The WORST episodes of Gene Simmons Family Jewels

Every episode of Gene Simmons Family Jewels ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Gene Simmons Family Jewels!

Welcome to the unconventional family life of KISS front man Gene Simmons. Simmons and actress Shannon Tweed have been happily unmarried for twenty years and have two children, Nick and Sophie. Gene Simmons Family Jewels reveals a side of Gene that has remained hidden until now. See the softer side of this metal manic as he balances his rock star life with his role as a dad.

Last Updated: 3/7/2024Network: A&EStatus: Ended
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Scaredy Cat
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#1 - Scaredy Cat

Season 5 - Episode 25 - Aired 12/26/2010

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Detroit Rock Mommies
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#2 - Detroit Rock Mommies

Season 5 - Episode 13 - Aired 8/3/2010

The night before KISS goes on tour, Gene discovers word of a hot female band that he wants to sign to his own lable but is amazed when he finds out that the band is made up of middle aged mothers. Meanwhile, Shannon meets an all girl KISS cover band named PRISS.

The Demon Salutes
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#3 - The Demon Salutes

Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/5/2011

Gene and Shannon head to Texas to visit the troops at Ft. Hood and attend an Aces & Angels Charity Event in support of the USO and Wounded Warriors.

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Mr. Tweed Goes to Canada
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#4 - Mr. Tweed Goes to Canada

Season 6 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/12/2011

Shannon and Gene head to Canada to visit Shannon's family, where Shannon quickly becomes the center of attention and a bored Gene decides he needs to do his own thing, creating a cold snap in their relationship.

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Gene's Handicap
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#5 - Gene's Handicap

Season 5 - Episode 21 - Aired 12/19/2010

Gene thinks his mini-golf skills will translate to a golf tournament.

Three's a Crowd
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#6 - Three's a Crowd

Season 5 - Episode 22 - Aired 12/26/2010

Gene is jealous of Shannon's tour guide in Spain, but then shows her that he still has it.

The Kids Are Not Alright
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#7 - The Kids Are Not Alright

Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/19/2011

With Shannon still up in Saskatoon, Gene goes back out on the road for another KISS Tour. While Gene comes face to face with more temptation, the family's raw emotions finally bubble to the surface when they join him on the road and address Gene's ongoing issues. How will hearing his children baring all affect him?

The Answer
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#8 - The Answer

Season 6 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/4/2011

The newly engaged Shannon and Gene return to Los Angeles to a surprise engagement party and immediately feel the pressure to plan a wedding fast, but can they find the time with all of Gene's KISS commitments?

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Wedding Boot Camp
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#9 - Wedding Boot Camp

Season 6 - Episode 14 - Aired 10/17/2011

With the wedding fast approaching, Gene and Shannon still have some issues to work on, so they enroll in a marriage boot camp. During their two days of therapy, Gene and Shannon confront each other, their past and seek forgiveness. Will two days of intense couples therapy heal them or split them apart for good?

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Tracy the Wedding Planner
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#10 - Tracy the Wedding Planner

Season 6 - Episode 13 - Aired 10/17/2011

As a gift to Shannon and Gene, Tracy offers to plan the entire wedding, and a reluctant Shannon agrees. When Tracy's ideas get out of hand, Shannon secretly hires a wedding planner, causing some friction between the sisters. Meanwhile, Gene thinks that since he's getting married, he's cured and decides to stop going to therapy.

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Sleeping With The Boss
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#11 - Sleeping With The Boss

Season 6 - Episode 16 - Aired 10/17/2011

While attending one of their last couples therapy sessions before their wedding, Gene and Shannon reminisce to Dr. Wexler about their life together, how they met, the kids, the TV show and how much they truly love each other.

The Demon Says I Do?
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#12 - The Demon Says I Do?

Season 6 - Episode 17 - Aired 10/18/2011

Join Lynn Hoffman as she sits down with the newly married Mr. and Mrs. Simmons as they look back at their wedding.

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Til Death Do Us Part Part 2
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#13 - Til Death Do Us Part Part 2

Season 6 - Episode 12 - Aired 10/11/2011

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Keeping Up With the Demon
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#14 - Keeping Up With the Demon

Season 5 - Episode 24 - Aired 12/26/2010

Nick goes on a hectic tour with Gene; Shannon misses her family.

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Kiss A Vet
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#15 - Kiss A Vet

Season 7 - Episode 13 - Aired 7/9/2012

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Lost Phone
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#16 - Lost Phone

Season 7 - Episode 16 - Aired 7/16/2012

Demon Envy
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#17 - Demon Envy

Season 7 - Episode 17 - Aired 7/16/2012

Our Life Passes Before Us
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#18 - Our Life Passes Before Us

Season 6 - Episode 15 - Aired 10/17/2011

While attending one of their last couples therapy sessions before their wedding, Gene and Shannon reminisce to Dr. Wexler about their life together, how they met, the kids, the TV show and how much they truly love each other.

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The Geeks Shall Inherit The Earth
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#19 - The Geeks Shall Inherit The Earth

Season 5 - Episode 15 - Aired 8/10/2010

In a twist, Gene tags along with Nick when he goes to promote his new comic book at Comic Con. Meanwhile, Tracy and Shannon try to show that they are still young enough to handle a 5K run.

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KISS Your Family Goodbye
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#20 - KISS Your Family Goodbye

Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/21/2011

A stunned Gene is left to fend for himself, leaving everyone to wonder if Shannon and Gene will survive this bump in the road.

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Breaking Up is Hard to Do
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#21 - Breaking Up is Hard to Do

Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/14/2011

With Sophie off to college, Shannon starts to re-evaluate her 27-year relationship with Gene. Has Shannon finally reached her limit with Gene's rock star lifestyle?

Gene's Other Children, Part 1
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#22 - Gene's Other Children, Part 1

Season 7 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/25/2012

Gene meets the African children whom he sponsors; Tracy prepares for in vitro fertilization.

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The Honeymoon Is Over Part 2
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#23 - The Honeymoon Is Over Part 2

Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/28/2012

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British Invasion
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#24 - British Invasion

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 6/17/2007

Gene and Nick take a personal tour of London's musical landmarks for Nick's 18th birthday. One of their stops was The Beatles' Abbey Road Studios. The vacation almost ends on a sour note when a young exec from Gene's English record label tries to turn their trip into a publicity tour. Gene and Nick get some good father and son time on this trip.

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X-Gene
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#25 - X-Gene

Season 3 - Episode 25 - Aired 7/27/2008

Gene heads of to meet some pro snowboarders as he seeks a spokeperson for his new line of snowboarding apparel.

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