The BEST episodes of The Whitest Kids U'Know
Every episode of The Whitest Kids U'Know ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Whitest Kids U'Know!
Coming from across the US to New York City -- some to study, others to start their entertainment careers in earnest -- the Kids would eventually meet each other and realize they all shared a dream-to become the sketch comedy players of their generation. Together, they began to create sketch comedy that pushed the envelope right off the table, first on the stage of Pianos in NYC's Lower East Side, and now on ifc.com and on the Channel. With such YouTube instant classics as "Slow Jerkin" and "Hitler Rap", the Whitest Kids U'Know are doing things that other sketch comedy shows, like Saturday Night Live and MadTV, can't even imagine doing. In other words, the Kids think that both the SNL crew and the MadTV guys are about as funny as finding a new mole on your chest after a summer spent life guarding. In short, those other shows are punk-ass and weak
#1 - Movie Pitching Guy, Whip Boy, Brothers in Arms
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/20/2007
- Rock n Roll Indiana Jones - Let's Wake Up the Neighbors - Movie Pitching Guy - Abdell Drums - Polite War - Burglar - Whip Boy - Brothers In Arms - Classroom
#2 - Hitler Rap, Sexy Fawn, Get a New Daddy
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/20/2007
- iPod Shuffle - Hitler Rap - Timmy Poop - Alcoholics Anonymous - Abe Lincoln - Pizza Bagels - Sexy Fawn - The New Thing - Get a New Daddy
#3 - Grandma's Cookies, My Mouth Stuck Open, Alien Autopsy
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/11/2010
Grandma's Cookies Alien Autopsy Jaws Love at First Sight Baby Sketch Santa Clause Sex Robot My Mouth Stuck Open Rip Your Dick Off Barf Museum
#4 - Reverse Psychology, Kicking Guy, Whale Tail, Nail Gun
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/9/2008
- Reverse Psychology - Kicking Guy - Whale Tail - Devil Gun - Cult - Recklessly Irresponsible TV - Nail Gun - Aren't You Lucky
#5 - Face Off, Auto Erotic, Good Morning Dad
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/30/2008
- Take My Face Off - Boiler Room - Driving Instructor - Entertainment Today - Auto Erotic - Bear Problems - Good Morning Dad
#6 - You Talkin' to Me, Dr. Kyle, Changing Channels
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/18/2010
Hand Pee Senator Clint Webb Changing Channels Alive Dicks Dr. Kyle You Talkin' to Me Barney The Bear Bike Up the Ass Titopotomus
#7 - Tar Toast, Drunk Dad, Time Travel Friends
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/23/2008
- Falling Ladies - Tar Toast #1 - Successful Relationship - Tar Toast #2 - Underwater - Drunk Dad - Shark Man - Time Travel Friends
#8 - Babe Magnet, Freaky Thursday, One of You is, Hell's Kitchen
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/6/2010
Babe Magnet Hell's Kitchen Honey I'm In Therapy One of You Is Freaky Thursday Genetic Pigs Gay Football
#9 - Halloweiner, Things We Need, Landmine Factory, Job Interview Mess Up
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/13/2010
Halloweiner Landmine Factory The Pope Animals Anonymous Job Interview Mess Up First Person Shooter Things We Need
#10 - Valentine's Day, Simple Chore, Pun Army, Chad's Rad
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/30/2010
Valentine's Day Simple Chore Stock Watch Chad's Rad Pun Army History Network Astronaut Pranks Hunting Housecats
#12 - John Cleese, 50 Cal Bar, Juror
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/16/2010
John Cleese Sketch Planet Earth Choke Dad Wired Shut A Is For We Live In Garbage 50 Cal Bar Cumfetti Juror
#14 - Presidential Props, Island Cannibal, Helicopter Door, Super Dog
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/24/2009
- Presidential Props - Island Cannibal - Helicopter Door - Super Dog
#16 - Little Rascals, Call of Duty, God Says Song
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/3/2009
- Little Rascals - Call of Duty - God Says Song
#17 - Forest Whitaker, Period Sketch, Our Label Is Run By Homos
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/9/2008
- Forest Whitaker - Manatee Finger Bang - Office Head Explosion - Period Sketch - Ninja School - Our Label Is Run By Homos
#18 - We Gon' Make Love, Motorcycle Mama, Mountain of Chairs
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/22/2007
- Jim Bust - Jism - We Gon' Make Love - Motorcycle Mama - Jim Bust - Jim's Gay - Timmy Dance - Screamers - Mr. T Gets Cancer - Jim Bust - Fart - Gun Face - Mountain of Chairs - Jim Bust - Puppy
#19 - Glory Hole, Attention Guy, Tattoo Parlor
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/15/2007
- Pirates - Glory Hole - Attention Guy - Bank Heist - Mrs. President - Mom and Dad's Divorce - Tattoo Parlor
#20 - Acting Class, Pie, Demon Ouija Board
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/8/2007
- Pie - Acting Class - Demon Ouija Board - Flower Monster - Rape Role Play - Timmy Dance - Sam In the Bag
#21 - Dear Black People, Accidental Puke, Gallon of PCP, Kool-Aid
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/1/2007
- Dear Black People - Hot Air Balloon Poop Rope - Firing Squad - Accidental Puke - Gallon of PCP - Kool Aid - Gross Out - Point/Counterpoint
#22 - Slow Jerk, Bigfoot, Race War
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/24/2007
- Heaven - I Want to Kill the President - Bogey on My Six - Slow Jerk - Race War - Bigfoot vs Gravedigger - Sub Sandwich - I Don't Know Bob
#23 - Never Song, Feeler Doc, Blue Whale Dick
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/17/2008
- String Pull - Watching Ninja - Never Song - Be A Cop - Cowboy - Feeler Doc - You Can See Me - Blue Whale Dick
#24 - Tit Slap, John Hancock, Bad Dominatrix, Bobo The Monkey
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/17/2009
- Tit Slap - John Hancock - Bad Dominatrix - Bobo The Monkey
#25 - Invincible Kid, Keg Stand Dad, Virtual Reality
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/6/2008
- Invincible Kid - Business Battle - Dogs Love Boobs! - Office Pranks - Keg Stand Dad - Complete Human History - Virtual Reality