The Whitest Kids U'Know

The BEST episodes of The Whitest Kids U'Know

Every episode of The Whitest Kids U'Know ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Whitest Kids U'Know!

Coming from across the US to New York City -- some to study, others to start their entertainment careers in earnest -- the Kids would eventually meet each other and realize they all shared a dream-to become the sketch comedy players of their generation. Together, they began to create sketch comedy that pushed the envelope right off the table, first on the stage of Pianos in NYC's Lower East Side, and now on ifc.com and on the Channel. With such YouTube instant classics as "Slow Jerkin" and "Hitler Rap", the Whitest Kids U'Know are doing things that other sketch comedy shows, like Saturday Night Live and MadTV, can't even imagine doing. In other words, the Kids think that both the SNL crew and the MadTV guys are about as funny as finding a new mole on your chest after a summer spent life guarding. In short, those other shows are punk-ass and weak

Last Updated: 8/11/2022Network: IFC
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Movie Pitching Guy, Whip Boy, Brothers in Arms
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8.87
79 votes

#1 - Movie Pitching Guy, Whip Boy, Brothers in Arms

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/20/2007

Rock n Roll Indiana Jones Let's Wake Up the Neighbors Movie Pitching Guy Abdell Drums Polite War Burglar Whip Boy Brothers In Arms Classroom

Directors: Trevor Moore
Jizzle, Ants!, Darren & the Giraffe, Bikini Day
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8.75
8 votes

#2 - Jizzle, Ants!, Darren & the Giraffe, Bikini Day

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/29/2011

John Williams Herpes Commercial Bikini Day Jizzle Ants Darren and the Giraffe

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Timmy Future, Baby Traits, Horse Announcer
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8.71
7 votes

#3 - Timmy Future, Baby Traits, Horse Announcer

Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/3/2011

Baby Traits Horse Announcer Timmy Future Bill's Back from Vietnam 1000 Dice

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Hitler Rap, Sexy Fawn, Get a New Daddy
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8.69
97 votes

#4 - Hitler Rap, Sexy Fawn, Get a New Daddy

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/20/2007

iPod Shuffle Hitler Rap Timmy Poop Alcoholics Anonymous Abe Lincoln Pizza Bagels Sexy Fawn The New Thing Get a New Daddy

Grandma's Cookies, My Mouth Stuck Open, Alien Autopsy
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8.67
49 votes

#5 - Grandma's Cookies, My Mouth Stuck Open, Alien Autopsy

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/11/2010

Grandma's Cookies Alien Autopsy Jaws Love at First Sight Baby Sketch Santa Clause Sex Robot My Mouth Stuck Open Rip Your Dick Off Barf Museum

Grapist, Lottery, Ronnie, John & George
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8.63
8 votes

#6 - Grapist, Lottery, Ronnie, John & George

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 4/28/2009

-Grapist -Lottery -Ronnie, John & George

Black Light, Stork Factory, CW5
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8.60
5 votes

#7 - Black Light, Stork Factory, CW5

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/13/2011

Stork Factory Nerf Nuke Black Light Nic-O-Dick

Going Home Alone, Liquor Store Robbery, Pledge of Allegiance, Escape Artist
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8.25
8 votes

#8 - Going Home Alone, Liquor Store Robbery, Pledge of Allegiance, Escape Artist

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/27/2011

Escape Artist Pledge of Allegiance General Electric Citigroup Going Home Alone Liquor Store Robbery Dead Teacher

Worst Orchestra, Come Down Here, Spaghettios, Homeless Show, Cactus Wasp
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8.17
6 votes

#9 - Worst Orchestra, Come Down Here, Spaghettios, Homeless Show, Cactus Wasp

Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/10/2011

Homeless Show Spaghettio's Come Down Here Worst Orchestra Joe Has Syphilis Cactus Wasp Inappropriate Dinner Conversation

You Talkin' to Me, Dr. Kyle, Changing Channels
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8.16
44 votes

#10 - You Talkin' to Me, Dr. Kyle, Changing Channels

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/18/2010

Hand Pee Senator Clint Webb Changing Channels Alive Dicks Dr. Kyle You Talkin' to Me Barney The Bear Bike Up the Ass Titopotomus

Firetruck Pullover, Spanking Dads, Careful Commandos, Teachers' Union, Didgeradoo
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8.09
11 votes

#11 - Firetruck Pullover, Spanking Dads, Careful Commandos, Teachers' Union, Didgeradoo

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/6/2011

Spanking Dads Teacher's Union Didgeridoo Firetruck Pullover Careful Commandos MacDougals Digging People Up

Mom Phone, It Was Pretty Good, Sophomores
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8.09
11 votes

#12 - Mom Phone, It Was Pretty Good, Sophomores

Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired 6/17/2011

It Was Pretty Good Mom Phone Sophomores

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Slo-mo Squirrel, Wedding Flip-Flop, Ocean 2.0, First Date
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8.07
14 votes

#13 - Slo-mo Squirrel, Wedding Flip-Flop, Ocean 2.0, First Date

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/22/2011

Slo-mo Squirrel First Date Old Folks Home Wedding Flip-Flop Ocean 2.0 Anne Frank

Face Off, Auto Erotic, Good Morning Dad
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8.07
42 votes

#14 - Face Off, Auto Erotic, Good Morning Dad

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/30/2008

Take My Face Off Boiler Room Driving Instructor Entertainment Today Auto Erotic Bear Problems Good Morning Dad

Reverse Psychology, Kicking Guy, Whale Tail, Nail Gun
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8.03
40 votes

#15 - Reverse Psychology, Kicking Guy, Whale Tail, Nail Gun

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/9/2008

Reverse Psychology Kicking Guy Whale Tail Devil Gun Cult Recklessly Irresponsible TV Nail Gun Aren't You Lucky

Trent Reznor, Homeschool, Telekinesis, Dog Park
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8.00
8 votes

#16 - Trent Reznor, Homeschool, Telekinesis, Dog Park

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/3/2009

-Trent Reznor -Homeschool -Telekinesis -Dog Park

Asian Hooker Business, Skatefall, Earthquake, Bonersong
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8.00
8 votes

#17 - Asian Hooker Business, Skatefall, Earthquake, Bonersong

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/10/2009

-Asian Hooker Business -Skatefall -Earthquake -Bonersong

Shoshan, Lawnmower Dad, Elves, Blue Hair
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8.00
9 votes

#18 - Shoshan, Lawnmower Dad, Elves, Blue Hair

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/31/2009

-Shoshan -Lawnmower Dad -Elves -Blue Hair

Shitchest Boner Neck, Crack, What is it Baby, Last Action Hero
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8.00
7 votes

#19 - Shitchest Boner Neck, Crack, What is it Baby, Last Action Hero

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/7/2009

-Shitchest Boner Neck -Crack -What is it Baby -Last Action Hero

Another Astronaut Sketch, Not Particularly Sure, Maroon President, Bathroom Camera
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8.00
8 votes

#20 - Another Astronaut Sketch, Not Particularly Sure, Maroon President, Bathroom Camera

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 6/9/2009

-Another Astronaut Sketch -Not Particularly Sure -Maroon President -Bathroom Camera

Jumbo Tron, Kid Mechanic, Bananas
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8.00
15 votes

#21 - Jumbo Tron, Kid Mechanic, Bananas

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/9/2010

Poseidon Devil Spaghetti Pussy Restaurant Charles Manson Jumbotron Clarence McKenah Kid Mechanic Timmy Talk Bananas

Dad Will Take Care of It, Bad Drivers, Hot Sister, Making Animals Kiss
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8.00
6 votes

#22 - Dad Will Take Care of It, Bad Drivers, Hot Sister, Making Animals Kiss

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/20/2011

God Wants You Zombie Press Conference Dad Will Take Care of It Bad Drivers Hot Sister Milfy Mom Making Animals Kiss

Blind Guys, Sonic Gets Mugged, The Dinosaur Rap
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8.00
3 votes

#23 - Blind Guys, Sonic Gets Mugged, The Dinosaur Rap

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/13/2008

Spaghetti Dinner Date, Mission Impossible, Walk of Shame
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7.94
16 votes

#24 - Spaghetti Dinner Date, Mission Impossible, Walk of Shame

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/25/2010

Spaghetti Dinner Date Mission Impossible Hamster Death Walk of Shame Sam's Muscles Boner Wedding Scrubbing Bubbles With Chicken Trench Big Mouths Dad Fight Pet Heaven

Sam's Nut, Neil & Buzz, Air Dry
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7.90
20 votes

#25 - Sam's Nut, Neil & Buzz, Air Dry

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/10/2008

Sam's Nut I Dinosaur Rap Sam's Nut II Black Doctor Air Dry Sam's Nut III Happier With Your Mouth Open Fart Dinner Blind Not Blind

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