The BEST episodes of Rock of Love with Bret Michaels

Every episode of Rock of Love with Bret Michaels ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Rock of Love with Bret Michaels!

Fans of the '80s pop metal band Poison won't want to miss this Flavor of Love-style VH1 reality show as the frontman Bret Michaels sets off on a determined search for a mate. Michaels needs a woman who can handle his rockstar lifestyle--someone who won't get jealous of his main mistress: music. Bret will design challenges to test each girls' ability to handle every aspect of his life. The women that rock his world will be given VIP passes and will be allowed to stay in his house. The others will be sent home until in the end when one lucky lady will be a true Rock Star Girlfriend.

Last Updated: 2/11/2024Network: VH1Status: Ended
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Back to the Rocking Horse
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9.64
33 votes

#1 - Back to the Rocking Horse

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/13/2008

Bret Michaels, lead singer of rock band Poison, is back looking for love, and this time he means it! Twenty more beautiful babes vie for his love and affection. Some bare more than their souls in an attempt to grab Bret's attention. Only fifteen will stay after an elimination ceremony with two startling surprises.

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It's Skanks on Ice
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8.75
4 votes

#2 - It's Skanks on Ice

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/18/2009

Bret is looking for a woman with maternal instincts...so he puts his twelve girls in ice skates to see how well they protect "Baby Bret" against the University of Illinois Women's Hockey [Club] and special guest player, Lacey (Rock of Love 2 [sic], Charm School). When one of the girls is accused of making a secret phone call to someone who might be her boyfriend, it leads to one of the most heated elimination ceremonies yet.

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Third Time's A Charm
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8.67
6 votes

#3 - Third Time's A Charm

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/4/2009

This time around, Bret Michaels will hit the road on a month-long tour, and rolling on this tour are two buses - Bret's pimped-out tour bus - and a second bus filled with a slew of new women, all competing for Bret's affection. As the buses pull into each new city, the girls will engage in challenges specifically revolving around Bret's life on the road. Bret will begin to see which girls really can hang with him on the road and which girls just aren't cut out for the Rock Star/Vagabond lifestyle.

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Exes and Oh's
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8.50
4 votes

#4 - Exes and Oh's

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/15/2009

Secrets come out when Bret invites his ex-girlfriend Ambre and Rock of Love alum Heather to interrogate the remaining six girl's exes.

Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time
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8.44
9 votes

#5 - Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/15/2007

Bret Michaels, lead singer of the Rock band Poison, welcomes 25 young ladies to his rocker lair in the hopes of finding that one special girl he can call his own. In order to help him with this great task, Bret enlists the help of his friend, who is also his tour manager and head of security, Big John. After the girls explore the house and meet each other, Bret has them line up for a special photo shoot. Here, he gets the first taste of the girls' personalities, as he snaps pictures of each of them for what will become their V.I.P. Backstage passes. Some are sexy, and some are...well not so much. After the shoot, it's time for cocktails and a backyard mixer. Trying desperately to make an impression on Bret, the girls pull and tug at him and compete for his attention, leaving Bret a bit overwhelmed. When the girls finally get him alone, and the conversation begins, Bret realizes all those years on the road has made him a little rusty at dating. Getting to know these women is going to be more difficult than he thought. During the party, one girl in particular, gets drunk and out of hand and causes quite a commotion in the house. Will she be one of the six going home that night?

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Truck Stop Games
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8.25
4 votes

#6 - Truck Stop Games

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/1/2009

In a wacky competition based on beer, babes and truckers, one team will try anything to sway the judges. When Bret takes three girls to his bus for some private time, one girl question whether this is the life for her. Excessive partying by some of the girls has Bret questioning whether some of these girls are actually here for him. Tensions mount in elimination as three of the girls come stumbling in and Bret must decide which girl to send home.

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Duet to Me One More Time
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8.25
4 votes

#7 - Duet to Me One More Time

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/22/2009

Four girls are challenged to write lyrics to one of Bret's songs and sing with him. One girl's friendship might ruin her chances with Bret, and another just might be too big of a fan.

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Rockin' the 'Rents
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8.20
5 votes

#8 - Rockin' the 'Rents

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/6/2008

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Bitter Suite
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8.00
4 votes

#9 - Bitter Suite

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/30/2008

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Double Dates
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8.00
4 votes

#10 - Double Dates

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/29/2009

Bret plans a couple of fantasy dates for his last three girls, but when one girl gets to go twice, the other two are worried that Bret has already made his final decision. Friendships end when it's every girl for herself in this second-to-last episode.

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Mud Bowl III
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8.00
3 votes

#11 - Mud Bowl III

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/14/2009

It's Pink Bus vs. Blue Bus in the muddiest of Mudbowls yet! Bret flies away with the MVP for an intimate overnight trip. One of our tour girls has trouble dealing with her recently passed father, and Bret deals with some bad news of his own. But the show must go on, and Bret is forced to make another tough decision regarding who stays and who goes.

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Video Vixens
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8.00
4 votes

#12 - Video Vixens

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/16/2008

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Reunion
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8.00
4 votes

#13 - Reunion

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 10/7/2007

The ladies who vied for Bret's affections return to his mansion to discuss the competition.

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The Rose & the Thorn
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8.00
6 votes

#14 - The Rose & the Thorn

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 9/30/2007

The season wraps up with Bret taking the final two ladies to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. When they return home, Bret chooses one to “rock his world.”

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Stroller Derby
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7.94
33 votes

#15 - Stroller Derby

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/27/2008

The ladies put on roller skates and try to outmaneuver one another while pushing a stroller. Later, Bret spends some alone time with one of the more disliked contestants, leading to tension in the house. In the end, two ladies are eliminated.

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Motocross
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7.88
8 votes

#16 - Motocross

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/29/2007

The ladies learn to ride motorbikes and then split into teams of three for a Motocross relay race. The winning team will each get dates with Bret.

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Red, White and a Little Blue
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7.83
6 votes

#17 - Red, White and a Little Blue

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/2/2008

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Riff It Good
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7.78
9 votes

#18 - Riff It Good

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/5/2007

The remaining girls have to write and sing a song to impress Bret. The event will be judged by Big John and a guest judge. Bret also takes one of the ladies on a horseback riding date.

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First Annual Bret's Mudbowl
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7.75
4 votes

#19 - First Annual Bret's Mudbowl

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/12/2007

The eight remaining ladies compete in a muddy football game and the MVP gets a date with Bret.

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Talk Dirty to Me
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7.73
11 votes

#20 - Talk Dirty to Me

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/22/2007

Bret puts the ladies through a phone competition to see who has the most seductive voice. The winner will be safe from eliminations.

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Going to Ex-tremes
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7.71
7 votes

#21 - Going to Ex-tremes

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/23/2008

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A Ride on the Wild Side
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7.71
7 votes

#22 - A Ride on the Wild Side

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/10/2008

The ladies are challenged to build a custom motorcycle. Later, the contestants pose for a pinup photo shoot before Bret eliminates two more gals.

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Fifteen Weddings and Three Funerals
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7.67
3 votes

#23 - Fifteen Weddings and Three Funerals

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/11/2009

Fifteen girls take turns reciting their own wedding vows to Bret. When one girl feels spurned, it sends her spiraling into a tailspin of craziness trying to get Bret's attention — but it might too much, too soon for Bret. When the tour heads to the next city, three girls have to stay behind.

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Roadie Challenge
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7.67
3 votes

#24 - Roadie Challenge

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/25/2009

Bret Michaels has a concert tonight. Ten girls compete to see who can clear the band's equipment off the stage the fastest. The winners get VIP treatment at the concert, while the rest have to sit in the nosebleed seats. Bret has a tough decision at elimination after seeing that one girl was a sore loser, one gave his gift away, and another was allegedly spotted making out with Bret's drummer.

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Bikini Day Care
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7.67
3 votes

#25 - Bikini Day Care

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/8/2009

The tour hits Panama City Beach, Florida. Seven girls show their mothering skills by taking care of a gaggle of rowdy youngsters at the pool.

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