The BEST episodes of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica
Every episode of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica!
Newlyweds follows the always interesting, and sometimes funny, newly married Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson. Don't miss the parties, the performing, the love, and of course, the 'Jessica Moments' as Nick and Jess put their celebrity marriage on display in Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica. THEME SONG: "This I Swear" by Nick Lachey
#1 - The Newlyweds Shop
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/4/2004
Jessica goes shopping, among the many things she buys is $1400 sheets. Nick buys two arcade games and rents a fork lift to get them in the house. The house becomes a haven for crows. Nick and Jessica relax at the house and watch a DVD.
#3 - Newlyweds and Dancers
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/26/2003
Jessica goes to a dancer audition with Nick and is unamused to see him dancing around with half-naked girls. Jessica goes shopping and spends $746.00 on 4 items,which makes Nick a little uneasy. Nick & Jessica preform for the USO Troops.
#4 - Newlyweds on Vacation
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/23/2003
It's the 4th of July and Jessica sings live on the NBC Fourth Of July Fireworks Spectacular; Nick, Jessica, Drew, & Lea take a vacation to the Bahamas.
#5 - Newlyweds and Videos
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/7/2003
Nick and Jessica both shoot new music videos. Jessica's turns out great, Nick's not so great.
#6 - Nick's 30th B-Day
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/28/2004
Jessica takes a trip to New York for an interview at radio station Z100 and to Dallas to perform at her old high school. Jessica plans a surprise filled party for Nick's 30th birthday.
#7 - Nick's Lawn
Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 8/11/2004
While Jessica is on tour Nick decides to grass in the open lot next to the house.
#8 - Training Daisy
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/9/2005
Daisy, Nick and Jessica's dog, gets a trainer.
#9 - The Dukes of Hazzard
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/16/2005
Jessica is in Baton Rouge filming The Dukes Of Hazzard movie, while Nick and Drew head to New York for a family Christmas gathering. Nick, with the help of Drew, sneaks a Christmas tree into his hotel room. Then he takes his family on an FAO Schwartz shopping trip. Jessica shows up at Nick's hotel door after getting two days off from filming, a surprise to them both!
#10 - Newlyweds Clean House
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/19/2003
Nick moves his stuff from his condo to their house. Jessica has trouble learning to clean up after herself. Nick & Jessica discuss getting a maid.
#11 - Nick and Joe
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 7/28/2004
When Jessica has a closed set photo shoot, Nick and her dad, Joe, bond by going ATVing, golfing, and deep sea fishing.
#12 - Mismatched Threesome
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 6/23/2004
Nick gets frustrated with Jessica and her friend; the couple goes out for a romantic dinner.
#13 - Being Famous Ain't Easy
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 6/30/2004
Nick & Jessica must deal with aggressive paparazzi and fans; Nick & Jessica rent a house in Palm Springs with her family for Easter.
#14 - Newlyweds Series Finale
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/30/2005
Nick and Jessica prepare to move to a new house. While packing, the couple takes a trip down memory lane as they recount the ups and downs of the past two years. At the end of the sentimental journey they decide to stay in their current house.
#15 - The Valentine's Day Budget
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/23/2005
Nick and Jessica agree to a $20 spending limit for Valentine's Day gifts. Nick comes in under budget and Jessica is way over. The two go out to dinner and present each other with homemade cards and Jessica insists that Nick wear his as a sign of his love for her. Nick has one more surprise waiting at home for Jessica.
#16 - Newlyweds Together Again
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/16/2005
Nick heads out to Louisiana to spend more time with Jessica while she films her first movie, The Dukes of Hazzard. Jessica is busy wrapping up filming, and doing a photo shoot for her beauty line. Nick spends time in the recording in the studio.
#17 - Boys Weekend in Cabo
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/9/2005
With Jessica away in Louisiana filming a movie, Nick takes off to Cabo with his friends for a guys-only weekend. A night of barbecuing and drinking inspires some creative haircuts. A fishing trip is halted by military men who have the guys fill out fishing licenses. A trip to a Baja race track takes a turn for the worse when one of the guys totals a race car resulting in $10,000 worth of damages. Back in Baton Rouge, Jessica films new scenes and misses her hubby
#18 - New Year's Eve
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/23/2005
It's New Year's for the newlyweds! The couple and some friends head down to Miami. But their dream home isn't really a dream but a nightmare. Remember, all's well that end's well.
#19 - Jess Gets a Root Canal
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/2/2005
Jessica has a toothache and has to get a root canal. Meanwhile, Nick goes shopping for Halloween supplies.
#20 - Newlyweds Two Year Anniversary
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/26/2005
Nick and Jessica celebrate their two-year wedding anniversary in Napa Valley, California.
#21 - The Traveling Newlyweds
Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 8/4/2004
Nick & Drew are in Fiji to take part in the Kelly Slater Surf Invitational; Jessica is in New Orleans to shoot the video for her song 'Angel.'
#23 - Eye Surgery
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 7/7/2004
Nick & Drew go deep-sea fishing; Jessica performs at a USO show in Dallas, TX; Jessica & CaCee get Lasik eye surgery.
#24 - Newlyweds Go Golfing
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/9/2003
Jessica is upset when Nick goes to the Playboy Mansion; Nick takes Jessica golfing for the first time.
#25 - Newlyweds Cook Dinner
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/21/2003
Jessica cooks dinner for Nick. Nick takes Jessica on a romantic getaway to San Diego.