The BEST episodes of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica
Every episode of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica!
Newlyweds follows the always interesting, and sometimes funny, newly married Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson. Don't miss the parties, the performing, the love, and of course, the 'Jessica Moments' as Nick and Jess put their celebrity marriage on display in Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica. THEME SONG: "This I Swear" by Nick Lachey
#1 - The Newlyweds Shop
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/4/2004
Jessica goes shopping, among the many things she buys is $1400 sheets. Nick buys two arcade games and rents a fork lift to get them in the house. The house becomes a haven for crows. Nick and Jessica relax at the house and watch a DVD.
#2 - Newlyweds Clean House
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/19/2003
Nick moves his stuff from his condo to their house. Jessica has trouble learning to clean up after herself. Nick & Jessica discuss getting a maid.
#3 - Newlyweds Decorate
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/30/2003
Jessica goes out of town to promote her new book, ""Jessica Simpson I Do: Achieving Your Dream Wedding""; Nick decides to start decorating the house while Jessica is out of town.
#6 - New Year's Eve
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/23/2005
It's New Year's for the newlyweds! The couple and some friends head down to Miami. But their dream home isn't really a dream but a nightmare. Remember, all's well that end's well.
#7 - Newlyweds Series Finale
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/30/2005
Nick and Jessica prepare to move to a new house. While packing, the couple takes a trip down memory lane as they recount the ups and downs of the past two years. At the end of the sentimental journey they decide to stay in their current house.Watch Now:Amazon
#8 - The Valentine's Day Budget
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/23/2005
Nick and Jessica agree to a $20 spending limit for Valentine's Day gifts. Nick comes in under budget and Jessica is way over. The two go out to dinner and present each other with homemade cards and Jessica insists that Nick wear his as a sign of his love for her. Nick has one more surprise waiting at home for Jessica.
#9 - Newlyweds Together Again
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/16/2005
Nick heads out to Louisiana to spend more time with Jessica while she films her first movie, The Dukes of Hazzard. Jessica is busy wrapping up filming, and doing a photo shoot for her beauty line. Nick spends time in the recording in the studio.Watch Now:Amazon
#10 - Boys Weekend in Cabo
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/9/2005
With Jessica away in Louisiana filming a movie, Nick takes off to Cabo with his friends for a guys-only weekend. A night of barbecuing and drinking inspires some creative haircuts. A fishing trip is halted by military men who have the guys fill out fishing licenses. A trip to a Baja race track takes a turn for the worse when one of the guys totals a race car resulting in $10,000 worth of damages. Back in Baton Rouge, Jessica films new scenes and misses her hubby
#11 - Jess Gets A Root Canal
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/2/2005
Jessica has a toothache and has to get a root canal. Meanwhile, Nick goes shopping for Halloween supplies.
#12 - Newlyweds Two Year Anniversary
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/26/2005
Nick and Jessica celebrate their two-year wedding anniversary in Napa Valley, California.
#14 - The Kentucky Derby
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 7/21/2004
Nick and Jessica attend the Kentucky Derby.
#16 - Mismatched Threesome
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 6/23/2004
Nick gets frustrated with Jessica and her friend; the couple goes out for a romantic dinner.
#17 - Being Famous Ain't Easy
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 6/30/2004
Nick & Jessica must deal with aggressive paparazzi and fans; Nick & Jessica rent a house in Palm Springs with her family for Easter.
#18 - Newlyweds Go Golfing
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/9/2003
Jessica is upset when Nick goes to the Playboy Mansion; Nick takes Jessica golfing for the first time.
#19 - The French Language
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/11/2004
Nick & Jessica do a sketch for VH1 Big in 2003; Jessica has problems memorizing the complex dialogue. Nick is in the Detroit American Thanksgiving Parade. Nick & Jessica spend Thanksgiving with family at the Simpson House in Waco, TX.
#20 - The Duet
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/18/2004
Nick & Jessica have a hectic December with 18 different shows to perform; Nick & Jessica make plans to record a duet.
#21 - Jessica's 'Dessert'
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/3/2004
Jessica promotes her new perfume line called ""Dessert;"" rumors of Jessica being pregnant circulate.
#22 - Puppy Maddness
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/10/2004
Jessica has to sing the National Anthem at the Sugar Bowl but her hairdresser cannot make it; Nick and Jessica discuss what kind of dog to get.
#23 - The Newlyweds Vacation
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/17/2004
Nick, Jessica, Drew, and Lea go skiing; Nick has problems skiing.
#25 - CaCee Moves In
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 6/16/2004
Jessica's best friend and personal assistant moves in; Nick and Jessica perform at the Houston Livestock Show.