The Whitest Kids U'Know

The WORST episodes of The Whitest Kids U'Know

Every episode of The Whitest Kids U'Know ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Whitest Kids U'Know!

Coming from across the US to New York City -- some to study, others to start their entertainment careers in earnest -- the Kids would eventually meet each other and realize they all shared a dream-to become the sketch comedy players of their generation. Together, they began to create sketch comedy that pushed the envelope right off the table, first on the stage of Pianos in NYC's Lower East Side, and now on ifc.com and on the Channel. With such YouTube instant classics as "Slow Jerkin" and "Hitler Rap", the Whitest Kids U'Know are doing things that other sketch comedy shows, like Saturday Night Live and MadTV, can't even imagine doing. In other words, the Kids think that both the SNL crew and the MadTV guys are about as funny as finding a new mole on your chest after a summer spent life guarding. In short, those other shows are punk-ass and weak

Last Updated: 11/8/2022Network:IFC
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Weird, Jack And Oswald, Totally Gay For America
star
5.02
41 votes

#1 - Weird, Jack And Oswald, Totally Gay For America

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/24/2008

Instant Karma Bigot Weird Elephant Balls Joining the Army Jack and Oswald George Lucas The America Song

Forever Puppies, Francis Scott Key, Opus
star
5.69
39 votes

#2 - Forever Puppies, Francis Scott Key, Opus

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/2/2008

Guillotine Dayz Forever Puppies Francis Scott Key Opus

Edge of Space, Daddy with a Donkey, T-Shirt, The Hippo Song
star
6.29
7 votes

#3 - Edge of Space, Daddy with a Donkey, T-Shirt, The Hippo Song

Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 5/26/2009

-Edge of Space -Daddy with a Donkey -T-Shirt -The Hippo Song

Invincible Kid, Keg Stand Dad, Virtual Reality
star
6.40
40 votes

#4 - Invincible Kid, Keg Stand Dad, Virtual Reality

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/6/2008

Invincible Kid Business Battle Dogs Love Boobs! Office Pranks Keg Stand Dad Complete Human History Virtual Reality

Never Song, Feeler Doc, Blue Whale Dick
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6.46
41 votes

#5 - Never Song, Feeler Doc, Blue Whale Dick

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/17/2008

String Pull Watching Ninja Never Song Be A Cop Cowboy Feeler Doc You Can See Me Blue Whale Dick

Chaplin, Bible Stories, Feline Delights, Dumb Newscast, Car Dealership
star
6.50
44 votes

#6 - Chaplin, Bible Stories, Feline Delights, Dumb Newscast, Car Dealership

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/27/2009

-Chaplin -Bible Stories -Feline Delights -Dumb Newscast -Car Dealership

Tit Slap, John Hancock, Bad Dominatrix, Bobo The Monkey
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6.59
41 votes

#7 - Tit Slap, John Hancock, Bad Dominatrix, Bobo The Monkey

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/17/2009

-Tit Slap -John Hancock -Bad Dominatrix -Bobo The Monkey

Wheel of Money, Butler Sketch, Hiking Documentary, Backseat
star
6.78
9 votes

#8 - Wheel of Money, Butler Sketch, Hiking Documentary, Backseat

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 5/19/2009

-Wheel of Money -Butler Sketch -Hiking Documentary -Backseat

Suicide Show, Anarchy, RC Glow
star
7.00
6 votes

#9 - Suicide Show, Anarchy, RC Glow

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 5/5/2009

-Suicide Show -Anarchy -RC Glow

Presidential Props, Island Cannibal, Helicopter Door, Super Dog
star
7.00
38 votes

#10 - Presidential Props, Island Cannibal, Helicopter Door, Super Dog

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/24/2009

-Presidential Props -Island Cannibal -Helicopter Door -Super Dog

Glory Hole, Attention Guy, Tattoo Parlor
star
7.07
42 votes

#11 - Glory Hole, Attention Guy, Tattoo Parlor

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/15/2007

Pirates Glory Hole Attention Guy Bank Heist Mrs. President Mom and Dad's Divorce Tattoo Parlor

Directors: Zach Cregger
Tar Toast, Drunk Dad, Time Travel Friends
star
7.08
39 votes

#12 - Tar Toast, Drunk Dad, Time Travel Friends

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/23/2008

Falling Ladies Tar Toast #1 Successful Relationship Tar Toast #2 Underwater Drunk Dad Shark Man Time Travel Friends

Water Balloons, Hot Dog Timmy, JJ Marvin
star
7.20
41 votes

#13 - Water Balloons, Hot Dog Timmy, JJ Marvin

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/10/2009

-Water Balloons -Hot Dog Timmy -JJ Marvin

Forest Whitaker, Period Sketch, Our Label Is Run By Homos
star
7.20
40 votes

#14 - Forest Whitaker, Period Sketch, Our Label Is Run By Homos

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/9/2008

Forest Whitaker Manatee Finger Bang Office Head Explosion Period Sketch Ninja School Our Label Is Run By Homos

Slow Jerk, Bigfoot, Race War
star
7.20
49 votes

#15 - Slow Jerk, Bigfoot, Race War

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/24/2007

Heaven I Want to Kill the President Bogey on My Six Slow Jerk Race War Bigfoot vs Gravedigger Sub Sandwich I Don't Know Bob

Directors: Trevor Moore
Acting Class, Pie, Demon Ouija Board
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7.20
44 votes

#16 - Acting Class, Pie, Demon Ouija Board

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/8/2007

Pie Acting Class Demon Ouija Board Flower Monster Rape Role Play Timmy Dance Sam In the Bag

Directors: Zach Cregger
Babe Magnet, Freaky Thursday, One of You is, Hell's Kitchen
star
7.21
39 votes

#17 - Babe Magnet, Freaky Thursday, One of You is, Hell's Kitchen

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/6/2010

Babe Magnet Hell's Kitchen Honey I'm In Therapy One of You Is Freaky Thursday Genetic Pigs Gay Football

Dear Black People, Accidental Puke, Kool-Aid
star
7.24
45 votes

#18 - Dear Black People, Accidental Puke, Kool-Aid

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/1/2007

Dear Black People Hot Air Balloon Poop Rope Firing Squad Accidental Puke Gallon of PCP Kool Aid Gross Out Point/Counterpoint

We Gon' Make Love, Motorcycle Mama, Mountain of Chairs
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7.26
43 votes

#19 - We Gon' Make Love, Motorcycle Mama, Mountain of Chairs

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/22/2007

Jim Bust - Jism We Gon' Make Love Motorcycle Mama Jim Bust - Jim's Gay Timmy Dance Screamers Mr. T Gets Cancer Jim Bust - Fart Gun Face Mountain of Chairs Jim Bust - Puppy

Directors: Trevor Moore
Cash Quiz, Great Grandmas, History Reset
star
7.28
40 votes

#20 - Cash Quiz, Great Grandmas, History Reset

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/23/2010

Silver Street Performer Cash Quiz Great Grandmas ButterBar Corporal Punishment Secrets of the Pyramids History Reset Video That Makes You Gay

Courtroom Stripper, Dad Story, Life Goes Alien
star
7.29
7 votes

#21 - Courtroom Stripper, Dad Story, Life Goes Alien

Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 5/12/2009

-Courtroom Stripper -Dad Story -Life Goes Alien

Cubicle Boss, Pimp Pun Disaster, Whiskey Super Size
star
7.29
31 votes

#22 - Cubicle Boss, Pimp Pun Disaster, Whiskey Super Size

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/27/2007

Peeing Cubicle Boss Pimp Pun Disaster Whiskey Time Travel Farmer Space Potatoes Trevor Talks to the Kids

Directors: Zach Cregger
Little Rascals, Call of Duty, God Says Song
star
7.30
44 votes

#23 - Little Rascals, Call of Duty, God Says Song

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/3/2009

-Little Rascals -Call Of Duty -God Says Song

Halloweiner, Things We Need, Landmine Factory, Job Interview Mess Up
star
7.30
40 votes

#24 - Halloweiner, Things We Need, Landmine Factory, Job Interview Mess Up

Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/13/2010

Halloweiner Landmine Factory The Pope Animals Anonymous Job Interview Mess Up First Person Shooter Things We Need

Horses Love, Lovliest Bride, Fight Club, Pop Tart
star
7.33
12 votes

#25 - Horses Love, Lovliest Bride, Fight Club, Pop Tart

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/24/2009

-Horses Love Stegosaurus -Lovliest Bride -Fight Club -Pop Tart

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