Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica

The BEST episodes of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica

Every episode of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica!

Newlyweds follows the always interesting, and sometimes funny, newly married Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson. Don't miss the parties, the performing, the love, and of course, the 'Jessica Moments' as Nick and Jess put their celebrity marriage on display in Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica. THEME SONG: "This I Swear" by Nick Lachey

Last Updated: 11/24/2022Network:MTV
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The Newlyweds Shop
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10.00
1 votes

#1 - The Newlyweds Shop

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/4/2004

Jessica goes shopping, among the many things she buys is $1400 sheets. Nick buys two arcade games and rents a fork lift to get them in the house. The house becomes a haven for crows. Nick and Jessica relax at the house and watch a DVD.

Newlyweds Clean House
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8.25
4 votes

#2 - Newlyweds Clean House

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/19/2003

Nick moves his stuff from his condo to their house. Jessica has trouble learning to clean up after herself. Nick & Jessica discuss getting a maid.

Newlyweds Decorate
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8.00
1 votes

#3 - Newlyweds Decorate

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/30/2003

Jessica goes out of town to promote her new book, ""Jessica Simpson I Do: Achieving Your Dream Wedding""; Nick decides to start decorating the house while Jessica is out of town.

Newlyweds and Videos
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7.00
1 votes

#4 - Newlyweds and Videos

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/7/2003

Nick and Jessica both shoot new music videos. Jessica's turns out great, Nick's not so great.

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Nick's 30th B-Day
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7.00
2 votes

#5 - Nick's 30th B-Day

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/28/2004

Jessica takes a trip to New York for an interview at radio station Z100 and to Dallas to perform at her old high school. Jessica plans a surprise filled party for Nick's 30th birthday.

New Year's Eve
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6.00
1 votes

#6 - New Year's Eve

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/23/2005

It's New Year's for the newlyweds! The couple and some friends head down to Miami. But their dream home isn't really a dream but a nightmare. Remember, all's well that end's well.

Newlyweds Series Finale
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6.00
1 votes

#7 - Newlyweds Series Finale

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/30/2005

Nick and Jessica prepare to move to a new house. While packing, the couple takes a trip down memory lane as they recount the ups and downs of the past two years. At the end of the sentimental journey they decide to stay in their current house.

The Valentine's Day Budget
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6.00
1 votes

#8 - The Valentine's Day Budget

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/23/2005

Nick and Jessica agree to a $20 spending limit for Valentine's Day gifts. Nick comes in under budget and Jessica is way over. The two go out to dinner and present each other with homemade cards and Jessica insists that Nick wear his as a sign of his love for her. Nick has one more surprise waiting at home for Jessica.

Newlyweds Together Again
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6.00
1 votes

#9 - Newlyweds Together Again

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/16/2005

Nick heads out to Louisiana to spend more time with Jessica while she films her first movie, The Dukes of Hazzard. Jessica is busy wrapping up filming, and doing a photo shoot for her beauty line. Nick spends time in the recording in the studio.

Boys Weekend in Cabo
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6.00
1 votes

#10 - Boys Weekend in Cabo

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/9/2005

With Jessica away in Louisiana filming a movie, Nick takes off to Cabo with his friends for a guys-only weekend. A night of barbecuing and drinking inspires some creative haircuts. A fishing trip is halted by military men who have the guys fill out fishing licenses. A trip to a Baja race track takes a turn for the worse when one of the guys totals a race car resulting in $10,000 worth of damages. Back in Baton Rouge, Jessica films new scenes and misses her hubby

Jess Gets A Root Canal
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6.00
1 votes

#11 - Jess Gets A Root Canal

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/2/2005

Jessica has a toothache and has to get a root canal. Meanwhile, Nick goes shopping for Halloween supplies.

Newlyweds Two Year Anniversary
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6.00
1 votes

#12 - Newlyweds Two Year Anniversary

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/26/2005

Nick and Jessica celebrate their two-year wedding anniversary in Napa Valley, California.

Nick and Joe
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6.00
1 votes

#13 - Nick and Joe

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 7/28/2004

When Jessica has a closed set photo shoot, Nick and her dad, Joe, bond by going ATVing, golfing, and deep sea fishing.

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The Kentucky Derby
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6.00
1 votes

#14 - The Kentucky Derby

Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 7/21/2004

Nick and Jessica attend the Kentucky Derby.

Newlyweds Baby
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6.00
1 votes

#15 - Newlyweds Baby

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 7/14/2004

Nick & Jessica visit friends in Arizona and take turns babysitting their friends newborn baby; Nick contemplates becoming a Big Brother.

Mismatched Threesome
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6.00
1 votes

#16 - Mismatched Threesome

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 6/23/2004

Nick gets frustrated with Jessica and her friend; the couple goes out for a romantic dinner.

Being Famous Ain't Easy
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6.00
1 votes

#17 - Being Famous Ain't Easy

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 6/30/2004

Nick & Jessica must deal with aggressive paparazzi and fans; Nick & Jessica rent a house in Palm Springs with her family for Easter.

Newlyweds Go Golfing
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6.00
1 votes

#18 - Newlyweds Go Golfing

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/9/2003

Jessica is upset when Nick goes to the Playboy Mansion; Nick takes Jessica golfing for the first time.

The French Language
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6.00
1 votes

#19 - The French Language

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/11/2004

Nick & Jessica do a sketch for VH1 Big in 2003; Jessica has problems memorizing the complex dialogue. Nick is in the Detroit American Thanksgiving Parade. Nick & Jessica spend Thanksgiving with family at the Simpson House in Waco, TX.

The Duet
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6.00
1 votes

#20 - The Duet

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/18/2004

Nick & Jessica have a hectic December with 18 different shows to perform; Nick & Jessica make plans to record a duet.

Jessica's 'Dessert'
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6.00
1 votes

#21 - Jessica's 'Dessert'

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/3/2004

Jessica promotes her new perfume line called ""Dessert;"" rumors of Jessica being pregnant circulate.

Puppy Maddness
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6.00
1 votes

#22 - Puppy Maddness

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/10/2004

Jessica has to sing the National Anthem at the Sugar Bowl but her hairdresser cannot make it; Nick and Jessica discuss what kind of dog to get.

The Newlyweds Vacation
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6.00
1 votes

#23 - The Newlyweds Vacation

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/17/2004

Nick, Jessica, Drew, and Lea go skiing; Nick has problems skiing.

Valentine's Day
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6.00
1 votes

#24 - Valentine's Day

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/24/2004

Jessica plans an elaborate Valentine's Day for her and Nick.

CaCee Moves In
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6.00
1 votes

#25 - CaCee Moves In

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 6/16/2004

Jessica's best friend and personal assistant moves in; Nick and Jessica perform at the Houston Livestock Show.

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