The WORST episodes of Law & Order: Criminal Intent

Every episode of Law & Order: Criminal Intent ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Law & Order: Criminal Intent!

Law & Order: Criminal Intent takes viewers into the minds of its criminals while following the psychological approaches the Major Case Squad uses to solve the crimes.

Last Updated: 2/11/2024Network: USA NetworkStatus: Ended
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Semi-Professional
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6.92
226 votes

#1 - Semi-Professional

Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 3/10/2002

The detectives investigate the murder of a judge's clerk, with their attention initially going to the judge himself, who had been having an affair with the young woman.

Directors: Gloria Muzio
The Pardoner's Tale
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6.97
252 votes

#2 - The Pardoner's Tale

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/18/2001

The deaths of a reporter and his fiancée, gunned down on orders, leads the detectives to investigate political bribery involving the governor's office, which Deakins isn't pleased with.

Directors: Steve Shill
The Good Doctor
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7.01
242 votes

#3 - The Good Doctor

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/25/2001

A plastic surgeon reports his drug-abusing wife missing, and ends up being the prime suspect after detectives learn he had good reason to want her out of his life.

The Insider
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7.05
219 votes

#4 - The Insider

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/27/2002

When the father of a young woman who has been out all night clubbing is found dead in his boat house, Goren and Eames investigate the mysterious club owner only to realise that he is an undercover FBI agent and that the Bureau will not risk their undercover operation even to stop a killer.

Directors: Jan Egleson
Love Sick
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7.05
427 votes

#5 - Love Sick

Season 9 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/11/2010

Detectives Nichols and Stevens investigate a nurse and the men who love her while looking into the death of a woman who was treated in the emergency room shortly before she was murdered.

Directors: James Hayman
Poison
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7.07
246 votes

#6 - Poison

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/11/2001

The detectives investigate a murderer who poisons hospital victims with cyanide. They suspect a nurse whose profile is typical, but when they discover more murders away from the hospital they have to widen their search.

Directors: Gloria Muzio
Sex Club
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7.08
206 votes

#7 - Sex Club

Season 4 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/20/2005

When Goren and Eames investigate the death of the new owner of a "little black book" once belonging to legendary playboy George Merritt, they uncover the marital indiscretions of a U.S. Senatorial candidate involving sex clubs.

Directors: Alex Chapple
Inhumane Society
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7.08
332 votes

#8 - Inhumane Society

Season 9 - Episode 15 - Aired 7/6/2010

A boxer's career is derailed when authorities discover he leads a dog fighting ring

Directors: Michael Smith
Crazy
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7.10
228 votes

#9 - Crazy

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/13/2002

A psychiatrist who provides expert testimony at criminal trials lays down an insanity defense to hide his obsession for his younger girlfriend after revealing to her that he hired a corrupt detective to murder her brother-in-law at his son's Bar Mitzvah after alleged reports that her niece had been abused by him.

Directors: Steve Shill
Writer: René Balcer
Seeds
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7.13
246 votes

#10 - Seeds

Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/11/2007

Genetics drive the murder of a doctor and the subsequent investigation.

Directors: Jean de Segonzac
Palimpsest
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7.13
339 votes

#11 - Palimpsest

Season 9 - Episode 14 - Aired 6/29/2010

Nichols takes a very personal interest in a case that turns out to have many layers when an old friend is murdered, and somehow the reclusive book dealer's troubled daughter is also involved.

Directors: Darnell Martin
Writer: Mark Malone
Cadaver
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7.18
305 votes

#12 - Cadaver

Season 10 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/12/2011

A philanthropist goes missing after announcing the winner of his research grant.

Directors: Frank Prinzi
Writer: Julie Martin
Faith
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7.20
226 votes

#13 - Faith

Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 4/28/2002

When a wealthy publisher is murdered to prevent him from exposing an elaborate confidence game that enveloped him, his company and one of his editors, Goren and Eames run their own con to extract a confession from the killer.

Directors: Ed Sherin
F.P.S
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7.20
143 votes

#14 - F.P.S

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/4/2004

Goren reaches into his own experience working with a partner to solve the murder of a gamer who appears to be connected to a network of thieves using spyware to commit fraud. Eames gives birth.

Directors: Darnell Martin
Writer: Gerry Conway
Homo Homini Lupus
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7.21
218 votes

#15 - Homo Homini Lupus

Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 3/3/2002

When an business executive's wife and two daughters are kidnapped for a loanshark because the loan hasn't been paid off, Goren and Eames are frustrated by the man's lack of cooperation, which stymies them further when the man's released daughter proves to have been sexually assaulted.

Directors: David Platt
Writer: René Balcer
Abel & Willing
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7.22
344 votes

#16 - Abel & Willing

Season 9 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/4/2010

A psychologist conducts unimaginable field experiments asking his human test subjects to make the impossible choice, but Detectives Nichols and Stevens are even more surprised by the man's inspiration.

Directors: Kevin Bray
Gods & Insects
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7.22
381 votes

#17 - Gods & Insects

Season 9 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/27/2010

A body that's been decapitated, initially thought to be a mob hit, leads Detectives Nichols and Stevens to an escort service and the financial would-be gods who utilize it.

Directors: Jonathan Herron
Writer: Ted Sullivan
Disciple
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7.22
455 votes

#18 - Disciple

Season 9 - Episode 10 - Aired 6/1/2010

A new murder fits the style of a serial killer who was executed months earlier. Stevens must figure out if the killing is a copycat crime or if she helped convict an innocent man.

Directors: Christine Moore
Love on Ice
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7.25
371 votes

#19 - Love on Ice

Season 9 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/18/2010

Four men who have been friends since high school discover they're being blackmailed over the death of another childhood friend. When one of the four turns up dead, it's up to Nichols and Stevens to uncover the truth behind a 22-year-old mystery.

Directors: Ken Girotti
Smile
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7.25
218 votes

#20 - Smile

Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/18/2007

When a dentist is murdered by the mother of one of his patients, Goren and Eames follow the trail of evidence to a company that appears to have been the victim of a criminal conspiracy involving contaminated mouthwash.

Directors: Michael Smith
Contract
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7.26
226 votes

#21 - Contract

Season 7 - Episode 12 - Aired 6/15/2008

A gossip columnist who used his insider knowledge to feed his habit is murdered, which leaves Wheeler and Logan to work through a list of suspects that grows longer the more they probe his life.

Directors: Jonathan Herron
Traffic
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7.26
367 votes

#22 - Traffic

Season 9 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/25/2010

The murder of a magazine editor reveals his predilection for young girls, leaving Nichols and Stevens investigating not only his staff, but a Russian prostitution ring.

Directors: Chris Zalla
Alpha Dog
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7.27
177 votes

#23 - Alpha Dog

Season 8 - Episode 15 - Aired 8/2/2009

A popular male model spends the night with a mysterious woman and after a night of love and drugs, is found dead. Goren and Eames uncover the sexual paranoia behind the murder.

Directors: Norberto Barba
Writer: Walon Green
All In
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7.27
178 votes

#24 - All In

Season 8 - Episode 13 - Aired 7/19/2009

When poker genius Josh Snow loses $80,000 in a card game, backer and bookie Lou Cardinale forces him into collections to work off the losses. Lou gives him a .38 and a box of blanks to extract gambling debts, and sends along his mistress, Angela, to keep an eye on the money. Detectives Goren and Eames enter an elaborate game where they must join in the play, or be played.

Directors: David Manson
Bombshell
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7.27
156 votes

#25 - Bombshell

Season 6 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/8/2007

A woman who married a billionaire winds up dead under mysterious circumstances shortly after her son dies.

Directors: Darnell Martin