The BEST episodes of The Whitest Kids U'Know
Every episode of The Whitest Kids U'Know ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Whitest Kids U'Know!
Coming from across the US to New York City -- some to study, others to start their entertainment careers in earnest -- the Kids would eventually meet each other and realize they all shared a dream-to become the sketch comedy players of their generation. Together, they began to create sketch comedy that pushed the envelope right off the table, first on the stage of Pianos in NYC's Lower East Side, and now on ifc.com and on the Channel. With such YouTube instant classics as "Slow Jerkin" and "Hitler Rap", the Whitest Kids U'Know are doing things that other sketch comedy shows, like Saturday Night Live and MadTV, can't even imagine doing. In other words, the Kids think that both the SNL crew and the MadTV guys are about as funny as finding a new mole on your chest after a summer spent life guarding. In short, those other shows are punk-ass and weak
#1 - Movie Pitching Guy, Whip Boy, Brothers in Arms
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/20/2007
- Rock n Roll Indiana Jones - Let's Wake Up the Neighbors - Movie Pitching Guy - Abdell Drums - Polite War - Burglar - Whip Boy - Brothers In Arms - Classroom
#2 - Hitler Rap, Sexy Fawn, Get a New Daddy
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/20/2007
- iPod Shuffle - Hitler Rap - Timmy Poop - Alcoholics Anonymous - Abe Lincoln - Pizza Bagels - Sexy Fawn - The New Thing - Get a New Daddy
#3 - Grandma's Cookies, My Mouth Stuck Open, Alien Autopsy
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/11/2010
Grandma's Cookies Alien Autopsy Jaws Love at First Sight Baby Sketch Santa Clause Sex Robot My Mouth Stuck Open Rip Your Dick Off Barf Museum
#4 - Grapist, Lottery, Ronnie, John & George
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 4/28/2009
-Grapist -Lottery -Ronnie, John & George
#6 - Face Off, Auto Erotic, Good Morning Dad
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/30/2008
- Take My Face Off - Boiler Room - Driving Instructor - Entertainment Today - Auto Erotic - Bear Problems - Good Morning Dad
#7 - Sam's Nut, Neil & Buzz, Air Dry
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/10/2008
- Sam's Nut I - Dinosaur Rap - Sam's Nut II - Black Doctor - Air Dry - Sam's Nut III - Happier With Your Mouth Open - Fart Dinner - Blind Not Blind
#8 - Reverse Psychology, Kicking Guy, Whale Tail, Nail Gun
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/9/2008
- Reverse Psychology - Kicking Guy - Whale Tail - Devil Gun - Cult - Recklessly Irresponsible TV - Nail Gun - Aren't You Lucky
#9 - Jizzle, Ants!, Darren & the Giraffe, Bikini Day
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/29/2011
John Williams Herpes Commercial Bikini Day Jizzle Ants Darren and the Giraffe
#10 - Worst Orchestra, Come Down Here, Spaghettios, Homeless Show, Cactus Wasp
Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/10/2011
Homeless Show Spaghettio's Come Down Here Worst Orchestra Joe Has Syphilis Cactus Wasp Inappropriate Dinner Conversation
#11 - Foot Touch Oh Gross Gay Sketch, Bad Panda, Gandalf
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/17/2009
- Foot Touch - Bad Panda - Runway - Gandalf
#12 - Asian Hooker Business, Skatefall, Earthquake, Boner Song
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/10/2009
- Asian Hooker - Skatefall - Earthquake - Boner Song
#13 - Shoshan, Lawnmower Dad, Elves, Blue Hair
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/31/2009
- Shoshan - Lawnmower Dad - Elves - Blue Hair
#14 - Another Astronaut Sketch, Not Particularly Sure, Maroon President, Bathroom Camera
Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 6/9/2009
-Another Astronaut Sketch -Not Particularly Sure -Maroon President -Bathroom Camera
#15 - Shitchest Boner Neck, Crack, What is it Baby, Last Action Hero
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/7/2009
-Shitchest Boner Neck -Crack -What is it Baby -Last Action Hero
#16 - Genie, Epilepsy Test, Throw Up Employee
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/21/2009
-Genie -Epilepsy Test -Throw Up Employee
#17 - Jumbo Tron, Kid Mechanic, Bananas
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/9/2010
Poseidon Devil Spaghetti Pussy Restaurant Charles Manson Jumbotron Clarence McKenah Kid Mechanic Timmy Talk Bananas
#18 - Scaring Babies, Funeral Request, Opposite Day Lawyer
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/3/2007
- Scarin' Babies - Saturday - Did You Used to Date? - Europeans - Crying - White Castle - Europeans 2 - Opposite Day Lawyer - Funeral Request - Europeans 3
#19 - Trent Reznor, Homeschool, Telekinesis, Dog Park
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/3/2009
- Trent Reznor - Homeschool - Telekinesis - Dog Park
#20 - Jerkocaust, Trophy Coach, Helicopter Wife Cheating
Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 6/2/2009
-Jerkocaust -Trophy Coach -Helicopter Wife Cheating
#22 - Spaghetti Dinner Date, Mission Impossible, Walk of Shame
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/25/2010
Spaghetti Dinner Date Mission Impossible Hamster Death Walk of Shame Sam's Muscles Boner Wedding Scrubbing Bubbles With Chicken Trench Big Mouths Dad Fight Pet Heaven
#23 - Firetruck Pullover, Spanking Dads, Careful Commandos, Teachers' Union, Didgeradoo
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/6/2011
Spanking Dads Teacher's Union Didgeridoo Firetruck Pullover Careful Commandos MacDougals Digging People Up
#24 - Black Light, Stork Factory, CW5
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/13/2011
Stork Factory Nerf Nuke Black Light Nic-O-Dick
#25 - Baked Beans, War Letter, Finger Ring Friends
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/15/2011
Baked Beans Little Hitler Songs of Olden Times War Letter Finger Ring Friends