The BEST Episodes of Loiter Squad
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: May 5, 2020
Network: Adult Swim
Live-action show that features sketches, man on the street segments, pranks and music from Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All.
#1 - Roots
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired May 13, 2013
Emo Patrick calls someone; the guys participate in eating challenges; and Taco shares his wisdom.
9.33 
#2 - Bronco Buster
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired Jul 17, 2014
Lionel gets a new sweat suit whilst Tyler becomes friendly with an older woman.
8.63 #3 - Stone Cold Stunner
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired Jun 19, 2014
Lionel and Jasper wrestle tigers; Maurice helps Mac Miller combat his phobias.
8.58 #4 - Rock Bottom; People's Elbow
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired Jun 12, 2014
Catchphrase Jones returns; family and friends have a funeral.
8.43 #5 - Tombstone
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired Jul 10, 2014
Taco becomes the smartest man in the world thanks to his sister Syd the Kyd; the guys put on the greatest show of their lives.
8.33 #6 - Pedigree
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired Jul 3, 2014
Tatiana’s sleepover does not go to plan. Taco learns a valuable lesson.
8.11 
#7 - Episode 3
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Apr 8, 2012
Lionel the Booty Hunter; the Channel 5 news presents puppies and catamarans; new D'Angelo video drops.
8.00 
#8 - Episode 10
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired May 27, 2012
Included: a court battle over a video game; kung fu; "Blackass."
8.00 
#9 - Poetic Justice
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Apr 7, 2013
The Shady Bunch go to Hawaii; Mars and Sabrina get pedicures; and Jasper offers wisdom.
8.00 
#10 - Episode 9
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired May 20, 2012
Tennis pros meet their fans on the court; Mike G hunts a murderer; and Hodgy battles a gang.
7.92 
#11 - Episode 11
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired Jun 3, 2012
Included: a puppet fight; "The Mating Game"; a camouflage mishap.
7.91 #12 - Sweet Chin Music
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired May 15, 2014
The guys take it to another level with Blake Anderson; Jasper shows off his cooking skills.
7.89 
#13 - Episode 4
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Apr 15, 2012
Thurnis recounts a tragedy; the police go after Cubans; and black-top bandages are created.
7.87 
#14 - Episode 1
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Mar 25, 2012
Dr. Muhammed is the remarkable dentist with no arms; Emo Patrick posts responses to skits on YouPoop; Tyler looses a leg in a backyard bloodbath.
7.77 
#15 - Episode 7
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired May 6, 2012
Thurnis Haley offers wisdom at a golf shop; Tyler and Lionel reimagine "Miami Vice." Also: a stunt demonstration.
7.73 #16 - Razor's Edge
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired Jun 26, 2014
The guys audition for roles in a movie; Left Brain has questions for people on the streets.
7.73 
#17 - Waiting To Exhale
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Mar 17, 2013
The guys stage a reunion and skate with Tony Hawk; Lionel wakes a pal.
7.72 #18 - Figure Four Leg Lock
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired May 22, 2014
The dangers of drug use in the workplace are explored; Seth Rogen gets advice from Tyler.
7.61 
#19 - Episode 8
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired May 13, 2012
Maurice learns about paternity; the guys play with fish; and Fernando gives a dance lesson.
7.60 
#20 - Soul Food
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Mar 10, 2013
In the Season 2 premiere, Lionel tests catchphrases; Tyler trains a rookie.
7.59 
#21 - Jason's Lyric
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Mar 24, 2013
The Po-Po need help solving a case; Blake Andersen returns; a music video debut.
7.56 
#22 - Episode 2
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Apr 1, 2012
Thurnis Haley talks balls and soup; Xzibit refuses to pimp date's ride; Po-Po officers take down two homicidal dancers.
7.55 
#23 - How Stella Got Her Groove Back
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Mar 31, 2013
The guys greet an old friend; Jasper and Taco try out for a commercial; and Lionel lands the lead in the sequel to “The Blind Side.”
7.54 
#24 - Episode 6
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Apr 29, 2012
Included: the perils of teen pregnancy; a sexual-harassment lesson; 1980s dating videos.
7.53 #25 - Sharpshooter
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired May 29, 2014
Earl searches for a roommate; Lionel shares some insight.
7.50