The BEST episodes of Gene Simmons Family Jewels

Every episode of Gene Simmons Family Jewels ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Gene Simmons Family Jewels!

Welcome to the unconventional family life of KISS front man Gene Simmons. Simmons and actress Shannon Tweed have been happily unmarried for twenty years and have two children, Nick and Sophie. Gene Simmons Family Jewels reveals a side of Gene that has remained hidden until now. See the softer side of this metal manic as he balances his rock star life with his role as a dad.

Last Updated: 12/27/2022Network:A&E
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Sucker Bet
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8.50
4 votes

#1 - Sucker Bet

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 7/29/2007

Sharon and Aunt Tracy are off to the Kentucky Derby and Gene insists on tagging along. A problem at the hotel leaves Gene wishing he would have stayed home. Tracy talks Sharon into betting $100,000 on a horse.

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Something's Fishy
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8.50
4 votes

#2 - Something's Fishy

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/8/2008

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Old Habits Die Hard
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8.50
2 votes

#3 - Old Habits Die Hard

Season 7 - Episode 14 - Aired 7/9/2012

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Gene's Addiction
star
8.50
6 votes

#4 - Gene's Addiction

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/9/2006

The family sees that Gene is overworked and needs to get away. So they force Gene to go on an impromptu vacation.

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The Honeymoon is Over Part 1
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8.40
5 votes

#5 - The Honeymoon is Over Part 1

Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/28/2012

In the seventh-season opener, Shannon decides that she wants to adopt a child, which creates tension with Gene.

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Nail Me
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8.33
3 votes

#6 - Nail Me

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/15/2008

Shannon and Tracy are overcharged at an upscale salon, so they decide they want to open their own. Gene is on board with the idea, but takes it a step further. He brings the girls back to the salon that ripped them off and introduced them as the new owners of it and then fires the everyone that used to work their.

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Derby Queen
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8.33
3 votes

#7 - Derby Queen

Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 8/2/2009

Gene takes over the role of the family's happy homemaker, after Shannon accepts a role in a movie about the Roller Derby.

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Horsin' Around
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8.25
4 votes

#8 - Horsin' Around

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/2/2006

Gene breaks a date with his daughter to go to Indy and promote his "I Am Indy" campaign. To make up for the slight, Shannon buys Sophie a horse - which they keep at the house.

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Rich Dad
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8.25
4 votes

#9 - Rich Dad

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 7/15/2007

Gene helps out a mother and son with their strip club while he is in Las Vegas. He rushed home after that to play volleyball with Sophie in a Father/Daughter game she never told him about because she doesn't want to bother him and his busy schedule. Gene thinks she just doesn't want him there and wants to be a proud dad.

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Alpha Male
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8.25
4 votes

#10 - Alpha Male

Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 7/22/2007

Sophie wants to go camping with the family on her birhday to prove that she and Sharon are the Alpha Males in the family, not Gene.

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Uncle Gene Wants You
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8.20
5 votes

#11 - Uncle Gene Wants You

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/20/2007

Gene decides to take Sophie to San Diego's Camp Pendleton to help her do some research for a school paper she has to write on the armed forces. After a lot of smack talking back and forth, they are thrown into a few brutal basic training exercises. No one is laughing now.

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Snowblind
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8.20
5 votes

#12 - Snowblind

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/22/2007

Shannon tries to escape to Aspen for some real R & R, but Sophie talks the rest of the family into heading up their as well. Gene soon learns that Sophie wanted to go up there because of a boy she likes and Gene tries to find out all about him and ends up getting in trouble. Soon he has to be rescues by the mountain's ski patrol.

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Gene's Big Mouth
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8.17
6 votes

#13 - Gene's Big Mouth

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/1/2007

Gene's suggestion that he and Shannon adopt a child is music to her ears until she learns he hopes the yearlong process will dampen her enthusiasm. While Gene chases his lost precious black book from one end of Manhattan to the other, Shannon plans to teach Gene he should think before he speaks.

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Face Off
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8.14
7 votes

#14 - Face Off

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/8/2007

A very graphical episode of Gene and Shannon's facelifts in which Shannon has to stay in the hospital due to the pain. Nick and especially Sophie can't really handle the initial results of their parents makeover.

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A Bun in the Oven?
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8.00
5 votes

#15 - A Bun in the Oven?

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/25/2007

While Nick, Sophie and Aunt Tracy await the results of Shannon's pregnancy test Gene and fellow KISS band member Paul Stanley serve as the Grand Marshals of the NYC Halloween Parade. After receiving a strange proposition from two groupies, Gene returns home to learn the results of Shannon's pregnancy test.

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Baby On Board? Part 1
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8.00
1 votes

#16 - Baby On Board? Part 1

Season 7 - Episode 11 - Aired 7/2/2012

Gene and Shannon have trouble agreeing on whether they should adopt a child.

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The Demon Must Be Crazy
star
8.00
3 votes

#17 - The Demon Must Be Crazy

Season 7 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/18/2012

Shannon has a secret agenda to change Gene's mind on adoption while they vacation in Africa.

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God of Thunder
star
8.00
1 votes

#18 - God of Thunder

Season 5 - Episode 20 - Aired 12/19/2010

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The Geeks Shall Inherit The Earth
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8.00
2 votes

#19 - The Geeks Shall Inherit The Earth

Season 5 - Episode 15 - Aired 8/10/2010

In a twist, Gene tags along with Nick when he goes to promote his new comic book at Comic Con. Meanwhile, Tracy and Shannon try to show that they are still young enough to handle a 5K run.

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Don't Mess With the Simmons
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8.00
2 votes

#20 - Don't Mess With the Simmons

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/25/2010

Shannon and Tracy host a Tazer Party to promote self defense. Meanwhile Nick spends the day with the son of one of Genes clients and gets wound up in a wild adventure including a girl, surfers, and a high speed chase.

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Movin' Out
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8.00
4 votes

#21 - Movin' Out

Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 7/26/2009

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Godfather Gene
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8.00
1 votes

#22 - Godfather Gene

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/21/2009

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Fireman Gene
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8.00
2 votes

#23 - Fireman Gene

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/14/2009

Gene heads to Long Island to visit his mother, and learns that has volunteered his services to host a fire-departments fund raising event, which includes a day of training for Gene as a firefighter.

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South of the Border
star
8.00
3 votes

#24 - South of the Border

Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 7/13/2008

Nick and Sophie head to Mexico, with Gene not far behind them.

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Power Outage
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8.00
1 votes

#25 - Power Outage

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 6/29/2008

Gene forgets that he has to babysit his four year old twin nephews, Hunter and Jake, when he comes back home after being on the USS Nimitz for twenty four long, hard hours.

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