The BEST Episodes of The Legend of Neil

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Oct 28, 2019


The last thing that Neil remembers he was drunk playing a game of Zelda, when he whipped out his member and masturbated to the fairy in the game cause she was kinda hot and he asphyixiated himself with the Nintendo game controller and that somehow transported him into the game.

Who's the Boss?

#1 - Who's the Boss?

Season 1 - Episode 6

Neil and dragon guy, BFFs 4 ever!

star 8.25
8 votes
A Date with Destiny

#2 - A Date with Destiny

Season 2 - Episode 7

In the finale of Season 2, we finally get a glimpse of Gannon's face, and Neil must face his greatest challenge so far, Dark Night, er, Dark Nut.

star 8.20
5 votes
Les Neilérables

#3 - Les Neilérables

Season 2 - Episode 3

Hyrule bursts into song in a very special musical episode. Fairy's in peril, Gannon has to vent, and Neil's got to get through Level 2-- all without missing a beat. It all kicks off with Felicia Day's Fairy getting nasty with some of her favorite things.

star 7.88
8 votes
Death in Store

#4 - Death in Store

Season 2 - Episode 2

Neil goes for broke playing the "money making game".

star 7.78
9 votes
Gettin' High in Hyrule

#5 - Gettin' High in Hyrule

Season 2 - Episode 4

Neil finally gets a drink, makes some friends and gets to party. So it kinda sucks that it's with a bunch of moblins.

star 7.75
8 votes
40 Acres and a Zol

#6 - 40 Acres and a Zol

Season 3 - Episode 4

Neil teams up with Zelda’s brother Tyrelda to battle the forceful Lynels, but the Lynels have something sinister in store…

star 7.60
5 votes
The Fairy's Obsession

#7 - The Fairy's Obsession

Season 1 - Episode 3

May the way of the hero lead to fairy poontang.

star 7.50
6 votes
Restart of the King

#8 - Restart of the King

Season 3 - Episode 7

It all ends now. The epic, super-sized, finale three seasons in the making is finally here. Will Neil finally defeat Gannon, finish his quest, and rescue/bang Princess Zelda?

star 7.50
4 votes
A Link to the Past

#9 - A Link to the Past

Season 2 - Episode 1

Ah, at last… the legend continues with Season Two. Neil finds himself back inside the game world. Now, can he only get to any other levels? What the F, Link?!

star 7.44
9 votes
The Secret Moblin

#10 - The Secret Moblin

Season 2 - Episode 5

Neil is rescued by a strange Moblin and learns some valuable lessons. On one hand, free medical care is pretty awesome. On the other hand, you kind of get what you pay for sometimes.

star 7.44
9 votes
The Fairy Strikes Back

#11 - The Fairy Strikes Back

Season 2 - Episode 6

It's a shootout as Neil is cornered by his old Moblin friends, and the only hope may be, as usual, to bang Fairy (Felicia Day) in public.

star 7.44
9 votes
The Gloffice

#12 - The Gloffice

Season 3 - Episode 2

A perfect 'Legend Of Neil' parody of everyone's favorite awkward office show, 'The Office.'

star 7.40
5 votes
The Beginning

#13 - The Beginning

Season 1 - Episode 1

Never masturbate while playing Nintendo

star 7.33
9 votes
The Skeletons in Link's Closet

#14 - The Skeletons in Link's Closet

Season 1 - Episode 4

The skeletons on Level 1 are gay for deals.

star 7.25
8 votes
Map Questing

#15 - Map Questing

Season 1 - Episode 5

Fog equals power.

star 7.25
8 votes
Death Becomes Neil

#16 - Death Becomes Neil

Season 3 - Episode 6

Neil must face and overcome his greatest challenge yet... Himself. Well, maybe his second greatest challenge.

star 7.25
4 votes
Quitters Never Continue

#17 - Quitters Never Continue

Season 3 - Episode 1

Continue or Quit? Neil is back, but are Hyrule's constant threats of danger, death and loneliness worse than... New Jersey?

star 7.20
5 votes

#18 - Fairyhood

Season 3 - Episode 3

Neil learns about fatherhood in the toughest way possible: from a litter of newborn fairies.

star 7.00
5 votes
Every Hero Needs a Montage

#19 - Every Hero Needs a Montage

Season 3 - Episode 5

Old Man is going to do whatever it takes to train Neil, even if he has to do it in a montage.

star 6.50
6 votes
First Blood

#20 - First Blood

Season 1 - Episode 2

Delicious – like heart cookies from a dead body.

star 5.67
9 votes