The Best Episodes of A Bit of Fry and Laurie

Soccer School

#1 - Soccer School 8.87

Season 4 - Episode 4

Includes: * Good Evening * Guests Introduction * Soccer School * Dalliard: Models * Hugh Interviewing Guests * Be Nice (song) * Head Gardener * Gelliant Gutfright("Flowers For Wendy") * Cocktail Ending: A Quick One With You, Stephen

Sophisticated Song

#2 - Sophisticated Song 8.81

Season 4 - Episode 7

Includes: * Guests Introduction * Religianto * Consent * Sophisticated Song (song) * Fast Monologue * Telephone Alert * Truancy * Cocktail Ending: A Modern Britain

The Duke of Northampton

#3 - The Duke of Northampton 8.67

Season 4 - Episode 6

Includes: * Stolen Money * Young Tory of the Year * Variety * Gossiping Heads * Death Threat * What I Mind (Misunderstood) (Song) * Honda * The Duke of Northampton * Cocktail Ending: Silver Prostate

Petrol Attendants

#4 - Petrol Attendants 8.57

Season 3 - Episode 2

Includes: * Condom Quickie * Embassy * Ampersands * Duel * Ass-Kickers' Song(song) * Petrol Attendants * Jobs * European Deal * Cocktail Ending 1: A Slow Snog with a Distant Relative

Too Long, Johnny

#5 - Too Long, Johnny 8.55

Season 3 - Episode 4

Sketches include "Specialized Greeting Cards"; "Photocopying My Genitals With"; "Scene from From Here to Just Over There"; "The Not Quite Late Enough Show"; "Taping News from Bristol"; "Nothing Rude About God Save The Queen"; "AA Meeting"; "Pass the Marmalade"; "Too Long Johnny" and "The Red Hat of Pat Ferrick". Fry and Laurie make the Mug of Holics cocktail.

Directors: Kevin Bishop
Devil's Music

#6 - Devil's Music 8.53

Season 3 - Episode 6

Sketches include ""Magazine Leaflets,"" ""Nigel Carter Visits,"" ""Novelty Shop,"" ""Delightful Restaurant,"" Tahitian Kitchen, My Favourite Pants, ""The Bishop and the Warlord,"" ""Court Case Against The Bishop and the Warlord,"" and Flying a Light Airplane without Having Had Any Formal Instruction With. Fry and Laurie offer Berliner Credit Sequence as a cocktail.

Dammit Church

#7 - Dammit Church 8.50

Season 2 - Episode 6

Includes "Satire/Tribute ('Where is the Lid?' song)", "Yellow Pages", "Beauty and Ideas" (Continued from Series One's "Language Conversation"), "Anarchy", "Dammit Church (John & Peter #6)", "First Kiss", "Borrowing a Fiver Off", "Spies/Firing (Control & Tony #8)", "Introducing My Grandfather To…", "A Vision of Britain", "Wrong Directions" (follows the end credits).

Directors: Roger Ordish
Doctor Tobacco

#8 - Doctor Tobacco 8.50

Season 1 - Episode 3

Sketches include "Hugh's Brain", "Gordon and Stuart Eat Greek", "Costume Design", "Doctor Tobacco", "Open University", "Spies Two", and "Special Squad".


#9 - Psychiatrists 8.49

Season 3 - Episode 1

Includes: * A Word, Timothy * Very Upset * Love Me Tender (song) * Milk Pot * The Department * Stephen's Song (song) * Psychiatrists * Cocktail Ending: Whiskey Thunder

Steffi is an Angel

#10 - Steffi is an Angel 8.43

Season 4 - Episode 2

Sketches include ""Hugh's Accident,"" ""Psychotherapy Video,"" Local News at Ten Thirty Three and a Bit, English People Care to be the Most Ignorant in Europe, I'm In Love With Steffi Graf, ""The Lover's Helper,"" ""Fascism Discussion,"" ""Max Meets Fiona,"" and ""Heart Transplant."" The guests order a Long Confident Suck cocktail.

Directors: Bob Spiers

#11 - Dancercises 8.41

Season 2 - Episode 1

Stephen and Hugh incorporate the song "Time, Where Did You Go?" and Dancersize in their opening gambit. Sketches include "Hardware Store", "Peter and John #2", "Letter to Stephen's Grandfather", "Arthur Meets the Psychiatrist", "The Sportscasters Cover Everyday Life", "Control and Tony Talk about Lies" and "Hugh Interviews 'Michael Jackson'".

Directors: Roger Ordish

#12 - Firing 8.37

Season 3 - Episode 3

Sketches include "The Yorkshireman Meets the Southerner"; "We've Had Lots of Letters"; "The Department Talks to Alan"; "The Chimpunks' Voice Version of Hey Jude"; "The Day I Forgot My Legs"; "Terry Discusses How to Fire People"; "Summing Up Game"; "Balloon-O"; and "Shoe Shop". Fry and Laurie conclude with a Everything in the Till and No Sudden Moves cocktail.

Directors: Kevin Bishop

#13 - Countdown 8.36

Season 3 - Episode 5

Sketches include ""Bookshop Customer Attacks Jane Eyre,"" ""Courting Elizabeth,"" ""Split Personality,"" ""World Sport Bushwallyta,"" ""Are Tou Sleeping With…,"" ""Aromusician Ottoman Nodge,"" Cross-Wits, and ""Jack Wants Neddy to Become the Prime Minister."" Fry and Laurie make a ""Beef Goulash"" in place of a cocktail.


#14 - Christening 8.35

Season 1 - Episode 5

Sketches include "Lavatories", "Critics One", "Judge Not", "Critics Four", "Ignored Teacher", "That's It", "Hugh's Favourite Sketch", "Critics", "The 'Burt'", "Christening", and "Swiss Comedy (Heidi and Johann Smell Just Right)".


#15 - Tribunal 8.35

Season 4 - Episode 5

Sketches include ""The Louella Della Tweed Interview,"" ""The Post-Race Interview,"" ""Hearing on Councilman Wade,"" ""It's Red, It's Shiny and It Doesn't Exist,"" ""Telephone Quiz Line,"" ""Dachshund Owner's Baby Talk,"" ""Wasp Exterminators."" Moore and Law order a swinging ball sack cocktail.

Directors: Bob Spiers
Tideymans Carpets

#16 - Tideymans Carpets 8.27

Season 2 - Episode 2

The BBC must find new places for funding. Thus this episode is sponsored by Tideyman's Carpets, which ingratiates itself in almost all the sketches: "The Spillage That Wasn't", "Control Talks of the Open Window", "A Right Way and a Wrong Way to Deal with Trick-or-Treaters", "The Tideyman's Test", "Piano Standards", "Nazi Interrogates English Major", "John and Peter #3" and "The Improvised End Sketch".

Directors: Roger Ordish
The Cause

#17 - The Cause 8.26

Season 2 - Episode 5

Includes "MBE Introduction", "This Is Dominic Appleguard", "Rhodes Boysons", "Amputated Genitals", "The Cause (Jack & Freddy/Neddy #1)", "Gordon & Stuart #3" and "Where Eagles Dare".

Directors: Roger Ordish

#18 - America 8.24

Season 1 - Episode 2

Sketches include "Information Desk", "My Name is Derek Nippl-e", "Flexibility of the English Language", "America", "The Richard Morley Interview", "Tony Gives Control a Flash", "The Mouth Organist Gets Reprimanded", "Hands Exercise", and "Peter and John."

Directors: Roger Ordish
Over to You

#19 - Over to You 8.24

Season 2 - Episode 3

Fry and Laurie have gags over their mouths to protests the censors' ban on traditional swearwords. Thus Fry and Laurie create new swearwords for their sketches: "Testimony", "Over to You", "The Jeweller's Shop", "Girlfriends", "Mystery Object", "Westminster Society", "Peter and John #4" and "What People Find Funny".

Directors: Roger Ordish
Marjorie's Fall

#20 - Marjorie's Fall 8.08

Season 1 - Episode 6

Sketches include "Marjorie's Fall", "Puppy Appeal", "Leave It Out", "Girlfriend's Breasts", "Spies Four", "Violence", "Chicken", "Cocoa", and "Tony of Plymouth (Sword Fight)".

Trouser Competition

#21 - Trouser Competition 7.98

Season 1 - Episode 4

Sketches include "Trouser-Competition Introduction", "Prize Poem", "Awful Smell", "Madness", "Antique Shop", "Spies Three", "Light Metal (The Bishop & The Warlord)", "Bank Loan", "Nipples", "Inspector Venice", and "Tomorrow's World".


#22 - SAS 7.93

Season 1 - Episode 1

Sketches include "Mr. Smear Confronts the Headmaster", "Hugh Laurie's Short Poetry Reading", "Politician Insists, 'Stop Breaking into My Car'", "SAS Application/Library Books on Cricketers", "Spoon Bender", "Apology", and a barbershop piece called "Bitch Mother Come Light My Bottom" by Sir William (now Lord) Rees-Mogg.

Directors: Roger Ordish
Returning Suits

#23 - Returning Suits 7.57

Season 2 - Episode 4

Fry and Laurie want to be big enough for Marlon Brando to notice them. Thus come the sketches: "Dinner with Digby", "Department Store Changes", "Interrogation in the Car", "An Elf or a Pixie", "Peter and John #5", "The Robert Robinsons", "Control's Telescope" and the "Bigometer Update".

Directors: Roger Ordish