The BEST episodes of Crash & Bernstein

Every episode of Crash & Bernstein ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Crash & Bernstein!

14-year-old Wyatt Bernstein, the only son among four kids, finally gets his dream of having a loud-mouthed brother when his puppet, Crash, comes to life. Crash brings Wyatt some much needed “boy reinforcement” amidst a household of sisters.

Last Updated: 1/20/2023Network:Disney XD
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Monster Crash
star
10.00
3 votes

#1 - Monster Crash

Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 7/8/2013

Crash believes a trucker hat that he purchased at the Muddy Melee monster truck event brings him luck. When Crash's hat goes missing, he thinks that it has been stolen and suspects Mel, Amanda, Cleo, Jasmine, or Mr. Poulos.

Directors: Bruce Leddy
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Shorty Crash
star
10.00
1 votes

#2 - Shorty Crash

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/4/2013

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Crash Asks Too Many Questions
star
9.75
4 votes

#3 - Crash Asks Too Many Questions

Season 1 - Episode 23 - Aired 7/15/2013

Crash is obsessed with Wyatt's voice command Cassie at the time when he plans to enter the game show "Crazy Family Awesome Time."

Directors: Sean Mulcahy
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Crashtagion
star
9.50
4 votes

#4 - Crashtagion

Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/25/2013

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Crashus Maximus
star
9.33
3 votes

#5 - Crashus Maximus

Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/18/2013

While working with Wyatt on a report about the Roman Empire, Crash gets struck by lightning and receives multiple personalities of Crash (like Chef Crash, Caveman Crash, Southern Millionaire Crash, Cat Crash, and the gladiator Maximus Octavius) which cause trouble immediately.

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Monkey Business
star
9.33
3 votes

#6 - Monkey Business

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 7/21/2014

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Flushed in Space
star
9.33
3 votes

#7 - Flushed in Space

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 7/28/2014

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Release The Crashen
star
9.25
4 votes

#8 - Release The Crashen

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/11/2013

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Comic Book Crash
star
9.25
4 votes

#9 - Comic Book Crash

Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/13/2013

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Educating Crash
star
9.17
6 votes

#10 - Educating Crash

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/29/2012

Wyatt takes Crash to school with him, but Crash gets in trouble with the principal.

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The Nosejob Job
star
9.00
5 votes

#11 - The Nosejob Job

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/7/2013

Crash goes through the options of a possible nose to add to his face. Meanwhile, Wyatt and Pesto look for a place to hang out when Amanda, Cleo, and Jasmine take over their usual hang-outs in the apartment with Amanda's modeling plans, Cleo's dance parties, and Jasmine's hide and seek activities.

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Merry Crashenfest
star
9.00
2 votes

#12 - Merry Crashenfest

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/3/2013

As Hanukkah approaches, the Bernstein family teaches Crash the traditions of the holiday.

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Crashlemania
star
9.00
2 votes

#13 - Crashlemania

Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/25/2013

Crash, Wyatt and Pesto join the school wrestling team.

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Home Alone... With Crash
star
8.83
6 votes

#14 - Home Alone... With Crash

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/12/2012

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Crashy McSmartypants
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8.80
5 votes

#15 - Crashy McSmartypants

Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 6/25/2013

In order to get tickets to the big wrestling, Wyatt and Crash get a job as newsdealers at Roland's newsstand and Crash starts to give customers silly advice which actually works. Meanwhile, Cleo holds a meeting with her friends who have been appointed as Cleo's board of directors and later plans to take advantage of Crash by making him the spokesperson for Cleo.

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Parade Crasher
star
8.67
3 votes

#16 - Parade Crasher

Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 4/22/2013

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Scaredy Crash
star
8.60
5 votes

#17 - Scaredy Crash

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/15/2012

Crash helps Wyatt with his insect phobia but develops a fear of mustaches himself. Amanda develops a fear of meat.

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Trash & Bernstein
star
8.60
5 votes

#18 - Trash & Bernstein

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/28/2013

Wyatt, Crash, and Pesto compete against Cleo's team in a cup-stacking competition run by Coach Urkhart. Outside the competition, Crash starts to use the garbage gathered in the hangout where the toxic fumes start to affect Crash's brain and makes him think that the trash heap is talking to him. Meanwhile, Amanda sprains her ankle and Pesto waits on her which affects his training for the cup-stacking competition.

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Crash the Man
star
8.57
7 votes

#19 - Crash the Man

Season 1 - Episode 24 - Aired 7/22/2013

Mr. Poulous loads up his van to go on a camping trip with his friends. Crash, Wyatt and Pesto sneak into the van to tag along.

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Undercover Crash
star
8.50
4 votes

#20 - Undercover Crash

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/14/2013

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Crash vs. Flex
star
8.50
4 votes

#21 - Crash vs. Flex

Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/11/2013

While Wyatt is gathering stuff for the school's rummage sale, Crash becomes extremely jealous when Wyatt finds his old "Flex Fletcher" toy. Meanwhile, Cleo creates a money-making venture at the rummage sale and Amanda raises money for new boots to wear at a party.

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Crash Is Having a Baby
star
8.44
9 votes

#22 - Crash Is Having a Baby

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/21/2013

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Escape from Bigfoot Island
star
8.43
7 votes

#23 - Escape from Bigfoot Island

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 7/18/2014

Wyatt, Crash, and Pesto go with Mr. Poulos on a fishing trip where they encounter a lake shark. After evading it, the group ends up on Bigfoot Island where Crash uses the wood from Mr. Poulos' boat to make a fire. While looking for a way off the island, Crash ends up sighting what might be Bigfoot living there while also encountering another man.

Directors: Bruce Leddy
Writer: Doc Kemker
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Crash Jacked
star
8.33
3 votes

#24 - Crash Jacked

Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 3/4/2013

Rufus "The Slapper" is stealing everyone's stuff as Wyatt tries to reason with him. Crash ends up captured by Rufus who holds him for a ransom of Wyatt's bicycle which doesn't go well. Meanwhile, Amanda thinks that Mel had killed Crash after he had previously broke the television as Mel takes advantage of this when she is informed of this by Cleo.

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Health-o-ween
star
8.33
6 votes

#25 - Health-o-ween

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/14/2013

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