The BEST Episodes of The Whitest Kids U Know
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: May 29, 2020
Network: IFC
Coming from across the US to New York City -- some to study, others to start their entertainment careers in earnest -- the Kids would eventually meet each other and realize they all shared a dream-to become the sketch comedy players of their generation. Together, they began to create sketch comedy that pushed the envelope right off the table, first on the stage of Pianos in NYC's Lower East Side, and now on ifc.com and on the Channel. With such YouTube instant classics as "Slow Jerkin" and "Hitler Rap", the Whitest Kids U'Know are doing things that other sketch comedy shows, like Saturday Night Live and MadTV, can't even imagine doing. In other words, the Kids think that both the SNL crew and the MadTV guys are about as funny as finding a new mole on your chest after a summer spent life guarding. In short, those other shows are punk-ass and weak
#1 - Blind Guys, Sonic Gets Mugged, The Dinosaur Rap
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired Apr 13, 2008
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#2 - Movie Pitching Guy, Whip Boy, Brothers in Arms
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Mar 20, 2007
Rock n Roll Indiana Jones Let's Wake Up the Neighbors Movie Pitching Guy Abdell Drums Polite War Burglar Whip Boy Brothers In Arms Classroom
8.92 
#3 - Jizzle, Ants!, Darren & the Giraffe, Bikini Day
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired Apr 29, 2011
John Williams Herpes Commercial Bikini Day Jizzle Ants Darren and the Giraffe
8.86 #4 - Grandma's Cookies, My Mouth Stuck Open, Alien Autopsy
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired Jun 11, 2010
Grandma's Cookies Alien Autopsy Jaws Love at First Sight Baby Sketch Santa Clause Sex Robot My Mouth Stuck Open Rip Your Dick Off Barf Museum
8.80 
#5 - Hitler Rap, Sexy Fawn, Get a New Daddy
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Mar 20, 2007
iPod Shuffle Hitler Rap Timmy Poop Alcoholics Anonymous Abe Lincoln Pizza Bagels Sexy Fawn The New Thing Get a New Daddy
8.79 #6 - Black Light, Stork Factory, CW5
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired May 13, 2011
Stork Factory Nerf Nuke Black Light Nic-O-Dick
8.75 
#7 - Grapist, Lottery, Ronnie, John & George
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired Apr 28, 2009
-Grapist -Lottery -Ronnie, John & George
8.71 #8 - Timmy Future, Baby Traits, Horse Announcer
Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired Jun 3, 2011
Baby Traits Horse Announcer Timmy Future Bill's Back from Vietnam 1000 Dice
8.67 #9 - Trent Reznor, Homeschool, Telekinesis, Dog Park
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired Mar 3, 2009
-Trent Reznor -Homeschool -Telekinesis -Dog Park
8.29 #10 - Going Home Alone, Liquor Store Robbery, Pledge of Allegiance, Escape Artist
Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired May 27, 2011
Escape Artist Pledge of Allegiance General Electric Citigroup Going Home Alone Liquor Store Robbery Dead Teacher
8.29 #11 - Foot Touch Oh Gross Gay Sketch, Bad Panda, Gandalf
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired Feb 17, 2009
-Foot Touch Oh Gross Gay Sketch -Bad Panda -Gandalf
8.25 #12 - Worst Orchestra, Come Down Here, Spaghettios, Homeless Show, Cactus Wasp
Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired Jun 10, 2011
Homeless Show Spaghettio's Come Down Here Worst Orchestra Joe Has Syphilis Cactus Wasp Inappropriate Dinner Conversation
8.20 #13 - You Talkin' to Me, Dr. Kyle, Changing Channels
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired Jun 18, 2010
Hand Pee Senator Clint Webb Changing Channels Alive Dicks Dr. Kyle You Talkin' to Me Barney The Bear Bike Up the Ass Titopotomus
8.12 
#14 - Reverse Psychology, Kicking Guy, Whale Tail, Nail Gun
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Mar 9, 2008
Reverse Psychology Kicking Guy Whale Tail Devil Gun Cult Recklessly Irresponsible TV Nail Gun Aren't You Lucky
8.11 
#15 - Face Off, Auto Erotic, Good Morning Dad
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired Mar 30, 2008
Take My Face Off Boiler Room Driving Instructor Entertainment Today Auto Erotic Bear Problems Good Morning Dad
8.10 #16 - Firetruck Pullover, Spanking Dads, Careful Commandos, Teachers' Union, Didgeradoo
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired May 6, 2011
Spanking Dads Teacher's Union Didgeridoo Firetruck Pullover Careful Commandos MacDougals Digging People Up
8.10 #17 - Mom Phone, It Was Pretty Good, Sophomores
Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired Jun 17, 2011
It Was Pretty Good Mom Phone Sophomores
8.10 
#18 - Slo-mo Squirrel, Wedding Flip-Flop, Ocean 2.0, First Date
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired Apr 22, 2011
Slo-mo Squirrel First Date Old Folks Home Wedding Flip-Flop Ocean 2.0 Anne Frank
8.08 #19 - Jumbo Tron, Kid Mechanic, Bananas
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired Jul 9, 2010
Poseidon Devil Spaghetti Pussy Restaurant Charles Manson Jumbotron Clarence McKenah Kid Mechanic Timmy Talk Bananas
8.07 #20 - Asian Hooker Business, Skatefall, Earthquake, Bonersong
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired Mar 10, 2009
-Asian Hooker Business -Skatefall -Earthquake -Bonersong
8.00 #21 - Shoshan, Lawnmower Dad, Elves, Blue Hair
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired Mar 31, 2009
-Shoshan -Lawnmower Dad -Elves -Blue Hair
8.00 #22 - Shitchest Boner Neck, Crack, What is it Baby, Last Action Hero
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired Apr 7, 2009
-Shitchest Boner Neck -Crack -What is it Baby -Last Action Hero
8.00 #23 - Another Astronaut Sketch, Not Particularly Sure, Maroon President, Bathroom Camera
Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired Jun 9, 2009
-Another Astronaut Sketch -Not Particularly Sure -Maroon President -Bathroom Camera
8.00 
#24 - Sam's Nut, Neil & Buzz, Air Dry
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Feb 10, 2008
Sam's Nut I Dinosaur Rap Sam's Nut II Black Doctor Air Dry Sam's Nut III Happier With Your Mouth Open Fart Dinner Blind Not Blind
7.94 #25 - Spaghetti Dinner Date, Mission Impossible, Walk of Shame
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired Jun 25, 2010
Spaghetti Dinner Date Mission Impossible Hamster Death Walk of Shame Sam's Muscles Boner Wedding Scrubbing Bubbles With Chicken Trench Big Mouths Dad Fight Pet Heaven
7.93