The BEST episodes of Barney Miller season 8

Every episode of Barney Miller season 8, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Barney Miller season 8!

Hal Linden stars in the title role as a NYPD captain in charge of a squad of oddball detectives and even stranger criminals.

Last Updated: 9/1/2024Network: ABC (US)Status: Ended
Landmark (3)
star
8.35
78 votes

#1 - Landmark (3)

Season 8 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/20/1982

Friends, foes and felons alike drop by to pay their last respects as the detectives prepare to leave for new assignments; Harris contemplates his resignation when he's assigned to Flushing Meadows; Barney recalls friends departed before he turns out the squad room lights for the last time.

Directors: Danny Arnold
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Chinatown (2)
star
7.94
18 votes

#2 - Chinatown (2)

Season 8 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/11/1982

Unless he confesses soon, Harris and Dietrich's unwilling roommate may witness another murder. Meanwhile, harassment charges are pressed against Lieutenant Scanlon.

Directors: Danny Arnold
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Chinatown (1)
star
7.61
23 votes

#3 - Chinatown (1)

Season 8 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/4/1982

A murder witness is uncooperative, so he, Harris and Dietrich are forced to share an apartment in seclusion until he talks; Lieutenant Scanlon falls for a wealthy mugging victim.

Directors: Danny Arnold
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The Car
star
7.53
51 votes

#4 - The Car

Season 8 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/12/1981

A car thief's conscience gets the better of him ... after twenty-five years; Levitt saves a child from a precarious fate; an overzealous sanitation officer goes to extremes.

Directors: Bruce Bilson
Writer: Nat Mauldin
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Altercation
star
7.50
50 votes

#5 - Altercation

Season 8 - Episode 18 - Aired 4/9/1982

Harris and Arnold come to blows; a mugging victim confesses to a twenty-five year old crush on Barney.

Directors: Alan Bergmann
Writer: Tony Sheehan
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Stress Analyzer
star
7.47
51 votes

#6 - Stress Analyzer

Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/26/1981

A job fair brings out the worst in a Peace Corps recruiter; Dietrich volunteers for a department stress experiment.

Directors: Bruce Bilson
Writer: Nat Mauldin
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Examination Day
star
7.45
47 votes

#7 - Examination Day

Season 8 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/14/1982

The detectives don uniforms while Levitt and the others take sergeant's exams; Luger, working with the squad, is overly rough with a collar, and later with Barney.

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Inquiry
star
7.44
50 votes

#8 - Inquiry

Season 8 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/26/1982

Internal Affairs is called in when a charge of excessive force is leveled against Wojo; an angry parent takes action when his child is declined admission into an exclusive kindergarten.

Hunger Strike
star
7.40
47 votes

#9 - Hunger Strike

Season 8 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/18/1982

Dietrich aids an elderly psychiatric patient who may be speaking a foreign language; a nuclear activist goes on a hunger strike to end nuclear arms; Barney declines a deputy inspector nomination.

Writer: Tony Sheehan
Homeless
star
7.37
52 votes

#10 - Homeless

Season 8 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/17/1981

The 12th is overrun with homeless vagrants on Christmas; a greeting-card writer snaps; a cattle prod is the weapon of choice for a local merchant.

Directors: Lee Lochhead
The Clown
star
7.36
50 votes

#11 - The Clown

Season 8 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/21/1982

Street clowns fall prey to a serial mugger; a hundred inmates are sneaked out of holding in the middle of the night.

Directors: Alan Bergmann
Writer: Sam Simon
The Tontine
star
7.35
48 votes

#12 - The Tontine

Season 8 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/7/1982

The penultimate survivor of a tontine attempts suicide in order to concede the money to his cousin.

Writer: Nat Mauldin
Advancement
star
7.35
51 votes

#13 - Advancement

Season 8 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/5/1981

Luger wants Barney to pen a letter for his mail-order bride; a lottery winner seeks revenge when the ticket seller loses his winning entry; Harris gets a new book deal.

Directors: Danny Arnold
Obituary
star
7.35
51 votes

#14 - Obituary

Season 8 - Episode 15 - Aired 3/11/1982

A newspaper obituary causes a stir when the subject turns up alive; the detectives snag a modern-day chicken thief.

Writer: Nat Mauldin
Old Love
star
7.34
47 votes

#15 - Old Love

Season 8 - Episode 17 - Aired 4/2/1982

Dietrich's old flame pays a visit; a former child actor clubs an agent with a telephone.

Directors: Hal Linden
Paternity
star
7.33
51 votes

#16 - Paternity

Season 8 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/29/1981

Wojo's proven innocent of a paternity suit, but at a cost; a beauty queen is robbed; an irate theater patron vandalizes the theater.

Directors: Danny Arnold
Writer: Nat Mauldin
Arrival
star
7.33
49 votes

#17 - Arrival

Season 8 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/25/1982

Luger's mail-order bride arrives; an elderly woman mugs a man.

Directors: Lee Lochhead
Landmark (2)
star
7.32
50 votes

#18 - Landmark (2)

Season 8 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/13/1982

The 12th Precinct is sold; Dietrich arrests the head of a crime school; Luger tries to duck out on his mail-order bride.

Directors: Danny Arnold
Landmark (1)
star
7.30
47 votes

#19 - Landmark (1)

Season 8 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/6/1982

Wojo's discover of an ancient weapon puts the 12th Precinct up for sale.

Directors: Tony Sheehan
Writer: Tony Sheehan
Games
star
7.27
52 votes

#20 - Games

Season 8 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/10/1981

A manufacturer of computer game processors is accused of espionage; a WAC supplements her income on the street.

Possession
star
7.24
50 votes

#21 - Possession

Season 8 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/19/1981

A husband is assaulted for forcing his wife into designer jeans; a disorderly conduct report leads to a man who swears he's possessed by an evil spirit.

Directors: Bruce Bilson
Bones
star
7.20
41 votes

#22 - Bones

Season 8 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/29/1982

A museum presses charges when an Indian retrieves his tribe's ancestral bones from an exhibit; a scoutmaster catches a mugger.