The WORST episodes of Are You Being Served?

Every episode of Are You Being Served? ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Are You Being Served?!

This comedy series, which follows the exploits of employees at London's fictional "Grace Brothers" department store, is full of sexual innuendo, slapstick, visual gags, and double entendres. Much of the show's humor parodies Britain's class system, and many of the show's characters are based on stereotypes of the period, including the effeminate Mr. Humphries and the rich, but stingy, store owner.

Last Updated: 3/13/2024Network: BBC OneStatus: Ended
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Big Brother
star
7.25
133 votes

#1 - Big Brother

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/4/1974

There's trouble afoot at Grace Brothers! Someone's been lifting Mrs. Slocombe's skirts and putting their hands in Mr. Grainger's drawers. Shoplifting has struck the store and Mr. Rumbold installs a store detective and a video surveillance system. It goes off track for awhile, as Mr. Rumbold turns into a voyeur and the staff act like they're on television. Ultimately, the staff decide to do in the scheme and prey on Mr. Rumbolds hypochondria to accomplish it.

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The Hero
star
7.35
145 votes

#2 - The Hero

Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/16/1979

Captain Peacock is challenged to a boxing match by a member of another department. He backs out, and Mr. ""Hugger"" Humphries is "" elected"" to take his place in a wrestling match. He loses that match, but Mrs. Slocombe enters the ring and defeats the challenger.

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Mrs. Slocombe, Senior Person
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7.35
150 votes

#3 - Mrs. Slocombe, Senior Person

Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/9/1979

Mrs. Slocombe temporarily takes the place of Mr. Rumbold, who has taken ill, and she discovers the job isn't what she expected.

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The Hand of Fate
star
7.35
130 votes

#4 - The Hand of Fate

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/27/1975

Mr. Humphries begins displaying his ability to read palms and tell the future. He sees that Captain Peacock will soon be "climbing the ladder and wearing a new hat". Everyone takes this to mean a promotion, especially now that there's a vacancy on the Board of Directors and Mr. Rumbold is in line for it. Captain Peacock expects to take Mr. Rumbold's job. The department staff soon all imagine moving up.

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By Appointment
star
7.36
111 votes

#5 - By Appointment

Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/15/1978

The new head of men's department is introduced and the staff prepare for a possible royal visit.

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Pilot
star
7.38
248 votes

#6 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/8/1972

A reorganization within the store forces the staff of the Gentlemens Ready-To-Wear Department to share their floor space with the Ladies Department. Mrs. Slocombe, head of the Ladies, and Mr. Grainger, head of the Gents, immediately come to loggerheads over control of the center floor display. Mr. Grainger refuses to take down his trousers and put Mrs. Slocombe's underwear in its place. Undaunted, she goes over his head to Captain Peacock, and then to Mr. Rumbold.

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The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe
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7.38
78 votes

#7 - The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe

Season 8 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/28/1981

Mrs. Slocombe has dreams in which she and Mr. Humphries become romantically embroiled. When she attempts to turn fantasy into reality, the situation becomes most difficult to handle.

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Heir Apparent
star
7.39
75 votes

#8 - Heir Apparent

Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/7/1981

Old Mr. Grace becomes convinced that Mr. Humphries is his long-lost son.

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The Clock
star
7.39
142 votes

#9 - The Clock

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/14/1974

It's Mr. Grainger's 37th anniversary at Grace Brothers and the Department hosts a celebration dinner for him. It's a time of happiness, and dread, for if he receives a cuckoo clock then it means he's to be retired.

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The Apartment
star
7.41
140 votes

#10 - The Apartment

Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/2/1979

By permission of Mr. Grace, Mrs. Slocombe moves into a display apartment in Grace Brothers, because her new home is occupied by squatters. Due to a transport strike, Mr. Humphries seeks to join her in her new accommodations.

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Lost and Found
star
7.43
69 votes

#11 - Lost and Found

Season 9 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/27/1983

When Mrs. Slocombe's cat turns up missing, she decides that only Mr. Humphries could take its place.

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Shedding the Load
star
7.44
113 votes

#12 - Shedding the Load

Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/6/1978

Sales figures are down; profits are low. Young Mr. Grace is forced to make some economies. The threat of redundancies is looming. Someone is going to have to go - but who is it to be?

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Top Hat and Tails
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7.44
90 votes

#13 - Top Hat and Tails

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/15/1976

Mr. Humphries' background as a dance instructor is called upon when the Ladies' and Gents' Wear departments form a team to compete in the inter-store ballroom dancing competition.

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A Change Is as Good as a Rest
star
7.45
116 votes

#14 - A Change Is as Good as a Rest

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/4/1977

When Mr. Grace announces that he plans on temporarily reorganizing the departments, the staff are indignant, but find that work can be a lot of fun...if you're working in the toy department.

Directors: Ray Butt
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The Club
star
7.46
114 votes

#15 - The Club

Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/22/1978

Young Mr. Grace invites his workers to form a social club - in a dismal cellar badly in need of decoration. Undeterred, the staff tackle the paint and paper job with vigor.

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The Night Club
star
7.46
72 votes

#16 - The Night Club

Season 10 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/18/1985

When Old Mr. Grace decides to allow the staff to use the store for after-hours money-making, they decide to open a nightclub. However, the advertising campaign has some rather unexpected results.

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The Old Order Changes
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7.47
116 votes

#17 - The Old Order Changes

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/18/1977

Young Mr. Grace returns from a trip to the U.S. with a host of new sales techniques that he is eager to implement.

Directors: Ray Butt
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Cold Comfort
star
7.49
167 votes

#18 - Cold Comfort

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/21/1974

A fuel shortage grips the country and Grace Brothers, so the stores furnaces are shut down for the day. The staff are freezing and soon develop unique ways to keep warm.

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Conduct Unbecoming
star
7.49
75 votes

#19 - Conduct Unbecoming

Season 9 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/29/1983

Captain Peacock continues to flirt with Mr. Rumbold's new secretary while Mr. Humphries leaves his mother's home and is accused of stealing.

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The Think Tank
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7.50
130 votes

#20 - The Think Tank

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/28/1974

Sales are falling once again and so Mr. Rumbold calls together a "think tank", a suggestion he "borrowed" from Captain Peacock. The staff decide that a fashion show would be the answer, but when Young Mr. Grace won't cough up the dough to hire proper models, the staff are forced to put on the show themselves.

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Forward Mr. Grainger
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7.50
113 votes

#21 - Forward Mr. Grainger

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/22/1976

Mr. Grainger is selected to fill in for Mr. Rumbold while he is away; the staff wonder whether they should take advantage of Mr. Grainger's good nature, only to discover to their horror that he doesn't have one when he sacks Mrs. Slocombe.

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Mrs. Slocombe Expects
star
7.51
85 votes

#22 - Mrs. Slocombe Expects

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/25/1977

The staff have kittens when Mrs. Slocombe announces she's expecting a happy event, but it turns out that it's merely her cat that's pregnant; when she refuses to leave Tiddles unattended, she braves the ire of Captain Peacock by smuggling the cat into the ladies' fitting room.

Directors: Ray Butt
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The Pop Star
star
7.51
65 votes

#23 - The Pop Star

Season 10 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/1/1985

This episode we find Mr. Spooner is about to be discovered by a record company. One problem is that his voice keeps giving out. Mr. Humphries gives him a tonic and he recoveres for a little while. While auditioning on tv with Grace Brothers Staff, his voice gives out.

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Fire Practice
star
7.52
89 votes

#24 - Fire Practice

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/29/1976

After finding that Grace Brothers' fire precautions leave a lot to be desired, Mr. Harman helps out training the staff in fire preparedness and a fireman gives Mr. Humphries a lift.

Directors: Ray Butt
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The Hold-Up
star
7.53
68 votes

#25 - The Hold-Up

Season 10 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/4/1985

When the store is robbed late one night, the staff determine to capture the burglars themselves.

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