The WORST episodes of New Girl

Every episode of New Girl ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of New Girl!

Jessica Day is an offbeat and adorable girl in her late 20s who, after a bad breakup, moves in with three single guys. Goofy, positive, vulnerable and honest to a fault, Jess has faith in people, even when she shouldn't. Although she's dorky and awkward, she's comfortable in her own skin. More prone to friendships with women, she's not used to hanging with the boys--especially at home.

Last Updated: 3/15/2024Network: FOXStatus: Ended
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Single and Sufficient
star
7.19
2218 votes

#1 - Single and Sufficient

Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/4/2016

When Schmidt and Cece and Winston and Aly invite Jess on their couples glamping trip, members of her singles-only group tag along. Meanwhile, Nick struggles with the next chapter of his New Orleans-set novel after Schmidt gives him "no notes".

Directors: Michael Schultz
Watch Now:Apple TV
Tuesday Meeting
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7.22
1179 votes

#2 - Tuesday Meeting

Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/17/2018

Over a drunken power lunch, Jess and Cece decide to stand up to Russell and demand Jess be given more responsibility in her new job. Meanwhile, Nick struggles to come up with ideas for a new book and Schmidt is desperate to get Ruth to sleep.

Directors: Josh Greenbaum
Watch Now:Apple TV
Last Thanksgiving
star
7.23
2179 votes

#3 - Last Thanksgiving

Season 6 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/22/2016

It's Thanksgiving and Jess and the gang are determined to make this year's festivities a success. However, things don't go according to plan when Robby surprisingly shows up and Schmidt's dad arrives heartbroken. Meanwhile, Nick finds out that Regan is postponing her move-in date and Winston deals with his heroic injury.

Directors: Trent O'Donnell
Watch Now:Apple TV
Hubbedy Bubby
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7.25
2263 votes

#4 - Hubbedy Bubby

Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/27/2016

Jess and Cece jump on the campaign trail and make a bet with a disbelieving Schmidt that they can recruit voters for the upcoming Presidential election. Meanwhile, Winston teaches Nick about modern phone sex.

Directors: Steve Welch
Watch Now:Apple TV
Swuit
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7.26
1679 votes

#5 - Swuit

Season 4 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/3/2015

Jess helps Schmidt and Nick pitch their new business venture - the "Swuit," a suit made entirely of sweatshirt material - to entrepreneur Lori Greiner. Meanwhile, Winston and Coach decide they will invest in Cece's future.

Directors: Trent O'Donnell
Watch Now:Apple TV
Es Good
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7.27
1971 votes

#6 - Es Good

Season 6 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/6/2016

Schmidt enlists Nick to help him earn the respect of his difficult house contractor. Meanwhile, as Jess and Robby test the limits of their ability to be in a casual relationship, Winston and Cece debate the pros and cons of not being single.

Directors: Trent O'Donnell
Writer: Rob Rosell
Watch Now:Apple TV
Bob & Carol & Nick & Schmidt
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7.27
1849 votes

#7 - Bob & Carol & Nick & Schmidt

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/2/2016

Schmidt helps Nick ponder his future after Nick’s cousin and his wife visit to ask for a very special handout. Meanwhile, Winston helps Cece shop for a wedding dress.

Directors: Jake Johnson
Writer: Rob Rosell
Watch Now:Apple TV
Rumspringa
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7.28
1979 votes

#8 - Rumspringa

Season 6 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/21/2017

When Jess gets nervous about starting her new position as principal, Nick and Schmidt decide to take her on a relaxing day trip to Solvang, which quickly goes "sideways." Meanwhile, with Cece’s help, Winston tries to finalize his divorce from Rhonda, but finds that he and Aly are caught in a series of never-ending pranks.

Directors: Josh Greenbaum
Watch Now:Apple TV
Bells
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7.29
4792 votes

#9 - Bells

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/29/2011

Jess gets jealous when Winston joins her troubled-youth handbell quartet. Nick and Schmidt each have their own idea of how to fix their broken toilet.

Directors: Peyton Reed
Writer: Luvh Rakhe
Watch Now:Apple TV
Oregon
star
7.30
1720 votes

#10 - Oregon

Season 4 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/17/2015

Jess takes a bumpy stroll down memory lane when she and the gang travel to her childhood home in Portland, Oregon, for her father's wedding.

Directors: Russ Alsobrook
Writer: Nina Pedrad
Watch Now:Apple TV
What About Fred
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7.31
1890 votes

#11 - What About Fred

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/12/2016

Jumping back into the dating pool, Jess finds herself dating a dud, but falls in love with his perfect parents. Meanwhile, Nick and Schmidt have very different ideas about how to run the bar.

Directors: Eric Appel
Watch Now:Apple TV
Kryptonite
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7.31
5424 votes

#12 - Kryptonite

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/27/2011

Nick and Schmidt convince Jess to get her stuff out of her ex-boyfriend's apartment. Jess meets new roommate Winston, who has returned from playing basketball abroad.

Directors: Jake Kasdan
Watch Now:Apple TV
The Crawl
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7.33
1603 votes

#13 - The Crawl

Season 4 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/10/2015

When a new bar opens in the neighborhood, it completes the final piece of the puzzle for Nick's epic Valentine's Day pub crawl. Meanwhile, Jess and Ryan drunkenly contemplate their future, Coach meets a new woman - over and over again - and Schmidt tries to fit into the world of politics.

Watch Now:Apple TV
Jeff Day
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7.33
1849 votes

#14 - Jeff Day

Season 5 - Episode 15 - Aired 4/19/2016

Jess invents a male alter ego, “Jeff Day” in order to buy a new car from a sexist salesman, but her plan backfires when both Nick and Sam arrive at the dealership pretending to be him. Meanwhile, Schmidt and Cece panic when Winston decides to bring his new prankster girlfriend, Rhonda as his plus one to their wedding.

Writer: Joe Wengert
Watch Now:Apple TV
Christmas Eve Eve
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7.33
2027 votes

#15 - Christmas Eve Eve

Season 6 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/13/2016

Jess struggles to keep the loft's Secret Santa afloat, while helping Reagan plan a Christmas surprise for Nick. When Winston believes his gift for Cece won’t be delivered in time, Winston and Schmidt go on a mission to track it down.

Directors: Trent O'Donnell
Writer: Sophia Lear
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300 Feet
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7.34
1937 votes

#16 - 300 Feet

Season 5 - Episode 14 - Aired 4/12/2016

When Jess is served a restraining order by her ex-boyfriend, Sam, she sets out to clear her name with Winstons help. Nick and Schmidt plot against the owner of a trendy new bar that opened on their street.

Directors: Trent O'Donnell
Writer: Sophia Lear
Watch Now:Apple TV
Walk of Shame
star
7.36
1855 votes

#17 - Walk of Shame

Season 4 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/3/2015

After a night of partying at Bearclaw's, Jess and Cece make their way back to the loft and run into a familiar face. Meanwhile, Coach worries about bringing Nick and Winston around his sophisticated new girlfriend, May.

Directors: Christine Gernon
Watch Now:Apple TV
Road Trip
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7.36
1857 votes

#18 - Road Trip

Season 5 - Episode 17 - Aired 4/26/2016

After being emasculated in front of Cece, Schmidt insists on a manly bachelor party weekend in Vegas, but the road trip goes awry when the guys end up at a desert biker bar and he must put his newfound bravado to the test.

Directors: Trent O'Donnell
Watch Now:Apple TV
Ready
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7.37
2157 votes

#19 - Ready

Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/15/2016

After Jess announces that she is ready to date again, Schmidt pushes her to give her workout partner, Robby, a fighting chance. Then, when Cece hires a hunky new bartender, Nick struggles to understand male beauty, while Winston's newfound confidence makes him irresistible.

Directors: Trent O'Donnell
Watch Now:Apple TV
Jaipur Aviv
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7.37
2110 votes

#20 - Jaipur Aviv

Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/18/2016

While the gang helps Schmidt & Cece remodel their fixer-upper, Jess spearheads a vote to let Reagan eventually move back into the loft. Meanwhile, Nick and Winston make a revealing discovery and Schmidt and Cece learn the art of compromise.

Directors: Erin O'Malley
Watch Now:Apple TV
Coming Out
star
7.37
1651 votes

#21 - Coming Out

Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/13/2015

Jess struggles not to show favoritism to Ryan, now that they are officially a couple, which leads to a disastrous class field trip. Meanwhile, Schmidt gets an ulcer and Winston becomes obsessed with wearing a crystal.

Directors: Bill Purple
Writer: Sophia Lear
Watch Now:Apple TV
James Wonder
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7.37
2159 votes

#22 - James Wonder

Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/29/2016

In order to land the soon-to-be open principal's position at her school, Jess must impress the disapproving president of the Parents' Council. Winston puts his undercover skills to the test and Nick struggles to come up with the perfect wedding gift for Schmidt and Cece.

Directors: Trent O'Donnell
Watch Now:Apple TV
The Apartment
star
7.38
1866 votes

#23 - The Apartment

Season 5 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/15/2016

It’s time for Cece to move into the loft. While Jess is helping her friend move out of her beloved apartment, she has to finish the school’s budget by morning, which the new principal has neglected to tell her. Meanwhile, Winston gets a new partner to avoid having to work side-by-side with Aly.

Directors: Christine Gernon
Writer: Nina Pedrad
Watch Now:Apple TV
No Girl
star
7.38
1928 votes

#24 - No Girl

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/26/2016

With Jess sequestered at jury duty, Nick turns the loft into an air b-n-b in order to help pay for Schmidt's upcoming bachelor party. Meanwhile, Winston asks Cece for help when he suspects KC is cheating on him.

Writer: Rob Rosell
Watch Now:Apple TV
Heat Wave
star
7.39
1814 votes

#25 - Heat Wave

Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/1/2016

Things heat up between Nick and Reagan over who can provide the loft with the best air conditioning unit. Meanwhile, Winston uses his “cop voice” to help Schmidt prep Cece for a newscaster audition.

Directors: Erin O'Malley
Watch Now:Apple TV