The BEST Episodes of The Whitest Kids U Know
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Nov 2, 2019
Network: IFC
Coming from across the US to New York City -- some to study, others to start their entertainment careers in earnest -- the Kids would eventually meet each other and realize they all shared a dream-to become the sketch comedy players of their generation. Together, they began to create sketch comedy that pushed the envelope right off the table, first on the stage of Pianos in NYC's Lower East Side, and now on ifc.com and on the Channel. With such YouTube instant classics as "Slow Jerkin" and "Hitler Rap", the Whitest Kids U'Know are doing things that other sketch comedy shows, like Saturday Night Live and MadTV, can't even imagine doing. In other words, the Kids think that both the SNL crew and the MadTV guys are about as funny as finding a new mole on your chest after a summer spent life guarding. In short, those other shows are punk-ass and weak
#1 - Blind Guys, Sonic Gets Mugged, The Dinosaur Rap
Season 2 - Episode 10
10.00 
#2 - Jizzle, Ants!, Darren & the Giraffe, Bikini Day
Season 5 - Episode 3
John Williams Herpes Commercial Bikini Day Jizzle Ants Darren and the Giraffe
8.86 #3 - Black Light, Stork Factory, CW5
Season 5 - Episode 5
Stork Factory Nerf Nuke Black Light Nic-O-Dick
8.75 #4 - Old Man Winters, Booger Blasters, Moon Landing
Season 4 - Episode 4
Old Man Winters Chicken Not Kitten Computer Jerk Off Dad Kid Beer Booger Blasters Walt Whitman Insult Restaurant Moon Landing
8.75 #5 - Grapist, Lottery, Ronnie, John & George
Season 3 - Episode 14
-Grapist -Lottery -Ronnie, John & George
8.71 #6 - Timmy Future, Baby Traits, Horse Announcer
Season 5 - Episode 8
Baby Traits Horse Announcer Timmy Future Bill's Back from Vietnam 1000 Dice
8.67 
#7 - Grandma's Cookies, My Mouth Stuck Open, Alien Autopsy
Season 4 - Episode 1
Grandma's Cookies Alien Autopsy Jaws Love at First Sight Baby Sketch Santa Clause Sex Robot My Mouth Stuck Open Rip Your Dick Off Barf Museum
8.50 
#8 - Reverse Psychology, Kicking Guy, Whale Tail, Nail Gun
Season 2 - Episode 5
Reverse Psychology Kicking Guy Whale Tail Devil Gun Cult Recklessly Irresponsible TV Nail Gun Aren't You Lucky
8.44 
#9 - Face Off, Auto Erotic, Good Morning Dad
Season 2 - Episode 8
Take My Face Off Boiler Room Driving Instructor Entertainment Today Auto Erotic Bear Problems Good Morning Dad
8.36 #10 - Valentine's Day, Simple Chore, Pun Army, Chad's Rad
Season 4 - Episode 8
Valentine's Day Simple Chore Stock Watch Chad's Rad Pun Army History Network Astronaut Pranks Hunting Housecats
8.36 #11 - You Talkin' to Me, Dr. Kyle, Changing Channels
Season 4 - Episode 2
Hand Pee Senator Clint Webb Changing Channels Alive Dicks Dr. Kyle You Talkin' to Me Barney The Bear Bike Up the Ass Titopotomus
8.36 #12 - John Cleese, 50 Cal Bar, Juror
Season 4 - Episode 6
John Cleese Sketch Planet Earth Choke Dad Wired Shut A Is For We Live In Garbage 50 Cal Bar Cumfetti Juror
8.35 #13 - Trent Reznor, Homeschool, Telekinesis, Dog Park
Season 3 - Episode 6
-Trent Reznor -Homeschool -Telekinesis -Dog Park
8.29 #14 - Going Home Alone, Liquor Store Robbery, Pledge of Allegiance, Escape Artist
Season 5 - Episode 7
Escape Artist Pledge of Allegiance General Electric Citigroup Going Home Alone Liquor Store Robbery Dead Teacher
8.29 
#15 - Movie Pitching Guy, Whip Boy, Brothers in Arms
Season 1 - Episode 2
Rock n Roll Indiana Jones Let's Wake Up the Neighbors Movie Pitching Guy Abdell Drums Polite War Burglar Whip Boy Brothers In Arms Classroom
8.28 #16 - Foot Touch Oh Gross Gay Sketch, Bad Panda, Gandalf
Season 3 - Episode 4
-Foot Touch Oh Gross Gay Sketch -Bad Panda -Gandalf
8.25 
#17 - Hitler Rap, Sexy Fawn, Get a New Daddy
Season 1 - Episode 1
iPod Shuffle Hitler Rap Timmy Poop Alcoholics Anonymous Abe Lincoln Pizza Bagels Sexy Fawn The New Thing Get a New Daddy
8.25 #18 - Worst Orchestra, Come Down Here, Spaghettios, Homeless Show, Cactus Wasp
Season 5 - Episode 9
Homeless Show Spaghettio's Come Down Here Worst Orchestra Joe Has Syphilis Cactus Wasp Inappropriate Dinner Conversation
8.20 #19 - Babe Magnet, Freaky Thursday, One of You is, Hell's Kitchen
Season 4 - Episode 9
Babe Magnet Hell's Kitchen Honey I'm In Therapy One of You Is Freaky Thursday Genetic Pigs Gay Football
8.20 #20 - Halloweiner, Things We Need, Landmine Factory, Job Interview Mess Up
Season 4 - Episode 10
Halloweiner Landmine Factory The Pope Animals Anonymous Job Interview Mess Up First Person Shooter Things We Need
8.17 #21 - Firetruck Pullover, Spanking Dads, Careful Commandos, Teachers' Union, Didgeradoo
Season 5 - Episode 4
Spanking Dads Teacher's Union Didgeridoo Firetruck Pullover Careful Commandos MacDougals Digging People Up
8.10 #22 - Mom Phone, It Was Pretty Good, Sophomores
Season 5 - Episode 10
It Was Pretty Good Mom Phone Sophomores
8.10 
#23 - Slo-mo Squirrel, Wedding Flip-Flop, Ocean 2.0, First Date
Season 5 - Episode 2
Slo-mo Squirrel First Date Old Folks Home Wedding Flip-Flop Ocean 2.0 Anne Frank
8.08 #24 - Jumbo Tron, Kid Mechanic, Bananas
Season 4 - Episode 5
Poseidon Devil Spaghetti Pussy Restaurant Charles Manson Jumbotron Clarence McKenah Kid Mechanic Timmy Talk Bananas
8.07 
#25 - Forever Puppies, Francis Scott Key, Opus
Season 2 - Episode 4
Guillotine Dayz Forever Puppies Francis Scott Key Opus
8.00