The BEST Episodes of The Legend of Neil
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Sep 14, 2019
The last thing that Neil remembers he was drunk playing a game of Zelda, when he whipped out his member and masturbated to the fairy in the game cause she was kinda hot and he asphyixiated himself with the Nintendo game controller and that somehow transported him into the game.
#1 - Who's the Boss?
Season 1 - Episode 6
Neil and dragon guy, BFFs 4 ever!
#2 - A Date with Destiny
Season 2 - Episode 7
In the finale of Season 2, we finally get a glimpse of Gannon's face, and Neil must face his greatest challenge so far, Dark Night, er, Dark Nut.
#3 - Les Neilérables
Season 2 - Episode 3
Hyrule bursts into song in a very special musical episode. Fairy's in peril, Gannon has to vent, and Neil's got to get through Level 2-- all without missing a beat. It all kicks off with Felicia Day's Fairy getting nasty with some of her favorite things.
#4 - Death in Store
Season 2 - Episode 2
Neil goes for broke playing the "money making game".
#5 - Gettin' High in Hyrule
Season 2 - Episode 4
Neil finally gets a drink, makes some friends and gets to party. So it kinda sucks that it's with a bunch of moblins.
#6 - 40 Acres and a Zol
Season 3 - Episode 4
Neil teams up with Zelda’s brother Tyrelda to battle the forceful Lynels, but the Lynels have something sinister in store…
#7 - The Fairy's Obsession
Season 1 - Episode 3
May the way of the hero lead to fairy poontang.
#8 - Restart of the King
Season 3 - Episode 7
It all ends now. The epic, super-sized, finale three seasons in the making is finally here. Will Neil finally defeat Gannon, finish his quest, and rescue/bang Princess Zelda?
#9 - A Link to the Past
Season 2 - Episode 1
Ah, at last… the legend continues with Season Two. Neil finds himself back inside the game world. Now, can he only get to any other levels? What the F, Link?!
#10 - The Secret Moblin
Season 2 - Episode 5
Neil is rescued by a strange Moblin and learns some valuable lessons. On one hand, free medical care is pretty awesome. On the other hand, you kind of get what you pay for sometimes.
#11 - The Fairy Strikes Back
Season 2 - Episode 6
It's a shootout as Neil is cornered by his old Moblin friends, and the only hope may be, as usual, to bang Fairy (Felicia Day) in public.
#12 - The Gloffice
Season 3 - Episode 2
A perfect 'Legend Of Neil' parody of everyone's favorite awkward office show, 'The Office.'
#13 - The Beginning
Season 1 - Episode 1
Never masturbate while playing Nintendo
#14 - The Skeletons in Link's Closet
Season 1 - Episode 4
The skeletons on Level 1 are gay for deals.
#15 - Map Questing
Season 1 - Episode 5
Fog equals power.
#16 - Death Becomes Neil
Season 3 - Episode 6
Neil must face and overcome his greatest challenge yet... Himself. Well, maybe his second greatest challenge.
#17 - Quitters Never Continue
Season 3 - Episode 1
Continue or Quit? Neil is back, but are Hyrule's constant threats of danger, death and loneliness worse than... New Jersey?
#18 - Fairyhood
Season 3 - Episode 3
Neil learns about fatherhood in the toughest way possible: from a litter of newborn fairies.
#19 - Every Hero Needs a Montage
Season 3 - Episode 5
Old Man is going to do whatever it takes to train Neil, even if he has to do it in a montage.
#20 - First Blood
Season 1 - Episode 2
Delicious – like heart cookies from a dead body.