The BEST episodes of New Girl season 3

Every episode of New Girl season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of New Girl season 3!

Jessica Day is an offbeat and adorable girl in her late 20s who, after a bad breakup, moves in with three single guys. Goofy, positive, vulnerable and honest to a fault, Jess has faith in people, even when she shouldn't. Although she's dorky and awkward, she's comfortable in her own skin. More prone to friendships with women, she's not used to hanging with the boys--especially at home.

Last Updated: 12/12/2024Network: FOXStatus: Ended
Birthday
star
7.93
2865 votes

#1 - Birthday

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/21/2014

Nick struggles to throw Jess the perfect birthday party, while Schmidt works overtime to help out Cece in her new job as bartender and Winston and Coach engage in a bake-off.

Directors: Richie Keen
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Prince
star
7.83
2802 votes

#2 - Prince

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/2/2014

Jess is ready to paint the town purple when a chance encounter finds her and best friend Cece invited to a once-in-a-lifetime mansion party thrown by music legend Prince. Not wanting to miss out on the fun, Nick, Schmidt, Winston and Coach are determined to crash the festivities, building toward an Unforgettable ending.

Directors: Fred Goss
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Fired Up
star
7.68
2572 votes

#3 - Fired Up

Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/11/2014

Jess hires, then must immediately fire Coach as her school’s new volleyball coach. Meanwhile, Schmidt gets sued and enlists Nick and a procedural television-loving Winston to represent him at the deposition. Also, Cece catches the eye of a much younger man.

Directors: Steve Welch
Writer: Sophia Lear
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Double Date
star
7.66
3161 votes

#4 - Double Date

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/1/2013

Thinking Schmidt has chosen to be with Cece, Jess and Nick invite him to go on a double date with them. Nick is caught between loyalty to his friend and loyalty to his girlfriend when he finds out a shocking secret. Meanwhile, Winston promises to get the foursome a table at an ultra-exclusive restaurant that doesn’t take reservations.

Directors: Max Winkler
Writer: Luvh Rakhe
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Coach
star
7.63
2936 votes

#5 - Coach

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/5/2013

A newly single Coach returns to the loft, and wants to pick up exactly where he left off when he moved out. Meanwhile Jess and Cece have a girls' night out, during which they meet a handsome stranger.

Directors: Russ Alsobrook
Writer: David Feeney
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The Captain
star
7.63
3123 votes

#6 - The Captain

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/8/2013

A vengeful Schmidt targets Jess and Nick's relatively happy relationship. Meanwhile, when Winston learns that Furguson the cat must be neutered, he is determined to give this feline one last night of carnal glory.

Directors: Fred Goss
Writer: J.J. Philbin
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Nerd
star
7.63
3039 votes

#7 - Nerd

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/24/2013

When Jess desperately tries to fit in with a clique of "mean girl" teachers at her new school, she (mistakenly) turns to Nick for advice on how to deal with them. Meanwhile, an office party is anything but fun for Schmidt, and Winston plots revenge while cat-sitting for Daisy, whom he suspects is cheating on him.

Directors: Fred Goss
Writer: Kay Cannon
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Cruise
star
7.60
2227 votes

#8 - Cruise

Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired 5/6/2014

Jess and Nick invite the gang along with them on a cruise they booked while still together as a couple. Coach tries to suppress his fear of boating, Schmidt attempts to win back Cece and Winston tries to mend Jess and Nick’s fractured relationship.

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Exes
star
7.60
2702 votes

#9 - Exes

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/4/2014

When Nick has an awkward run-in with his ex, Caroline, Jessica tries to convince him he can still be friends with her, by introducing him to her former boyfriend, Berkley. Meanwhile, Coach uses Schmidt's loft to impress a date, but things turn farcically disastrous when Schmidt arrives home with his own potential bedmate.

Directors: Alex Hardcastle
Writer: Nina Pedrad
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The Box
star
7.56
3040 votes

#10 - The Box

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/15/2013

When Nick inherits some money from his late father, Jess is determined to put the funds to good use and secretly tackle Nick’s box of unwanted responsibilities – aka bills. Meanwhile, Schmidt tries to find meaning in life and asks for guidance from Rabbi Feiglin.

Directors: Andrew Fleming
Writer: Rob Rosell
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Sister
star
7.54
2479 votes

#11 - Sister

Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/11/2014

Jess' wild-child sister, Abby, pays a visit and immediately throws the loft into disarray. Meanwhile, Schmidt enlists Nick to be his wingman in crashing a bar mitzvah and Winston throws a dinner party with Bertie, which turns awkward when only Cece and Coach attend.

Directors: Max Winkler
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Thanksgiving III
star
7.53
2859 votes

#12 - Thanksgiving III

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/26/2013

The gang's survival skills are tested when Nick and Jess take them camping for Thanksgiving. Coach and Schmidt battle it out over who is the best woodsman, while Cece and Winston bond over their mutual distaste for the outdoors.

Directors: Max Winkler
Writer: Josh Malmuth
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All In
star
7.53
3329 votes

#13 - All In

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/17/2013

Picking up immediately after the events of the Season Two finale, Nick and Jess decide to go "all in" on their romantic relationship - which leads them to run away to a Mexican beach town. But when Nick runs into trouble with the authorities, it's Schmidt and Winston to the (possible) rescue, which may land Nick into even deeper trouble. Meanwhile, Schmidt makes a decision regarding Cece and Elizabeth, and Winston becomes obsessed with completing a puzzle

Directors: Max Winkler
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Menus
star
7.51
2700 votes

#14 - Menus

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/12/2013

An overabundance of Chinese food take-out menus left at the loft’s front door is the catalyst for an interconnected series of adventures for Jess and the guys.

Directors: Trent O'Donnell
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Sister II
star
7.50
2550 votes

#15 - Sister II

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/25/2014

Jess panics when her sister, Abby decides to stay in Los Angeles and sets her eyes on one of the loftmates. Meanwhile, Winston procrastinates about checking his test results for the LAPD entrance exam events.

Directors: Bill Purple
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Longest Night Ever
star
7.50
2785 votes

#16 - Longest Night Ever

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/19/2013

Jess is tasked with keeping a frantic Schmidt occupied inside the loft, as Coach and Cece go out on a first date. Meanwhile, Nick and Winston meet a frisky bus driver as they search for a missing Furguson.

Writer: Ryan Koh
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Clavado En Un Bar
star
7.50
2897 votes

#17 - Clavado En Un Bar

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/7/2014

Jess has twenty minutes to decide if she should give-up teaching and take a new job, prompting the gang to recall how they all landed in their current professions.

Directors: Eric Appel
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Keaton
star
7.49
2879 votes

#18 - Keaton

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/22/2013

In an effort to reconnect with Cece, Jess throws a Halloween party at the loft. In an effort to change Schmidt's sullen behavior, the loftmates resort to "catfishing" him by pretending to be his childhood idol - actor Michael Keaton. Then, Schmidt makes a decision that could change the loft forever.

Directors: David Katzenberg
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Basketsball
star
7.49
2773 votes

#19 - Basketsball

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/14/2014

Jess does a full-court press to solidify her friendship with Coach. But Nick goes on defense when they bond over his rival basketball team. Meanwhile, Schmidt is assigned to mentor a much older new hire at work and Winston discovers a new career path.

Directors: Lorene Scafaria
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Dance
star
7.48
2248 votes

#20 - Dance

Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 4/29/2014

Jess fears someone is trying to sabotage her first middle school dance and she enlists the gang to help her chaperone on the big night.

Directors: Trent O'Donnell
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Big News
star
7.48
2384 votes

#21 - Big News

Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 4/15/2014

The morning after their break-up, Jess and Nick scramble to keep it a secret from the loftmates. Meanwhile, Winston passes his police academy entrance exam, and demands that the gang throw him a "Honey Roast."

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Sister III
star
7.46
2407 votes

#22 - Sister III

Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/4/2014

When Jess moves into Nick’s bedroom, they both must deal with their complete lack of personal space. Meanwhile, Cece worries that Abby is taking advantage of Schmidt, while Coach worries Cece is treating him like one of her girlfriends. Also, Winston struggles with physical fitness.

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Mars Landing
star
7.40
2452 votes

#23 - Mars Landing

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/25/2014

Jess and Nick face some truths about their relationship, while Schmidt, Winston and Coach scramble to make a better second impression on their hot new neighbors. Also, Cece panics after she drunk-texts Buster.

Directors: Lynn Shelton