The BEST episodes of Malcolm in the Middle season 4

Every episode of Malcolm in the Middle season 4, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Malcolm in the Middle season 4!

A gifted and smart young man tries to navigate life, puberty, and love while trying to survive his often dimwitted, dysfunctional family.

Last Updated: 2/17/2024Network: FOXStatus: Ended
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Family Reunion
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7.94
658 votes

#1 - Family Reunion

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/17/2002

Christopher Lloyd adds to his gallery of eccentric characters, playing Hal's quirky, cranky and very wealthy father, Walter, in this rollicking episode. The occasion is a birthday celebration for the old man, but the snooty female in-laws seem more interested in offending Lois. Their shabby behavior initially goes unnoticed by Hal, who's desperately trying to bond with his self-centered dad; and by Dewey and Reese, who seek some of Grampa's dough by currying favor with him. But when Lois is reduced to tears after being excluded from a group photo, the family rallies to her side with an all-out counterattack that turns the party into pandemonium.

Directors: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Alex Reid
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If Boys Were Girls
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7.88
570 votes

#2 - If Boys Were Girls

Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 2/9/2003

After being rattled by a battle among the boys, a pregnant Lois ponders the consequences of raising another brawling kid. So she fantasizes that her unruly sons have morphed into well-behaved young daughters. Malcolm becomes Mallory, Reese is transformed into Renee and Dewey turns into Daisy.

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Boys at Ranch
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7.87
692 votes

#3 - Boys at Ranch

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/12/2003

Typically, the boys run amok at Francis's dude ranch; atypically, he disciplines them, setting the stage for their clever retaliation.

Directors: David D'Ovidio
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Grandma Sues
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7.85
636 votes

#4 - Grandma Sues

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 2/2/2003

Cloris Leachman returns in her Emmy-nominated role as the spiteful and irascible Grandma Ida. She's even nastier than usual (if that's possible) because of a tumble down the front steps that resulted in a broken collarbone, prompting her to sue her daughter and son-in-law for pain and suffering. And there's more momentous news on the home front: Lois is pregnant. So she pleads with Ida to reconsider her lawsuit: "We're already stretched to the limit financially as it is. Obviously, a new baby is going to make things even harder on us." "Yes, yes, of course," Ida concurs. "You should settle."

Directors: Jimmy Simons
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Malcolm Holds His Tongue
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7.80
651 votes

#5 - Malcolm Holds His Tongue

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 1/5/2003

After joining the basketball team at school, Malcolm soon finds himself under the coach's skin due to his constant complaining, which eventually gets him kicked off the team. Determined to put an end to his horrible habit of talking before he thinks, Malcolm starts "holding his tongue" which solves all the problems with his coach, girlfriend, and parents, but it ends up causing more stress than before. Meanwhile, Hal takes up speed walking and is desperate to be the best while Reese gets Craig to take him and Allison to a concert and almost ruins his date.

Directors: Jeff Melman
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Stereo Store
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7.78
618 votes

#6 - Stereo Store

Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 3/16/2003

Jessica, a sly, 16-year-old sitter outfoxes the boys while Lois is away and Hal's busy with a second job as a whiz of a salesman.

Directors: Bryan Cranston
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Humilithon
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7.77
660 votes

#7 - Humilithon

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/10/2002

High school's first day vexes Malcolm, who acquires an unfortunate nickname; and Hal, a parental "volunteer" running afoul of authority.

Directors: Jeff Melman
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Stupid Girl
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7.75
659 votes

#8 - Stupid Girl

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/24/2002

Acting dumb like Reese eases Malcolm's stress and lands him a date with the new light of his life, an attractive girl who's really a dim bulb.

Directors: Todd Holland
Writer: Dan Kopelman
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Kicked Out
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7.74
615 votes

#9 - Kicked Out

Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/9/2003

After Lois is out of town, Malcolm and Hal got into a fight leading Malcolm to get expelled from his house. Malcolm lives with his girlfriend in her attic, as Hal put signs for "Missing Malcolm."

Directors: Jeff Melman
Writer: Alex Reid
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Garage Sale
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7.69
549 votes

#10 - Garage Sale

Season 4 - Episode 15 - Aired 4/6/2003

A garage sale that's entrusted to Reese (yikes!) yields treasures near and dear, like Hal's old radio transmitter, which he makes operational. And a PC dating back to 1976 that Malcolm plans to sell to Craig for $1300.

Directors: Levie Isaacks
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Baby (Part 1)
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7.67
546 votes

#11 - Baby (Part 1)

Season 4 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/11/2003

Hal and the boys are at a bridal expo, leaving a very pregnant Lois at home with Francis. They get two surprises: an unexpected visit from Grandma Ida (guest star Cloris Leachman) and Lois' water breaking.

Directors: Jimmy Simons
Writer: Rob Hanning
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Day Care
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7.67
566 votes

#12 - Day Care

Season 4 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/18/2003

With the arrival of their fifth child, Lois and Hal search for a "creative" daycare solution.

Directors: Steve Love
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Zoo
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7.62
711 votes

#13 - Zoo

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/3/2002

Malcolm, whose frenetic home life is a kind of zoo, begins the fourth season by accompanying his family to the real thing. A visit to the zoo offers close encounters with creatures great and small. But Hal wishes he could have passed on an encounter with Lois's former beau, who lectures on rain-forest animals. Elsewhere, Reese butts heads with a goat; and Malcolm and Dewey take a tumble into a tiger den. Another storyline checks in on ne'er-do-well Francis, now the unlikely foreman of a dude ranch owned by a cheery German businessman.

Directors: Todd Holland
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Academic Octathalon
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7.62
501 votes

#14 - Academic Octathalon

Season 4 - Episode 16 - Aired 4/13/2003

An academic competition faces the Krelboynes in an event Malcolm derides. Especially when he learns his teacher has a cheating plan. Also: a commitment to a formal dance ruffles Reese, who's now trying to ditch his date.

Directors: Todd Holland
Writer: Rob Hanning
Long Drive
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7.61
603 votes

#15 - Long Drive

Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/2/2003

A sex lecture from Lois rattles Malcolm; a ranch calamity unnerves Francis; disharmony among Hal's music group is a prelude to their concert. Also, a day in jail tests a defiant Reese, who faces a "Scared Straight" encounter.

Directors: Levie Isaacks
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Hal's Friend
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7.60
616 votes

#16 - Hal's Friend

Season 4 - Episode 14 - Aired 3/30/2003

Malcolm tries to emancipate Dabney from his overbearing mother while Hal invites his ne'er-do-well old buddy to the house. At the ranch, Francis is forced to share a room with Otto.

Directors: Jeff Melman
Writer: Dan Kopelman
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Forwards Backwards
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7.57
649 votes

#17 - Forwards Backwards

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/1/2002

Brotherly love is lost on Malcolm and Reese, now out to sabotage his sibling's birthday in devilish strikes met with crafty counterattacks.

Directors: Levie Isaacks
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Forbidden Girlfriend
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7.56
658 votes

#18 - Forbidden Girlfriend

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/15/2002

The new light of Malcolm's life is a vivacious, rebellious girl (Reagan Dale Neis) who defies her overbearing dad---who terrifies Malcolm.

Directors: Jamie Babbit
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Reese's Party
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7.55
553 votes

#19 - Reese's Party

Season 4 - Episode 18 - Aired 4/27/2003

When Hal and Lois go out of town for a "last chance" getaway before the baby comes, Reese has a big bash that gets out of hand. College-age thugs show up, cancel the party and set up a drug-making operation in the garage. All Reese and Malcolm can do is knuckle under. The good news is, Dewey's not around. The bad news is, his baby sitter is Lois's annoying co-worker Craig (David Anthony Higgins). Meanwhile, Hal and his very pregnant wife are off at a romantic retreat---feuding.

Directors: Levie Isaacks
Writer: Andy Bobrow
Future Malcolm
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7.49
547 votes

#20 - Future Malcolm

Season 4 - Episode 19 - Aired 5/4/2003

Leonard (Jason Alexander), a cynical, genius chess player with no friends or job, makes Malcolm think he could grow into a similar adulthood. Determined to prevent this undesirable fate, Malcolm tries to help Leonard change his life by lining him up for a job interview with the obnoxious Craig. Meanwhile, Francis finds employ as a nude model and begins to delight in the exposure.

Baby (Part 2)
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7.46
462 votes

#21 - Baby (Part 2)

Season 4 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/18/2003

While Lois is in labor, the house is hectic, and Hal, desperate to get home, has crashed the car on the way out of the expo.

Directors: Jamie Babbit
Clip Show #2
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7.08
496 votes

#22 - Clip Show #2

Season 4 - Episode 17 - Aired 4/20/2003

Clips from past episodes are interwoven with the current squabbling of Hal and Lois, who set out to draw up a will and wind up at odds over their legacies and their kids. As Hal tells Lois, "We are not equipped to deal with these issues."

Directors: Levie Isaacks