The BEST Episodes of Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Jan 8, 2020

Network: ABC (US)

Chloe is a New York party girl with the morals of a pirate. She causes trouble for her naive small town roommate, June, and Chloe's best friend, James Van Der Beek.

Sexy People ...

#1 - Sexy People ...

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Nov 13, 2012

Chloe tries to get a magazine to declare James the sexiest man alive; June becomes enamoured with James.

star 7.87
1,057 votes
Directors: Lev L. Spiro
Writers: Corey Nickerson
Teddy Trouble ...

#2 - Teddy Trouble ...

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired May 17, 2013

June is startled when a man she has never seen before jumps out of a door in the apartment that she has never seen before. It is Teddy, Chloe’s childhood friend from Camp C.U.T.S. (Callous Unemotional Trait Survivors) who visits her every year when he goes off his medications. His visit coincides with the Carter Marsh Annual Warehouse Sale, where Chloe uses psycho and manic Teddy to her advantage against all the vicious out of town women at the sale. Meanwhile, James is devastated when he finds out that his Beek Jeans have been relegated to the “cooling rack” at the sale where no one is buying them.

star 7.78
568 votes
Directors: Gail Mancuso
Writers: Billy Finnegan
Monday June ...

#3 - Monday June ...

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired May 17, 2013

June has been so stressed and consumed with work that she has no time for anything else, including Chloe. Chloe's remedy for this is to slip June an herbal relaxant, but the next thing June knows, it's Tuesday and Monday is a complete blackout. As she tries to piece together what happened, June discovers some surprising things about herself. Meanwhile, James grapples with the idea that he may have impregnated June's friend, Crissy, on her wedding day.

star 7.64
453 votes
Directors: Fred Goss
Writers: David Hemingson
Love and Monsters ...

#4 - Love and Monsters ...

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Oct 30, 2012

June tries to stop Chloe from ruining her favorite holiday with her elaborate tricks; James throws a Halloween party.

star 7.63
1,064 votes
Writers: Sally Bradford McKenna
The Wedding ...

#5 - The Wedding ...

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired May 2, 2012

When a wedding invitation leaves single June down in the dumps, Chloe tries to give her more confidence --but does too good of a job.

star 7.56
1,570 votes
Directors: Chris Koch
Writers: Casey Johnson, David Windsor
Shitagi Nashi ...

#6 - Shitagi Nashi ...

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired May 23, 2012

June tries to keep up with Chloe and her party lifestyle; James loses it when he finds out that Dean Cain has a bigger dressing room than he has.

star 7.54
1,212 votes
Directors: Wendey Stanzler
Writers: Casey Johnson, David Windsor
Pilot

#7 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Apr 11, 2012

When naive June is scammed by her new roommate Chloe, she decides to turn the tables on her and by doing so earns Chloe's respect.

star 7.53
2,097 votes
Directors: Jason Winer
Writers: Nahnatchka Khan
Original Bitch ...

#8 - Original Bitch ...

Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired May 17, 2013

Chloe finally gets a chance to exact revenge on her ex-roommate... the original bitch.

star 7.52
408 votes
Directors: Nahnatchka Khan
Writers: Corey Nickerson
Ocupado ...

#9 - Ocupado ...

Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired May 17, 2013

Chloe tells June that Benjamin is going to be in town to shoot a commercial with James. She is excited and has even moved him up to #1 in her guy rotation. June tells Chloe that she has to tell him about her rotation if she really likes him.

star 7.49
419 votes
Directors: David Hemingson
Writers: Casey Johnson & David Windsor
Using People ...

#10 - Using People ...

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired May 17, 2013

June discovers that Chloe has been attending Alcoholics Anonymous Meetings, to share her crazy partying stories as well as take free booze from the alcoholics. Pepper sets Mark up on a date with one of her friends, and June struggles to hide her jealousy. Meanwhile, James learns that he is on the short list for Woody Allen’s film “Monte Carlo, Monte Carla” but he may not get the role because Woody does not think he is deep enough.

star 7.49
406 votes
Writers: Sally Bradford
It's a Miracle ...

#11 - It's a Miracle ...

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Nov 20, 2012

When June can't afford to fly home for Thanksgiving, Chloe invites her to her parents' house; James tries to get a photo-op at a soup kitchen.

star 7.48
1,045 votes
Directors: Rebecca Asher
Writers: Casey Johnson, David Windsor
Daddy's Girl ...

#12 - Daddy's Girl ...

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Apr 18, 2012

June begrudgingly lets Chloe set her up on a date; James teaches an acting class in which he can't escape his Dawson persona.

star 7.47
1,845 votes
Directors: Michael Spiller
Writers: Nahnatchka Khan
The Leak ...

#13 - The Leak ...

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired May 17, 2013

It is crunch time and James goes into serious training to be in top form for "Dancing with the Stars." Luther is tasked with the duty of keeping James on a strict regimen, but leave it to a jealous Chloe to try and sabotage it. Still, that's the least of their worries when embarrassing photos of James leak all over the internet.

star 7.47
532 votes
Directors: Michael Spiller
Writers: Tina Kil
Whatever It Takes ...

#14 - Whatever It Takes ...

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Dec 4, 2012

Chloe takes June drinking in the financial district, where she finds a hot broker and a job offer; James is paired with the worst dancer on "Dancing With the Stars."

star 7.47
1,115 votes
Directors: Henry Chan
Writers: David Hemingson
The Seven Year Bitch ...

#15 - The Seven Year Bitch ...

Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired May 17, 2013

James invites Chloe and June out to dinner to meet the girl he has been dating, Emily. At the dinner, Chloe after barely talking to Emily says “Veto”, forcing James to break up with her. Meanwhile, Chloe has begun working at a cell phone store, where she can fight with customers all day, and James has become fat, soft, and complacent.

star 7.45
373 votes
Directors: Stuart Bass
Writers: Tina Kil
Bar Lies ...

#16 - Bar Lies ...

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Dec 11, 2012

While James is in Los Angeles, Chloe uses his penthouse for one of her scams; June tries to teach Chloe about honesty; James causes a stir.

star 7.44
1,059 votes
Directors: Aundre Johnson
Writers: Laura McCreary
A Reunion ...

#17 - A Reunion ...

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Oct 23, 2012

Against Chloe's advice, James tries to facilitate a "Dawson's Creek" reunion.

star 7.42
1,288 votes
Directors: Wendey Stanzler
Writers: Nahnatchka Khan
A Weekend in the Hamptons ...

#18 - A Weekend in the Hamptons ...

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Dec 18, 2012

Chloe tries to cheer her friends up by dragging them to the Hamptons, where she tries to crash the party of the year and hook up with its host.

star 7.41
1,058 votes
Directors: David Hemingson
Writers: Billy Finnegan
Making Rent ...

#19 - Making Rent ...

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired May 9, 2012

After struggling to make ends meet, June comes up with a creative way to make extra money; James launches a line of super-skinny jeans.

star 7.38
1,438 votes
Directors: Michael Spiller
Writers: Corey Nickerson
The D ...

#20 - The D ...

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired May 17, 2013

June receives her 1 year roommate evaluation from Chloe, in which she is shocked to find that she has been given a D. She eventually realizes that the only aspect in her life that she could possibly be slacking off in is her love life. Luther sets her up with James’ agent’s assistant, Will. Meanwhile, James is struggling to land an audition for a new Woody Allen film “Monte Carlo, Monte Carla.”

star 7.36
531 votes
Directors: Jeffrey Walker
Writers: Jeff Chiang & Eric Ziobrowski
The Scarlet Neighbor ...

#21 - The Scarlet Neighbor ...

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Jan 8, 2013

When June and Chloe attend a tenants' meeting, June realizes she needs to clean up Chloe's act; Chloe decides to go after Mark; James tries to sabotage June's efforts.

star 7.34
1,017 votes
Directors: Wendey Stanzler
Writers: Laura McCreary
It's Just Sex ...

#22 - It's Just Sex ...

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired May 16, 2012

Chloe encourages June to try casual sex; an embarrassing video of James and Chloe leaks, causing James to worry about its effect on his likeability.

star 7.34
1,353 votes
Writers: Billy Finnegan
Paris ...

#23 - Paris ...

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired Jan 6, 2013

June is excited to meet a nice co-worker at her new job, but Chloe warns that the new person probably isn't being as friendly as she seems; Mark goes to James for help expressing his feelings to June.

star 7.32
979 votes
Directors: Jeffrey Walker
Writers: Laura McCreary
Dating Games ...

#24 - Dating Games ...

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired Jan 15, 2013

June and Mark are obsessed with a reality dating show, and Chloe convinces June to get out and actually date; the plan goes awry when they ask out the same guy, and James orchestrates various dating challenges to win the guy's affection.

star 7.31
826 votes
Directors: Gail Mancuso
Writers: Erik Durbin
Mean Girls...

#25 - Mean Girls...

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired Jan 13, 2013

June makes a real effort with Chloe to be BFFs, but Chloe is wary.

star 7.25
892 votes
Directors: Chris Koch
Writers: Sally Bradford McKenna