The BEST episodes of Gene Simmons Family Jewels

Every episode of Gene Simmons Family Jewels ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Gene Simmons Family Jewels!

Welcome to the unconventional family life of KISS front man Gene Simmons. Simmons and actress Shannon Tweed have been happily unmarried for twenty years and have two children, Nick and Sophie. Gene Simmons Family Jewels reveals a side of Gene that has remained hidden until now. See the softer side of this metal manic as he balances his rock star life with his role as a dad.

Last Updated: 3/7/2024Network: A&EStatus: Ended
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Blood is Thicker Than Hummus
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#1 - Blood is Thicker Than Hummus

Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/28/2011

Shannon and Nick, join Gene when he returns to the city of his birth, Haifa, Israel for the first time in over 50 years to receive an award. While there, Shannon has a few surprises planned for Gene.

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The Demon Does the Holy Land
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#2 - The Demon Does the Holy Land

Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/5/2011

Gene realizes the importance of spending quality time with family and extends their Israel trip so he can show Shannon and Nick more of his homeland.

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My Fair Lady
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#3 - My Fair Lady

Season 5 - Episode 23 - Aired 12/26/2010

One of Shannon's friends becomes a cougar.

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Belize it or Not
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#4 - Belize it or Not

Season 6 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/26/2011

Gene takes Shannon on a vacation to Belize and has only one question on his mind.

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Til Death Do Us Part Part 1
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#5 - Til Death Do Us Part Part 1

Season 6 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/11/2011

Gene is taken to the hospital with what turns out to be a medical scare, but it prompts Shannon to make the family go organic for health reasons. Meanwhile, wedding plans get underway.

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You Always Hurt the Ones You Love
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#6 - You Always Hurt the Ones You Love

Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/21/2011

With Shannon gone, a lonely Gene buries himself in work, while trying to figure out how to win her back. Meanwhile, Nick and Sophie bring Mom and Dad together for a special performance in hopes their parent's will reconcile.

Godfather Gene
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#7 - Godfather Gene

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/21/2009

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Don't Mess With the Simmons
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#8 - Don't Mess With the Simmons

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/25/2010

Shannon and Tracy host a Tazer Party to promote self defense. Meanwhile Nick spends the day with the son of one of Genes clients and gets wound up in a wild adventure including a girl, surfers, and a high speed chase.

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The Honeymoon is Over Part 1
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#9 - The Honeymoon is Over Part 1

Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/28/2012

In the seventh-season opener, Shannon decides that she wants to adopt a child, which creates tension with Gene.

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Fireman Gene
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#10 - Fireman Gene

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/14/2009

Gene heads to Long Island to visit his mother, and learns that has volunteered his services to host a fire-departments fund raising event, which includes a day of training for Gene as a firefighter.

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The Demon Turns 60
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#11 - The Demon Turns 60

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/28/2010

Gene tries to convince Shannon that he does not want to make a big deal of his upcoming birthday but is subsequently ignored when Shannon and Paul Stanley decide to throw him a huge surprise party. But the surprise may be ruined when Gene decides to go on a business trip on the day of the party.

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Kisstastrophe
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#12 - Kisstastrophe

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/4/2010

Shannon travels to NY to join the KISS tour and spend quality time with Gene only to learn he has a prior commitment with a journalist. Gene sticks Shannon with his friend and native New Yorker, Tony, to ensure she doesn't take out her anger on his wallet.

Smarty Pants
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#13 - Smarty Pants

Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/9/2010

While Sophie prepares for her SATs, Gene prepares to compete on the game show "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader" while also also trying to develop an idea with a college marketing class.

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Old Habits Die Hard
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#14 - Old Habits Die Hard

Season 7 - Episode 14 - Aired 7/9/2012

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Gene's Addiction
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#15 - Gene's Addiction

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/9/2006

The family sees that Gene is overworked and needs to get away. So they force Gene to go on an impromptu vacation.

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Nail Me
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#16 - Nail Me

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/15/2008

Shannon and Tracy are overcharged at an upscale salon, so they decide they want to open their own. Gene is on board with the idea, but takes it a step further. He brings the girls back to the salon that ripped them off and introduced them as the new owners of it and then fires the everyone that used to work their.

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South of the Border
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#17 - South of the Border

Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 7/13/2008

Nick and Sophie head to Mexico, with Gene not far behind them.

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Something's Fishy
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#18 - Something's Fishy

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/8/2008

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Sucker Bet
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#19 - Sucker Bet

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 7/29/2007

Sharon and Aunt Tracy are off to the Kentucky Derby and Gene insists on tagging along. A problem at the hotel leaves Gene wishing he would have stayed home. Tracy talks Sharon into betting $100,000 on a horse.

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Like Father, Like Son
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#20 - Like Father, Like Son

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/11/2010

Nick finds himself in a similar situation than his father usually is in when he his girlfriend Rose tells him that he no longer spends enough time with her because of his commitments to his band, comic book, and school. Meanwhile, Gene boards a plane to Singapore in the hopes of gaining funding for a KISS Vegas show.

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Pregnant Pause
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#21 - Pregnant Pause

Season 7 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/18/2012

Gene attempts to distract Shannon from the adoption process by suggesting that they take a belated honeymoon.

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Pest Control
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#22 - Pest Control

Season 5 - Episode 14 - Aired 8/3/2010

Gen goes on the hunt for an animal in the house that only he seems to be able to see or hear. Meanwhile, Sophie has to call in Nick when one of her babysitting jobs gets to be too much to handle

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Shannon the Brave
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#23 - Shannon the Brave

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/21/2010

Shannon has a health scare; Gene is torn between being home with his kids and being on tour.

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Derby Queen
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#24 - Derby Queen

Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 8/2/2009

Gene takes over the role of the family's happy homemaker, after Shannon accepts a role in a movie about the Roller Derby.

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Dirty Little Secrets
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#25 - Dirty Little Secrets

Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 7/26/2009

Like father, like son. Gene and Nick are both caught in embarrassing situations they must hide from Shannon.

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