The BEST episodes of Gene Simmons Family Jewels
Every episode of Gene Simmons Family Jewels ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Gene Simmons Family Jewels!
Welcome to the unconventional family life of KISS front man Gene Simmons. Simmons and actress Shannon Tweed have been happily unmarried for twenty years and have two children, Nick and Sophie. Gene Simmons Family Jewels reveals a side of Gene that has remained hidden until now. See the softer side of this metal manic as he balances his rock star life with his role as a dad.
#1 - Blood is Thicker Than Hummus
Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/28/2011
Shannon and Nick, join Gene when he returns to the city of his birth, Haifa, Israel for the first time in over 50 years to receive an award. While there, Shannon has a few surprises planned for Gene.
#4 - Belize it or Not
Season 6 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/26/2011
Gene takes Shannon on a vacation to Belize and has only one question on his mind.
#5 - Til Death Do Us Part Part 1
Season 6 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/11/2011
Gene is taken to the hospital with what turns out to be a medical scare, but it prompts Shannon to make the family go organic for health reasons. Meanwhile, wedding plans get underway.
#6 - You Always Hurt the Ones You Love
Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/21/2011
With Shannon gone, a lonely Gene buries himself in work, while trying to figure out how to win her back. Meanwhile, Nick and Sophie bring Mom and Dad together for a special performance in hopes their parent's will reconcile.
#8 - Don't Mess With the Simmons
Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/25/2010
Shannon and Tracy host a Tazer Party to promote self defense. Meanwhile Nick spends the day with the son of one of Genes clients and gets wound up in a wild adventure including a girl, surfers, and a high speed chase.

#10 - Fireman Gene
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/14/2009
Gene heads to Long Island to visit his mother, and learns that has volunteered his services to host a fire-departments fund raising event, which includes a day of training for Gene as a firefighter.
#11 - The Demon Turns 60
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/28/2010
Gene tries to convince Shannon that he does not want to make a big deal of his upcoming birthday but is subsequently ignored when Shannon and Paul Stanley decide to throw him a huge surprise party. But the surprise may be ruined when Gene decides to go on a business trip on the day of the party.
Watch Now:Amazon#12 - Kisstastrophe
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/4/2010
Shannon travels to NY to join the KISS tour and spend quality time with Gene only to learn he has a prior commitment with a journalist. Gene sticks Shannon with his friend and native New Yorker, Tony, to ensure she doesn't take out her anger on his wallet.
Watch Now:Amazon#15 - Gene's Addiction
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/9/2006
The family sees that Gene is overworked and needs to get away. So they force Gene to go on an impromptu vacation.
#16 - Nail Me
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/15/2008
Shannon and Tracy are overcharged at an upscale salon, so they decide they want to open their own. Gene is on board with the idea, but takes it a step further. He brings the girls back to the salon that ripped them off and introduced them as the new owners of it and then fires the everyone that used to work their.
#17 - South of the Border
Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 7/13/2008
Nick and Sophie head to Mexico, with Gene not far behind them.

#19 - Sucker Bet
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 7/29/2007
Sharon and Aunt Tracy are off to the Kentucky Derby and Gene insists on tagging along. A problem at the hotel leaves Gene wishing he would have stayed home. Tracy talks Sharon into betting $100,000 on a horse.
#20 - Like Father, Like Son
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/11/2010
Nick finds himself in a similar situation than his father usually is in when he his girlfriend Rose tells him that he no longer spends enough time with her because of his commitments to his band, comic book, and school. Meanwhile, Gene boards a plane to Singapore in the hopes of gaining funding for a KISS Vegas show.
#21 - Pregnant Pause
Season 7 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/18/2012
Gene attempts to distract Shannon from the adoption process by suggesting that they take a belated honeymoon.
#22 - Pest Control
Season 5 - Episode 14 - Aired 8/3/2010
Gen goes on the hunt for an animal in the house that only he seems to be able to see or hear. Meanwhile, Sophie has to call in Nick when one of her babysitting jobs gets to be too much to handle
#23 - Shannon the Brave
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/21/2010
Shannon has a health scare; Gene is torn between being home with his kids and being on tour.

#24 - Derby Queen
Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 8/2/2009
Gene takes over the role of the family's happy homemaker, after Shannon accepts a role in a movie about the Roller Derby.

#25 - Dirty Little Secrets
Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 7/26/2009
Like father, like son. Gene and Nick are both caught in embarrassing situations they must hide from Shannon.
