The Legend of Neil

The BEST episodes of The Legend of Neil

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

The last thing that Neil remembers he was drunk playing a game of Zelda, when he whipped out his member and masturbated to the fairy in the game cause she was kinda hot and he asphyixiated himself with the Nintendo game controller and that somehow transported him into the game.

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Who's the Boss?
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8.25
8 votes

#1 - Who's the Boss?

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/4/2008

Neil and dragon guy, BFFs 4 ever!

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A Date with Destiny
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8.20
5 votes

#2 - A Date with Destiny

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/19/2009

In the finale of Season 2, we finally get a glimpse of Gannon's face, and Neil must face his greatest challenge so far, Dark Night, er, Dark Nut.

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The Gloffice
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8.20
5 votes

#3 - The Gloffice

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/9/2010

A perfect 'Legend Of Neil' parody of everyone's favorite awkward office show, 'The Office.'

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Death in Store
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7.78
9 votes

#4 - Death in Store

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/11/2009

Neil goes for broke playing the "money making game".

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Gettin' High in Hyrule
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7.75
8 votes

#5 - Gettin' High in Hyrule

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/9/2009

Neil finally gets a drink, makes some friends and gets to party. So it kinda sucks that it's with a bunch of moblins.

40 Acres and a Zol
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7.60
5 votes

#6 - 40 Acres and a Zol

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/6/2010

Neil teams up with Zelda’s brother Tyrelda to battle the forceful Lynels, but the Lynels have something sinister in store…

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A Link to the Past
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7.56
9 votes

#7 - A Link to the Past

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/28/2009

Ah, at last… the legend continues with Season Two. Neil finds himself back inside the game world. Now, can he only get to any other levels? What the F, Link?!

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The Fairy's Obsession
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7.50
6 votes

#8 - The Fairy's Obsession

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/7/2008

May the way of the hero lead to fairy poontang.

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Restart of the King
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7.50
4 votes

#9 - Restart of the King

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/27/2010

It all ends now. The epic, super-sized, finale three seasons in the making is finally here. Will Neil finally defeat Gannon, finish his quest, and rescue/bang Princess Zelda?

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The Secret Moblin
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7.44
9 votes

#10 - The Secret Moblin

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/21/2009

Neil is rescued by a strange Moblin and learns some valuable lessons. On one hand, free medical care is pretty awesome. On the other hand, you kind of get what you pay for sometimes.

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The Fairy Strikes Back
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7.44
9 votes

#11 - The Fairy Strikes Back

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/5/2009

It's a shootout as Neil is cornered by his old Moblin friends, and the only hope may be, as usual, to bang Fairy (Felicia Day) in public.

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Les Neilérables
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7.38
8 votes

#12 - Les Neilérables

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/25/2009

Hyrule bursts into song in a very special musical episode. Fairy's in peril, Gannon has to vent, and Neil's got to get through Level 2-- all without missing a beat. It all kicks off with Felicia Day's Fairy getting nasty with some of her favorite things.

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The Beginning
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7.33
9 votes

#13 - The Beginning

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/24/2008

Never masturbate while playing Nintendo

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The Skeletons in Link's Closet
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7.25
8 votes

#14 - The Skeletons in Link's Closet

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/14/2008

The skeletons on Level 1 are gay for deals.

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Map Questing
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7.25
8 votes

#15 - Map Questing

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/21/2008

Fog equals power.

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Death Becomes Neil
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7.25
4 votes

#16 - Death Becomes Neil

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/5/2010

Neil must face and overcome his greatest challenge yet... Himself. Well, maybe his second greatest challenge.

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Quitters Never Continue
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7.20
5 votes

#17 - Quitters Never Continue

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/25/2010

Continue or Quit? Neil is back, but are Hyrule's constant threats of danger, death and loneliness worse than... New Jersey?

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Fairyhood
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7.00
5 votes

#18 - Fairyhood

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/22/2010

Neil learns about fatherhood in the toughest way possible: from a litter of newborn fairies.

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Every Hero Needs a Montage
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6.50
6 votes

#19 - Every Hero Needs a Montage

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/19/2010

Old Man is going to do whatever it takes to train Neil, even if he has to do it in a montage.

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First Blood
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5.56
9 votes

#20 - First Blood

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/31/2008

Delicious – like heart cookies from a dead body.

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