The BEST episodes of Gene Simmons Family Jewels season 3

Every episode of Gene Simmons Family Jewels season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Gene Simmons Family Jewels season 3!

Welcome to the unconventional family life of KISS front man Gene Simmons. Simmons and actress Shannon Tweed have been happily unmarried for twenty years and have two children, Nick and Sophie. Gene Simmons Family Jewels reveals a side of Gene that has remained hidden until now. See the softer side of this metal manic as he balances his rock star life with his role as a dad.

Last Updated: 3/7/2024Network: A&EStatus: Ended
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Nail Me
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8.40
5 votes

#1 - Nail Me

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/15/2008

Shannon and Tracy are overcharged at an upscale salon, so they decide they want to open their own. Gene is on board with the idea, but takes it a step further. He brings the girls back to the salon that ripped them off and introduced them as the new owners of it and then fires the everyone that used to work their.

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South of the Border
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8.40
5 votes

#2 - South of the Border

Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 7/13/2008

Nick and Sophie head to Mexico, with Gene not far behind them.

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Something's Fishy
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8.40
5 votes

#3 - Something's Fishy

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/8/2008

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Gene's Best Friend
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8.29
7 votes

#4 - Gene's Best Friend

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/11/2008

As if Gene couldn't be any more pressured with the upcoming lie detector test, but after months of preparing for a big KISS concert, Paul Stanley unexpectedly gets sick and can't go on. Then to add to it, Snippy, Gene's dog, goes missing.

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Gene's Ego Trip
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8.25
4 votes

#5 - Gene's Ego Trip

Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 6/15/2008

With the help of Jeff Ross, Shannon and Tracy come up with the idea to have Gene "Roasted" to help put his ego back in check and to also raise money for the Wounded Soldiers Foundation.

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Shannon to the Rescue
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8.25
4 votes

#6 - Shannon to the Rescue

Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 6/22/2008

Shannon gets wind that Tracy might be eloping to Hawaii with her boyfriend, so she springs into action and hopes that Gene's antimarriage talk can snap Tracy out of it. Instead, Gene bonds with Tracy's boyfriend and then Gene and Shannon end up hijacking their honeymoon.

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Lil Gene
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8.20
5 votes

#7 - Lil Gene

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/29/2008

Gene runs into a problem that is solved by his intern.

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Ladies of the Night
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8.20
5 votes

#8 - Ladies of the Night

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 5/6/2008

The history of prostitution gets Gene in hot water with Shannon, when he looks up information on it for a book. An old friend unexpectedly visits Nick, but his girlfriend is not happy about it.

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Before the Flood
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8.14
7 votes

#9 - Before the Flood

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/25/2008

Gene is offered a chance to perform at the Royal Crown Revue in Las Vegas. Now he must learn the songs and perfect his act while a construction crew works next door.

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Knock, Knock, Who's There?
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8.00
6 votes

#10 - Knock, Knock, Who's There?

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/25/2008

Gene's car breaks down while he is driving to a gig in Las Vegas. Now he must deal with desert heat, bizarre fans, and a dead cell phone while he tries to make it to the show on time. Meanwhile, Shannon, Sophie, and Tracy travel around buying Kiss memorabilia from local fans to replace Gene's treasures which were destroyed in a flood.

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Swinging Gene
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8.00
7 votes

#11 - Swinging Gene

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/1/2008

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Roasting of the Roast
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8.00
4 votes

#12 - Roasting of the Roast

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 6/15/2008

In this special hour and a half episode, Shannon attempts to put Gene's ego in check when she volunteers him to be the subject of a roast for national TV. She will not only embarrass Gene, but she will be raising money for a good cause.

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Homesick
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8.00
3 votes

#13 - Homesick

Season 3 - Episode 26 - Aired 8/3/2008

Shannon is in for a surprise when Gene shows her what he bought in Canada.

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Liar, Liar Tongue on Fire
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7.86
7 votes

#14 - Liar, Liar Tongue on Fire

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/11/2008

Gene ignores the family advice on visiting a doctor, after he wakes up feeling like total garbage, but his mom finally convinces him to go. After seeing several different specialists to find out what is wrong, one of them finally uncovers a serious enough condition that needs treatment immediately. Tracy and Shannon take practice lie detector tests on each other in order to prepare for Gene's big day.

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The Brutal Truth
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7.83
6 votes

#15 - The Brutal Truth

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/18/2008

Gene doesn't follow the doctor's orders again, when is released from the hospital. Gene and Shannon go on the Adam Corolla Show so Gene can take his lie detector test.

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Nick after Dark
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7.75
4 votes

#16 - Nick after Dark

Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 6/29/2008

Nick's new car gets towed away while he is out in Los Angeles during the middle of the night.

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Shannon B. Demille
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7.67
3 votes

#17 - Shannon B. Demille

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/22/2008

Shannon decides that it's time to share all of her home movies that she has been documenting about her their for the past twenty four years.

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Gene the Apprentice
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7.67
3 votes

#18 - Gene the Apprentice

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 6/15/2008

Gene is clueless to what Shannon and Tracy have had cosmetically done when he is filming in NY for The Celebrity Apprentice." They do everything they can, which includes Sophie and her cousin Emily secretly hiring a nasty nurse, to help themselves completely recover while Gene is gone.

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Homeymoon at Last
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7.67
3 votes

#19 - Homeymoon at Last

Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 6/22/2008

After dealing with Tracy in Hawaii, Gene is in hot water and comes up with the idea to give Shannon the honeymoon they will never have, but that she deserves.

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Viewer Mail
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7.60
5 votes

#20 - Viewer Mail

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 5/20/2008

Gene, Shannon, Nick, and Sophie answer questions sent in by viewers.

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Sophie Couture
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7.50
2 votes

#21 - Sophie Couture

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 5/13/2008

Gene ends up behind bars as he continues his research on prositution. As a result of her internship for a fashion designer, Sophie walks the catwalk during LA Fashion Week.

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Mommy Make-Over
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7.50
4 votes

#22 - Mommy Make-Over

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 6/3/2008

Shannon decides to get a little more plastic surgery and this time takes Tracy with her. Thing don't go quite how they had planned. Meanwhile, Gene gets a surprise when he is asked to appear on the next season of The Apprentice by Donald Trump, while he is the unfortunate one who gets to watch over a recent deeply saddened divorcee.

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Raw & Uncut
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7.50
4 votes

#23 - Raw & Uncut

Season 3 - Episode 24 - Aired 7/20/2008

Gene and the family sit down to share some unseen footage and deleted scenes.

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Happy Birthday...To Whom?
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7.33
3 votes

#24 - Happy Birthday...To Whom?

Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired 7/20/2008

Shannon and Tracy are left stumped when they can't figure out who the childhood friend is that is having a birthday party.

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Power Outage
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7.00
2 votes

#25 - Power Outage

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 6/29/2008

Gene forgets that he has to babysit his four year old twin nephews, Hunter and Jake, when he comes back home after being on the USS Nimitz for twenty four long, hard hours.

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