The BEST Episodes of The Whitest Kids U Know

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: May 29, 2020

Network: IFC

Coming from across the US to New York City -- some to study, others to start their entertainment careers in earnest -- the Kids would eventually meet each other and realize they all shared a dream-to become the sketch comedy players of their generation. Together, they began to create sketch comedy that pushed the envelope right off the table, first on the stage of Pianos in NYC's Lower East Side, and now on ifc.com and on the Channel. With such YouTube instant classics as "Slow Jerkin" and "Hitler Rap", the Whitest Kids U'Know are doing things that other sketch comedy shows, like Saturday Night Live and MadTV, can't even imagine doing. In other words, the Kids think that both the SNL crew and the MadTV guys are about as funny as finding a new mole on your chest after a summer spent life guarding. In short, those other shows are punk-ass and weak

Blind Guys, Sonic Gets Mugged, The Dinosaur Rap

#1 - Blind Guys, Sonic Gets Mugged, The Dinosaur Rap

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired Apr 13, 2008

star 10.00
1 votes
Movie Pitching Guy, Whip Boy, Brothers in Arms

#2 - Movie Pitching Guy, Whip Boy, Brothers in Arms

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Mar 20, 2007

Rock n Roll Indiana Jones Let's Wake Up the Neighbors Movie Pitching Guy Abdell Drums Polite War Burglar Whip Boy Brothers In Arms Classroom

star 8.92
74 votes
Directors: Trevor Moore
Writers:
Jizzle, Ants!, Darren & the Giraffe, Bikini Day

#3 - Jizzle, Ants!, Darren & the Giraffe, Bikini Day

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired Apr 29, 2011

John Williams Herpes Commercial Bikini Day Jizzle Ants Darren and the Giraffe

star 8.86
7 votes
Grandma's Cookies, My Mouth Stuck Open, Alien Autopsy

#4 - Grandma's Cookies, My Mouth Stuck Open, Alien Autopsy

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired Jun 11, 2010

Grandma's Cookies Alien Autopsy Jaws Love at First Sight Baby Sketch Santa Clause Sex Robot My Mouth Stuck Open Rip Your Dick Off Barf Museum

star 8.80
46 votes
Hitler Rap, Sexy Fawn, Get a New Daddy

#5 - Hitler Rap, Sexy Fawn, Get a New Daddy

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Mar 20, 2007

iPod Shuffle Hitler Rap Timmy Poop Alcoholics Anonymous Abe Lincoln Pizza Bagels Sexy Fawn The New Thing Get a New Daddy

star 8.79
87 votes
Writers:
Black Light, Stork Factory, CW5

#6 - Black Light, Stork Factory, CW5

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired May 13, 2011

Stork Factory Nerf Nuke Black Light Nic-O-Dick

star 8.75
4 votes
 Grapist, Lottery, Ronnie, John & George

#7 - Grapist, Lottery, Ronnie, John & George

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired Apr 28, 2009

-Grapist -Lottery -Ronnie, John & George

star 8.71
7 votes
Timmy Future, Baby Traits, Horse Announcer

#8 - Timmy Future, Baby Traits, Horse Announcer

Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired Jun 3, 2011

Baby Traits Horse Announcer Timmy Future Bill's Back from Vietnam 1000 Dice

star 8.67
6 votes
 Trent Reznor, Homeschool, Telekinesis, Dog Park

#9 - Trent Reznor, Homeschool, Telekinesis, Dog Park

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired Mar 3, 2009

-Trent Reznor -Homeschool -Telekinesis -Dog Park

star 8.29
7 votes
Going Home Alone, Liquor Store Robbery, Pledge of Allegiance, Escape Artist

#10 - Going Home Alone, Liquor Store Robbery, Pledge of Allegiance, Escape Artist

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired May 27, 2011

Escape Artist Pledge of Allegiance General Electric Citigroup Going Home Alone Liquor Store Robbery Dead Teacher

star 8.29
7 votes
 Foot Touch Oh Gross Gay Sketch, Bad Panda, Gandalf

#11 - Foot Touch Oh Gross Gay Sketch, Bad Panda, Gandalf

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired Feb 17, 2009

-Foot Touch Oh Gross Gay Sketch -Bad Panda -Gandalf

star 8.25
8 votes
Worst Orchestra, Come Down Here, Spaghettios, Homeless Show, Cactus Wasp

#12 - Worst Orchestra, Come Down Here, Spaghettios, Homeless Show, Cactus Wasp

Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired Jun 10, 2011

Homeless Show Spaghettio's Come Down Here Worst Orchestra Joe Has Syphilis Cactus Wasp Inappropriate Dinner Conversation

star 8.20
5 votes
You Talkin' to Me, Dr. Kyle, Changing Channels

#13 - You Talkin' to Me, Dr. Kyle, Changing Channels

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired Jun 18, 2010

Hand Pee Senator Clint Webb Changing Channels Alive Dicks Dr. Kyle You Talkin' to Me Barney The Bear Bike Up the Ass Titopotomus

star 8.12
42 votes
Reverse Psychology, Kicking Guy, Whale Tail, Nail Gun

#14 - Reverse Psychology, Kicking Guy, Whale Tail, Nail Gun

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Mar 9, 2008

Reverse Psychology Kicking Guy Whale Tail Devil Gun Cult Recklessly Irresponsible TV Nail Gun Aren't You Lucky

star 8.11
37 votes
Writers:
Face Off, Auto Erotic, Good Morning Dad

#15 - Face Off, Auto Erotic, Good Morning Dad

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired Mar 30, 2008

Take My Face Off Boiler Room Driving Instructor Entertainment Today Auto Erotic Bear Problems Good Morning Dad

star 8.10
39 votes
Writers:
Firetruck Pullover, Spanking Dads, Careful Commandos, Teachers' Union, Didgeradoo

#16 - Firetruck Pullover, Spanking Dads, Careful Commandos, Teachers' Union, Didgeradoo

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired May 6, 2011

Spanking Dads Teacher's Union Didgeridoo Firetruck Pullover Careful Commandos MacDougals Digging People Up

star 8.10
10 votes
Mom Phone, It Was Pretty Good, Sophomores

#17 - Mom Phone, It Was Pretty Good, Sophomores

Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired Jun 17, 2011

It Was Pretty Good Mom Phone Sophomores

star 8.10
10 votes
Slo-mo Squirrel, Wedding Flip-Flop, Ocean 2.0, First Date

#18 - Slo-mo Squirrel, Wedding Flip-Flop, Ocean 2.0, First Date

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired Apr 22, 2011

Slo-mo Squirrel First Date Old Folks Home Wedding Flip-Flop Ocean 2.0 Anne Frank

star 8.08
13 votes
Jumbo Tron, Kid Mechanic, Bananas

#19 - Jumbo Tron, Kid Mechanic, Bananas

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired Jul 9, 2010

Poseidon Devil Spaghetti Pussy Restaurant Charles Manson Jumbotron Clarence McKenah Kid Mechanic Timmy Talk Bananas

star 8.07
14 votes
 Asian Hooker Business, Skatefall, Earthquake, Bonersong

#20 - Asian Hooker Business, Skatefall, Earthquake, Bonersong

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired Mar 10, 2009

-Asian Hooker Business -Skatefall -Earthquake -Bonersong

star 8.00
7 votes
 Shoshan, Lawnmower Dad, Elves, Blue Hair

#21 - Shoshan, Lawnmower Dad, Elves, Blue Hair

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired Mar 31, 2009

-Shoshan -Lawnmower Dad -Elves -Blue Hair

star 8.00
8 votes
 Shitchest Boner Neck, Crack, What is it Baby, Last Action Hero

#22 - Shitchest Boner Neck, Crack, What is it Baby, Last Action Hero

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired Apr 7, 2009

-Shitchest Boner Neck -Crack -What is it Baby -Last Action Hero

star 8.00
6 votes
Another Astronaut Sketch, Not Particularly Sure, Maroon President, Bathroom Camera

#23 - Another Astronaut Sketch, Not Particularly Sure, Maroon President, Bathroom Camera

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired Jun 9, 2009

-Another Astronaut Sketch -Not Particularly Sure -Maroon President -Bathroom Camera

star 8.00
6 votes
Sam's Nut, Neil & Buzz, Air Dry

#24 - Sam's Nut, Neil & Buzz, Air Dry

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Feb 10, 2008

Sam's Nut I Dinosaur Rap Sam's Nut II Black Doctor Air Dry Sam's Nut III Happier With Your Mouth Open Fart Dinner Blind Not Blind

star 7.94
18 votes
Writers:
Spaghetti Dinner Date, Mission Impossible, Walk of Shame

#25 - Spaghetti Dinner Date, Mission Impossible, Walk of Shame

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired Jun 25, 2010

Spaghetti Dinner Date Mission Impossible Hamster Death Walk of Shame Sam's Muscles Boner Wedding Scrubbing Bubbles With Chicken Trench Big Mouths Dad Fight Pet Heaven

star 7.93
15 votes