The Best Episodes of The Whitest Kids U Know

Last Updated: Nov 27, 2018

Coming from across the US to New York City -- some to study, others to start their entertainment careers in earnest -- the Kids would eventually meet each other and realize they all shared a dream-to become the sketch comedy players of their generation. Together, they began to create sketch comedy that pushed the envelope right off the table, first on the stage of Pianos in NYC's Lower East Side, and now on ifc.com and on the Channel. With such YouTube instant classics as "Slow Jerkin" and "Hitler Rap", the Whitest Kids U'Know are doing things that other sketch comedy shows, like Saturday Night Live and MadTV, can't even imagine doing. In other words, the Kids think that both the SNL crew and the MadTV guys are about as funny as finding a new mole on your chest after a summer spent life guarding. In short, those other shows are punk-ass and weak

Jizzle, Ants!, Darren & the Giraffe, Bikini Day

#1 - Jizzle, Ants!, Darren & the Giraffe, Bikini Day

Season 5 - Episode 3

John Williams Herpes Commercial Bikini Day Jizzle Ants Darren and the Giraffe

star 8.83
6 votes
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Black Light, Stork Factory, CW5

#2 - Black Light, Stork Factory, CW5

Season 5 - Episode 5

Stork Factory Nerf Nuke Black Light Nic-O-Dick

star 8.75
4 votes
Timmy Future, Baby Traits, Horse Announcer

#3 - Timmy Future, Baby Traits, Horse Announcer

Season 5 - Episode 8

Baby Traits Horse Announcer Timmy Future Bill's Back from Vietnam 1000 Dice

star 8.67
6 votes
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Grandma's Cookies, My Mouth Stuck Open, Alien Autopsy

#4 - Grandma's Cookies, My Mouth Stuck Open, Alien Autopsy

Season 4 - Episode 1

Grandma's Cookies Alien Autopsy Jaws Love at First Sight Baby Sketch Santa Clause Sex Robot My Mouth Stuck Open Rip Your Dick Off Barf Museum

star 8.50
16 votes
Old Man Winters, Booger Blasters, Moon Landing

#5 - Old Man Winters, Booger Blasters, Moon Landing

Season 4 - Episode 4

Old Man Winters Chicken Not Kitten Computer Jerk Off Dad Kid Beer Booger Blasters Walt Whitman Insult Restaurant Moon Landing

star 8.50
10 votes
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Reverse Psychology, Kicking Guy, Whale Tail, Nail Gun

#6 - Reverse Psychology, Kicking Guy, Whale Tail, Nail Gun

Season 2 - Episode 5

Reverse Psychology Kicking Guy Whale Tail Devil Gun Cult Recklessly Irresponsible TV Nail Gun Aren't You Lucky

star 8.44
9 votes
Writers: Trevor Moore, Zach Cregger, Timmy Williams, Sam Brown, Darren Trumeter
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 Grapist, Lottery, Ronnie, John & George

#7 - Grapist, Lottery, Ronnie, John & George

Season 3 - Episode 14

-Grapist -Lottery -Ronnie, John & George

star 8.43
7 votes
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Face Off, Auto Erotic, Good Morning Dad

#8 - Face Off, Auto Erotic, Good Morning Dad

Season 2 - Episode 8

Take My Face Off Boiler Room Driving Instructor Entertainment Today Auto Erotic Bear Problems Good Morning Dad

star 8.36
11 votes
Writers: Trevor Moore, Zach Cregger, Timmy Williams, Sam Brown, Darren Trumeter
Valentine's Day, Simple Chore, Pun Army, Chad's Rad

#9 - Valentine's Day, Simple Chore, Pun Army, Chad's Rad

Season 4 - Episode 8

Valentine's Day Simple Chore Stock Watch Chad's Rad Pun Army History Network Astronaut Pranks Hunting Housecats

star 8.36
14 votes
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John Cleese, 50 Cal Bar, Juror

#10 - John Cleese, 50 Cal Bar, Juror

Season 4 - Episode 6

John Cleese Sketch Planet Earth Choke Dad Wired Shut A Is For We Live In Garbage 50 Cal Bar Cumfetti Juror

star 8.33
15 votes
Firetruck Pullover, Spanking Dads, Careful Commandos, Teachers' Union, Didgeradoo

#11 - Firetruck Pullover, Spanking Dads, Careful Commandos, Teachers' Union, Didgeradoo

Season 5 - Episode 4

Spanking Dads Teacher's Union Didgeridoo Firetruck Pullover Careful Commandos MacDougals Digging People Up

star 8.33
9 votes
Movie Pitching Guy, Whip Boy, Brothers in Arms

#12 - Movie Pitching Guy, Whip Boy, Brothers in Arms

Season 1 - Episode 2

Rock n Roll Indiana Jones Let's Wake Up the Neighbors Movie Pitching Guy Abdell Drums Polite War Burglar Whip Boy Brothers In Arms Classroom

star 8.31
42 votes
Directors: Trevor Moore
Writers: Trevor Moore, Sam Brown, Zach Cregger, Darren Trumeter, Timmy Williams
Spaghetti Dinner Date, Mission Impossible, Walk of Shame

#13 - Spaghetti Dinner Date, Mission Impossible, Walk of Shame

Season 4 - Episode 3

Spaghetti Dinner Date Mission Impossible Hamster Death Walk of Shame Sam's Muscles Boner Wedding Scrubbing Bubbles With Chicken Trench Big Mouths Dad Fight Pet Heaven

star 8.31
13 votes
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 Trent Reznor, Homeschool, Telekinesis, Dog Park

#14 - Trent Reznor, Homeschool, Telekinesis, Dog Park

Season 3 - Episode 6

-Trent Reznor -Homeschool -Telekinesis -Dog Park

star 8.29
7 votes
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Going Home Alone, Liquor Store Robbery, Pledge of Allegiance, Escape Artist

#15 - Going Home Alone, Liquor Store Robbery, Pledge of Allegiance, Escape Artist

Season 5 - Episode 7

Escape Artist Pledge of Allegiance General Electric Citigroup Going Home Alone Liquor Store Robbery Dead Teacher

star 8.29
7 votes
Hitler Rap, Sexy Fawn, Get a New Daddy

#16 - Hitler Rap, Sexy Fawn, Get a New Daddy

Season 1 - Episode 1

iPod Shuffle Hitler Rap Timmy Poop Alcoholics Anonymous Abe Lincoln Pizza Bagels Sexy Fawn The New Thing Get a New Daddy

star 8.27
55 votes
Writers: Trevor Moore, Sam Brown, Zach Cregger, Darren Trumeter, Timmy Williams
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 Foot Touch Oh Gross Gay Sketch, Bad Panda, Gandalf

#17 - Foot Touch Oh Gross Gay Sketch, Bad Panda, Gandalf

Season 3 - Episode 4

-Foot Touch Oh Gross Gay Sketch -Bad Panda -Gandalf

star 8.25
8 votes
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You Talkin' to Me, Dr. Kyle, Changing Channels

#18 - You Talkin' to Me, Dr. Kyle, Changing Channels

Season 4 - Episode 2

Hand Pee Senator Clint Webb Changing Channels Alive Dicks Dr. Kyle You Talkin' to Me Barney The Bear Bike Up the Ass Titopotomus

star 8.23
13 votes
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Worst Orchestra, Come Down Here, Spaghettios, Homeless Show, Cactus Wasp

#19 - Worst Orchestra, Come Down Here, Spaghettios, Homeless Show, Cactus Wasp

Season 5 - Episode 9

Homeless Show Spaghettio's Come Down Here Worst Orchestra Joe Has Syphilis Cactus Wasp Inappropriate Dinner Conversation

star 8.20
5 votes
Babe Magnet, Freaky Thursday, One of You is, Hell's Kitchen

#20 - Babe Magnet, Freaky Thursday, One of You is, Hell's Kitchen

Season 4 - Episode 9

Babe Magnet Hell's Kitchen Honey I'm In Therapy One of You Is Freaky Thursday Genetic Pigs Gay Football

star 8.20
10 votes
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Halloweiner, Things We Need, Landmine Factory, Job Interview Mess Up

#21 - Halloweiner, Things We Need, Landmine Factory, Job Interview Mess Up

Season 4 - Episode 10

Halloweiner Landmine Factory The Pope Animals Anonymous Job Interview Mess Up First Person Shooter Things We Need

star 8.17
12 votes
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Mom Phone, It Was Pretty Good, Sophomores

#22 - Mom Phone, It Was Pretty Good, Sophomores

Season 5 - Episode 10

It Was Pretty Good Mom Phone Sophomores

star 8.11
9 votes
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Slo-mo Squirrel, Wedding Flip-Flop, Ocean 2.0, First Date

#23 - Slo-mo Squirrel, Wedding Flip-Flop, Ocean 2.0, First Date

Season 5 - Episode 2

Slo-mo Squirrel First Date Old Folks Home Wedding Flip-Flop Ocean 2.0 Anne Frank

star 8.08
12 votes
Forever Puppies, Francis Scott Key, Opus

#24 - Forever Puppies, Francis Scott Key, Opus

Season 2 - Episode 4

Guillotine Dayz Forever Puppies Francis Scott Key Opus

star 8.00
9 votes
Writers: Trevor Moore, Zach Cregger, Timmy Williams, Sam Brown, Darren Trumeter
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Another Astronaut Sketch, Not Particularly Sure, Maroon President, Bathroom Camera

#25 - Another Astronaut Sketch, Not Particularly Sure, Maroon President, Bathroom Camera

Season 3 - Episode 20

-Another Astronaut Sketch -Not Particularly Sure -Maroon President -Bathroom Camera

star 8.00
6 votes