The BEST episodes of Are You Being Served? season 9
Every episode of Are You Being Served? season 9, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Are You Being Served? season 9!
At the struggling Grace Brothers department store, the Ladies’ and Gentlemen’s departments share a floor—and very little else willingly. Under the anxious eye of Mr Rumbold, Captain Peacock, Mrs Slocombe, Mr Humphries and their colleagues contend with difficult customers, management schemes, staff rivalries and one indignity after another, transforming everyday retail into a gleeful procession of innuendo, dressing up and exquisitely British chaos.

#1 - Calling All Customers
Season 9 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/13/1983
The staff perform a play on CB radio to advertise Grace Brothers.

#2 - Monkey Business
Season 9 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/20/1983
Bad news. Grace Brothers may be bought by the Japanese. The staff take their problems to Number Ten, where they contact President Reagan by the phone. Mrs. Thatcher gets fashion tips from Mr. Humphries.

#3 - The Sweet Smell of Success
Season 9 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/22/1983
The staff find they have to start paying more for lunch and Mrs. Slocombe tries to make some side money by selling her home-made perfume.

#4 - Conduct Unbecoming
Season 9 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/29/1983
Captain Peacock continues to flirt with Mr. Rumbold's new secretary while Mr. Humphries leaves his mother's home and is accused of stealing.

#5 - Lost and Found
Season 9 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/27/1983
When Mrs. Slocombe's cat turns up missing, she decides that only Mr. Humphries could take its place.

#6 - Memories Are Made of This
Season 9 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/6/1983
When the sports goods are temporarily relocated to the mens & ladies floor, Captain Peacock tries out some golf equipment and accidentally hits Mrs. Slocombe. She then thinks she's a little girl, wrecking havoc on the store as she cavorts around the department.