The WORST episodes of Rock of Love with Bret Michaels

Every episode of Rock of Love with Bret Michaels ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Rock of Love with Bret Michaels!

Fans of the '80s pop metal band Poison won't want to miss this Flavor of Love-style VH1 reality show as the frontman Bret Michaels sets off on a determined search for a mate. Michaels needs a woman who can handle his rockstar lifestyle--someone who won't get jealous of his main mistress: music. Bret will design challenges to test each girls' ability to handle every aspect of his life. The women that rock his world will be given VIP passes and will be allowed to stay in his house. The others will be sent home until in the end when one lucky lady will be a true Rock Star Girlfriend.

Last Updated: 8/3/2025Network: VH1Status: Ended
Tour Bus Challenge
star
6.00
8 votes

#1 - Tour Bus Challenge

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/19/2007

The ladies face off to determine who can best handle the grind of being a touring musician. Later, they celebrate Bret's birthday.

Show Me Your Hits
star
6.13
8 votes

#2 - Show Me Your Hits

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/26/2007

The remaining six ladies are split into two teams to shoot an album cover for Bret's new release. The winning team's creative director is awarded a private date with Bret and the two models get a tandem date.

Superfan Challenge
star
6.43
7 votes

#3 - Superfan Challenge

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/2/2007

The remaining five women are interviewed by three of Bret's biggest fans, who then decide on the woman they think is best for Bret.

Bret's Rock of Love III
star
7.10
30 votes

#4 - Bret's Rock of Love III

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/12/2009

Bret takes his final two girls to the Dominican Republic to spend some quality, romantic time with each one before making his final choice. Guards come down and gloves come off as the girls open their hearts and fight for their man. And things heat up even more when the girls are asked to select a ring. One girl will be Bret's Rock of Love, the other will leave heartbroken.

Bret's Rock of Love
star
7.14
7 votes

#5 - Bret's Rock of Love

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/13/2008

Bret takes the final two women to Mexico in order to spend some quality time with each one before picking a winner.

Motocross
star
7.18
11 votes

#6 - Motocross

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/29/2007

The ladies learn to ride motorbikes and then split into teams of three for a Motocross relay race. The winning team will each get dates with Bret.

Clip Show
star
7.20
5 votes

#7 - Clip Show

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/23/2007

Highlights from the season.

First Annual Bret's Mudbowl
star
7.20
5 votes

#8 - First Annual Bret's Mudbowl

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/12/2007

The eight remaining ladies compete in a muddy football game and the MVP gets a date with Bret.

Vegas Baby
star
7.29
7 votes

#9 - Vegas Baby

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/9/2007

The final four ladies travel to Las Vegas to see Bret perform. After the gig, backstage partying gets out of control.

star
7.29
7 votes

#10 - The Rose & the Thorn

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 9/30/2007

The season wraps up with Bret taking the final two ladies to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. When they return home, Bret chooses one to “rock his world.”

Reunion Show
star
7.33
3 votes

#11 - Reunion Show

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/19/2009

Three months after Bret and a very special girl stood together on a beach in Puerto Rico, the cast members gather to reminisce about the season.

Eight is Not Enough
star
7.33
3 votes

#12 - Eight is Not Enough

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/8/2009

The eight remaining girls get a distressing "wake-up call" when Bret brings in three new girls to join the tour because he's not feeling the emotional effort.

Reunion
star
7.40
5 votes

#13 - Reunion

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/20/2008

The ladies who vied for Bret's affections return to discuss the competition.

Once a Cowgirl
star
7.40
5 votes

#14 - Once a Cowgirl

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/24/2008

The two women who have yet to have a date with Bret compete in a rodeo competition for their last chance to make a connection.

Mud Bowl II
star
7.40
5 votes

#15 - Mud Bowl II

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/17/2008

In the second annual Bret Michaels Mud Bowl, the women compete in harsh conditions of rain, snow, and wind.

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Peep Show
star
7.40
5 votes

#16 - Peep Show

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/20/2008

Fifteen girls better watch what they say...especially when they're on a dare. Meanwhile in the first ever Peep Show Contest, the girls all compete for a date with Bret by showing off their greatest "talents." To stir things up at the house, Bret decides to hold an old school dance off. Three girls fail to make the cut.

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Meet the Parents
star
7.40
5 votes

#17 - Meet the Parents

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/16/2007

The parents of the three remaining ladies meet Bret. Meanwhile, trust issues cause turmoil in the house.

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Fifteen Weddings and Three Funerals
star
7.67
3 votes

#18 - Fifteen Weddings and Three Funerals

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/11/2009

Fifteen girls take turns reciting their own wedding vows to Bret. When one girl feels spurned, it sends her spiraling into a tailspin of craziness trying to get Bret's attention — but it might too much, too soon for Bret. When the tour heads to the next city, three girls have to stay behind.

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Bikini Day Care
star
7.67
3 votes

#19 - Bikini Day Care

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/8/2009

The tour hits Panama City Beach, Florida. Seven girls show their mothering skills by taking care of a gaggle of rowdy youngsters at the pool.

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Roadie Challenge
star
7.67
3 votes

#20 - Roadie Challenge

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/25/2009

Bret Michaels has a concert tonight. Ten girls compete to see who can clear the band's equipment off the stage the fastest. The winners get VIP treatment at the concert, while the rest have to sit in the nosebleed seats. Bret has a tough decision at elimination after seeing that one girl was a sore loser, one gave his gift away, and another was allegedly spotted making out with Bret's drummer.

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Going to Ex-tremes
star
7.71
7 votes

#21 - Going to Ex-tremes

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/23/2008

Bret surprises the women by inviting their exes out in order to learn more information about the contestants.

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A Ride on the Wild Side
star
7.71
7 votes

#22 - A Ride on the Wild Side

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/10/2008

The ladies are challenged to build a custom motorcycle. Later, the contestants pose for a pinup photo shoot before Bret eliminates two more gals.

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Riff It Good
star
7.80
10 votes

#23 - Riff It Good

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/5/2007

The remaining girls have to write and sing a song to impress Bret. The event will be judged by Big John and a guest judge. Bret also takes one of the ladies on a horseback riding date.

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Red, White and a Little Blue
star
7.83
6 votes

#24 - Red, White and a Little Blue

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/2/2008

The remaining women perform at a USO show for military veterans in an attempt to show off their ability to rock an audience.

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Talk Dirty to Me
star
7.85
13 votes

#25 - Talk Dirty to Me

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/22/2007

Bret puts the ladies through a phone competition to see who has the most seductive voice. The winner will be safe from eliminations.

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