeing on whether they should adopt a child.
8.00 #21 - Gene's Addiction
Season 1 - Episode 11
The family sees that Gene is overworked and needs to get away. So they force Gene to go on an impromptu vacation.
7.89 
#22 - Uncle Gene Wants You
Season 2 - Episode 10
Gene decides to take Sophie to San Diego's Camp Pendleton to help her do some research for a school paper she has to write on the armed forces. After a lot of smack talking back and forth, they are thrown into a few brutal basic training exercises. No one is laughing now.
7.86 
#23 - The Brutal Truth
Season 3 - Episode 3
Gene doesn't follow the doctor's orders again, when is released from the hospital. Gene and Shannon go on the Adam Corolla Show so Gene can take his lie detector test.
7.86 #24 - Before the Flood
Season 3 - Episode 4
Gene is offered a chance to perform at the Royal Crown Revue in Las Vegas. Now he must learn the songs and perfect his act while a construction crew works next door.
7.86 
#25 - A Bun in the Oven?
Season 2 - Episode 2
While Nick, Sophie and Aunt Tracy await the results of Shannon's pregnancy test Gene and fellow KISS band member Paul Stanley serve as the Grand Marshals of the NYC Halloween Parade. After receiving a strange proposition from two groupies, Gene returns home to learn the results of Shannon's pregnancy test.
7.83