The WORST episodes of The War at Home

Every episode of The War at Home ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The War at Home!

A comedy about two parents and their daily battles against their teenage children to keep their home, their children, and themselves in order.

Last Updated: 4/30/2024Network: FOXStatus: Ended
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Back to School
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7.04
215 votes

#1 - Back to School

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/10/2006

As school starts up again, Dave is excited that the kids will be out of the house until he and Vicki realize that all of them have their own agendas. Mike questions his current romantic relationship, which upsets Dave because the girl involved is the daughter of Dave's new best friend. But when Dave meddles in Mike's life for the sake of his "man-crush" on the girl's father, he does unexpected damage. Meanwhile, Hillary changes her study habits after catching a glimpse of her future, and Larry reinvents himself for the new school year.

Directors: Andy Cadiff
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It's Not Easy Being Green
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7.07
126 votes

#2 - It's Not Easy Being Green

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/18/2007

Dave starts to put pressure on Hillary for her to do well on her college admissions interview by setting up mock interviews, which only makes her even more nervous. Meanwhile, Vicky organizes a movie night for the family, and they end up watching Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth. Finding the film very profound, Dave forces the entire familiy to live in an eco-friendly existence, but takes things too far.

Directors: Andy Cadiff
Writer: David Holden
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Love is Blind
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7.09
128 votes

#3 - Love is Blind

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/21/2006

Dave is tired of Larry and Mike's constant fighting and suggests that Mike try harder to have a relationship with his brother. Much to Dave's disappointment, Mike actually prefers hanging out with Larry to practicing for basketball tryouts, and worries that Larry's nerdy ways are starting to rub off on him. Meanwhile, Hillary sets out to prove she's more than just a pretty face by trying to get a blind guy interested in dating her.

Directors: Andy Cadiff
Writer: Earl Davis
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Snow Job
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7.11
128 votes

#4 - Snow Job

Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/16/2006

When Hillary sprains her ankle skiing and lands in the emergency room, a furious Dave becomes even angrier when he realizes Vicky gave her approval for the ski trip without his consent. But when they arrive at the hospital and learn that Hillary lied to the both of them, their argument turns into an all-out war. Meanwhile, Larry awaits a phone call from a girl and Mike takes advantage of the situation to get an older woman.

Directors: Andy Cadiff
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Dave Get Your Gun
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7.12
131 votes

#5 - Dave Get Your Gun

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/11/2005

Dave becomes upset with Larry because of his lack of interest in masculine activities, and his lead role in the ""Annie Get Your Gun"" play at his high school. Things get worse for Larry when his parents see him kissing what they think is a guy, which convinces them that Larry is, in fact, gay. Meanwhile, Hillary has to deal with her new image at school after she hits another girl and gets dumped by Taye.

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Pilot
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7.12
176 votes

#6 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/11/2005

16-year-old Hillary's father, Dave, refuses to let her go out on a date with a guy older than her. So, to deceive him, she brings a new ""study buddy"" over to the house instead. At the same time, Dave and Vicky are having trouble trying to figure out how to understand their son, Larry.

Directors: Andy Cadiff
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Breaking Up is Hard to Do
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7.14
103 votes

#7 - Breaking Up is Hard to Do

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/18/2005

Grandma Betty comes over with her new boyfriend for dinner with the family. However, soon, Dave finds out that she is spending a lot of money on him. Fearing that he'll lose his future inheritance, Dave accuses Grandma Betty's boyfriend of being a gigolo in order to break them up. Meanwhile, Vicky and Dave devise a plan to break up Hillary and Keith by showing Hillary how hard it is to raise a baby. Then, when Larry shows interest in baseball cards, Dave encourages him... until he learns that Larry is using the information to sell his cards on eBay.

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The Bigger They Come
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7.17
136 votes

#8 - The Bigger They Come

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/13/2005

One of Hillary's friends gets breast implants, so now, Hillary wants to get implants, too. However, both Dave and Vicky won't let her do it, as Dave tells Hillary that it's what's on the inside that matters, not appearance. His advice is then tested when he meets Larry's new, overweight, unattractive girlfriend, Marla. Now, he'll have to figure out how to tell Larry that he can do better without going against what he told Hillary earlier.

Directors: Andy Cadiff
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Cheers
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7.18
105 votes

#9 - Cheers

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/20/2005

When Hillary and her friend Brenda are caught arriving drunk late at night, Dave and Vicky decide to ban alcohol in the house. However, this only lasts two days, as Vicky and Dave fall victims to some free alcohol with their friends and arrive home drunk themselves. As they arrive, they'll have to face Hillary and Brenda's strict parents, who are waiting for them. Meanwhile, after accidentally shooting a pigeon, Mike decides to become a vegetarian.

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The War of the Golds
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7.23
183 votes

#10 - The War of the Golds

Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/25/2007

After a car accident, Dave and Vicky decide to look over their living wills again, and ask their friends Jeff and Mindy to become their children's legal guardians should anything happen to them. They can't accept due to already doing the same thing for their other friends, so disagreements between Dave and Vicky start up, causing a huge fight. Larry thinks they may be getting a divorce, so he, Mike, and Hillary come up with a plan to get them back together.

Directors: Andy Cadiff
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Gaza Strip
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7.25
153 votes

#11 - Gaza Strip

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/26/2006

Kenny's dad, Achmed, pulls up the rose bushes between his home and Dave and Vicky's, believing the property is his after an assessment. When Dave and Vicky disagree, the two families declare war on each other, putting Larry and Kenny in the middle. Meanwhile, Hillary jokingly tells Dave to choose her next boyfriend since he's never happy with the boys she picks. Dave meets a boy who reminds him of himself, and against her better judgment, Hillary agrees to go out with him. Mike goes through a nude phase.

Directors: Andy Cadiff
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Love This
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7.27
155 votes

#12 - Love This

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/19/2006

Dave thinks he sees Hillary in a "Girls Gone Crazy" video, however, he's relieved when it turns out he's mistaken. But he is completely freaked at being turned on by girls Hillary's age, though. So he turns to Vicky for inspiration after he throws out all of his "visual aids," and it begins to tire her out. Meanwhile, an edited version of the movie "Goodfellas" inspires Larry to replace swear words with the word "love," and Hillary prevents Mike from taking drugs by passing PMS medication off as mood enhancers.

Directors: Andy Cadiff
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I.M. What I.M.
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7.27
81 votes

#13 - I.M. What I.M.

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/18/2005

Vicky decides to turn to an old, ex-boyfriend over the internet for advice about what to about her son, Larry, who insists on wearing women's clothes. While she's online, though, she discovers some of Dave's secret e-mails he's been sending to someone with the screenname ""Lonely Lady in Michigan."" Having discovered this, she decides to confront him. However, Hillary also has some problems of her own, but refuses to to tell Vicky about it.

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Cork Screwed
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7.27
153 votes

#14 - Cork Screwed

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/14/2006

Fearing they're in a rut, Vicky tries to take Dave to a wine appreciation course, but he refuses, and later makes fun of her because she goes without him. Meanwhile, Dave assumes Larry is serving his new, older "ladyfriend" more than just the gourmet meals he prepares for her, and is offended that he isn't mentioned in Hillary's video blog.

Directors: Andy Cadiff
Writer: Ryan Shankel
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Zero Tolerance
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7.31
126 votes

#15 - Zero Tolerance

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/1/2007

When Larry wears Dave's jacket to school by mistake, he ends up getting suspended for 30 days by Principal Fink for finding pot in it. This leads to Dave and Vicky trying to get him enrolled in a parochial school with the same priest who Mike thinks is hitting on him.

Directors: Andy Cadiff
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Car Wars
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7.32
211 votes

#16 - Car Wars

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/1/2006

Dave and Vicky decide to give Hillary the car she wants as long as she agrees to sign a contract so they can completely control her life. She reluctantly signs, but Dave and Vicky realize they may have gone too far with the restrictions. Meanwhile, Larry goes against the "bros before hos" code and dates Mike's ex-girlfriend, Heidi.

Directors: Andy Cadiff
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Drive Me Crazy
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7.33
125 votes

#17 - Drive Me Crazy

Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 4/30/2006

Thinking that Hillary will be grateful, Dave takes the blame when she gets pulled over for reckless driving while she's taking driving lessons. However, Hillary isn't grateful at all when this leads Dave to be arrested for DUI and goes to court to try and settle things. Vicky, meanwhile, forgets to register Larry for Shakespeare camp, while Dave and Mike take up online poker.

Directors: Andy Cadiff
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Three's Company
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7.38
101 votes

#18 - Three's Company

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/26/2006

Jodi, one of Vicky’s college friends visits to reveal that she is now sober. But now Dave is afraid that Jodi will tell Vicky that they (Dave and Jodi) had sex in college.

Directors: Andy Cadiff
Writer: Darin Henry
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Guess Who's Coming to the Barbecue
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7.41
100 votes

#19 - Guess Who's Coming to the Barbecue

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/2/2005

Dave isn't happy when Taye's family is invited over for a barbecue by Vicky, and has a hard time getting along with Taye's father, Omar. At the barbecue, Omar mistakes some of Dave's comments as racist, because he's a wealthy, African-American. However, when Vicky insists that he go apologize to him, Dave finds himself having a great time at Omar's country club. When he gets home, though, he finds out that Hillary and Taye are on the verge of breaking up.

Directors: Andy Cadiff
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High Crimes
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7.41
46 votes

#20 - High Crimes

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/25/2005

When Dave notices how nice Hillary has been to him recently, he is certain it's because she's having sex with someone. However, Mike spies on her and confirms that Dave is actually wrong. Dave then comes to the conclusion that she's smoking his pot when he notices his stash has gone missing. As he's confronting her about it, though, he accidentally tells her that it's his, but quickly tells her that it's not really his - it belongs to Vicky's mother, Betty, that she uses for medicinal purposes.

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I Wash My Hands of You
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7.42
208 votes

#21 - I Wash My Hands of You

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/5/2006

Hillary dupes her parents when she introduces them to a classmate she’s pretending to date, but ends up going out with a much older guy. Meanwhile, Larry gets addicted to Vicky’s nicotine gum and Dave catches Vicky smoking.

Directors: Andy Cadiff
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Out & In
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7.46
158 votes

#22 - Out & In

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/4/2007

Kenny confronts Dave after hearing that he thinks he's gay, and ends up coming out of the closet to him. Dave suggests to him that he tell his parents, but when Kenny tells them, they kick him out of the house. Meanwhile, Hillary goes on a date with a blind guy she met at the coffeehouse, but she quickly gets tired of having to describe everything to him.

Directors: Andy Cadiff
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Kenny Doesn't Live Here Anymore
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7.52
129 votes

#23 - Kenny Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/15/2007

When it's revealed that Kenny and his date will be attending the school's Sadie Hawkins dance, he and his date are both banned from the event for not keeping with its traditions. This prompts an outraged Larry to lead protest against the discrimination, while Dave goes to the school to argue the case. Meanwhile, once Principal Fink discovers that Kenny's been living with the Golds, he tells Dave that he must inform Child Services so that Kenny can be put in foster care, unless Dave can convince Kenny's parents to let him come home.

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Take This Job and Bleep It
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7.53
127 votes

#24 - Take This Job and Bleep It

Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/4/2007

Due to cutbacks at work, Dave and his two co-workers quit their jobs and start their own business. Meanwhile, Hillary decides to join the Army after not receiving any college acceptance letters, and Larry refuses to get his driver's license.

Directors: Andy Cadiff
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The Seventeen-Year Itch
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7.54
127 votes

#25 - The Seventeen-Year Itch

Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/26/2006

Dave thinks he's still a catch for the ladies when he gets hit on by an attractive saleswoman at work. But he soon learns that she was only checking him out for her mother. Meanwhile, Vicky attracts guys of all ages when she goes to Mike's class for Career Day. And back home, Hillary gets attracted to Kenny's sensitive side.

Directors: Andy Cadiff