The WORST episodes of The Whitest Kids U'Know

Every episode of The Whitest Kids U'Know ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Whitest Kids U'Know!

Coming from across the US to New York City -- some to study, others to start their entertainment careers in earnest -- the Kids would eventually meet each other and realize they all shared a dream-to become the sketch comedy players of their generation. Together, they began to create sketch comedy that pushed the envelope right off the table, first on the stage of Pianos in NYC's Lower East Side, and now on ifc.com and on the Channel. With such YouTube instant classics as "Slow Jerkin" and "Hitler Rap", the Whitest Kids U'Know are doing things that other sketch comedy shows, like Saturday Night Live and MadTV, can't even imagine doing. In other words, the Kids think that both the SNL crew and the MadTV guys are about as funny as finding a new mole on your chest after a summer spent life guarding. In short, those other shows are punk-ass and weak

Last Updated: 10/24/2026Network: IFCStatus: Ended
Jerkocaust, Trophy Coach, Helicopter Wife Cheating
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#1 - Jerkocaust, Trophy Coach, Helicopter Wife Cheating

Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 6/2/2009

-Jerkocaust -Trophy Coach -Helicopter Wife Cheating

Sam's Nut, Neil & Buzz, Air Dry
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#2 - Sam's Nut, Neil & Buzz, Air Dry

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/10/2008

- Sam's Nut I - Dinosaur Rap - Sam's Nut II - Black Doctor - Air Dry - Sam's Nut III - Happier With Your Mouth Open - Fart Dinner - Blind Not Blind

Foot Touch Oh Gross Gay Sketch, Bad Panda, Gandalf
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#3 - Foot Touch Oh Gross Gay Sketch, Bad Panda, Gandalf

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/17/2009

- Foot Touch - Bad Panda - Runway - Gandalf

Trent Reznor, Homeschool, Telekinesis, Dog Park
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#4 - Trent Reznor, Homeschool, Telekinesis, Dog Park

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/3/2009

- Trent Reznor - Homeschool - Telekinesis - Dog Park

Asian Hooker Business, Skatefall, Earthquake, Boner Song
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#5 - Asian Hooker Business, Skatefall, Earthquake, Boner Song

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/10/2009

- Asian Hooker - Skatefall - Earthquake - Boner Song

Horses Love, Loveliest Bride, Fight Club, Pop Tart
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#6 - Horses Love, Loveliest Bride, Fight Club, Pop Tart

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/24/2009

- Horses Love - Loveliest Bride - Fight Club - Pop Tart

Shoshan, Lawnmower Dad, Elves, Blue Hair
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#7 - Shoshan, Lawnmower Dad, Elves, Blue Hair

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/31/2009

- Shoshan - Lawnmower Dad - Elves - Blue Hair

Shitchest Boner Neck, Crack, What is it Baby, Last Action Hero
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#8 - Shitchest Boner Neck, Crack, What is it Baby, Last Action Hero

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/7/2009

-Shitchest Boner Neck -Crack -What is it Baby -Last Action Hero

Mustard Gas, Kindergarden Cons, Table Monster
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#9 - Mustard Gas, Kindergarden Cons, Table Monster

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/14/2009

-Mustard Gas -Kindergarden Cons -Table Monster

Genie, Epilepsy Test, Throw Up Employee
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#10 - Genie, Epilepsy Test, Throw Up Employee

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/21/2009

-Genie -Epilepsy Test -Throw Up Employee

Grapist, Lottery, Ronnie, John & George
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#11 - Grapist, Lottery, Ronnie, John & George

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 4/28/2009

-Grapist -Lottery -Ronnie, John & George

Suicide Show, Anarchy, RC Glow
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#12 - Suicide Show, Anarchy, RC Glow

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 5/5/2009

-Suicide Show -Anarchy -RC Glow

Courtroom Stripper, Dad Story, Life Goes Alien
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#13 - Courtroom Stripper, Dad Story, Life Goes Alien

Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 5/12/2009

-Courtroom Stripper -Dad Story -Life Goes Alien

Wheel of Money, Butler Sketch, Hiking Documentary, Backseat
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#14 - Wheel of Money, Butler Sketch, Hiking Documentary, Backseat

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 5/19/2009

-Wheel of Money -Butler Sketch -Hiking Documentary -Backseat

Edge of Space, Daddy with a Donkey, T-Shirt, The Hippo Song
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#15 - Edge of Space, Daddy with a Donkey, T-Shirt, The Hippo Song

Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 5/26/2009

-Edge of Space -Daddy with a Donkey -T-Shirt -The Hippo Song

Dating Game, You're Peeing on My Leg, John Wilkes Booth
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#16 - Dating Game, You're Peeing on My Leg, John Wilkes Booth

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/10/2007

- If You Think - Dating Game - Birds and Bees - Ghost Tea Bag - Girl Sympathy - Ghost Tea Bag 2 - You're Peeing On My Leg - John Wilkes Booth

Directors: Zach Cregger
Another Astronaut Sketch, Not Particularly Sure, Maroon President, Bathroom Camera
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#17 - Another Astronaut Sketch, Not Particularly Sure, Maroon President, Bathroom Camera

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 6/9/2009

-Another Astronaut Sketch -Not Particularly Sure -Maroon President -Bathroom Camera

Spaghetti Dinner Date, Mission Impossible, Walk of Shame
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#18 - Spaghetti Dinner Date, Mission Impossible, Walk of Shame

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/25/2010

Spaghetti Dinner Date Mission Impossible Hamster Death Walk of Shame Sam's Muscles Boner Wedding Scrubbing Bubbles With Chicken Trench Big Mouths Dad Fight Pet Heaven

Jumbo Tron, Kid Mechanic, Bananas
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#19 - Jumbo Tron, Kid Mechanic, Bananas

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/9/2010

Poseidon Devil Spaghetti Pussy Restaurant Charles Manson Jumbotron Clarence McKenah Kid Mechanic Timmy Talk Bananas

Baked Beans, War Letter, Finger Ring Friends
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#20 - Baked Beans, War Letter, Finger Ring Friends

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/15/2011

Baked Beans Little Hitler Songs of Olden Times War Letter Finger Ring Friends

Slo-mo Squirrel, Wedding Flip-Flop, Ocean 2.0, First Date
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#21 - Slo-mo Squirrel, Wedding Flip-Flop, Ocean 2.0, First Date

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/22/2011

Slo-mo Squirrel First Date Old Folks Home Wedding Flip-Flop Ocean 2.0 Anne Frank

Jizzle, Ants!, Darren & the Giraffe, Bikini Day
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#22 - Jizzle, Ants!, Darren & the Giraffe, Bikini Day

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/29/2011

John Williams Herpes Commercial Bikini Day Jizzle Ants Darren and the Giraffe

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#23 - Firetruck Pullover, Spanking Dads, Careful Commandos, Teachers' Union, Didgeradoo

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/6/2011

Spanking Dads Teacher's Union Didgeridoo Firetruck Pullover Careful Commandos MacDougals Digging People Up

Black Light, Stork Factory, CW5
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#24 - Black Light, Stork Factory, CW5

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/13/2011

Stork Factory Nerf Nuke Black Light Nic-O-Dick

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Dad Will Take Care of It, Bad Drivers, Hot Sister, Making Animals Kiss
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#25 - Dad Will Take Care of It, Bad Drivers, Hot Sister, Making Animals Kiss

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/20/2011

God Wants You Zombie Press Conference Dad Will Take Care of It Bad Drivers Hot Sister Milfy Mom Making Animals Kiss